Bad cop, Bad cop THE MOVIE Pt1 (675 hits)
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Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2008-01-24 04:27:47 EST
..................................BAD COP, BAD COP - THE MOVIE BY LOCKSLY.....................
SYNOPSIS
2 cops - Detective Mahogany and Detective Redwood are assigned to a new special police operation - MasterKey.
MasterKey is a special unit of cops going undercover to crack open a case in Los Angeles.
The case involves a Master Locksmith (played by The Rock) who has the ability to memorise and duplicate ANY key he lays his eyes on.
Are Det. Mahogany and Redwood the only cops in LA who are bad ass enough to go up against the Master Locksmith?
Will they rescue det. Redwoods family from a padlocked underwater camaro in time to save them?
Will the Master Locksmith really go through with his plans to give terrorists a 'Key to the City'?
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"DAMNIT" Said Special Sargeant Samuel L Jackson, "I told the chief of police to get me the best undercover cops we got in this city and they give me you two!"
"Wow, hold on there sweetheart, you might get those panties in a bunch" said Det Mahogany, a cigarette casually resting on his bottom lip.
"YEAH PANTIES" sniggered Det Redwood
Special Sargeant Samuel L Jackson (played by Denzel Washington) shook his head... What could the Chief be thinking? It had been almost 10 years since 'the incident' involving these 2 bad cops but he woke every morning with the eerie sounds of cracker jacks going through his head. Surely the Chief knew it would be suicide to assign these 2 cops to work together?
"Now you listen up here Special Sargeant" Said Det Mahogany, the smarter of the two "We may not be good cops, but darn it you've got a locksmith out there loose on the streets, able to recreate any key he lays his beady little eyes on."
"EYES ON" interjected Det Redwood a pool of spit forming in the left hand corner of his mouth.
"YOU LISTEN HERE" Yelled the special sargeant.
"No... YOU LISTEN" - Det Mahogany yelled back, his fists pounding on the sargeants desk - "In the last 2 weeks the city of LA has had a spate of burglaries with no signs of forced entry, a string of car thefts with no signs of forced entry and padlocked gates being opened at will"
"AT WILL" nodded Det Redwood
"We may not be good cops, hell Det Redwood over here never even officially passed basic training, the cross eyed fool can't shoot a gun to save his life...but damn it! - We're the best you got!" With that the 2 detectives stormed out, leaving special sargeant Samuel L Jackson to sit back in his chair and look out the window at the LA sunset.
"You better be" he said as his eyes squinted "You darn well better be"
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----------------------------------PART 2----------------------------------
[jazzy rock music is playing in the background, a saxophone can be heard wafting through a 12 bar progression]
A brown sedan is seen parking with our two detectives inside.....
"I don't think we're meant to park here, Mahogany... you just reversed over a girl scout troop" stammered Det Redwood.
"You leave the thinking to me Big Red, you leave the thinking to me"
The two detectives get out of their vehicle and walk into a shop "Johnny's Locks"
"Johnny In?" asks Det Mahogany
A short skinny latino guy sits behind the counter, a toothpick extending from his thin lips
"Who wants to know?" he asks slyly.
A big grin appears on Det Mahogany's face, there is nothing he likes better than a smart ass....
"Oh... I can tell ya who wants to know, with my mouth... or... with my FIST" he yelled
CRACK! Det Mahogany's fist connects with the Latino's mouth, blood and a few teeth fly across the room.
"Please... please I beg you uno momento" pleaded the latino "Johnny's just gone next door for a burrito per favor!"
"A burrito hey? Well lets make a fucking taco outta you then!" Det Mahogany threw the quivering Latino through the shop window, glass cascaded down on the man and the surviving members of the girl scout troop.
Det Redwood leapt through the window and grabbed the man by the shirt, his head swung forward like a ragdoll, shards of glass littered his torso. His breathing was faint. He cuffed the man and read him his rights, which were on a laminated card in his wallet.
"Good for one free coffee with any dozen donut combo - hey! This is my dunkin donuts discount card!" exclaimed Det Redwood, realising he had grabbed the wrong card out of his wallet!
"It sure is... ha ha ... It sure is!" Laughed Det Mahogany.
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--------------------------------------------------Part 3---------------------------------
Our two detecives bypass police headquarters and go straight to the morgue, where the Special Sargeant is waiting for them
"DARN IT YOU TWO!" Yelled Special Sargeant Samuel L Jackson "I got the media all over my ass like a bad rash, you killed a friggin wetback and 3 girl scouts, I got city block over there in East LA ready to go on a friggin RIOT, what the hell does your badge mean to you?"
"Mean? WHAT DOES MY BADGE MEAN TO ME?" Screamed an out of control Det Mahogany...
[cut to flashback sequence where Det Mahogany is playing catch with his police dad father, they are enjoying the day when suddenly a low rider pulls up and 4 gangstas get out and blow his father away, his father lays in a pool of blood and we see him press his badge into his sons palm with his last bit of energy]
"I'll tell you what it means... {final countdown music plays slowly in the background} .... It means little sally can catch a bus home without fear of getting shot by a drug dealer, It means old mrs Johnson can walk down the corner store without getting an axe buried in her head, Damn it Special Sargeant it means Everything to me... and it used to mean everything TO YOU SIR"
{by this time Final Countdown is thumping and det Redwood is yelling YEAH}
Special Sargeant Samuel L Jackson (played by Denzel Washington) looks at his two detectives, his head says they are wrong, but his heart knows they are right...
"Thats some damn fine fancy word talk right there Detective Mahogany, I just hope you can back it up with some information on the Master Locksmith" said the Special Sargeant nodding his head.
