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Submitted by Jason Knowledge <knowledge13.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-01-24 08:57:52 EST
Alright well I've joined uber, not because it's the cool thing to do, but because before i've found 'boredatwork.com which lead me to this site, i was contemplating either slitting my wrists with the staple remover or hanging myself with my phone cord - considering both are bad ideas, i turned to reading people's humorous stories. Now instead of being bored and on my last wim, I slack off at my job and read. I work at Bristol-Myers Squibb HelpDesk and my god, is it boring at times. So here i am, take me as you wish, welcome me, or hate me - It's all good.
User Reviews
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2008-01-29 06:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
just in case everyone else didn't already roll out the welcome wagon (and by wagon i mean verbally offensive commentary)... then... welcome.
foad.
diaf.
glad you're here.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-01-29 03:46:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ehh... 33,000 members... when i left.. well, i can't remember when that was... but... what the hell has happened here??
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-01-28 17:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome, I hate you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-26 05:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
BAD SHLONGY
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111642
Submitted by pigeonbrain (user info) at 2008-01-26 05:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. The Uber losers AKA "The Circle Jerkers" have turned this piece of art into "Most heated".
CONGRATULATIONS!
I love the fact that whenever I see anything Shlongy has written I imagine an old, angry man with plaid pants and diapers.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2008-01-26 03:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so instead of working on potentially life saving drugs...you just sit and answer questions from idiots all day?
sounds fun.
Submitted by knowledge13 (user info) at 2008-01-25 07:23:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
eh, for being the new guy i sure got the most heat/hate...SUCCESS!
i need to open up a bit more - is one thing i learned from you guys...thanks lol i suck ....
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-25 05:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Now, now, I was imagining something very classy. Perhaps a couple in one of their parents' bedrooms making out and then the boy puts on the mothers chemotherapy wig and it's all a twee journey into understanding life, sexuality, the little death and the big death. It's all about the connection, you see.
Still, it's certainly refreshing to see a vibrant, beautiful, young woman intruiged by the scatalogical. There is something tremendously sensual about the sound of shit passing out of the body, is there not? Like the creaking of leather. The anus pursing outwards and embracing the turd. Then the release, the turd falls and the anus retracts like an anemone. It's almost as if it is sighing in loss & longing.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-25 05:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am so high on coffee right now.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-25 05:34:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm up for anything as long as it involves midget poo.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-25 05:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-25 04:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are there any good-looking girls around here that want to make out? I'm dying to have a sexual encounter with a hot lesbian that is way out of my league.
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Once, just once, I'd like to see a hot woman dressing up as a bloke and a bloke dressing up as a hot woman then making out but all I can find in that vein are sickening porno and French perfume adverts.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-25 04:27:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever happened to LisaCat?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-25 04:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are there any good-looking girls around here that want to make out? I'm dying to have a sexual encounter with a hot lesbian that is way out of my league.
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2008-01-24 23:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus, does anyone understand what lurking is anymore?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-01-24 22:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 DIE
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2008-01-24 22:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Welcome...
http://stuff.ubersite.com/106315575115020917/1/foamcl.JPG
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-24 20:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, you DID have a job there.
Welcome the the wonderful world of random-internet-dick causing your unemployment!
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bwahahahahaha
i used to work in Princeton a lot. what a boring fucking place. you have to go to Philly or NYC to have any kind of fun around there. otherwise all you get are bars with people playing Bon Jovi and Journey over and over and over AND OVER AGAIN. that, or you can hang out around the university with all the rich assholes. i did enjoy The Alchemist and Barrister and Triumph though.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Making another alter does not count as exercize, you grossly rotund faggot. You suck nearly as much pole as James Bond, but you cover it in marachinos and coffee-soaked donuts, you profusely-chinned fucktard.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-25 00:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
slitting your wrists with a phone cord is an option too.
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Gosh, I love the honest hostility that flourishes so brilliantly & uniquely inside Ubersite.
