What the fuck? (528 hits)
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Submitted by Celtic Mead (View user info) at 2008-01-24 14:22:47 EST
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:41:16 EST (#)
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Well I'm just pleased to be accused of being in a circle-jerk with you, dear!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:37:34 EST (#)
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Haha no one on Uber is talented.
I just thought it was funny how she retals you then tries to pass it off as 'you just post a pop up, I would -2 that whatever'.
Weak.
I would still like to see a fight. My money would be on you. Bitch :)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:33:03 EST (#)
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Well I never claimed to be talented. And really, if we get banned before this guy: http://www.ubersite.com/m/113848
I'll eat Buckbeak.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:29:37 EST (#)
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God emily, she like used her talent and DREW something for a few minutes. All you did was post a pop up. You are the death of uber, you talentless whore hahahaha
Fight, fight, fight!! :)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:27:40 EST (#)
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Most people have pop-ups blocked, and besides, what the hell are you talking about?
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:23:39 EST (#)
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Screenshots of pop-ups ≠ wtf
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:59:35 EST (#)
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Sista!
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:51:25 EST (#)
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Boo Hiss! *nails her in the head with rotting lettuce*
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:58:42 EST (#)
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Grrr
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 05:58:11 EST (#)
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Oh, she is an alter. Well thank the lordy for that small mercy.
She has a nice kitchen, though. The mug tree is a bit twee, mind.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-27 20:58:42 EST (#)
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I know it, Mama. P.s. I don't think she's cute at all, wtf?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-27 19:09:52 EST (#)
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I have a feeling the new girl is gonna piss me off. You know who I mean - vagaseal girl. This site gets worse. I hope it is just an alter. Hey chick, btw :)
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:57:13 EST (#)
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just what the fuck man what the fuck
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:56:51 EST (#)
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what the fuck i didnt mean to -2 it
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:56:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:53:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:48:06 EST (#)
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Very informative!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:47:32 EST (#)
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What is turbidity?
Turbidity is a measure of the degree to which the water looses its transparency due to the presence of suspended particulates.
The more total suspended solids in the water, the murkier it seems and the higher the turbidity.
Turbidity is considered as a good measure of the quality of water.
What causes turbidity?
There are various parameters influencing the cloudiness of the water. Some of these are:
- Phytoplankton
- Sediments from erosion
- Resuspended sediments from the bottom (frequently stir up by bottom feeders like carp)
- Waste discharge
- Algae growth
- Urban runoff
Which is the maximum allowed turbidity in drinking water?
The WHO (World Health Organization), establishes that the turbidity of drinking water shouldn't be more than 5 NTU, and should ideally be below 1 NTU.
What are the consequences of high turbidity?
The suspended particles absorb heat from the sunlight, making turbid waters become warmer, and so reducing the concentration of oxygen in the water (oxygen dissolves better in colder water). Some organisms also can't survive in warmer water.
The suspended particles scatter the light, thus decreasing the photosynthetic activity of plants and algae, which contributes to lowering the oxygen concentration even more.
As a consequence of the particles settling to the bottom, shallow lakes fill in faster, fish eggs and insect larvae are covered and suffocated, gill structures get clogged or damaged...
What are the impacts of turbidity?
The main impact is merely esthetic: nobody likes the look of dirty water.
But also, it is essential to eliminate the turbidity of water in order to effectively disinfect it for drinking purposes. This adds some extra cost to the treatment of surface water supplies.
The suspended particles also help the attachment of heavy metals and many other toxic organic compounds and pesticides.
How do we measure turbidity?
Turbidity is measured in NTU: Nephelometric Turbidity Units. The instrument used for measuring it is called nephelometer or turbidimeter, which measures the intensity of light scattered at 90 degrees as a beam of light passes through a water sample.
The unit used in the ancient times was JTU (Jackson Turbidity Units), measured with the Jackson candle turbidimeter. This unit is no longer in standard use.
In lakes the turbidity is measured with a secchi disk (in the picture).
This is a black and white disk that is dropped in the water attached to a rope.
The depth that the disk reaches before it disappears from sight is recorded.
This provides an estimation of the turbidity level in the lake.
A turbidity measurement could be used to provide an estimation of the TSS (Total Suspended Solids) concentration, which is otherwise a tedious and difficult parameter to measure.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:43:43 EST (#)
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You need this.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:41:52 EST (#)
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Sorry guys, I don't own a television.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:41:22 EST (#)
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You'll never have to worry about this kind of thing.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:36:48 EST (#)
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As seen on 20/20, CNN, Howard Stern, etc..
THANKS FOR THE BREAKING NEWS!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:30:39 EST (#)
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-24 14:29:50 EST (#)
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(I wanna dance. I wanna dance. Y'all ready?)
Dance music, doing nothing but dance music
For those who want to dance and use it on the dance floor
For those who want more
For all you people who know what you came for
Music, music of a floor filler kind
Lyrics by the Melodie and Statikk right behind
Me, back-up from Tom quite eventually
Kicking some ass in the music industry
Kaos, all over the world they play us
Kaos is where we're ending up if you don't pay us well
Now maybe that line will ring a bell
'Cause some of you people just think that we sell
Out, but tell me what's it, what's it all about
Immature talk when you only scream and shout
Without knwledge, seems to me you've never even been to collage
But still you want the gold chain and the Rolex
But now enough about that
You wanna dance, the dance floor's where we're heading at
So come follow me, check out the Melodie
And I will move your ass permanently
I wanna dance. I wanna dance. I wanna dance
You wanna dance but you don't know how to
I wanna dance
Follow the Melodie and I will show you
I wanna dance
Check it in check it out check 1 2
I wanna dance
Is this a thing you wanna wanna wanna do ?
I wanna dance
You wanna dance but you don't know how to
I wanna dance
Now let me prove to you all (prove what) that I'm able
To grab a microphone and plug it straight into a cabel
Connect the cable to the power of the P.A.
And through the mighty speakers I will say what I wanna say
(So give it up, give, give it up) for the Melodie
Who fucking gives a shit about what you say, broadcaster DJ ?
To me you're nothing but a big joke
And if stick to your style then you stick to being broke
Listen, this is the part that you've been missing
Better know now what to say before you muther fuckin' dissing
Me, Melodie profession is MC
And by the way I think I speak for the S.L.P. direct
When I say suckers don't get respect
And when I do a diss I always diss in full effect
So when you standing there and telling me what to do
I don't give a shit because the shit is coming from you
But now enough about that
You wanna dance, the dance floor's where we're heading at
So come follow me, check out the Melodie
And I will move your ass permanently
Now let me pick it, pick it up where I left it
Give me some drums some beats
And I will get the people interested right away
'Cause this is no average everyday
Poetry, this is some lyrics by the Melodie
Kicking, kicking on radio, kicking on TV
Kicking on the dance floor for the needy
'Cause dance music's what we always do
And dance music is what we gonna continue to develop
So put your ass off and shut the hell up
And wait for my signal to jump up and jump up and move
To the funky rhythm to the groove
And as we continue my rhymes will improve
But now enough about that
You wanna dance, the dance floor's where we're heading at
So come follow me, check out the Melodie
And I will move your ass permanently