Stereo GPF: Deep Post. (2945 hits)
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Submitted by experima (View user info) at 2008-01-25 14:18:08 EST
Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy.
Forget it, little friend.
--Jack Handey
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-06-25 15:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-04 08:34:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:28:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-01-30 08:07:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:49:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-27 15:06:42 EST (#)
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<3
is it raining where you are rorrim?
No, we're having a soft winter, it hardly rains. That's quite extraordinary, it should be freezing and snowing around here now. With temperatures like -8 c. It's +8 c, so quite ok!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-27 21:55:41 EST (#)
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don't know about him, but it's rain'n like a mofo where i live
has been for 2 weeks
gonna be do'n it for another 2 weeks
@*&^%$$#@!!!
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-01-27 21:20:19 EST (#)
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Thanks babe
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-27 15:06:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-27 05:18:25 PST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 14:26:17 EST (#)
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oh, pls rorrim. director and i are not the same person. quit worrying so much about alters.
Not worrying. just detecting, and stirring some shit in this cestpool.
Hope you're having a fun weekend.
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<3
is it raining where you are rorrim?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-27 14:52:50 EST (#)
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i would if i could, shlongy.
pukingdog=awesome
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-27 09:52:59 EST (#)
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Please erase this pointless post.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-27 08:18:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 14:26:17 EST (#)
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oh, pls rorrim. director and i are not the same person. quit worrying so much about alters.
Not worrying. just detecting, and stirring some shit in this cestpool.
Hope you're having a fun weekend.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-01-27 05:27:44 EST (#)
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Shit. I'll try... it's a little story to make you feel good. http://www.ubersite.com/m/24669
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-27 05:22:11 EST (#)
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link pls
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-01-27 05:10:03 EST (#)
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And sometime read my Toothpick post if you would. Just because.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-01-27 05:05:56 EST (#)
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Where?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-27 05:00:08 EST (#)
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yes pukingdog
<3
it's raining here and i'm shivering
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-01-27 04:00:39 EST (#)
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Weird eh? Over the years that is what has been frustrating about working at a post that takes some time, and seeing that it is the ones like this that get a lot of attention. We all post for replies after all. Of course, it helps that you have posted pics and that you are attractive. Not that you shouldn't post this, it's just not magnificent is all. You know what I mean.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-27 00:27:33 EST (#)
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holy shit.
2100 hits in 24 hrs? for this?
I'm leaning toward the "vagina" crowd on this.
ps: my hits-to-post ratio makes me A Lister right? right? method? apollo?
:)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 23:05:16 EST (#)
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assholy!
<3
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-26 22:40:42 EST (#)
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you heart everybody.
oh well, i heart you, 2.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 22:10:10 EST (#)
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exactly!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-26 19:23:07 EST (#)
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Reminds me of the work done to Alex's Grey's paintings on Tool's "Vicarious" video.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-26 18:42:13 EST (#)
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this suck posts
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 18:33:29 EST (#)
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this post sucks
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-26 18:21:10 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-01-26 18:19:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 17:35:31 EST (#)
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i <3 assholy
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-26 17:13:19 EST (#)
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this post is hilarious, in a sad way. i love everybody involved (EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU) but the reviews here are very very sad.
um, this rating is for the post.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-26 16:31:05 EST (#)
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Oh, so confusing!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:42:15 EST (#)
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oh, emily...this post was just silliness. and as far as tool goes, the gif reminds me of the artwork usually associated with them, that's all.
I can't believe foolproof either rob. he's quite sensitive for being such a military leader.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:35:59 EST (#)
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This post will forever be celebrated as the catalyst in the departure of Foolproof and his merry band of entertaining and not so entertaining alters.
Plus, a vagina was implicated.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:20:16 EST (#)
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I know this has been said, but wtf is up with this post? And what the hell does it have to do with Tool?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 14:27:12 EST (#)
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although i do know his password if that makes you feel any better.
ps: we can't review simultaneously...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 14:26:17 EST (#)
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oh, pls rorrim. director and i are not the same person. quit worrying so much about alters.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-26 14:26:10 EST (#)
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The thought of D-choad and Ex being the same makes CJ a sad, sad ghey panda indeed.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:30:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-26 09:51:58 EST (#)
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hahahahaha!