-2 for the introduction post. You should just ignore the fact that your new completely so as to avoid the harsh and brutal criticism.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
subtle, Jack... like flannel
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
having trouble finding all my posts to +2?? Yeah, it can be tough...
here click on this - it'll link you to all my posts.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Crystle
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whCOUGHore!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:36:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
having trouble finding all my posts to +2?? Yeah, it can be tough...
here click on this - it'll link you to all my posts.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Crystle
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
circlejerker below
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:09:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. The Uber losers AKA "The Circle Jerkers" have turned this piece of art into "Most heated".
CONGRATULATIONS!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-24 16:46:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fall into a pool of AIDS
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-24 16:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-24 16:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ppps: if you +2 all 21 of my posts, you'll get instantly popular
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its a dirty trick i tells ya
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-24 16:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-24 16:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ppps: if you +2 all 21 of my posts, you'll get instantly popular
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-24 16:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ps: welcome
pps: get a sense of humour about yourself and you'll do much better here
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-24 16:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"i was contemplating either slitting my wrists with the staple remover or hanging myself with my phone cord - considering both are bad ideas"
O RLY?
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-01-24 15:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by knowledge13 (user info) at 2008-01-24 15:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sadly - im not the greatest writer, but remarks like this just insult everyone on this site's intelligence...this vagina is bleeding out..cmon bro...i got my ass beat with all this hate..lol, now ur just being corny ....
Submitted by jitle (user info) at 2008-01-24 15:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Somebody call the Waaaaaaahbulance. This vagina is bleeding out!
Submitted by knowledge13 (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh shit, im back. Why would you guys jump on my grammar? i am not a writer, nor do i plan to be,(i dn't think before i type, i just let it roll) i would be reading and writing reviews, and stick around. Done deal, im not as witty and amazing as you uber-gods....I just wanted to say hello / which i didn't even type...and that was it...So, nuff said, enough of this back and forth bickering...and lets be immature and have a good time! ...keep hating if you must, but seriously, over the internet, you just sound corny...
respect to those who actually welcomed me, [like 1 or 2 of yall] ...respect to those who gave me the apparent 'uber-welcome' by being mean, yet warm..lol, and those who really want to take things to far...just shut the fuck up as i've stated before, because shit like this is meaningless - if you got a problem, handle it...if you don't then stop acting big on a PC
again, RESPECT to all of you, and i'll def. be around for a while - so get use to me...
Submitted by mordor666 (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Add gasoline to the heat.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I will have you know, this bun was planned. And we can well afford it.
Besides, by the time baby arrives, I will have finished my degree.
Thanks for the congrats. We could't be happier.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Ok, while it may seem to the NOOB that Ubersite is an ungoverned free for all, there ARE rules.
the first being +2 all the posts of your uber elders so that they are nice to you.
you can start with mine (+2 ALL of them), then move on to Brdn_Nkd, HadtobeDone, EmissionImpossible and Scourge.
Don't forget to post a camwhore to let us know you aren't an alter.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:49:45 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit orphelia. Somebody get this lady some pills immediately.
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Haha! I can't remember if she mentioned somewhere that she had a bun in the oven or if I have ESP. Third baby, right? Congratulations!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit orphelia. Somebody get this lady some pills immediately.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Y'know, my own initiation here wasn't nearly so...anguished.
Of course, you isn't helpin' matters much.
The post was major meh (even for a first one) but your reviews made me want to poke your eyes with a salad tong.
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Why not just dream about raping him, you sick fuck? Hey, everyone does that right??
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:10:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Emily - yes, I am a baby producing machine. Yay! Maternity leave and stretch marks again.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Y'know, my own initiation here wasn't nearly so...anguished.
Of course, you isn't helpin' matters much.
The post was major meh (even for a first one) but your reviews made me want to poke your eyes with a salad tong.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, I work the helpdesk as i am forming my own business [being fresh out of highschool / - which i have no need to explain any of my life to you or anyone on here. I don't need to 'fit' in..i will still continue to do as i do. So we can go back and forth all day with no resolution at all. I am not an english major, nor am i above any human being on earth. I don't take shit, nor do i care for immaturity - at the same time i open for a good time. So, if this is where it turns into the 'n00b' bashing, just go on your own way and be pathetic somewhere else...
