How would you spend $76.23 online? (1410 hits)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (View user info) at 2008-01-24 17:14:31 EST
I was cleaning up around the house today and found an old prepaid credit card with $76 on it, I checked it's balance online and as it turns out it expires at the end of January. I think I used it to buy straight to your door flowers over the internet for my wife a year ago or so.
Anyway, I've got to use it on something but nothings really coming to mind. I mean I could go with the obvious; junk from Amazon, 38 messages on Uberboard, or a porn subscription. But I don't really want video games or CD's, I have nothing interesting to say 38 times on Uberboard, and who pays for porn, I mean really?
So what would you spend it on?
Is there somewhere I can pay a transexual midget to ride a unicycle in circles while calling me sir?
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:37:30 EDT (#)
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I would spend the money hunting you down and killing your dog. Stoopid competition man.
*kicks chair*
:)
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2008-02-04 21:39:27 EST (#)
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Buy vintage sneakers and some indy rock tickets and you would be LIKE SO WITH IT
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:55:20 EST (#)
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You could buy +2s from me forever. :)
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:04:11 EST (#)
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a bottle of scotch, and a book about paticle physics.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2008-01-26 21:48:47 EST (#)
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What's really disturbing is that I know who created that banner... seriously.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-01-26 08:56:29 EST (#)
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Bid on a stuffed spider monkey on E-bay.
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-01-26 05:51:26 EST (#)
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$76.23 into my Paypal account. Ill send you the invoice, and a smile :)
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:06:33 EST (#)
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shoes.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:17:44 EST (#)
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http://www.despair.com/
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:17:06 EST (#)
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www.despair.com
it is the answer, and the question.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:54:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-25 12:24:10 EST (#)
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porn. all day long
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:55:42 EST (#)
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hey Donovan - if you want to cash it out before it expires, and get most of your money, my paypal takes credit card, and then I can paypal you back (minus the percent charge)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:45:43 EST (#)
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Pay off a small part of my January overdraft with it?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:39:20 EST (#)
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buy a small mexican child to train as your servant.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-25 03:06:54 EST (#)
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www.thinkgeek.com
www.tshirthell.com
You'll find something at one of those two that'll solve this problem.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 02:55:54 EST (#)
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Then get her a gift certificate for shoes.
Just walk in - randomly hand it to her. Say you got the idea from a couple of nerds online. They thought the best idea was shoes. Besides, flowers die.
...and then punch her in the face.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 02:53:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-01-24 22:01:38 EST (#)
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I just sent some recently at Christmas as well, just not with this card, so although no woman would say you can ever get flowers too often, it seems to soon to be sending them again.
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HOMO.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-01-25 02:34:33 EST (#)
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http://www.waleg.com/celebrities/archives/002570.html
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 00:56:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:19:36 PST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:57:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-01-24 15:34:09 PST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:28:43 EST (#)
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I'd get a bikini off victoriassecret.com personally
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They do have really cute ones out now. There's a blue/green/white striped one that I MUST have.
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there's a purple one with little buckles at the hip and a criss cross one that I WILL have.
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you chicks give me a call when you get 'em, k?
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k.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-01-24 23:25:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-24 22:58:41 EST (#)
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why do you have to use it online?
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Because its the type of prepaid CC that doesnt have my name on it and cant be used normally. Its meant for online purchases.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-24 23:19:48 EST (#)
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Well there is a 'too often' or else they're no longer special. But yeah, I'd say Christmas was pretty recent. Fine, I'll spend it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-24 22:58:41 EST (#)
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why do you have to use it online?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-01-24 22:27:58 EST (#)
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spend it on a better post. derp
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-01-24 22:18:49 EST (#)
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I'm thinking steaks from omaha steak company
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-01-24 22:01:38 EST (#)
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I just sent some recently at Christmas as well, just not with this card, so although no woman would say you can ever get flowers too often, it seems to soon to be sending them again.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-24 21:54:26 EST (#)
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Rob's right. Assuming that was the last time you sent her flowers, isn't it about time again?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-01-24 21:42:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-24 20:37:21 EST (#)
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Use it to buy straight to your door flowers over the internet for your wife.
