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SPT - An Uber Survey (792 hits)

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Rating: 0.45 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by DeadToast (View user info) at 2008-01-24 08:38:21 EST


Please complete with a No. 2 pencil.

You have 1 hour. You may begin.




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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-26 21:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ok i can dig this, but where do i write down how much i hate blind people? is there i write-in ballot somewhere?

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-25 02:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Which kind of Indians?

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-01-24 22:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Long-hair music?

Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-24 21:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hate so much on that list.

Specifically, alligators. Fuck alligators.
___________________________

We are not amused

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-24 16:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I did it...now what should I do with it? Wipe?

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

haha

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

noir

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

you are consistently amusing.




Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Why all the spider hate?

Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hate so much on that list.

Specifically, alligators. Fuck alligators.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

whoa...so edgy......

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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

It's a proven fact that a newborn infant doesn't know the difference between a pacifier and a throbbing penis.

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Negroes-DOT OR FEATHER?
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HA!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I took a Music Appreciation course as an elective in college. The Professor referred repeatedly to "Long-Hair Music". As I had then and have now a decent-length ponytail, I naturally assumed he was talking about the stuff I was listening to. Eventually I worked out that he was referring to Bach and Beethoven and such when he used the term. Pfft. I could garrote either of those powdered-wig geniuses with my coiff.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Alligators- UM,LIKE ;)
Baptists- UGH, DISLIKE >:(
Cabbage-UGH, DISLIKE >:(
Catholics-UGH, DISLIKE >:(
Detective Stories-NO VACANT THOUGHT 8O
Foreigners-UM,LIKE ;)
Indians- DOT OR FEATHER?
Jews-UGH, DISLIKE >:(
Long Hair Music-UM,LIKE ;)
Negroes-DOT OR FEATHER?
Spiders-UM,LIKE ;)


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The Vacant No Thought pic is rather interesting

now someone with some PS skills and a certain level of boredom could update this chart using more modern faces or even celebrity photos

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i laughed

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-24 08:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

oh yes.
native= laccross+casinos+drinking= coolness
dot=curry+cheap bastards= not coolness

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-24 08:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-24 08:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cabbage.

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-24 08:55:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Does it really matter, Fallen?

Does it really matter?

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-24 08:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

What Indians?
Native or dot?

Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-01-24 08:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

long hair music?

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-24 08:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Reading all those choices made me want to go see Rambo tomorrow. I have no idea why.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-24 08:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I watched an interactive movie about "American Splendor" last night showcasing what I thought to be some of Paul Giamatti's best character study acting.

Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-24 08:38:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I found this on the internet. It's from some old comic.

It is fucking priceless.


It's okay, Marge. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too
much for one man. It's clear now why God portions it out in those
tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival