How to get over your three and a half year relationship with three fucking cats (I'm joking I don't have a clue) (1275 hits)
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Submitted by Paul Hibbert (View user info) at 2008-01-22 18:31:16 EST
Ok. Pretty fucking drunk but it's time to go public with this... I've gone from a mortgage on an awesome house, 3 cats and a 3 and a half year relationship to a woman who needed me, to living on my mates sofa waiting for my fucking house to either sell or for her to buy me out.
I don't wanna be the guy that makes everything difficult for her just because I'm upset, so I'm kind of just getting on with it against my gut decision to do damage to the house or make everything impossible for her, because I know I'll just be doing it for all the wrong reasons.
I want to be grown up about it but I don't want to get ripped off in the process of trying to do the right thing.
I want to hate her but it's difficult when you know that she's got problems of her own that have led to what I'd like to believe is her mistake. We can never get back together because of the things that have been said and I could never risk going through this again.
I'm pleased that I've grown up enough not to have taken the same stance as last time a long term relationship finished and breaking stuff, but I'm down on myself for putting my career in jeopardy and taking a week to get back to work.
I'm at that stage now where a couple of months have passed and people are still asking if I'm ok which worries me that maybe I'm not doing so great if people are still asking. I'm feeling a lot better- I'm laughing again but I'm trying to make sure I deal with all my emotions before I make the mistake of taking any baggage with me.
It's important to me to not simply move on without learning anything about myself. I guess I'm afraid this might happen again if I get involved with someone without some prior knowledge of what I can do to avoid meeting someone who 'thinks' they know what they want.
I don't want to see her anymore because I don't want to know that she's doing just fine without me, or even worse that she's doing great with someone else. I have to cling to this feeling that she's going to eventually regret this, or I have to admit to myself that maybe she made the right choice for both of us... not just for me.
That in itself frightens me. What if she does get in touch in 2 months time begging for forgiveness? I'll have to say no. I asked her one thing; "Don't bring him into our home". I went to get some stuff and let myself into an empty house with his jacket, his toothbrush in it and his pyjamas on my bed... My fucking bed that I paid for. I can't forgive it and we can't get back to where who we were... Ever.
How did the woman that I loved turn into someone so insensitive and cold in a couple of weeks? It's like she died and her body's still walking round in spite.
I'm not entirely sure why I'm putting this out on the internet. I think some part of me wants her to see it so that there's less risk of her contacting me to find out how I feel... Jenny, you fucked it up... We can't be friends for a long time, if ever. How can I ever trust you again?
I will never make the mistake of taking you back, you're too much of a risk after what this has done to me. You made a lot of changes in my life whilst together and thereafter and I am better man for having known you, but it is who I am that has shaped this experience into self improvement, not you. The pain you put me through makes me wish I'd never met you.
I could have met plenty of girls that would have given me the self confidence I needed to become who I am, I could have just done it at 22 instead of 26. Thanks for teaching me in 3 and a half years something that I could have learnt in a few months.
If you want to know my state of mind right now it's simple...
*Get the fuck out of this mortgage.
*Be me, for me.
*Learn to enjoy being alone.
*Stop worrying that I no longer no what my future holds.
*Forget what she looks like, what she sounds like and realise that all the good in me comes from who I am and not from the experience she gave me, or the routine to which I became accustomed.
If you're in my situation I have little advice, but here it is anyway... One man told me to not do anything spiteful regardless of how angry you feel. He was right; however old you are, whatever situation you're in- the harder you make it for them the harder they'll make it for you. Think of your feelings as an illness that you will recover from in time; It's something you don't need to force yourself to think about at all; your brain will process it whether you like it or not and the more you try to speed it up the more frustrating it will become, the more mistakes you will make and the more painful it will be.
Thank you and goodnight.
Paul
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2008-08-02 17:33:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:20:27 EST (#)
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Sorry! Forgot to mention, about one of them ladies I was on about. I met one but I'm afraid she's already married to my Uncle.