Rorrim figured it out.
Don't tell me i had a smart moment... It's probably the only one in my life..And now it's gone!
Enjoy the weekend folks. I'm going to dui on the bus.
Whoooooooooo EX unmasked!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-26 09:51:58 EST (#)
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hahahahaha!
Rorrim figured it out. Experima and I are the same person. hahaahahbahaha! I sure had you all going for a while though.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-26 08:57:10 EST (#)
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This 0 won't kill your +2 streak...
My suspicions about you and the director being 2 personalities in 1 body are coming to the point, where i start believing it myself...
In januari my paranoia usualy peaks, sorry...ciao M!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-01-26 08:52:44 EST (#)
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...Ride a mile six inches at a time....
Maynards Dick : great song by Tool
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-26 07:44:47 EST (#)
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This gif is ancient and Tool, while good, are hugely over-rated, much like Radiohead.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-26 07:03:06 EST (#)
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Yeah that GIF is Tool-esque. And Tool is awesome.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-01-26 06:47:07 EST (#)
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I like Tool.
Submitted by pigeonbrain (user info) at 2008-01-26 05:27:40 EST (#)
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LSD.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-26 04:18:25 EST (#)
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Oh god. My head...
*reads previous nights' reviews*
Fuck, I'm gay.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 01:36:32 EST (#)
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MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN
desensitised to eveything
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 01:30:02 EST (#)
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okay: who's into Tool?
that's why I posted this really.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 01:25:20 EST (#)
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thecaes is right.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-26 01:18:33 EST (#)
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+2 for a cool GIF and a Jack Handy quote.
What's the fucking deal with the reviews on this post? Knock it the fuck off, you losers.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:41:24 EST (#)
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ps: good chex mix is hard to find....and worth it.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:40:25 EST (#)
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oh, mwg.......is there anything you can't do?
:)
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:35:23 EST (#)
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"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting"
Actually he's getting chex mix and beer. But it's good beer, so he damn well better be happy.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:33:33 EST (#)
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omg I know, Linus.
I like your name.
I wish I could erase this post through bart's post-erasing program. But I'm too old to do that, it's reserved for new users only.
fuck!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:16:11 EST (#)
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Holy clusterfuck.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:14:57 EST (#)
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sorry BB.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:14:33 EST (#)
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OH WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT YOU THINK BRITISH BEEF.
fuck off.
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:06:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:01:50 EST (#)
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Then again all that is unproven and it remains to be seen, actually.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:00:37 EST (#)
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too fucking right.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:59:35 EST (#)
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Experima is a great editor and a nice lady and I'm a baaaad boy.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:25:33 EST (#)
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thanks, director.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:18:25 EST (#)
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I must make an amendment to the amendment below:
Bullshit.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:18:00 EST (#)
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why thank you, director. you're a wonderful friend, too.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:16:47 EST (#)
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I must make an amendment: experima is a talented author and a kind and wonderful friend.
The end.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:14:06 EST (#)
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ps: if you want to rate on merits, I have other more deserving posts you may read.
this was utter bullshit and i've owned up to it to the fullest extent of the law.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:12:53 EST (#)
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dude. what's up with the negs? chillllllllllllllllllll mah brotha!
what's a clamshell
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:11:36 EST (#)
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This post is sucessful in Uber terms for it and the author's merits!
It has nothing whatsoever to do with blonde clamshell!
NOTHING I SAY!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:11:10 EST (#)
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thanks bob. yeah, i know now it's been posted before...and that it's super gay. but thanks.
LOL@rob.
:)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:02:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:20:33 EST (#)
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holy shite.
i think this might be the gayest thread on uber.
---
This man knows gay.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:59:21 EST (#)
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this gif has been posted a few times...but it's cool
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:55:42 EST (#)
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dripper?
wildman rocks.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:45:18 EST (#)
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i got it!
that's Randy "Macho-man" Savage with Ms. Elizabeth coming out of his ears
damn, i need another dripper
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:22:54 EST (#)
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it is, apollo. it is.
it's not my fault. except for the gayiety of the post itself.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:20:33 EST (#)
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holy shite.
i think this might be the gayest thread on uber.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-25 21:22:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:43:18 EST (#)
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When i was abusing between 5 and 7 different illegals substances on a particular evening in florida, I amused myself by letting mosquitos land, lunch, launch, lurch and die.