"Oh I will Special Sargeant..... I WILL" said Det Mahogany, his dark eyes narrowing...
"WILL" exclaimed Det Redwood
...........................................................................END SCENE..............................................................
I'm not really sure where to go from here except I know It will have a lot of bad explosions and people getting killed. I'm open to any suggestions, especially when you guys think I should send it to John Hughes, I was thinking of working on it a bit more but he'll probably want to put his own spin on it so I guess I'll leave it raw.
User Reviews
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-26 21:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-01-26 06:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Denzel Washington needs to say 'mother fucker' alot more. But other than that, it's great.
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I'm trying to get a pg approval so I can show it in SLC
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-26 18:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no comments
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-01-26 06:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Denzel Washington needs to say 'mother fucker' alot more. But other than that, it's great.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-26 05:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-26 05:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The good word is: HAMMERED.
piss it on.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:49:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-25 05:47:50 EST (#)
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police dad father
fine word talk
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police cop dad father
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-25 05:47:50 EST (#)
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police dad father
fine word talk
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-25 05:26:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-25 05:08:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-24 20:25:11 EST (#)
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YOU DARN WELL BETTER BE.
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Whats the good word Rob_BergaTron?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-24 20:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU DARN WELL BETTER BE.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-24 20:23:10 EST (#)
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AQR or KAR?
WHO KnOWS...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-24 20:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd hit it
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:43:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
pure crap
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Yes, but what did yu think of my script?
Submitted by hooch4 (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"his head says they are wrong, but his heart knows they are right"
That sealed the deal.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
pure crap
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-24 16:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know...I think I've seen this one before.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was almost kind of comical, Tardass.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like how both the "bad cops" are named after types of wood (Redwood, Mahogany...) :P
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:56:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
made me laugh....out loud.
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-01-24 08:43:45 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-24 07:51:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-24 07:40:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 07:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
forgot to rate
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2008-01-24 07:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was hilarious!
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-01-24 07:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 06:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This code name Hard-Hat code name Hard-Hat.
Do you read me, over?
Hard-Hat code name Hard-Hat.
Do you read radio dispatch?
Hey got something for lard ass.
HARD-HAT HARD - HAT do you understand?
Lard ass lard ass he he.
HARD-HAT Radio Dispatch do you know who this is?
No, who is this is?
This is Sargent Stadinco.
Oh yeah , you know who this?
No.
Bye Bye Lard Ass.
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another +2 for a cheech and chong review.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-24 07:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had to stop reading....ONLY BECAUSE IT WAS TOO GOOD. Small doses you know, man?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 06:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This code name Hard-Hat code name Hard-Hat.
Do you read me, over?
Hard-Hat code name Hard-Hat.
Do you read radio dispatch?
Hey got something for lard ass.
HARD-HAT HARD - HAT do you understand?
Lard ass lard ass he he.
HARD-HAT Radio Dispatch do you know who this is?
No, who is this is?
This is Sargent Stadinco.
Oh yeah , you know who this?
No.
Bye Bye Lard Ass.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-24 06:41:06 EST (#)
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It's true, I would be.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-24 06:07:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-01-24 05:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best thing you've ever done. I actually laughed out loud more than once.
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laughed?
Its an action drama
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-01-24 05:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best thing you've ever done. I actually laughed out loud more than once.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-24 05:38:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-24 05:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, well, I'm a busy man and I don't have time to read every single scrap of paper that goes through my office, but I've been in this business long enough to recognise a good idea when I see one and I've certainly seen enough of Smauel L. Jackson to recognise that he has long since outgrown his B-list roots.
Also I don't like The Rock, but I'm not an American so he wouldn't appeal to me anyway.
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aha tooshay,,, (thats french:))
The rock is the bad guy because I would like to beat him up
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-24 05:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, well, I'm a busy man and I don't have time to read every single scrap of paper that goes through my office, but I've been in this business long enough to recognise a good idea when I see one and I've certainly seen enough of Smauel L. Jackson to recognise that he has long since outgrown his B-list roots.
Also I don't like The Rock, but I'm not an American so he wouldn't appeal to me anyway.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-24 05:12:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-24 05:09:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-24 04:57:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-24 04:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
10 out of 10 for effort, but I disagree with the casting of Samuel L. Jackson in a supporting role; his fame is too big to not take up all of the camera.
What about that guy who played the dad in that 70's show? I like him, he's cool.
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The role of Samuel L Jackson is played by Denzel Washington
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Good answer.
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Its not an answer! It written in the script twice....
YOU NEVER EVEN READ IT... you can take the plus 2 back, I don't deserve it
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-24 05:09:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-24 04:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-24 04:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
10 out of 10 for effort, but I disagree with the casting of Samuel L. Jackson in a supporting role; his fame is too big to not take up all of the camera.
What about that guy who played the dad in that 70's show? I like him, he's cool.
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The role of Samuel L Jackson is played by Denzel Washington
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Good answer.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-24 05:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-24 04:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This would be better if it was Bon Cop, Bad Cop
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YOU'D be better if you were jake gyldanhall
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-24 04:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This would be better if it was Bon Cop, Bad Cop
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-24 04:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-24 04:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
10 out of 10 for effort, but I disagree with the casting of Samuel L. Jackson in a supporting role; his fame is too big to not take up all of the camera.
What about that guy who played the dad in that 70's show? I like him, he's cool.
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The role of Samuel L Jackson is played by Denzel Washington
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-24 04:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-24 04:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
10 out of 10 for effort, but I disagree with the casting of Samuel L. Jackson in a supporting role; his fame is too big to not take up all of the camera.
What about that guy who played the dad in that 70's show? I like him, he's cool.