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An intelligent high school graduate would have done the following:
1. Closed your bracket.
2. Capitalized "I".
3. Used a proper ellipsis.
4. Not end the paragraph with an ellipsis.
5. Not used the "/" followed by a "-" for no apparent reason.
6. Used the "-" instead of a comma.
No wonder you work at a helpdesk. What's your business going to be? Playing Warcraft for cash?
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what's the number there?
I'm going to call you with some
questions.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Dream (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Because I am new too
Brand new alter detected!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:39:28 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Most heated? Oh FFS.
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That's what I was going to say. Most heated? Srsly? But here we are heating it, Orphy. BTW, are you pregnant?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:39:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Most heated? Oh FFS.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This blurb is so in my face I had to back up a step.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn thats hot
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:07:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh and FYI, I am above most human beings on earth.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They said the same thing about Urkle; that little snot. Boy I'd like
to smack that kid.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart Gets Famous
Submitted by Dream (user info) at 2008-01-24 12:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Because I am new too
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more Caberet Girl.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah...ya do
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont know who's gayer. Jason or the rest of you. Muddy.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:51:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this turned entertaining after i left.
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don't most places you visit?
you cut me deep you whore. I give up. I'll go away. goodnight.
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LET THE FUN BEGIN!!!!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MVA! Bored At Work! Eleventy-One....You are the Uber Savior
Have a +2 because newbies ain't so bad...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-24 16:07:32 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN LARPING FAG KEREINEKO: BOTH YOUR POSTS HAVE BEEN SHIT.
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This is probably the last time I will respond to you. I never said my posts weren't shit but they were better that this post. Btw why are you always so angry, do you need therapy or is you life that shitty that you take it out on the interwebz? Actually don't answer, I don't care enough to read it.
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Wow. It's the internet you fucking moron. Moreover, it's a website.
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THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS YOU GUYS
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this turned entertaining after i left.
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don't most places you visit?
you cut me deep you whore. I give up. I'll go away. goodnight.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:30:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
welcome to uber. Write betta posts, or stick with reading/reviewing.
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you gentlemen. I do what I can.
It's been a long time since I woke not hungry.
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*blinks
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*giggles*
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*smacks a bitch*
There's no giggling on uber
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thanks I needed that... *smacks back* Now never slap me again.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I clicked that link. I'm pretty sure I'll be celibate for a little while now. Thanks.
What "knowledge13" is saying:
I COME 2 UR WEBSITE N U DUN LIEK MEH BUT UR ALL GHEY N I DO WOT I DO SO I B BETTAH DEN U LOL I DUN TAK SHYTE I JUS DO WUT I DO N IF U DUNT LIEK ITZ DEN UR ALL GHEYZ0RZ LOLOLZ.
Translation:
I am an alter so please feed my online ego with more reviews.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Never, ever, put any personal info out on the intartubes. Especially here.
If you persist, don't say I didn't warn you.
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hahaha! intartubes...
i giggled like a school girl then looked around to make sure nobody saw.
then I giggled again. Oh yes, there was giggling.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you gentlemen. I do what I can.
It's been a long time since I woke not hungry.
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*blinks
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*giggles*
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*smacks a bitch*
There's no giggling on uber
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you gentlemen. I do what I can.
It's been a long time since I woke not hungry.
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*blinks
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*giggles*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by knowledge13 (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I work the helpdesk as i am forming my own business [being fresh out of highschool / - which i have no need to explain any of my life to you or anyone on here. I don't need to 'fit' in..i will still continue to do as i do. So we can go back and forth all day with no resolution at all. I am not an english major, nor am i above any human being on earth. I don't take shit, nor do i care for immaturity
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You're in the wrong fucking place kid. Dishing shit and being immature is what we live for here. But don't worry, I'm not totally a bad guy. I'm gonna send you somewhere that will be more to your tastes.
http://tinyurl.com/84mvw
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you gentlemen. I do what I can.