*****
back, when i was pulling the devils tail, i did the same thing
it was like watching a hot-shot, over and over again
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 21:09:39 EST (#)
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i knew the new postless wonder below would -2 this.
SHOCKER.
you'll be happy to know I agree wholeheartedly.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-25 20:53:16 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 20:26:52 EST (#)
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no shit, eh? check your email.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-25 20:23:39 EST (#)
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heatarific.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:14:33 EST (#)
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Shlongy rarely has any idea what he is talking about. It's part of his charm.
Unless it's fulfilling his ongoing quest for hole.
In that pursuit, he is the master baiter.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:10:37 EST (#)
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shlongy--what did wompom do? what are you talking about?
cj--not bored or lonely...just having a bit of fun today before an interview THAT I JUST FUCKING ACED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
glad i make you happy. :)
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:41:08 EST (#)
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Don't worry, Ex.
I don't hold the fact that you have a 'giner against you.
I imagine that, like most of the rest of us, you're here to relieve a certain amount of boredom/loneliness/stress.
Now that Merlina isn't around any more, you're one of the few nice internet people hangin' about here.
Plus, you don't seem to mind playing with me.
Even if you don't much care for my thoughts, otherwise.
In other words, keep yer chin up, Buck-o.
You make me happy.
...
Not too many others can claim that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:36:35 EST (#)
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experima- give that Wompom woman one of your spare diapers, will you please?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:30:11 EST (#)
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EI!
if I did another blank post I think my career here would be over with shouts of "vagina! vagina!"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:28:21 EST (#)
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thats true, do another
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:26:14 EST (#)
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sigh.
my blank post beats this one twice over.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:22:22 EST (#)
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Nothing against you X, but it slays me that a pair of tits, a cunt, and pretty face is all it takes to get 200+ reviews.
Oh well, I contributed. Have a good weekend all. I'm enjoying a Dinkel Acker Dark. http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/3340/4032
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:13:16 EST (#)
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hey director i emailed you
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:12:32 EST (#)
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He claims to be a Texan. He lived there since he was 2. He's a Texan.
And a dipshit, and a murderer, and a liar, and a crook.
Not one soul I know in Texas likes or respects the man, so if you and your trailer trash friends that elected him want him back, keep him in one of your parks. "Sunnyvale Trailer Park" sounds like a good place for the both of ya.
With that, I am through with this ridiculous website for the day, and with you permanently. You give me the creeps, creep.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:06:49 EST (#)
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...And G.W.B. ain't a Texan. Not Native, at any rate.
We adopted him.
And we'd do it again, dammit.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"This isn't much of a game. No reset. It's win, lose, or die,"
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:03:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:01:00 EST (#)
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For D-Choad:
"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."
=========================
This from the jackass that likes G.W.B.
Christ, you and your boy make me ashamed to call Texas home.
D-Choad is really funny btw. Really. Everyone that reads it is laughing like crazy!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane. Either you have diarrhea, or you're eager to meet people who do."
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:01:56 EST (#)
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cya, new friend.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:01:22 EST (#)
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"Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong."
Ok its 5pm and work is over. I hope this post hits 1,000 reviews. Have a good weekend!
Peace, Love, and Humptyness forever.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:01:00 EST (#)
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For D-Choad:
"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money."
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Fun is taking you to the edge of insanity, then pushing."
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:58:10 EST (#)
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"If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in a mirror, because I bet that's what really throws you into a panic."
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:57:44 EST (#)
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"Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out by itself."
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese."
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Some mornings it's just not worth gnawing through the straps."
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:55:42 EST (#)
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"I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name is Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name was Blankenship."
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:54:06 EST (#)
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"I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'"
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:52:54 EST (#)
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"Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, 'Why did they believe me?'"
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:51:53 EST (#)
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"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:51:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?,' you can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks.'"
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:50:38 EST (#)
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"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess was why several of us died of tuberculosis."
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:49:40 EST (#)
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"Nobody would prosecute me for killing half of Ubersite's population."