Ah well. She's 67 this year so probably a bit on the young side, eh?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:08:27 EST (#)
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"probably because women are so much more bloody mercenary when a relationship ends."
That says everything right there.
Good luck Pock, you may be my near neighbour pretty soon.
-Dave
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:43:48 EST (#)
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Thanks Berty.
The house is in both our names. I want nothing to do with it though, being anywhere near it is totally fucked up... When I found out about him I told her to get the fuck out and she refused, I told her that I would let myself in the following night with as many friends as I could find and a have a huge house party that would wreck the place and if she wanted to stick around for that then she was perfectly welcome.
She started packing her stuff that night but I decided the morning after that it made no difference where she was or who she was doing and if I forced her out of the house then she'd just do something spiteful when it came to selling up.
Don't know how she stays there- probably because women are so much more bloody mercenary when a relationship ends.
Fuck it. I'll be better off without her when I sane the fuck up.
Apollo, I'll write something funny when I get bored of just watching TV and getting drunk, not as far off as that might sound and you'll be the first to know brother.
-Paulos
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:25:42 EST (#)
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"I don't wanna be the guy that makes everything difficult for her just because I'm upset..."
yes you do
stop being a fag
fuck her sister
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:08:22 EST (#)
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Fuck the high road. Kick her out of your house. It's in your name right?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:30:56 EST (#)
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Goodness gracious me, this is astounding! Pock has a career! I thought he was merely a diminutive musician.
Condolences on your lady turning into a cold-blooded harpy. A relative of mine recently did the same thing to her husband of 20 years. He's a right mess of course, poor cunt will never love again, and the kids have all been alienated.
Still, the good news is that she was always a cold-blooded harpy (according to her mother) and that for those 20 years she had simply been masqurading as a real person because, ironically enough, she had suffered the exact same way at the hands of a cold-blooded bastard. Hilarious really because it's quite brutally obvious that the man she has recently gone off with will hurt her in exactly the same way!
Ah, but you probably still sort of love her so the news that her brain doesn't work properly and that it is only a matter of time before her current relationship falls apart won't be all that comforting. In any case, you can be assured that there are real women out there who are genuinly capable of long term relationships.
Also you may have lost the house but at least you didn't make it smell of babies.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:54:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-01-23 17:25:14 CST (#)
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Fucks sake, just read my posts about Becky back in 2005- http://www.ubersite.com/m/44843 ... http://www.ubersite.com/m/45393 ... http://www.ubersite.com/m/45569
Why is it the same cycle of crap? It's even the same friends pulling me through and my mum taking the same action of trying to resolve it in my mental absence. I even make a comment at one point that I'm afraid of all this happening again, and yet here I am. I talk about how much I'm worried I'm damaging my liver... Fuck.
There was a post about doing 40 days and 40 night of not jerking off- http://www.ubersite.com/m/44958 ... Guess what I finished doing last week?
Thankyou or all your kind words. I'm depressed that last time it was 6 months before I was fully over it, that means I've got another three months to go. This whole thing really is a fucking sickness.
Sorry I'm not about much, works blocks Uber and it's not sensible that I sit here too often procrastinating about what a fucking mess everything is.
Fuck the lot of it. ""
Good.
NOW WILL YOU PLEASE STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING POOF AND POST SOMETHING 'FUNNY'?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-24 03:12:29 EST (#)
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you had long-term relationships with three cats? simultaneously?
wow.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-23 21:35:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-01-23 18:25:14 EST (#)
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Fucks sake, just read my posts about Becky back in 2005- http://www.ubersite.com/m/44843 ... http://www.ubersite.com/m/45393 ... http://www.ubersite.com/m/45569
Why is it the same cycle of crap? It's even the same friends pulling me through and my mum taking the same action of trying to resolve it in my mental absence. I even make a comment at one point that I'm afraid of all this happening again, and yet here I am. I talk about how much I'm worried I'm damaging my liver... Fuck.
There was a post about doing 40 days and 40 night of not jerking off- http://www.ubersite.com/m/44958 ... Guess what I finished doing last week?