It's been a long time since I woke not hungry.
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*blinks
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by knowledge13 (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I work the helpdesk as i am forming my own business [being fresh out of highschool / - which i have no need to explain any of my life to you or anyone on here. I don't need to 'fit' in..i will still continue to do as i do. So we can go back and forth all day with no resolution at all. I am not an english major, nor am i above any human being on earth. I don't take shit, nor do i care for immaturity - at the same time i open for a good time. So, if this is where it turns into the 'n00b' bashing, just go on your own way and be pathetic somewhere else...
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Will you be posting more or mainly reviewing?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jason, I'm not sure what exactly you were expecting.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you gentlemen. I do what I can.
It's been a long time since I woke up angry.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
knowledge13: The whinier, more annoying version of Fey. But less masculine.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-24 16:07:32 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN LARPING FAG KEREINEKO: BOTH YOUR POSTS HAVE BEEN SHIT.
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This is probably the last time I will respond to you. I never said my posts weren't shit but they were better that this post. Btw why are you always so angry, do you need therapy or is you life that shitty that you take it out on the interwebz? Actually don't answer, I don't care enough to read it.
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Wow. It's the internet you fucking moron. Moreover, it's a website.
Submitted by knowledge13 (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I work the helpdesk as i am forming my own business [being fresh out of highschool / - which i have no need to explain any of my life to you or anyone on here. I don't need to 'fit' in..i will still continue to do as i do. So we can go back and forth all day with no resolution at all. I am not an english major, nor am i above any human being on earth. I don't take shit, nor do i care for immaturity - at the same time i open for a good time. So, if this is where it turns into the 'n00b' bashing, just go on your own way and be pathetic somewhere else...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
good work hadly
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN LARPING FAG KEREINEKO: BOTH YOUR POSTS HAVE BEEN SHIT.
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This is probably the last time I will respond to you. I never said my posts weren't shit but they were better that this post. Btw why are you always so angry, do you need therapy or is you life that shitty that you take it out on the interwebz? Actually don't answer, I don't care enough to read it.
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he has a small penis
and brain
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HadToBeDone hit the nail on the head.
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN LARPING FAG KEREINEKO: BOTH YOUR POSTS HAVE BEEN SHIT.
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This is probably the last time I will respond to you. I never said my posts weren't shit but they were better that this post. Btw why are you always so angry, do you need therapy or is you life that shitty that you take it out on the interwebz? Actually don't answer, I don't care enough to read it.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this turned entertaining after i left.
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don't most places you visit?
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Lofted over the net.... and spiked.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN LARPING FAG KEREINEKO: BOTH YOUR POSTS HAVE BEEN SHIT.
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo has been so odd lately.
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agreed.
This is a 0 because 1 I'm a noob too and 2 my post was much better and you could do better to.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this turned entertaining after i left.
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don't most places you visit?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this turned entertaining after i left.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-24 11:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by knowledge13 (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We really have about 30 jason's at the helpdesk, regardless, my name isn't jason - The sad fact that you really think i would put my government information on a website is beyond me...whatever floats your boat, yes i do work at 'A' BMS helpdesk, but i never went to devry, nor will i ever. lol
As for bitchboy wanting to fight me over the internet - just pump your breaks and relax bro, im sick of these e-gangsters thinking they are hard behind a computer screen. And showing your maturity, you already show you have a weak mind - the battles already won. I am not trying to get 'terroristic threats' or any kind of charge over a little chump behind a PC screen. So, you're way below my level, and its not even worth the time to continue..
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Look, I tried to stay out of this. I really did. I didn't want to pile on and make you look stupid, but you made me do it...
sigh
Look at how superior you make yourself sound. You try to come off as articulate. You try to act like you are above us. There is one little problem though. You work helpdesk. Helpdesk. Seriously. You're a chimp. Lower than a chimp, really. Chimps can be trained to actually perform tasks. You? You just get to read about them off the screen and then "escalate" the problem to someone who is still below me on the food chain.