-- Jack Handey.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:49:18 EST (#)
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"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:47:26 EST (#)
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"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness."
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:37:04 EST (#)
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"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
-Jack Handey
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:27:57 EST (#)
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This can be the last comment.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:23:58 EST (#)
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Please don't let that be the last comment on this post...
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:20:30 EST (#)
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Yeah. I wish.
...
Who'da thunk it, but my creepiness rarely lends itself to wooin' the ladies.
I think I'd have a much more interesting sex life if I really was teh hom'sexual.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:17:36 EST (#)
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SOMEBODY WRITE TEN TINY STORIES ABOUT VAGINAS....
AND... GO!
C'mon ChaosJester - this is your chance. I bet you have 10 creepy stories floating around that circus dome of yours.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:15:19 EST (#)
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Okay, you're drinking. We get it.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:14:17 EST (#)
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*think*, dammit.
Damn Shnaps.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:13:57 EST (#)
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THANK YOU.
nobody said anything about vaginas when i started the ten tiny true stories thing that went on for five days and involved about 60 posts.
of course now they will.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:12:55 EST (#)
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I thing D-choad needs a hug.
C'mere, big guy.
*HUUUUUUUUUUUUG*
...
Feel better?
No?
Well then, how 'bout a reach around?
...
Yeah. You like it like that, don't cha?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:12:12 EST (#)
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I really think you being a girl is irrelevant.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:09:09 EST (#)
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Heh. CJ..er..CumJunkie, if I was anything like you--at ALL--I'd high dive off the Mackinaw bridge on a day like today, where the channel beneath is probably solid ice, and intentionally land on my head so that my brains would splatter into 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tiny fragments, thereby canceling any possibility of survival.
Fortunatly that's something I'll never have to think about beyond this very moment.
Coz I'm not a creepy, masochistic, baldheaded, lousy photoshopping faggot. Thank god.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:08:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:07:37 PST (#)
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Apparently Expirima has a rather emotional, uppity vagina.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 13:07:19 PST (#)
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Please, shut your vagina up for just 2 seconds.
---------------
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
*bleeeeeds*
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:07:46 EST (#)
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yes, cj...i never understood what exactly foolproof's problem was.
oh, well.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:07:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently Expirima has a rather emotional, uppity vagina.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please, shut your vagina up for just 2 seconds.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most people on here are just run of the mill assholes, but the level shlongy sits at is that of a very disturbed individual. I pity you shlongy, for what a horrible life it must've been that formed you into the person you are.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what compliments? if there are any in there, i accept. i'm just sick of the whole "vagina" deal. i've posted some things i'm very proud of, and some things that are retarded, like this post. it's meant to be silly. should i not be able to be silly and pointless and shit-posty sometimes just because i have a vagina, just to prove something? or should i hang my head and get -2d off the front page just because I do the same thing the guys do sometimes, JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
okay i've said enough.
ps: flight of the conchords is awesome. what was your old account?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rhymenocerous is starting to sound dangerously close to Empathetic/Foolproof/Deadtoast/jizz-bucket.
Get over it, already.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm on the left.
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http://www.fightingtigersofveda.com/cylon4.jpg
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Director and Shlongy don't count, Ex.
D-choad only wishes he could be as totally SuperMegaUltra cool as me and Shlongy's been after the CJ wang practically since I signed up.
I need fresh meat.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, seeing as how my original account was registered in 2004, you are correct in your assumptions. However, I have since forgotten said account's password and left this site for a few years and just a few months ago made a new account.
If you'd like to continue a pointless argument, I'm up for it as long as you understand and agree with me, that if anyone else had posted this it'd be a completely different story.
However, if you'd rather just say F it and accept my compliments, you can do that as well.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:01:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rob is a Cylon
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That really is how I picture you, Rob, except when you turn around you have a gaping, quivering asshole
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That both frightens, and excites me.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:59:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wtf are you talking about cj? everyone on this whole goddamn post is talking to you now.
the comments on this are making me LOL, SRSLY
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That really is how I picture you, Rob, except when you turn around you have a gaping, quivering asshole
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
le-sigh...
No one talks to me.
Oh, well. The voices in my head are having enough fun.