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Holy fuck, how did I not think of that one. THANK YOU SIR!
When I'm done I'll make a $50 donation to some sort of homosexual charity in your name.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-24 21:29:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-24 20:47:29 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-24 20:37:21 EST (#)
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Use it to buy straight to your door flowers over the internet for your wife.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-24 20:34:21 EST (#)
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fuck it, just give it to me.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-24 20:29:25 EST (#)
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order pepperidge farm gift baskets for yourself
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-24 20:24:56 EST (#)
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Hookers and blow.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-24 20:19:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:57:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-01-24 15:34:09 PST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:28:43 EST (#)
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I'd get a bikini off victoriassecret.com personally
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They do have really cute ones out now. There's a blue/green/white striped one that I MUST have.
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there's a purple one with little buckles at the hip and a criss cross one that I WILL have.
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you chicks give me a call when you get 'em, k?
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2008-01-24 20:12:10 EST (#)
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Why don't you paypal it to me? But seriously, buy one of those mystery boxes on EBay, I've always wondered what kind of nothing was in them.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:57:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-01-24 15:34:09 PST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:28:43 EST (#)
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I'd get a bikini off victoriassecret.com personally
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They do have really cute ones out now. There's a blue/green/white striped one that I MUST have.
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there's a purple one with little buckles at the hip and a criss cross one that I WILL have.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:42:17 EST (#)
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Hey, my alter is funny!:)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:38:42 EST (#)
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and here I thought she was Sico's greatest fan.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:38:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:31:56 EST (#)
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I'd buy sico a dictionary.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:31:56 EST (#)
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I'd buy sico a dictionary.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:24:28 EST (#)
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i'm at the airport waiting for my flight. it's either surf ubersite, get work done (not gonna happen, i worked around 60 hours this week already), or get drunk at the bar. i'm going to get drunk when i land in Chicago, so there's no need for that now.
you can go fuck yourself too.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:10:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:09:01 EST (#)
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buy a huge dildo and use it to GO FUCK YOURSELF FOR WASTING MY TIME WITH THIS POST
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And you had something better to do? Considering you actually are here, I'm assuming not, so shut the fuck up.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:10:15 EST (#)
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Ok, not wanting to come across boring, I will spend it all on a massage, with extras.
You can order them online, can't ya? You virgin nerds should know :)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:09:01 EST (#)
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buy a huge dildo and use it to GO FUCK YOURSELF FOR WASTING MY TIME WITH THIS POST
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:07:35 EST (#)
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I REALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY like that credit card
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:02:54 EST (#)
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uh, wouldn't it be 76 times on the uberboard or did the price go up?
I'm with berty. gamble it.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-01-24 19:00:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-25 09:39:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-24 22:29:24 GMT (#)
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Do your valentine's day shopping online.
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Ah, you are you single?
I'd pay my phone bill. I like to live dangerously.
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You exciting person, you.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:59:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:39:54 EST (#)
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Ah, you are you single?
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me love you long tyme...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:58:47 EST (#)
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buy a couple hilarious tee shirts.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:48:12 EST (#)
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Oh bugger, was meant to say 'Ah, How are you single?'
Durh.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:47:04 EST (#)
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a good bottle of whiskey or scotch.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:39:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-24 22:29:24 GMT (#)
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Do your valentine's day shopping online.
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Ah, you are you single?
I'd pay my phone bill. I like to live dangerously.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:34:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:28:43 EST (#)
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I'd get a bikini off victoriassecret.com personally
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They do have really cute ones out now. There's a blue/green/white striped one that I MUST have.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:32:36 EST (#)
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I thought the uberboard was $1.
Buy something that cost $70, not lots of small stuff.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:26:48 EST (#)
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$76 online? You should gamble it.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:19:31 EST (#)
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Holy crap, you must be older than I thought.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:17:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:02:32 EST (#)
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You don't have a brain tumor dude, you're just old and out of touch with the kids of today. You should be grateful.