Thankyou or all your kind words. I'm depressed that last time it was 6 months before I was fully over it, that means I've got another three months to go. This whole thing really is a fucking sickness.
Sorry I'm not about much, works blocks Uber and it's not sensible that I sit here too often procrastinating about what a fucking mess everything is.
Fuck the lot of it.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-23 16:31:02 EST (#)
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+2 empathy
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:47:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:35:56 EST (#)
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"What you resist persists."
Good luck.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:13:59 EST (#)
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Learn from your mistakes. Learn from others' mistakes. Never make the same one twice. Look at me! I'm always making new ones!
Don't do things out of spite; do them because they are the right thing to do. But take care of YOU. Nobody else is going to. And if they do, accept it graciously but always be able to stand on your own two feet. Don't rush the process. Time will pass no matter what you are feeling, or doing about it.
Take care of yourself.
Always.
Submitted by His_Infernal_Majesty (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:56:30 EST (#)
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Sorry to hear big guy. The exact same thing happened to me, wasn't quite as long of a relationship, but she did the exact same thing, she turned into a completely different person. She turned into the most INSENSITIVE little harpy of a woman I've ever encountered. I also encouraged her to see other people, but NOT ON MY BED. Of course that one little request had to be violated. it's been a year and a half since I kicked her out of our house(because I refused to leave). Conciously, I've been over her for a very long time. But subconciously, I can't stop dreaming about anything else. At first i didn't think much of it, but it's really starting to freak me out. However, no woman is going to be mature/sensitive about any break-up/divorce. That's the only conclusion I've come to over time. Good luck to you, and just remember that she's not the one who shaped you into what you are today, no one changes for anyone else. Just hold onto that and you'll be fine.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-23 12:10:46 EST (#)
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Although I'm sure it doesn't help, I'll say I'm sorry anyway :(
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-23 12:02:20 EST (#)
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just remember its all in your head
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-01-23 11:45:07 EST (#)
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When you're young and suck cock you think you are a sex goddess, but when you're old and suck cock you find out you're just a cock sucker.
words to think about : )
__*****____*****_____
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:52:36 EST (#)
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After all this nonsense happened to me, I used the "I'm vulnerable" angle to fuck women who wanted to fix me. Try single moms, they have food in their purse, always. Oh, and right now, there's some chick that's DYING to suck your cock. That did wonders for my self-esteem when I realized it.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:52:36 EST (#)
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After all this nonsense happened to me, I used the "I'm vulnerable" angle to fuck women who wanted to fix me. Try single moms, they have food in their purse, always. Oh, and right now, there's some chick that's DYING to suck your cock. That did wonders for my self-esteem when I realized it.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-23 09:40:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-22 20:21:55 EST (#)
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Think of your feelings as an illness that you will recover from in time
holy shit wolf meister. that was profound.
don't even know what to say to this after being in a similar situation. it does get easier. party on wayne.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-23 08:20:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2008-01-23 06:39:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-22 22:48:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-22 22:15:57 EST (#)
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i wonder how a kiwi says 'vagisal'? vegesel? Hey bro', me shiip niids sem vegesel.
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are ya serious? we don't sound like retards. Only people from Queensland sound stupid.
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That's because Queenslanders spend their entire first thirty (sometimes fourty) years of life high as a kite, stoned or pinging. Or some combination.
They don't have any braincells left to communicate properly.
(I'm Victorian...)
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and entaran sport called, and wondered why you're so crap at it. then the office of sidling up to subhuman kiwis rang and said you're a dirty cunt. maybe i_can_get_you_some_vagisal_from_my_dresser_drawer_unless_the_maoris_have_chopped_it_up_for_a_hangi can lend you some. it'd have to be a super fucking sized tube though.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-23 07:45:12 EST (#)
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"I'm not entirely sure why I'm putting this out on the internet. I think some part of me wants her to see it so that there's less risk of her contacting me to find out how I feel... Jenny, you fucked it up..."
