Japonika (477 hits)
Category: NewsRating: 0.72 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by triangle_man (View user info) at 2008-01-22 18:30:50 EST
She has a rice body. She has a hello kitty.
She takes care of my Tamagotchi. Her hair is shiny and black and long.
She was born years ago. I know her now and again.
We are friends, I think?
Her smile is vacant.
My life is busy.
We are the same age in my mind.
I pronounced tough words with her today, all day.
Her hat annoys me. To death. I thought of sitting on it. I didn't.
There is mo sex.
Plasmatics.
If you sawed us, you'd get saw dust.
If you see us...
You'd think we were married.
Anyway. Her troubles are trivial.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Love the chick.
hate the post.
But that doesn't make me a bad person.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-08 20:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am sorry to hear that. That sucks.
Shit.
Don't be a stranger.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice to see you back, stranger :-)
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-01-23 11:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmm, love those jap chicks.
Who was that bloody song by? "He's got a nice body, he wears velvet pants" This is alternative words for that song right? Who was that by?
Anyways, +2 for making me think of that song, and making me think of hot jap chicks.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-23 09:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-22 20:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is about the slowest bandwagon ever.
Scourge - http://www.ubersite.com/m/76455#1624965
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I logged on especially just to drop this +2 by.
Night all. :)
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This bandwagon just kills me for some reason.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:34:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
we can't have two bandwagons at once
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
shut your face you slope gook chink jap slant chinaman zipperhead bastard.