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Submitted by charminglybeef (View user info) at 2008-01-25 00:02:07 EST


This morning I sat sick in front of black and white grinning teeth. This afternoon I stood in front of two pieces of spinning of vinyl.

Not much else to do, really.

heavy slow past paced dithe.mp3 (5 MB) [application/force-download]

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Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2008-01-27 17:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well I'll take that as a compliment, Rorrim.

If you can't hear it, I must be more or less in time.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-26 06:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think this was quite enjoyable.

Still have no idea, how you use turntables in this, though..



Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-25 21:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-25 04:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

blah blah blah human hamster blah blah blah

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shut up man, ya talk too much

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Oh please. You're fascinated by every word I type.
'''''
0<>0

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-25 09:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Berty, it's true, musicians are attention whores. I should know, I was one of them once. It's addicting and gives you a great feeling of power, on stage at least. I'm not sure this sort of presentation would feed that because for me it was all about being on stage and feeding off the energy of the crowd and giving it back to them full force with the music. and the girls. it was also all about the girls. though now that I think about it I COULD make the cognitive leap that music is evil because i picked up my, eventually to be, ex-wife one night before a show and girls are trouble and costly and leave you feeling like a humiliated piece of shit that is about to be placed in a paper bag, set on fire, and placed on old man johnson's doorstep. so maybe BEING a musician is actually evil because it leads to heartache and divorce. my head hurts now. thanks.



I also don't remember the actual content of this post so I will rate Berty's review instead.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:56:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-25 04:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

blah blah blah human hamster blah blah blah

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shut up man, ya talk too much

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Oh please. You're fascinated by every word I type.

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-25 04:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm afraid my work computer is deaf, so I can't hear this...

Alright I'm going to level with you. I can't DO music, do you get me? I'm ten thumbs and rhytmless. My sister is the talented one in the family but I'M the stoic. I'M the one who keeps going. I'M the baddass motherfucker who will chew off his own arm just to have something to hit you with, you get me?

Now I'm not saying I'm not jealous 'cause I'm only human and it may just be that I am, but I ain't never known a musician who ain't either a self obsessed freak or a cunt who wants everyone in the room to look at them and tell them they're great. Trouble is that it's never enough for these people. You can say that they were good, that their stuff was immense like the rocky mountains and twice as solid, but they want more. Praise is like crack to them, they want more all the time and what they've got is never enough so they've got to get it from as many people as they can in as many ways as they can.

You just can't trust a guy like that. You can't RELY on him.

Now some people say that we need music 'n' musicians. Hell, some people say we need crack 'cause how else is a 5 foot, 250 pound, human hamster going to fuck a 16 year old 'till she needs a wheelchair to use the john. I ain't so sure I agree, but like I said: I'm a stoic. I just keep going no matter what, like a damned energiser bunny.

I guess what I'm SAYING is that you is what you is, boy. And we all know it. Now you go ahead and play your tunes and dance like the monkey you are and we'll all go ahead and clap. You want us to keep clapping though, then you got to keep dancing 'cause that's your motherfucking PLACE, boy. Goddammed knows there's a whole bunch o' hampsters in this here digital cage an' you just announced you turned sweet sixteen.

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shut up man, ya talk too much


Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-25 04:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm afraid my work computer is deaf
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I found it odd that I just simaltaneously used this same strange expression in another post.
And I'm giving the benefit of the doubt due to it.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-25 04:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm afraid my work computer is deaf, so I can't hear this...

Alright I'm going to level with you. I can't DO music, do you get me? I'm ten thumbs and rhytmless. My sister is the talented one in the family but I'M the stoic. I'M the one who keeps going. I'M the baddass motherfucker who will chew off his own arm just to have something to hit you with, you get me?

Now I'm not saying I'm not jealous 'cause I'm only human and it may just be that I am, but I ain't never known a musician who ain't either a self obsessed freak or a cunt who wants everyone in the room to look at them and tell them they're great. Trouble is that it's never enough for these people. You can say that they were good, that their stuff was immense like the rocky mountains and twice as solid, but they want more. Praise is like crack to them, they want more all the time and what they've got is never enough so they've got to get it from as many people as they can in as many ways as they can.

You just can't trust a guy like that. You can't RELY on him.

Now some people say that we need music 'n' musicians. Hell, some people say we need crack 'cause how else is a 5 foot, 250 pound, human hamster going to fuck a 16 year old 'till she needs a wheelchair to use the john. I ain't so sure I agree, but like I said: I'm a stoic. I just keep going no matter what, like a damned energiser bunny.

I guess what I'm SAYING is that you is what you is, boy. And we all know it. Now you go ahead and play your tunes and dance like the monkey you are and we'll all go ahead and clap. You want us to keep clapping though, then you got to keep dancing 'cause that's your motherfucking PLACE, boy. Goddammed knows there's a whole bunch o' hampsters in this here digital cage an' you just announced you turned sweet sixteen.

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-25 00:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Because I'm gassed.


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sand wedge!

Homer: Mmm ... open-faced club sandwich.

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