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Fickle Flame (595 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories
Labels: story

Rating: 1.56 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by spacemonkey (View user info) at 2008-01-25 03:05:39 EST


You're the best I've ever...Oh god I'm cumming..." she sighed.

I didn't cum. I don't think she did either.

I pulled out and rolled over.

"cuddle" she commanded. I complied.

"I don't like it here. It's too cold"
"New England is a cold place."
"I meant the people"
I had to agree.

She shifted.
"Why do you like me?"
Good god here we go again. "I like you because you are pretty and smart and you actually let me fuck you. Also you are rather nice to me."
She rolled away.
"I'm nice to everyone. Thats a poor reason. I'm not pretty either. I'm average."
Stuck again. At least she didn't claim stupidity.

"Please look at me darling."
She turned and our eyes met with much difficulty.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" she asked.
"Like what?"
"Like you love me. Don't. I don't like you. I have sex with boys I don't like."
"You said you liked me. You've said it often."
"I know but I'm mercurial. I'm currently liking this boy I left at home. We didn't fuck. Thats how much I like him. Sex is cheap to me. This doesn't mean anything.
"I like Steve much more than you. He's taller, and half-jewish. He owns a store."
I looked at the ceiling. What was it about this girl and rich jews?

She rubbed my chest, real affectionate all of the sudden.
"I don't like you. You're so pale. And you are thin. Too thin. You look like a Holocaust survivor."
"Naw. I've seen pictures. Their legs were about as big as my arms."
"I can count your ribs.
"Whats this?"
"I don't know. Its part of my sternum."
"Its weird. I'm not really sexually attracted to you."
I was looking around. I was sick of this game.
"Hmm. I don't like the overhanging pipes here. It seems cheap. Nice floors though."
She scratched me.
"What the fuck? Stop it you crazy bitch"
She rolled away again.

"Yeah the pipes are real cheap looking I think. It reminds me of my high school. I hate it. Darling tell me you like me please."
She rolled over again.
"You're unattractive when you are needy. Do you want me to lie to you?"
"No. Honesty is so underrated. Everyone just wants to kiss your ass."
She gave me a short snort of a laugh.

"You are pale, and too thin. I could break you in half..."
"No...you couldn't. I'm stronger than I look..."
"...you shake when we touch and your hair is stupid..."
That was true.
"and you are crazy. Not in an interesting way either. It's actually rather obnoxious and pathetic."
I even look at her, let alone speak.

"Tell me what you don't like about me."
"I like you."
"Not everything. Fight back. Why wont you tell me? You're weak."
"I let you win. You could never handle it."
She was scratching me again
"Tell me...now"
"No"
"You can't" she hissed.
"You've given me plenty of ammunition with all your self conscious complaints. You can't handle the criticism."
More scratching. She doesn't even have long nails, but she can dig them in.
"Aww Jesus...Ok ok just stop...Ok. You're a bitch to me first off.
Her already slitted eyes narrowed further. She smiled wickedly. "More"
"Um.."I had tasted blood and now had a lust for it
"..your ass is flabby and flat, your hair is stringy your complexion leaves something to be desired."
Then I went for her jugular
"You're nose doesn't have a bridge."
She was always complaining about her nose. I thought it was cute, but I figured it would hurt her most.
It did.
She rolled away again.

"Go away"
I tried but someone grabbed my arm.
"cuddle"
I always dutifully follow orders.
"This game is fucked up" I whispered in her ear.
She turned to me with a single tear in the corner of her eye. I could only see it because we were inches apart.
"I know..."
"Does it get better?"
"You mean if you endure enough of this, will I start to like you and well be happy?"
"yeah..."
"Nope. This is it. This is as good as it gets."



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User Reviews


Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-01-28 02:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-01-28 02:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

God, what if that IS as good as it gets?

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

New Englanders are pretty nice, but nobody wants to stop and chat when it's cold as tits out.

Submitted by Paralyzed_By_Hope (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah. I liked this. I really liked this. But I can't put my finger on why.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy fuck, you're still alive?

This was well done.

Submitted by deathmobile (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good dialog. It could use some narrative but, even without, you've painted a very vivid picture with the characters. I know these people.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2008-01-25 09:46:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for accurately describing someone I'm seeing right now.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-25 09:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

All you people are weird. There's nothing wrong with any of this, nothing overtly destructive of passive aggressive.

Shit, Ghola's been writing posts like these for years and nobody called her an evil monstress.

*thinks*

Well, except me of course but that was for entirely different and better reasons regarding anti-male sentiment.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-25 09:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i don't like this. it feels kinda dirty and disgusting. i can't really say why but it does.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-25 09:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what a bitch, and loser for putting up with it, doesn't sound like it's even worth it

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-25 09:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

put it in her butt.



Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dammit, this is depressing, and all too familiar.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-01-25 07:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Last crazy bitch I saw got packed off to rehab in Mallorca (for the scond time) and now has a job with the UN. Nice recovery!

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 06:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was married to that bitch once.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-25 06:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

hits too close to home.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-25 05:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

deja vu

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-25 04:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's not crazy Lisa, that's just a game where you list out one another's worst qualities that you both feel most ashamed about and then have cuddle sex. It is most soothing.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-25 04:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awww, that's lovely.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-25 04:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

re-read x's 2 = 1.5

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-25 04:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like your writing but that bitch is crazy. Punch her in the babymaker.

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-01-25 04:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a friend who only dates crazy bitches. This reminded me of him.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-25 04:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

whoa...Whoa, WHOA, WHOA!!! ok, let's just put aside for a moment that you're in bed with a woman, have just had sex with her, didn't come and now you want to talk to her






uh...






um...



nevermind, i honestly can't get past that
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

"and you are crazy...

BINGO!!!!

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2008-01-25 03:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I got a little bored.

Sorry.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-25 03:07:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Because I feel nice.


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