My first MSpaint!!! If you have to side scroll get over it. (802 hits)
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Submitted by <Natasha> (View user info) at 2008-01-25 13:14:07 EST
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Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:44:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What in the name of the child-molesting Prophet...
6MB, 3 minutes to load, and THAT'S all we get?
Good things come to those who wait.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate you so much I got a hernia.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What in the name of the child-molesting Prophet...
6MB, 3 minutes to load, and THAT'S all we get?
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That was actually a decent comeback. However, it's entirely inaccurate, as my wife routinely has multiple orgasms, because I'm enough of a gentleman to make certain she gets hers first.
I do not doubt your wife routinely has multiple orgasms. Unfortunate, for you, she "gets hers" from socially suave, tall, college graduates with very clean pasts. But I must admit you are quite the gentleman it must be hard to cuddle with her as she falls asleep mumbling someone else's name.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:17:46 EST (#)
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That was actually a decent comeback. However, it's entirely inaccurate, as my wife routinely has multiple orgasms, because I'm enough of a gentleman to make certain she gets hers first.
If you'd like to pick at my faults, here are a few suggestions:
1)I lack social skills.
2)I'm 5'9", so I'm relatively short.
3)I'm a college dropout with a checkered past.
Any of these would be far more accurate.
All the same, quit sucking.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:52:46 EST (#)
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Who on earth would ever have an alter? Why would I want more than one account?
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sweet!!!
PS. make it your last one, too.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seeing as you are the latter, Bobby, I'd say you.
Do you ever log off?
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Well of course you would say that - yer the former!
Why do you care so much?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seeing as you are the latter, Bobby, I'd say you.
Do you ever log off?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Revealed as an alter already. So Soon?
No noob would know about Ubercons.
Try again with another account.
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NOOB HUNTER!
hmmm... I wonder what is more pathetic - a miserable jackass who delights in picking on what he perceives as weakness and stupidity or someone just trying to have some fun on a degenerate little website in the middle of cyberfuck nowhere?
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:05:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bwahaha.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-25 10:52:15 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Revealed as an alter already. So Soon?
No noob would know about Ubercons.
Try again with another account.
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That is all very wrong. It's not hard to read about Ubercons, what with all the circle-jerkery around here. You nerds act like you're so secretive and interesting.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's a HUGE BITCH.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:59:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more content - like maybe 9 more pictures.
Use a .jpg - bitmaps get the the nerds all riled up around here.
So I see! Thanks for the help.
Submitted by jitle (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Needs more content - like maybe 9 more pictures.
Use a .jpg - bitmaps get the the nerds all riled up around here.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not an alter...
I have been reading this site for a few years now.
Just finally signed up for an account.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Revealed as an alter already. So Soon?
No noob would know about Ubercons.
Try again with another account.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Top three things Empathetic hears after sex:
1. STFU! Put that paper bag back over your head.
2. Oh Noes! Didn't we meet at the last Ubercon???
3. It's not you it's me.... Aww who the fuck am I kidding -2DIE.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Top three things loopdeloo hears after sex:
1. Clean yourself up and get out of here, whore.
2. That was like a hotdog down a hallway.
3. I don't care if you are my daughter, swallow or I'll punch your cooch again!
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Top three things monkeyswithguns hears after sex.
1.) Too much work and no entertainment.
2.) Wasting my time.
3.)-2 die, because I really, REALLY want you to die.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, that was a whole lotta nothing.
But I see the Uniter gave you a zero, proving once again that the fuckwad thinks their opinion will change Uber forever.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna make an example of what not to do on uber out of this post! You people read this.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:41:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This stays on the front page!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:39:29 EST (#)
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BE's just a grumpy, fat bitch with no eyebrows, and a penchant for sending me sexual innuendo via email. I blocked her, though, so no worries.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:38:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 die, because I really, REALLY want you to die.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For being a stupid bitch who used .bmp
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wasting my time.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Too much work and no entertainment.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:36:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah you are right, I took many more pictures than the 3 on this post. I didn't want to waste my time & pictures if the thing was going to be fucked up (which it was). When I have the basics figured out I will use better pictures with a storyline (you still may think it's shit, who cares) until then it is what it is I suppose.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't speak nerd, therefore cannot tell you why .bmp format sucks, but I can tell you it does. Also, it was a stupid post anyway. It wasn't an MSPaint so much as it was a crappy couple of pictures that were boring. You went to London and that's all you got? -2 DIE.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whitespace and a bmp
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:24:25 EST (#)
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Thanks, I will email you to change my name, just haven't decided what name I want yet.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:23:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:18:35 EST (#)
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scourge spelled 'penis' wrong.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:23:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You should've let me change your internal name and not just your external, but another hint. JPegs are the preferred format for pictures. While, .bmps are accepted the script skews the image.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:21:03 EST (#)
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Fuck! I didn't want it to be to big and now look what I have done!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:18:35 EST (#)
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scourge spelled 'penis' wrong.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:18:35 EST (#)
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scourge spelled 'penis' wrong.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
unfortunately my one inch monitor required me to scroll... and i'm having problems getting over it.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This -2 is richely deserved. Cunt.