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you go girl.
I'm not sure why but at the time you go girl sounded funny. I will probably regret it the minute I hit 'rank'. but pock? seriously. better now than later. and you outstaked her in the morality stakes. which is something to behold.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-23 06:47:27 EST (#)
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good luck chuck!
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2008-01-23 06:39:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-22 22:48:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-22 22:15:57 EST (#)
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i wonder how a kiwi says 'vagisal'? vegesel? Hey bro', me shiip niids sem vegesel.
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are ya serious? we don't sound like retards. Only people from Queensland sound stupid.
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That's because Queenslanders spend their entire first thirty (sometimes fourty) years of life high as a kite, stoned or pinging. Or some combination.
They don't have any braincells left to communicate properly.
(I'm Victorian...)
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2008-01-23 06:33:54 EST (#)
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Heartfelt.
It took me 14 months to sort out my life after the same thing. Almost exactly the same thing, it's eerie.
I barely acknowledge she exists anymore. We saw eachother for 15 seconds the other day and she brushed my hand. I felt like i'd been stabbed and I wanted to wash it with metho and steel wool, that's how much I think of the touch of the woman I thought I'd marry too.
Consequently, I don't have respect for women anymore. The one's that I do have respect for have earned it rather than me automatically having it because they're female and my upbringing said so.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-01-23 03:54:36 EST (#)
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haha you and i are in exactly the same postition. kudos.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2008-01-23 02:41:01 EST (#)
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Stiff upper lip and all that.
You can punch me now.
Surround yourself with good friends, they'll see you through this. And don't take it out on your liver. Look after yourself(The groupies will appreciate it.)
Thinking of you.
Dee
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-22 22:48:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-22 22:15:57 EST (#)
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i wonder how a kiwi says 'vagisal'? vegesel? Hey bro', me shiip niids sem vegesel.
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are ya serious? we don't sound like retards. Only people from Queensland sound stupid.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-22 22:30:09 EST (#)
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Three words for you: Road Trip.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-22 22:15:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-22 20:21:55 EST (#)
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Think of your feelings as an illness that you will recover from in time
holy shit wolf meister. that was profound.
i went through all this and it took me years to get over it, in fact I probably didn't until I met my current bird (fiance).
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a jew is not a real person apollo...
i wonder how a kiwi says 'vagisal'? vegesel? Hey bro', me shiip niids sem vegesel.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-22 21:14:59 EST (#)
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Yeesh.
Well - good luck with that, couch-boy.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-22 20:56:29 EST (#)
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thats how D_R flirts with all the ladies, makes reference to their vaginal hygiene.
i hear it's very successful.
he had sex once. no shit.
okay, well, there was a little bit of shit (ghey).
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-22 20:47:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-22 20:22:28 EST (#)
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you_*need*_some_vagisal
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I had to google 'vagisal'
:(
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-22 20:44:59 EST (#)
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No matter how good she looks
No matter how hot in the sack
Somebody (usual several somebodies) is sick of her shit.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-22 20:22:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-22 20:05:52 EST (#)
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whatever.
I_need_a_glass_of_wine
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you_*need*_some_vagisal
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-22 20:21:55 EST (#)
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Think of your feelings as an illness that you will recover from in time
holy shit wolf meister. that was profound.
i went through all this and it took me years to get over it, in fact I probably didn't until I met my current bird (fiance).
If you want to get away for a bit, I have a spare room and probably even a spare car if you fancy seeing texas. you know my email address etc.
good luck pal
<pretentious bollocks>
don't drink/drug yourself too much though, I did that, it doesn't help. Continuing the analogy, think of facing your feelings as 'antibiotics' for a tooth abscess, sure you can keep numbing the pain with vicodin and it will eventually go away but better to start the antibiotics early and get to the root of it.
</end pretentious bollocks>
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-22 20:09:29 EST (#)
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Good luck with all that. Buy new pillows. The old ones smell like her hair.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-22 20:05:52 EST (#)
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whatever.