And the whole "I'm not trying to get charged with blah-blah-blah-no-clue-what-the-fuck-I'm-talking-about" business. Seriously? Perhaps you need a heavy flow, mega-sized pad to soak up your tuna-scented tears, you blubbering vagina. No one is making "terroristic threats" here. You just suck. You abuse the English language the way a 12 year old abuses tube socks.
So here's what you do. Change your password to a 128-character randomly generated string. Don't write it down. Log out. Wait a few months, sign up for a gmail account, and start over. Don't post some shitty "LOLZERS THIS IS ME AND I AM T3H SUK" piece. Don't let your coworkers know you're dicking around here, and for the love of God don't act like you belong.
Because really...look at us. It'd take years at DeVry before you're worthy of felching even the lowest of us.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We could bash our helmets against each other!
Purple or plastic, you decide!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you run to the rest room...
.... bring your hat with you...
...shit in it...
...and pull it down over your ears, Opie.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd like to pit you against sicosemen in an internet tard-off
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Only 9? I'm slipping.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hurty is so tough
by the oathmeal scale he ranks 9 Crumples
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jason, or doll-snatch, can I call you doll-snatch?
Doll-snatch, I'm going to give you a tip.
Get the sand out of your vagina, you cunt.
Comprende?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not bad. A first post with a well-deserved pretty bad rating that's on it's way to most heated. Hope it was worth what it took.
<munches popcorn>
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
newb
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Battle Royal!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mmmmmmmmm e-cock
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nigga, it's a Mac I roll with. REKANIZE!
It's funny that you're busy telling me to back the fuck off, clearly you are shitting in your little eShorts while I flex my eCock and bash you straight back to last week.
You're 13, right?
Submitted by knowledge13 (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We really have about 30 jason's at the helpdesk, regardless, my name isn't jason - The sad fact that you really think i would put my government information on a website is beyond me...whatever floats your boat, yes i do work at 'A' BMS helpdesk, but i never went to devry, nor will i ever. lol
As for bitchboy wanting to fight me over the internet - just pump your breaks and relax bro, im sick of these e-gangsters thinking they are hard behind a computer screen. And showing your maturity, you already show you have a weak mind - the battles already won. I am not trying to get 'terroristic threats' or any kind of charge over a little chump behind a PC screen. So, you're way below my level, and its not even worth the time to continue..
with that said, 'Hi Haters'...i'll be sticking around for a while, - hate me or love me.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is so entertaining.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Weak wristed emo faggot below...
only kidding hurty, don't beat me up.
please.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
urrent
Help Desk at BMS Solutions
Help Desk at Bristol-Myers Squibb Company
Education
DeVry
Connections
2 connections
Industry
Information Technology and Services
Jason Skidmark's Experience
Help Desk
BMS Solutions
(Privately Held; 51-200 employees; Computer Software industry)
May 2007 — Present (9 months)
Help Desk
Bristol-Myers Squibb Company
(Information Technology and Services industry)
2007 — Present (1 year)
Jason Skidmark's Education
DeVry
1997 — 2000
LOL, DEVRY.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:06:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't think I'd follow through? I would happily have you chewing on your own teethbits within seconds of fucking you in the ass with your iPod you faggoty little bitch.
My e-mail is all over this wonderful site. Take some initiative and find it you witless dolt and send me your letter which I will shit on and return to you in an envelope made out of pain.
Twat.
Unless you're Oathmeal, in which case, welcome back Bret!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GAH! You should NEVER tell anyone on this site where you work, it's inviting catastrophe!
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto newbie -2.
Submitted by knowledge13 (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't post where i worked, co-worker did, nor do i really care. I do not like that fact that someone swears he would come fight me - children on the internet. I would LOVE to see this, instead of someone talking about it. So bro, instead of stating pointless shit, just shut the fuck up.