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So it's sort of like how everyone on TV and the radio is trying to sell me a tiny pocket phone these days? Why the fuck do I need a phone in my pocket? It's hard enough avoiding the fucking phone at work and at home, now I gotta avoid taking calls from my goddamned fucking pocket? Jesus! What's next? Am I gonna have to buy one of those folding computers so I can take my computer everywhere I go in case I have a computer emergency so I can unfold my folding computer?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:12:03 EST (#)
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GAH 99c menu I meant, obviously.
Or you could buy me something pretty. You know, something simple, like a silver Celtic necklace or some Flyers tickets.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:10:00 EST (#)
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you could buy a halfway decent 500ml bottle of absinthe and send it to me
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:08:22 EST (#)
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No CDs or DVDs? You can buy almost aaaaaaaaaanything on Amazon these days. My Amazon credit card is proof.
You could donate it to charity.
You could fund clean air programs with it.
Or you could buy..well this is weird..tax excluded, EXACTLY 77 items off the dollar menu.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:02:32 EST (#)
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You don't have a brain tumor dude, you're just old and out of touch with the kids of today. You should be grateful.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-24 18:00:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:58:14 EST (#)
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I believe the term scene is a reference to the musical "scene" of emocores.
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I must have a brain tumor cause I don't know what the fuck anyone is talking about anymore.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:58:14 EST (#)
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I believe the term scene is a reference to the musical "scene" of emocores.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:50:44 EST (#)
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One word: SHOES
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:49:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by mordor666 (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:35:33 EST (#)
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Go into a group of scene faggots and watch them weep as they behold your Hello Kitty card.
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Scene faggots?
Gay actors? Gay props department guys? Gay theater- nevermind, all the guys in theater are faggots. Gay stuntmen? Gay stand-ins? Gay script doctors? What the fuck, man?
And what's with mordor666. What are you, 17?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:48:15 EST (#)
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I thought about sending her flowers again, but I've done it a couple times now, don't want to do it too often or it loses it's luster. Maybe if I could find somewhere that delivers poptarts to her door, or some other stuff she loves and can't buy in Australia.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:38:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by mordor666 (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:35:33 EST (#)
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Here are some suggestions:
Get paid $100 dollars by some debit company to cut the card in half for a television commercial.
Bribe your boss so you can get a raise.
Go into a group of scene faggots and watch them weep as they behold your Hello Kitty card.
See if you can use your ass as an ATM slider.
Buy $76 worth of Coca-Cola and throw the cans on the street and watch them fly around.
Slit the transsexual midget's throat with it and steal the money people have paid him for riding around in circles on a unicycle calling his clients sir.
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I wish this was a post so i could fucking minus 2 it
Submitted by mordor666 (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:35:33 EST (#)
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Here are some suggestions:
Get paid $100 dollars by some debit company to cut the card in half for a television commercial.
Bribe your boss so you can get a raise.
Go into a group of scene faggots and watch them weep as they behold your Hello Kitty card.
See if you can use your ass as an ATM slider.
Buy $76 worth of Coca-Cola and throw the cans on the street and watch them fly around.
Slit the transsexual midget's throat with it and steal the money people have paid him for riding around in circles on a unicycle calling his clients sir.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:30:38 EST (#)
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ooh.. yeah.... actually just send me the money.
I could send you some perfume for your wife. Or lipstick, or something.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:30:01 EST (#)
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how 'bout more flowers for your wife? Just because?
and then porn, or ice cream. Ice cream is good.
or maybe ....naw, nothing more..
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:29:48 EST (#)
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You should purchase a USB humping hound
http://www.baronbob.com/usb-humpinghound.htm
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:29:24 EST (#)
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Do your valentine's day shopping online.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:28:43 EST (#)
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I'd get a bikini off victoriassecret.com personally
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:22:56 EST (#)
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Oh right, Uberboard is only a buck. I haven't paid to post anything since it first came out.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:18:49 EST (#)
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HAR HAR double-billed by Bart!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-24 17:18:01 EST (#)
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You should get that mail-order steak thing... what is it called...
I'm not helping :(