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greatest song lyric ever? (546 hits)

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Rating: 0.82 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by shandythedog (View user info) at 2008-01-23 03:06:22 EST


"You're the tops
You're mahatma ghandi

you're the tops
you're napolean brandy"


how many songwriters would be brilliant enough to realise that brandy and ghandi are both GOOD things?

(i may have mentioned this before, but it's worth repeating)



elsewhere, are leather shoes necessary? in the past i've always bought leather shoes and leather wallets. it just seemed the done thing. but my new wallet is made of plastic and cost me $2. it's a child's novelty wallet i think. it's not really satisfactory - i feel slightly embarrassed by the skull and crossbone design on it's cover - but it's made me rethink the whole leather business.

so when i recently went to buy some new dress shoes, for the first time ever i deigned to look at the non-leather section. appearance-wise, it's actually quite hard to tell the plastic shoes apart from the leather. and they cost a great deal less. but i couldn't quite bring myself to take the plunge.

i wonder if there is actually any virtue to the leather shoes, such as being more comfy or durable or breathing better or something?

or is it just the potential shame of being exposed as a cheap plastic shoe wearer that keeps leather shoes so popular?

i suppose leather does smell and feel nicer than plastic (hence the beauty of leather couches), but how often do you sniff or fondle your shoes?



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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-23 20:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

they sell plastic shoes?

song lyric:

what did you do with my shoe?

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:16:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:46:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I have found that smell is a huge factor when deciding shoe material. Leather, contrary to what seems logical, smells far superior to plastic.

FAR.

The last pair of cheap shoes I bought, my ex threw out the window of the car because the funk was unbearable. Cheap gym/walkabout shoes are never a good idea. Same for work shoes; if your boss/coworkers can smell you coming you'll have a very hard time sneaking out for smokey treats.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Vicariously I live while the whole world dies,
Much better you than I.


Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2008-01-23 11:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-23 11:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CLYVlLG6KEA

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-23 11:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-23 11:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What was I thinking?

MMM-bop

bop-bop-mmm-bop,

do-wop-wop

mmm-bop

bop-bop-oooo!



Now everybody...

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i don't care when my dog runs away, i don't angry at the bills i have to pay, i don't angry when my mom smokes pot, hits bottle and goes right to the rick. fuckin fightin it's all the same, livin with louie dog's the only way to stay sane. let the lovin, let the ovin come back to me.

Theres a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free
Though I respect that a lot
Id be fired if that were my job
After killing jason off and countless screaming argonauts


whip it.
whip it good.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-23 09:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm starting to "get" you. Now, I just can't quit you.


Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-23 08:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

what song is that from? I can't remember and it's going to bug me now.


Better lyric

"I wanna hurt you just to hear you screamin my name..."

know it?


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-23 07:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/74618



Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-01-23 06:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

definitely "let me put my key in your ignition" by r kelly.

Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-23 06:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-23 06:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Leather... Leather is what's left of the cow after the barbecue. Wear it or it goes to waste. Waste is bad for the environment. Do you part to prevent waste. Wear the skin of an animal today.

Lyric... Two words: "Stop. Hammertime."

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-23 06:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the best post I have ever read on Ubersite.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-23 06:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

send me my prize cunt.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-23 06:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"whatever I get, I guess it's what I deserve." and I hate those guys.

or "I fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkked you in the eye of my sun." [Brodie nee Dahl] a good melbourne girl. okay well she's from melbourne. okay she's an Australian.

disclaimer: anyhows this was just off the top of my head. If I thought long and hard I'd probably say..well, I don't know, something from bob dylan/neil young/tim rogers?

fuck you shandy, this is a stupid-requires years of deliberation question. jesus you can be a dickwad.

oh I know "no alarms and no suprises." what do I win?. or "I got my hands in my pants down my calvin kleins - I dont need you no more baby, I can come every time", The Waifs. or "At least we know Russells Crowes bands a fucking pile of shit."

wait.

I just nailed it.

anyway fuck you.


Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-01-23 06:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You are incredibly uninteresting.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-23 05:37:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

shit lyric, don't know fuck all about leather... sorry I clicked

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-23 03:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i know better

hide the...
hide the...

hide the hamster!


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