I came in with respect for people, yes - im unfamiliar with the site, so are co-workers, so if it was sent in wrong direction, i apologize.
but again, dont make threats you honestly can't follow through...grow up or shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-24 10:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, that's me. I'm the J-Dog. It's street language. You know, you just take the first letter of your name and put dog on the end of it, and all the other dogs sort of respect you.
The thing about the J-Dog is you can't put a leash on the J-Dog.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:51:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lol
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
just kidding you pathetic little retard.
OH HI UBERSITE IM BORED AND UNIQUE! LOVE ME!
oh and FYI, Jason, it's ALWAYS a good idea to let people on the internet know where you work.
<borrows JonnyX's STALKOMETRE>
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck right off
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ok sorry I was just fucking around
get a dick, licker and stop posting on this website
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:47:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:42:39 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hurty: Snapping on noobs for no reason since 2004.
Now with LEMON!
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Lemon?
Piss and vinegar my friend, piss and vinegar.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off please. :)
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
going for?
i'm not really going for anything other than wasting some time here and there
but thanks for checking out my shit
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Something about Apollo's review gives me the shivers, I almost feel dead inside....
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo has been so odd lately.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hurty: Snapping on noobs for no reason since 2004.
Now with LEMON!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? E-MAIL ME AT:
YOUAREAFUCKINGHOPELESSFAGYOURCAREERHEREWILLBESHORTLIVED.at.IWILLENDYOU.COM
And I will PERSONALLY fly out to you and beat the shit out of you, with an iPod if you want.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
see...someone knows whats up.
props apollo
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:40:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:37:27 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
stone...do you understand how much fucking awesome I add to this site....jesus...you guys have no clue.
Knowledge i'm with you bro, these fucks are just fucks
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Actually I do tend to click your posts to have a little look. You do come across as a rebel without a cause though, is that what you're going for?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi Jason!
Welcome to Ubersite.
I hope you have a lot of fun here.
Hugs,
Apollo
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:39:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by knowledge13 (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Honestly, i love the hate - And i would HONESTLy love to see somebody crack my skull with the ipod i don't have...i can give a long story about my life and things i've been through, but it only leaves more room for cracks, which are at this point - pointless. Please with your pathetic threats or insults, just go somewhere else, if you aren't physically going to do something, don't say you will. Not that i need to fit in, i do appreciate that response - atleast somebody with a slight respect and maturity level, but that kind of negates the fun. lol -- keep comin', but please don't say you will bash my skull in, etc. if you really won't try...and what would make me a rapper? because you've fubar'd my name and seen a colored guy? you guys are good at your jobs at bashing the new guys, real cute
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ROB BERG'S ALTER!
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A nOOb with attitude. Amazing.
Hahaha stone you are a twat.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As an American, it is BAMF God given duty to bitch about what he hates and not just ignore it.
It's what fuels America.
I SALUTE HIM!
Submitted by knowledge13 (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Honestly, i love the hate - And i would HONESTLy love to see somebody crack my skull with the ipod i don't have...i can give a long story about my life and things i've been through, but it only leaves more room for cracks, which are at this point - pointless. Please with your pathetic threats or insults, just go somewhere else, if you aren't physically going to do something, don't say you will. Not that i need to fit in, i do appreciate that response - atleast somebody with a slight respect and maturity level, but that kind of negates the fun. lol -- keep comin', but please don't say you will bash my skull in, etc. if you really won't try...and what would make me a rapper? because you've fubar'd my name and seen a colored guy? you guys are good at your jobs at bashing the new guys, real cute
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
stone...do you understand how much fucking awesome I add to this site....jesus...you guys have no clue.
Knowledge i'm with you bro, these fucks are just fucks
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:36:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:33:16 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
no you guys are just assholes and I'm fucking sick of it
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Leave and don't come back?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hurty, can you jump on chat?
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cool, Lethal Hurtizzle the II.