For now, anyway...
Vegas Ubercon '08!
I am *so* gonna stalk somebody.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NSFW link!
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http://www.insidertricks.com/care-bears/images/bears/Tenderheart_bear_large.gif
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:57:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what else is gay?
...
Separating your deviant thoughts with periods.
====================================================
I have to go with Fergie on this one. ChaosJester's pussiness radiates through his fingertips, onto the keypad, through the hard drive, to the magikal internets wiring and blows splooge up every male asshole it can find.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
IM NOT A GOOD TALKER
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rob you're like one of the Care Bears, even though no one can really stand you, they kind of feel bad for you because you're so nice all the time.
= )
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what else is gay?
...
Separating your deviant thoughts with periods.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-25 12:53:17 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
If people +2 any post made by something with tits and a vagina, then explain this?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44064
I REST MY CASE
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i love when you link to cabaretgirl
she's so hot
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wasn't talking to HIM either, but about 25 reviews down, he thought I was.
Too many complete idiots clogging up this post.
Led by The Director and followed closely by everyone else except Shlongy.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:53:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well I'll have to listen to the expert on this one, won't I, Rhymenocerous??? You know this place better than me!!! ho, ho!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If people +2 any post made by something with tits and a vagina, then explain this?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44064
I REST MY CASE
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That actually is a pretty sweet picture. And Jack Handy's wisdom got me through college.
I still think if anyone else posted this, it wouldn't get this much attention.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
of course it's positive. maybe you'll get positive reviews when you've been around a while.
LOL@Director and Shlongy.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, SHORT-STOP. I WAS TALKING TO THAT *OTHER* CHROME DOME GAYWAD, CHAOSJESTER.
GOD!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Y'know, maybe it's because I'm a bit tipsy, bit that .gif seems to be dancing completely in-sync with Manson's "Get Your Gun".
...
Ah, I've forgotten how fun booze can be.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm only here because of the vagina.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hence your positive rating therefor proving that there are more positive ratings than negative.
Math is your friend.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:50:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't give a fuck what you know or don't know.
And stop ripping off movie lines, beaconhead.
Was I speaking to you?
I don't think so.
You'll know when I'm addressing you, dickhead, when I end my sentence with "let me speak to your manager-this service sucked" or "bring me my check, boy".
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-25 12:47:16 PST (#)
Ranking: -1
Neat 3D picture. This inspired a 1/64 sleeve tattoo on my penis. If anyone else had posted this, it would have been flooded with -2s.
It's amazing the attention you can get on the internet for having boobs and a vagina.
-1 for making me write this.
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who are you and why should I care?
ps: that vagina shit is tired. and it has been flooded with -2s genius.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope no one minds that I'm watching porn at the same time as I inject this post with my high-brow quality humor.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Much better, Rob.
...
Now let's see if you can leave it like that.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't give a fuck what you know or don't know.
And stop ripping off movie lines, beaconhead.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
foolproof just gave up deadtoast in a huff.
i liked deadtoast.
what a fag.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:47:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Neat 3D picture. This inspired a 1/64 sleeve tattoo on my penis. If anyone else had posted this, it would have been flooded with -2s.
It's amazing the attention you can get on the internet for having boobs and a vagina.
-1 for making me write this.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hell, I don't even know what binary code IS.
The last thing I invented was a "stance" that enabled me to drink, smoke and poop at the same time, while talking on my cell phone.
So I wouldn't take what I said too personally, bart jr.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Shlongy pudding.
******************************
You know how I know you're gay?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:45:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have no idea what was involved in that, old man. Ten thousand lines of binary code, 48 liters of Pepsi (Diet) and 4 dozen boxes of Hostess Ding Dongs. You could only HOPE to achieve such greatness
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ChaosJester is mega gay.
(Minimal enough for ya pookie?)
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
See, if I was gay, I'd want to fuck Shlongy, because according to him, every woman who has ever breathed has begged him for his dick, no matter how tiny and insignificant it looks to the average observer.
It stands to reason, then, that gay men crave his love pump too, yet here I am, utterly unaroused.
Proof is in the pudding. The Shlongy pudding.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice "invention", Edison.
