Stupid Parents, Click Here (1606 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2008-01-25 10:20:24 EST
http://www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_and_don_ts_with_babies/
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-08 09:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ, tardinski. I put 2 ratings up as a joke. Don't you laugh at uber anyway?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-26 19:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you do all the "wrong" things the baby will probably grow up hardcore.
Submitted by pigeonbrain (user info) at 2008-01-26 04:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:24:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny stuff.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:06:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
it was pretty good.
i wouldve rather have scrolled through a montage than clicked a link.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:04:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
welcome to french canada! You have to answer this phone
ring ring, ring ring
you cannot pass through french canada until you answer this phone!
ring ring, ring ring
There's no Canada like French Canada it's the best Canada in the land
The other Canada is a bullshit Canada if you've been here for a day you'd understand
I think you'd understand
you'd understand
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rofl
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PLAGAIRIST!
Submitted by jitle (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Plagairist!
Submitted by jitle (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:20:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
YEAH - He's FRENCH Canadian.
...and smells like poutine and stale cum.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe the "no" and the "yes" are in the wrong spots.
Must be a typo.
If they're not, they should be.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
btw, if calling me a Canadian is the epitome of your wit, it's no wonder you have to rip off other websites to be "funny".
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:39:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You bitch an moan like a Canadian.
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and you care abut ubersite so much that you lie and retaliate.
reminds me of Eric Rice. at least he was original.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You bitch an moan like a Canadian.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it. It's certainly helped me figure out everything I've been doing wrong.
The baby is dead, by the way. I'll be working on another after I beat Dragon Quest VIII.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you will find taht buttsex is liberating, not "funny".
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Which is kind of a shame, because the least a bottom could do is push back a little.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Funny enough, but you did nothing.
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Sounds like the average response that Caul gets after sex.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www2.ubersite.com/m/114181
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:57:41 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110730 ??
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:53:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Funny enough, but you did nothing.
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i changed the name of the picture file.
that makes it original...according to deadtoast anyway.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Funny enough, but you did nothing.
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i changed the name of the picture file.
that makes it original...according to deadtoast anyway.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:39:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Funny enough, but you did nothing.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-25 12:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Flippin hilarious
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-25 12:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of stupid parents, this video totally reminded me of Method's Mom:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-25 12:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-25 12:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You dont get a -2 because your sick. Get well soon and suce ma bit.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
that link was hysterical
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"Great."
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I have sons, and I will have multiple sons being the epitome of virility and masculinity that I am, I'll have them doing pull-ups by the age of four.
Also, I clicked the link, and let's be serious, who here didn't love it when their dad tossed them up into the air?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-25 08:33:46 PST (#)
Ranking: 1
there was this one time, on the change table, I marvelled at how I'd never been shat on. My babies were eighteen months apart to the DAY, and changing my youngest I enthused all over my parenting skills.
"d_R you are the rox0rs" I remember thinking, "you've had two boys, never been pissed on - what a falasy THAT is, and you're like the world's best dad, what with changing these nappies and all. tra-la-la..."
It was then that number two son did a number two, just as I was about to secure the world against mass destruction. It was cool though because I did a matrix suck gut in and a slow mo salsa, but he still sprayed the wall with +24 elven diarrhea, and even though I dived/dove back matrix style - baby wipe in hand, gravity was mine enemy, and it smote me down, but not before it ran down the wall, and smote it thusly. verily I said unto the wall, thou was smote and I will ask the wife how did that happen, long after pretending I was in the garden at the time, and not here, in this despicable hour. but she was upon me, and said I'm leaving you.
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Hilarious. I recently was nearly shat on by a baby, the poo flew all the way to the wall/curtain. I fortunately moved out of the way just in time. Explosive and entertaining.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That baby is rubbish. My baby could easily lift those weights.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
there was this one time, on the change table, I marvelled at how I'd never been shat on. My babies were eighteen months apart to the DAY, and changing my youngest I enthused all over my parenting skills.
"d_R you are the rox0rs" I remember thinking, "you've had two boys, never been pissed on - what a falasy THAT is, and you're like the world's best dad, what with changing these nappies and all. tra-la-la..."
It was then that number two son did a number two, just as I was about to secure the world against mass destruction. It was cool though because I did a matrix suck gut in and a slow mo salsa, but he still sprayed the wall with +24 elven diarrhea, and even though I dived/dove back matrix style - baby wipe in hand, gravity was mine enemy, and it smote me down, but not before it ran down the wall, and smote it thusly. verily I said unto the wall, thou was smote and I will ask the wife how did that happen, long after pretending I was in the garden at the time, and not here, in this despicable hour. but she was upon me, and said I'm leaving you.
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*puts 2 & 2 together*
Holy shit. That's pretty fucking dark.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was great...will share with all my colleagues that have kids
Here is a random link pertaining to American Football, specifically the Dallas Cowboys - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2triiYXSY8
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
there was this one time, on the change table, I marvelled at how I'd never been shat on. My babies were eighteen months apart to the DAY, and changing my youngest I enthused all over my parenting skills.
"d_R you are the rox0rs" I remember thinking, "you've had two boys, never been pissed on - what a falasy THAT is, and you're like the world's best dad, what with changing these nappies and all. tra-la-la..."
It was then that number two son did a number two, just as I was about to secure the world against mass destruction. It was cool though because I did a matrix suck gut in and a slow mo salsa, but he still sprayed the wall with +24 elven diarrhea, and even though I dived/dove back matrix style - baby wipe in hand, gravity was mine enemy, and it smote me down, but not before it ran down the wall, and smote it thusly. verily I said unto the wall, thou was smote and I will ask the wife how did that happen, long after pretending I was in the garden at the time, and not here, in this despicable hour. but she was upon me, and said I'm leaving you.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
stupid below
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fag below.....
FUCK
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it bad that the link would be considered educational for me?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like how Locksly just settled for "oh fuck it, Sico is a fag"
Anyway, I thought the post was funny, and the link was funnier.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-25 11:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
LOCKSLY IS AN EPIC GAY PARADER!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:48:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No. Now its 10 down.
Sicosemen is a fag
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wait its like fucking 10 or something. Fag
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
7, I meant 7 down Gayminator
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
5 down Fagoramus
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i liked the 'drying baby' best
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
humungo fag 3 down
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:45:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
those are hilarious
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The enthusiasm of the father makes this.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You've made me laugh a lot recently on here. This is a let down.
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i have a pneumonia. my antibiotics make me nauseous, extreme diarrhea and vomitting. so i take Gravols and was prescribed pain killers as well.
you can imagine how stupid and dimwitted i am at this moment.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that baby is benching more than i can :(
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bigger fag, below.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fag below
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
kinda funny.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Marge, look at me! We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty
as a Frenchman. In another few hours, I'll be dead. I can't afford
to lose your trust again.
-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Do you know how to speak? You've made a Method-like post without any Method-like comments.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You've made me laugh a lot recently on here. This is a let down.