I am now "MC Dr 50 Skat Cat Dogg"
REKANIZE!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no you guys are just assholes and I'm fucking sick of it
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:33:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*sigh*
It seems like an eternity since somebody cool joined this site.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, make that 'Lethal Hurtizzle the Sizzle', got more of a ring to it ya?
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
C'mon, BAMF, you knwo the deal here.
"Regulators. We regulate any stealin' of his property, we're DAMN good too. But you can't be any geek off the street. You've gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep."
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're right Empathetic08, and I'd appreciate it if you could address me from now on as 'Lethal Hurtizzle the II'.
We cool G?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Have this 0 b/c I really do feel bad for what you've just done to yourself. You seem so innocent and well meaning. Pity really.....
Although, I agree with Emp that if you introduced yourself as knowledge13, I'd also crack your skull with the Ipod.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
why don't you guys just leave the dude alone, he's just trying to fit in here...no harm in that.
seriously sometimes the people on this site are just pathetic
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck kind of faggot are you?
"Hey what up knowledge13"
is not something anybody would say to you in a coffee shop without expecting a vicious beating.
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Hold the phone , Hurty.
Maybe he's an aspiring rapper. They have no problem calling each other by silly, Sesame Street-like names.
But, yeah, if you introduced yourself to me as "knowledge13", I'd crack your fucking skull with the iPod you no doubt would be carrying.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck kind of faggot are you?
"Hey what up knowledge13"
is not something anybody would say to you in a coffee shop without expecting a vicious beating.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:24:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no seriously...are you in the Greentree Building or the one off Route 1...i think we work together
Submitted by knowledge13 (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, definately working with co-workers who have made this name up - can't write worth a shit. Well, the balls in my court as this is my PC - and i apologize, i do read uber daily, the negativity makes me laugh, based on some of the replies - i can sense people's maturity levels, whether they are hating or showing support for co-workers stupidity. Good to read, by the way, thats my nickname - knowledge13, but that is definately not a picture of me...I'll definately be around more often, now that things are set up. So, im here fuckers...
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Told you. Pack your shit and get going. It's only gonna get worse.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shaun, what the hell man? Would Mr. And Mrs. Goodman, you dear father and mother, approve of your New York self doing this?
Birthday 1984-10-13
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://fubar.com/knowledge13
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, you'd best just change your name and move out of the country at this point. With what you've thrown to the wolves here, your handbasket is halfway to hell already.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes, Barry...that's what we called taking a shot at yourself.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:07:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please slit your wrist with my razor dick.
haha you do these things to yourself simon.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, you DID have a job there.
Welcome the the wonderful world of random-internet-dick causing your unemployment!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't do this. ever. read all of my posts and enjoy them but do not post inane horseshit again.
you should never give the wolves here enough information to find your real life and mess with it because they will. good luck.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:11:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://fubar.com/knowledge13
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Never, ever, put any personal info out on the intartubes. Especially here.
If you persist, don't say I didn't warn you.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
here, have a +2 on me
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you are trying to comment on an existing post (aka. reply or rate), go back to that post and click the link that says "Rate this item". Thanks. You rock.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"New to Uber"
AUTO -2 Fail.
"We don't like yur kind round here, boy....."
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:07:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Telling where you work, around here, is decidedly a bad idea.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:07:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please slit your wrist with my razor dick.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-24 13:50:59 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Knowledge you fucking 'tard, that was a review, not a post.
Word to the wise, if you like this guy, and you write as badly as you did in your 'post' on a real post, then chances are that you're not gonna like this place much.
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HOLY FUCK I ARE PSYCHIC?!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG....which building....Greentree?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"i was contemplating either slitting my wrists with the staple remover or hanging myself with my phone cord - considering both are bad ideas"
Your real mistake was 'considering'. Here at Ubersite we lunge wildly into the unknown. As such you must test drive one of your two 'theories'. Post results including pictures (You or a relative could take the pictures.)
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-24 09:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
slitting your wrists with a phone cord is an option too.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-24 08:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
O RLY?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-01-24 08:59:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wim?