That's great that you have the time to put in into "improvng Ubersite"...such a noble cause.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gay is a pretty useful word, but no one can touch "run"
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/run
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, sico, that's too rich , coming from a weak ass method imitation like you. everything you do and say here has been done better and first by him and then by about four generations of other people who also wanted to be like him.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
He's right, you know. Plus I just invented a new separator for pasting reviews.
Patent Pending Patent Pending.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your only chance to get laid IS with a frog.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*I'm* not gay.
I'll fuck a frog pussy, as long as it's pussy.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:40:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what else can i say
everyone is gay
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So do I.
PS. Wompom is gay.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really hope the term "gay" retains it's meaning for generations to come. It's such a useful word, and more tasteful in application than "fuck", if only slightly.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have one question:
Why is everyone so gay?
Hm?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, foolproof. watch how i don't even react to director's neg.
AND IT'S DIRECTOR.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob, just stop.
I mean, you're okay. You really are, in a pseudo-sensitive ghey sort of way (and I should know, right?).
I don't think you're quite as much of a waste of oxygen as I used to.
Still, whenever you go off on your quasi-belligerent rants that go on and On and *fucking* ON, I just want to punch a nun.
Just remember: sometimes, just sometimes, less is more biting than more.
...
Also,
Suck it, Shlongy.
You know you love me.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it was perfect hearts and flowers until foolproof added the mean.
i thought we had a truce after your LisaD bullshit, too.
get off my ass, man.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, sico, that's too rich , coming from a weak ass method imitation like you. everything you do and say here has been done better and first by him and then by about four generations of other people who also wanted to be like him.
oh yeah!
except posting his dick. he didn't do that first. i'll give you the glory that goes along with that.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post sucks donkey dick.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is too mean spirited for Shlongy.
I'M LEAVING.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, whatever your name is. i'm not crying over the -2. it's just you know it's really fucking lame to not only do alter drive bys to bomb a post, but then ADMITTING it......gay.
oh, and rob's reply to you pretty much shredded you.
stop being such a pussy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PSS. Anyone who purposely types "purdy" is a goddamn sphincter-boy.
I'M NOT NAMING NAMES BUT LET'S JUST SAY THE GUILTY PARTY IS CHUBBY AND PALE!
(And wll respond to THIS in approximately 60-seconds or so)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You can't pull off "funny" or "cutting". "Verbally fencing" with you is like...it's like....ummmmm, it's not good.
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Magic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:29:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. Shut the fuck up, Baldy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe people think you are deadtoast because you write in the exact same manner and bitch about the exact same things and post the exact same sort of things, and 'you' have his dick in 'your' mouth in reviews like that one down below.
auto-fellation is ugly, man.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, M: Boo-fucking-hoo.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm guessing that that "fuck you" was directed at everyone in this post except Shlongy.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To Rob:
I give you alot of shit about being on here CONSTANTLY, and that's because you are on here CONSTANTLY! We get it, you LOVE Uber. You want to be happy with strangers in a virtual land where they will not mock your receeding hairline mixed with the spikyness of a Sum41 fan. You want the world to get along, and you will stop at nothing to make friends with the new users. You +2 them just to have more in your little chat army. Fine, whatever.
Just profess your love to experima and knock the teenage shit off.
This is the last thing I will ever say to you, Rob.
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haha
GOOD.
Do you really think you are that important to me Foolproof? Honestly?
You can give me all KINDS of grief about being on here - I work on my computer all day. I love being plugged in - this doesn't affect my ability to co-exist with the 'real world' - where contrary to your belief, I rock out. See I'm very well liked. I'm Sally fucking Field - that bitch Mary Poppins ain't got NOTHIN' on me.
My hairline is what it is - if you want to believe it's receding and that makes you happy deep down in your blackened soul - good on ya. It's not (yet) but gettin' out that slam seemed really important to you. Happy now? Good thing you got it done right before you declared YOU ARE NEVER SPEAKING TO ME AGAIN!!!!
Fuck - like THAT kind of idiocy isn't highschool you worthless fucking bully. People like you fail in life because you are miserable sacks of shit. Your wives leave (or cheat on) you, people don't want to hang out with assholes all the time, and you don't get invited to the fun parties. Sure you might be fun to drink with from time to time - but mostly your inner unhappy demons rise up after too many beers and then you become "that guy".