I_need_a_glass_of_wine
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-22 20:01:02 EST (#)
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And I'll introduce you to no_toe_that's_an_outhole,_not_an_inny.
AND I *HAVE* STANDARDS
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:54:04 EST (#)
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d_r - I was talking to you genius.
While we're at it, I'll introduce you to my friend - I_have_no_standards
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:42:16 EST (#)
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learn from it and dont do like most and repeat the same tragic shit
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:29:01 EST (#)
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Hey. toe. He's from the uk doctor who. It's a pity you don't have a friend called I_can_get_you_a_boyfriend, that way my friend I_could_also_get_you_a_brain could send you one so you could actually have something to hold his interest other than your brilliant grasp of international time zones.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:25:24 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:19:54 EST (#)
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The thing I will remember is that it's mid fucking week baby. It't that bit closer to mental escape. Hooray for that.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:17:55 EST (#)
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skate it off
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:16:13 EST (#)
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It's Wednesday AFTERNOON
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:13:56 EST (#)
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when you wake you will think "holy shit d_r was right, it IS wednesday."
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:10:52 EST (#)
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Sorry, I think I was a little over sensitive there. Stay cool all. Time for sleeping on my best friends sofa whilst I pay for a mortgage on a house that my ex sleeps in with her new boyfriend.
I shall try not to kill her and her fucking home wrecking freak in the mean time.
Yay life. What a bag of shit it has become.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:08:41 EST (#)
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oh and pock? I like the cock.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:07:10 EST (#)
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you could've just told him you were gay d_r. It helps to get things out in the open.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-22 19:01:10 EST (#)
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jesus dude I only said don't post when drunk because I only really had two things to say but said I'd say three. bloody hell.
and it's wednesday.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:57:05 EST (#)
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All right, All right, enough... Why is everyone trying so desperately to be some sort of Internet based alpha male. I'll post drunk all the fuck I want because Uber isn't that bloody important and never should have been. I'm only here because the TV is crap and it's Tuesday, where am I gonna go on a Tueday?
Get over yourselves. This post is more for me to look back on next time this happens as it is for your perusal.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:55:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:52:09 EST (#)
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Arrrgh, just realised where I posted this. I'm on ubersite, not uberfag. Shame.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:50:40 EST (#)
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drums fingers.
drums fingers...
drumming....
okay three things.
1) You'll get over it. One day you will even think thank christ for that.
2) don't post when drunk.
3) at least you're not heath ledger.
It's nice to 'see' you.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:46:25 EST (#)
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diddums.
Depending on your age, being single is great. The only time it's not great is when all your friends are coupled up and decide to set you up with John, whose breath smells - but you go along with it anyway because hey, sometimes there is enough tequila in the world.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:44:18 EST (#)
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I feel for you mate. I've got quite the post in me about my own situation right now and I've been holding back big time. Good to see you didn't.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:43:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:35:30 EST (#)
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Hey sexy bitch, long time no see!
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You won't see a lot me mate, this place is full of bellends... But as one of the few people to have drawn me here back in 2002 it's nice to have a comment from someone with some smarts.
Sorry I'm not doing what I do best right now.
www.myspace.com/mrwolfpaul if you're bored.
-Paulos
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:39:57 EST (#)
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well...good luck with all that, fella.
you seem like you know how you want to proceed, so you aren't doing so badly.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:38:42 EST (#)
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I just can't fucking win, can I?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:38:18 EST (#)
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Fuck it all, Dr. Phil advice 4 below.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:37:31 EST (#)
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Well, I just can't relate to this post on any level.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:37:17 EST (#)
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Dr. Phil advice below.
Fag.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:35:43 EST (#)
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Kill her, burn the house down, kill yourself.
Voila.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:35:30 EST (#)
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Hey sexy bitch, long time no see!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-01-22 18:34:06 EST (#)
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Go on then have a pop. The standard (just incase you want to simply copy and paste) is "the only thing common to all your relationships is you"
Thanks.
Paul