Breathing New Life into Octodogs (639 hits)
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Submitted by Lije (View user info) at 2008-01-24 22:51:30 EST
I've always been a little too enthralled with the concept of the octodog (http://www.octodog.net/), in essence a hotdog craftily shaped to look like an octopus, only twice as delicious. But despite this adoration I have often found the execution to be a little wanting. Thus...
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Submitted by Lije (user info) at 2008-01-27 21:02:00 EST (#)
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I'm fortunate to own dogs because I couldn't bring myself to eat the things after their construction. :p
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:37:47 EST (#)
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way awesome
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:28:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:53:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-25 12:14:30 EST (#)
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This reminds me of "The Gallery of Truly Regrettable Food"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:49:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:01:31 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2008-01-25 09:46:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:48:00 EST (#)
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it makes me laugh to think of someone carefully arranging the aneonomie anenomie anonomie fuck, that balogna thing, to take pictures of it.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:32:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:26:22 EST (#)
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That was awesome. Oscar Mayer should hire you if you don't already work with them. You could be a marketing GENIUS in the processed meats industry.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-25 07:37:13 EST (#)
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OK!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-25 07:16:09 EST (#)
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A noble craft indeed.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-01-25 07:11:19 EST (#)
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Ha ha. "Coral beef".
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-25 06:47:25 EST (#)
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mmm
i can remember shit and shake mom used to make
it was so greasy it would slide right off the plate
not even old blue would touch it
we havent had some for nearly two weeks
thank god
SNAUSAGES!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2008-01-25 06:03:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-25 04:28:46 EST (#)
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I've got your frankfurter converter right here.
LOL
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-25 04:15:02 EST (#)
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Heh, aweseome.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-25 04:05:39 EST (#)
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Breathing new life into Uber, the title should have been
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-25 03:21:22 EST (#)
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Lovely.
But really, cheap, processed meat is vile and disgusting. Why would anyone eat it? Looks like cat vomit.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-25 02:17:09 EST (#)
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SICK!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 01:24:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-24 22:16:38 PST (#)
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OCTODOGS?
YAY!
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I KNOW!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-24 22:09:31 PST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 01:02:18 EST (#)
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ha! experima's takin' a trip to long beach aquarium this weekend to get me one of them frankfurter converters.
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Yeah. Not gonna touch that one.
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you're not gonna touch the frankfurter converter? but whyyyyyyyyy?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 01:16:38 EST (#)
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OCTODOGS?
YAY!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 01:09:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 01:02:18 EST (#)
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ha! experima's takin' a trip to long beach aquarium this weekend to get me one of them frankfurter converters.
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Yeah. Not gonna touch that one.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 01:02:18 EST (#)
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ha! experima's takin' a trip to long beach aquarium this weekend to get me one of them frankfurter converters.
*leaves self wide open for innuendos*
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 01:00:23 EST (#)
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oh, great. now i must have these things.
Submitted by regal1975 (user info) at 2008-01-25 00:59:49 EST (#)
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sea balognemonae and coral beef=fucking awesome....
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-24 23:31:11 EST (#)
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Awesome. You haven't done anything for almost three years here, then you silently pop up outta nowhere with this classic.
I love you.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-24 23:26:23 EST (#)
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Heh heh heh, 'luncheon scientists.'
This was sheer brilliance.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-01-24 23:19:21 EST (#)
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auto +2 for such dedication to weird and delicious meats
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-24 23:12:19 EST (#)
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lol
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-24 23:03:20 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-01-24 23:01:31 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-24 22:57:10 EST (#)
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Caulaincourt posted a gif of a guy who took the octodog concept a bit too far. Maybe it was a home movie. I don't know.
I'd search for the link but frankly, I don't ever want to see that clip again as long as I live.
I love seeing old shit like this though. Good post.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-24 22:55:17 EST (#)
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HAHA ew, but 'bolognanemone' made me laugh out loud when I read it.