I am positive you are "that guy".
Oh, and I love LOVE experima - she is a classy, intelligent - and lets face it rather purdy young lady. Sure it may seem faggy to retards like you - but it's fun to connect with random internet folks and truly be able to call them 'friends'. It's not very traditional - but it's just as valid as anything else out there.
So you keep on being a miserable jaded fuck - I'll go on wasting my time being happy and likable and see who wins in the end. K?
Oh and being as how this is our 'final correspondence' (yweah right) - I don't care a tiny little shart about you or your negative opinion of me - just keep on entertaining the masses you digital fucking muppet.
Submitted by diavola (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck you
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, foolproof, that means you just admitted using your alter to double neg this post. pretty fucking weak, man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:27:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What does it say about Foolproof who apparently, would be "honored to be" another anonymous Uber hack?
DREAM BIG, BUCKO!!! DREAM BIG!
YOU GOTTA HAVE GOALS!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
scourge, can't you get your own format of joke? biter!
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Scourge again with this deadtoast shit.
I have one alter, and if nobody figured who it is yet, it's jitle.
I understand why DT gets hate: MVM in a few months, over 300k hits with no end in sight, actually good posts.
So, I'd be honored to be DT.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if anyone thought sico had ever added anything of value to uber with any of his six thousand accounts, spanning 2,000,000,365 posts and 17 billion reviews, all deliciously sprinkled with exactly 29,324,980,000,765,986 typoes, that same number of made up words, and twice that many grammatical errors, then uber has really hit rock bottom
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 +2 +2!!!!!LOLZROFLCOPTER$@#!@#$#$$%@#$&*(*(*&@#$@#!%*()
Well, golly gee whiz! My mama always said 'If'n you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all' you silly pants butterscotch! Of course, that rule doesn't apply to me! I'll say what I want, you neener headed doo-doo face!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:18:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PS. This +2 is only because experima just emailed Shlongy pictures of herself, ironically, IN a nurse's outfit.
***************************
Well, crap.
Now *I* want Ex nurse pics.
(le-sigh)
*goes back to wine glass*
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I do.
For example, I'm in love with myself.
I'm fucking dreamy.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ETS/Filthy Assistant.
And rob_berg.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks scourge.
oh, and as far as accusing rob of being in love with me? who the FUCK falls in love on uber???? that's so ridiculous.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*gulp*
ugh...
That shite always makes me salivate like a hungry dog for, like, ten minutes after I choke it down.
Masochist is I.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK...OK...math error. I got excited for a second and my penis accidentally hit "enter" on my keyboard before I was finished counting my fingers and toes...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:18:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THEY HAVE 9 YEAR OLD NURSES???
I NEED TO SWITCH DOCTORS, IMMEDIATELY!
PS. This +2 is only because experima just emailed Shlongy pictures of herself, ironically, IN a nurse's outfit.
Submitted by jitle (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
foolproof/empathetic/plagiarizing-deadtoast cares WAAAY too much what other people do around here.
knock that shit off. go fuck your wife or something.
jesus christ
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If anyone thought shlongy's line about a veg-a-matic was funny then this place has hit rock bottom. The only thing funny about shlongy is that he's fed a pill dinner by nurse 5 years his junior.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i <3 haiku
actually i <3 everybody, because i'm a teenager and this is high school.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seen it, still awesome.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This 2 is just to piss of Shlongy, in hopes he'll continue to yell at Rob and be entertaining.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 12:06:06 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, okay.
13%.
I'm both a liar and a lightweight.
--------
I was going to use slightly different words, but yes, yes you are.
I'm hungover and chaosjester is talking, I'm not capable of anything higher than a zero right now.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
foolproof, you are priceless.
and the zeroes thing was for haiku, nobody else. this has gotten several 0s, and a bunch of negs too, including yours. I don't care. I just wanted to share the mosquito story, that's all.
hi, rob!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Based on rob's numerous responses to EVERY SINGLE COMMENT directed at him, I think it's pretty safe to say that "Tubby" was not probably the "President of his high school debate squad".
