Happy National Jump Rope Day (NSFWish) (1239 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2008-01-22 08:49:22 EST
Jump Rope, Jump Rope
Grope
Grope
Grope
I know...I'm the next Tennyson.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-08 08:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Was it? Oh, in that case I will get back to my breast pump.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-22 21:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
didn't read it, didn't see the gay gif, but I know it would have been a transexual at the very least
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
simple explaination is i have black cats ("black cat lord/king" is the english translation)
i have a japanese car thats being done up custom (NOT a honda) we call project black cat
hence the name kuroneko_sama or black cat lord
and i do dress up for the annual rennisance fair, and halloween.. but i dont RPG
i am certainly a geek, im just not an RPG geek... mostly comic books, movies and custom artwork, I used to do videogames too but i no longer own any consoles
in regards to the elf suit, i got it for christmas promotion stuff for work (used to work in television production and mobile dj stuff)
so no im not otaku or larp... just a simple geek
of course none of you give a shit about any of it...im just answeirng the question...
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it bad I know exactly who that is? My one wrist is mega strong!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-22 16:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:43:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He's a pasty white LARPing faggot, not quite as gay as his old roommate. He fucked up by bringing another feces gun into this world.
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:40:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:27:29 EST (#)
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wow , i actually used to have an elf suit jsut like that
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Hi Mr. Black Cat. That's a bit scary. So tell me are you Japanese or do you just like some aspect of it?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:34:19 EST (#)
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http://myspace.com/loopdeloo
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow , i actually used to have an elf suit jsut like that
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:18:14 EST (#)
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Nobody 'thinks' anything of you. Fact is that you're a shitty poster, a lame n00b and until you camwhore to prove otherwise (you don't need to make it explicit) we'll just assume you're an alter.
You should be advised, however, that sicosemen is site admin and as such can have you banned at any time.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sure thing, fatty.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
She is 61!!! If that's what I look like when I am that old fuck it! Until then I will stick to not "showing my hole" or my "tities" and let you think what you want of me.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:13:02 EST (#)
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IF that is you, you are pretty ugly.
Face it...you are a fat blob until you camwhore and prove otherwise.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:12:37 EST (#)
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Nice book, you saggy old cunt.
http://people.paltalk.com/people/users/Loopdeloo/photo_showcase.wmt?photo=26
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:11:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:08:16 EST (#)
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Loopdeloo: http://www.gizmoz.com/loopdeloo
This made me lol...
But I have longer hair and my elf costume is at the dry cleaners.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:09:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Men my age would love to date me. This is the first relationship I have had with an older man. So far so good. If it aint broke don't fix it I guess.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Loopdeloo: http://www.gizmoz.com/loopdeloo
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, what else could possibly explain you dating outside of your age group? I figure you are and unattractive. That's why no one your age will date you.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You 2 guessed it! I'm a fat, pimple faced, old man dating noob. How did you figure it out? You didn't see my myspace page did you???
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I will never post a picture of ny nekid boobs EVAR!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-22 14:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's it, whore. She is fat; that's why she's resorted to dating older men. They don't care and they like the fact that they are getting "young pussy" despite the fact that she's 3 something to be something.
I'm guessing 318 lbs.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-22 13:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No one on his site is sophisticated. DDcup sounds like a fat girls size to me hehehe.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-22 13:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sophisticated.....bwahahahahahahah ahahahahah a ! show us your tits and quit being so fucking suburban. It's not that I was trying the reverse psychology route, I just sincerely think you are lying about that.
Orphelia...show me your cunt again.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-22 13:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't care what you believe, I am not a silly young 14 year old who will fall for reverse psychology. I am a sophisticated 27 year old who may be bribed by large amounts of money.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-22 13:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you not read where I called you a slut? What I says goes. Post them...also, I don't believe your tits are that big.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-22 13:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
36DD, Why would I post them here? Im not that easy!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-22 13:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But you do have little titties, right? Post 'em. Be a sport. Good girl.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-22 13:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How big are your tits, slut?
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-22 13:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not a nOOb with attitude for fucks sakes, awww nevermind!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-22 13:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not gaping that much. Closed up a little, what with all the scabs and cunt cheese up there.
Who is this shirty little upstart anyway. I do hate nOObs with attitude. She probably has little titties.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-22 13:19:23 EST (#)
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I can't wait to grind my cock in orphelias gaping hole.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-22 13:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It looks retal to me, bitch.
Haha look at your shitty posts and you dare call 'shite' on one of sicos posts.
Are you a girl? Go and squeeze your pimples, nOOb, and GTFO! :)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-22 13:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You whores want to fight it out? Fine with me...just get naked first and take turns humming my beef nozzle.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-22 13:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
orphelia,
That wasn't a retal -2 this post just sucks!
If i "-2DIE" every user every user who gives me a poor rating I would have time to come up with new quality post! We wouldn't want that would we?
Fuck off!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-22 12:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Retal -2 below. PATHETIC. This is why I don't bother with Uber so much, sico, me old chum.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-22 12:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"I'll fly you out to fight you" & "-2DIE"
Sure am glad I took those notes!!!
Thanks
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-22 10:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Newsflash: The "you live in your mom's basement" line has long been obsolete when internet feuding. It has been replaced with "I'll fly you out to fight you," "-2DIE," and the always truthful (for you) "you are a worthless cunt." Take note.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-22 12:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know where I have been sico. The bastards drugged me.
rorrim! :)
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-22 11:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-21 15:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Does anyone remember a post about Coke soda being a drug? The guy was trying to get a fix and was avoiding cops or maybe even dealing with them. Surely someone remembers this.
I remember this scene from a french movie. I was young then, you were unborn, the net was a galaxy far far away, and uber was just a german word.
Also, if you make your gif's yourself, take out 25% of the images, to get the speed more accurate..
Nice ass on that babe, +2 for that.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-22 10:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
O, where you been, cunt?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-22 10:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She is very slow.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-22 10:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-22 10:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The intelligent what? And...it's handicapable.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-22 10:12:04 EST (#)
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but you're mentally handicapped and can't be used to measure the intelligent
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-22 10:08:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-22 09:38:09 EST (#)
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this is by far the funniest thing anyone on this website will read today
http://explodingunicorn.blogspot.com/2008/01/license-to-grill.html
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To each his own. I read it and smirked, but never lol'd.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-22 10:02:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-21 12:56:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-21 12:55:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-17 12:04:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-16 14:21:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-15 11:15:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-14 11:45:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-12 18:26:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-11 10:45:18 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/114211#2622074
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114211#2622092
http://www.ubersite.com/m/114241#2623126
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-22 09:38:09 EST (#)
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this is by far the funniest thing anyone on this website will read today
http://explodingunicorn.blogspot.com/2008/01/license-to-grill.html
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-22 09:35:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-22 09:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This isn't very good...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-22 09:28:11 EST (#)
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This isn't very good...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-22 08:52:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-21 15:55:46 EST (#)
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Does anyone remember a post about Coke soda being a drug? The guy was trying to get a fix and was avoiding cops or maybe even dealing with them. Surely someone remembers this.