On Congress and Baseball (736 hits)
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Submitted by DeadToast (View user info) at 2008-01-23 10:08:15 EST
Congress is spending a large amount of time investigating steriod and other "performance enhancing drugs" in professional baseball.
Let me say that again: "Congress is spending a large amount of time investigating steriod and other "performance enhancing drugs" in professional baseball."
Does this not strike anybody else as odd? Why are our politicians wasting time and tax dollars on this? Are steroid-using players a threat to national security? Is an international cabal of steroid pushers trying to *ahem* muscle their way into the country to do harm to the citizens? Have we solved all of the other problems in this country and now we are left with junk food legislation?
I, for one, am glad to see that the elected officials of this greta nation have finally resolved the health care crisis, education reform issues, job stability problems, the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and the upcoming recession. Long gone are the days when we had crime, immigration problems, and oil concerns.
Finally the utopia our forefathers envisioned has become a reality.
Now, we can finally focus on the important matters. I demand that congress also get involved with the allegations of American Idol vote scamming, the Writer's Guild Union strikes, and the "death" of Tupac! Also, I'm pretty sure professional wrestling is fake. Maybe they should look into that as well.
For too long you have lived abopve the law, baseball! You will receive your come uppance!
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-24 07:20:30 EST (#)
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Is that your best 2 cents, Hadley? Pathetic.
Caul, I'm laughing AT you and I will not stop. Untwist your britches.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:13:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:10:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:50:52 EST (#)
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Try babblefish...it may or may not help. Just a suggestion...
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You do mean Babelfish, right?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 15:00:42 EST (#)
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and stop laughing, or pretending to, for no reason about nothing.
you really need a break from the internet, my friend.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:57:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:09:09 EST (#)
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Hahaha @ caul getting worked up and using his only joke left. "wigger!" Notice I didn't say yo. I just said that you seem (key word because I don't really know) to take this all way to seriously instead of laughing with the rest of us. It's ok, though. I see that you are asserting you internet dominance because it means that much to you. Would you like to claim your victory now?
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i didn't i was know worked up...?! and how did i take this seriously? because i said your english sucks? who talked about internet victory?
what are you even talking about, you trisomic fuckhead?
do you like talking with yourself?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:37:10 EST (#)
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This makes me very, very sad.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:23:51 EST (#)
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I wish you hadn't reminded me of what a pathetic state our political system is in.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:09:35 EST (#)
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*your
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 14:09:09 EST (#)
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Hahaha @ caul getting worked up and using his only joke left. "wigger!" Notice I didn't say yo. I just said that you seem (key word because I don't really know) to take this all way to seriously instead of laughing with the rest of us. It's ok, though. I see that you are asserting you internet dominance because it means that much to you. Would you like to claim your victory now?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:57:31 EST (#)
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i understood what you said, i just don't get why you said it.
"take your chiding with a grin, yo!"
being a wigger makes you say a lot of nothing for no reason.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:50:52 EST (#)
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Try babblefish...it may or may not help. Just a suggestion...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:50:17 EST (#)
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So what's your point? Only one asshole at a time? Fuck you and take your chiding with a grin like the rest of us.
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...or up the bum, like slimon.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:46:18 EST (#)
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i honestly don't know what you're talking about.
is it a comment "in baroque"?
gtfo
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:45:03 EST (#)
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So what's your point? Only one asshole at a time? Fuck you and take your chiding with a grin like the rest of us.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:40:21 EST (#)
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i can make errors cuz i'm esl.
you keep correcting people on their english when it's pretty much been established by everyone that your english is horrendous, even worse than mine actually.
gtfo
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:36:35 EST (#)
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You comment on my punctuation and don't include a period. Also, it's vegetable in English.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:34:54 EST (#)
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oops, that was meant for sicosemen, the guy with language deficiencies
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:34:17 EST (#)
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Terrible attempt at punctuation below
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:34:09 EST (#)
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And just remember: by terrible - he meant brilliant.
He has problems with words, people. Just keep moving.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:31:32 EST (#)
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Terrible attempt at humor, below.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:21:00 EST (#)
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That is a pretty intimidating amount of text for you, pie-man.
You are supposed to be simple, n' all.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 13:15:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-23 12:57:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:26:50 EST (#)
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The problem isn't the steroids as much as it is the perjury. If the government let's this debacle of liar after liar slide on by then it'll give the populace a sense of violated security.
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I think that was the message of this post.
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Good thing I didn't read it then, eh?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-23 12:57:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:26:50 EST (#)
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The problem isn't the steroids as much as it is the perjury. If the government let's this debacle of liar after liar slide on by then it'll give the populace a sense of violated security.
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I think that was the message of this post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-23 12:36:55 EST (#)
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how much time?
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2008-01-23 11:42:29 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-23 11:42:04 EST (#)
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Yeah, that's kind of the nature of American democracy.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-23 11:03:14 EST (#)
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Read up on antitrust exemptions.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:57:28 EST (#)
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Actually, 429 nanoseconds faster but I was rounding down for your sake.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:54:03 EST (#)
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obviously it was a typo, dipshit. lie under oath. my brain just runs at about 400 nanoseconds faster than yours.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:43:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:40:58 EST (#)
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I can't believe you just used the term 'to lie under perjury' and then made a veiled attempt at calling me stupid...you moron.
remember back in the 90's when we had a President 'lie under perjury'...wouldn't that have been a good time to make this stand?
step out of your bubble son and start looking at the real world around you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:38:23 EST (#)
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what I'm saying if you can follow along is the glorification of public figures will no longer serve as an excuse to lie under perjury or get out of the common ticket, etc. etc. I think you put on the My Little Pony helmet instead of the lightning bolt helmet today.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:35:29 EST (#)
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so is the glorification of stars or lying under oath?
make up your mind...um...sextwig
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:33:40 EST (#)
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you're missing the point,
If Congress wastes money on baseball, that is less money we spend on important things. like feeding the homeless.
if our poor became a larger issue with the public, Angelina Jolie would keep that sweet ass here instead of Africa or whatever.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:32:40 EST (#)
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It's not that no one has lied under oath fuckstick. It's the glorification of the pro athlete/Hollywood star. 15 years ago, when have you ever heard of a star being arrested for D.U.I. Now, it's common place. The old policemen would let the public figure go and tell the story to their fellow workers. Besides, don't bash me for the government's stupidity. You're picking the wrong fight today, you argumentative dick muffin.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:28:29 EST (#)
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yeah cause no one has ever lied under oath and dammit...it's time to make a stand!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:26:50 EST (#)
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The problem isn't the steroids as much as it is the perjury. If the government let's this debacle of liar after liar slide on by then it'll give the populace a sense of violated security.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:20:19 EST (#)
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What's a steriod?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:09:49 EST (#)
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Baseball is fucking pointless.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-23 10:09:37 EST (#)
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the 800 dollar check you get in the mail in the spring should be enough to put you back to sleep, no?