A Safe Bet (289 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.27 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by mayh3m (View user info) at 2008-01-24 00:45:22 EST
If it makes you happy, I'll act calm and reposed the next time we meet. I'll let you know what I am, this time. Sure, we can start by talking again. I don't know that I'll act my age, but I'll be happy to try. I don't expect a crown of gold from you, but I do you want you to show some remorse. I missed you all these years, my friend. I'm glad that you could forgive me, I hope as time goes on, you can forget. If it makes you less sad, I'll keep out of you way. I'll encourage you to down all of me, and in return I'll make you feel cold, instead of pouring salt in your wounds. You wanted a solution? That's me, I'm a safe-bet to you (though I'd wager I'm not). I hope you come to me to forget. So you can forget all those bad memories, all those days you wanted to end it all, all those things that people say, the way they look at you. I'll make sure to help you get away. You remember the beauty that would unfold when your friends were around too well. You cry on recalling how her skin stretched on her skin so elegantly too much. It's Spring, but I'll make you feel like Winter. Now, you, so fragile and standing trail for all you've done, what will you do? Remember that smell before rain? You'll wish you were there every time we're together. Hold on to yourself the best you can, because no one else will want to be around you after I'm done with you.
You call me a safe bet? No, my friend, I'll just make you forget.
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-06-29 20:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-01-26 23:03:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Brutal
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2008-01-26 22:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This worked better on pulsehead. Oh well?
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 06:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-24 06:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ugh.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-24 05:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2008-01-24 04:50:02 EST (#)
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You cry on recalling how her skin stretched on her skin so elegantly too much.
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-24 04:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is going on here? Since when is Uber the place for pre, present or post adolecsents to wax lyrical about their romantic failiures? Did I miss a memo?
Stop being a pussy and buy yourself a fucking prostitute, bitch. You'll feel right as rain in a jiffy.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-24 04:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
who are you talking to? Do they care as little as I do?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-01-24 03:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
anyone with a camera thinks their an artist. Inspirational.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-24 01:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In this case, the only possible solution is vinegar and hydrogen peroxide.