Rob- stick to cartoons - the "spoken" (or written) word isn't exactly your forte.
You can't pull off "funny" or "cutting". "Verbally fencing" with you is like...it's like....ummmmm, it's not good.
Your responses are so bad that it actually takes the fun out of continuing to verbally slice you up like a cucumber through one of those Veg-A-Matics. ONLY $49.95! AND THAT'S NOT ALL!
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ, I'll do it!
Experima, Rob LOVES you. Well, that's not true actually. He is absolutely infatuated with you. In every way. You, I beleive are the reason he comes here at all. Check his posts. Some of the last comments in some of them are him saying "HI M!!!".
Seriously, it's like high school in here.
Personally, I have nothing against you - per se.
Like many others here, I am fucking tired of seeing entire posts (not just yours or his, I let that slide, they are your posts) here where it is nothing but the two of you going back and forth for fucking hours. Do you have IRC/AIM/Yahoo or something? Couldn't you two just hop on there for a while and get off of Uber? It would be more convienient for the both of you and we wouldn't have to see the obvious sexual overtones of your conversations.
Also, "m", it's sad when I see "Watch the zeros" comments from you. In jest or not, it makes you look like a pretentious cunt.
To Rob:
I give you alot of shit about being on here CONSTANTLY, and that's because you are on here CONSTANTLY! We get it, you LOVE Uber. You want to be happy with strangers in a virtual land where they will not mock your receeding hairline mixed with the spikyness of a Sum41 fan. You want the world to get along, and you will stop at nothing to make friends with the new users. You +2 them just to have more in your little chat army. Fine, whatever.
Just profess your love to experima and knock the teenage shit off.
This is the last thing I will ever say to you, Rob.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:06:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, okay.
13%.
I'm both a liar and a lightweight.
:(
Still, I've not yet begun to drink.
...
I've still got half a bottle o' that homemade Death Snaps my landlord gave me.
It's what caused me to puke on New Years. THAT shite *will* light up at the barest hint of flame.
Ugh.
I blame you for my re-burgeoning alcoholism, Ex.
Happy now?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
um..........well, it was posted under ordinarychick so THAT'S why I didn't say sico. yeahhhhhhhh.... :)
sicoooooooooooooooo!
LOL@rob
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EX! I was ordinary chick. You should know all there is to know about sico!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:55:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
since when is vancouver in alberta?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
we don't have hoho's in canada.
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SHHHHHH.
You'll ruin his flow.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
rob called Shlongy a nerd.
I've been called a million names in my day...interestingly enough, "nerd" has never been one of them.
This just in:
THE ALBERTA FIRE DEPARTMENT IS ON ITS' WAY TO ROB'S APARTMENT- THEY ARE RESPONDING TO A CALL REGARDING SMOKE BILLOWING FROM THE ROOFTOP AND REPORTS OF A DELIRIOUS PALE MALE OCCUPANT TOO FAT TO DISLODGE HIS ASS FROM A $59 SWIVEL CHAIR. HE WAS LAST HEARD SCREAMING "I WILL NOT LEAVE WITHOUT THOSE 5 BOXES OF HOSTESS HO HOS AND WITHOUT SAYING GOODBYE TO ALL OF MY INTERNET FRIENDS. JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER 12 MINUTES-I'LL HOLD MY BREATH!"
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Shlongy, you are a gigantic nerd.
"Creepy, ugly old guy" is far more common for you to hear, I understand - but by virtue of your massive daily participation in this dysfunctional anti-social networking site it turns out that your considerable real-life shortcomings and inadequacies are replaced with an anonymous nerdly blanket.
NOW SHOW US YOUR HOLE.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111642
GOOD BOY!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:00:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if I richly deserve -2s, then what do you richly deserve? at least most of my posts have content now. :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As soon as the rest of your band of merry, salf-abusing droolers starts giving you the - ratings you so richly deserve, I'll be there to give you +2's to neutralize.
And I think I gave you a +2 for one of your camwhores, if I recall.
I'd probably +2 you - hell, I'd probably give you the entire +6 - in person, if that helps.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 14:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wine that's 80 proof or whatever?
here the highest it goes is usually 14% or maybe a half percent higher. that's it.
Submitted by ChaosJester (