Foods we take for granted #3: Cream (575 hits)
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Submitted by shandythedog (View user info) at 2008-01-25 17:58:43 EST
Following on from my discussions of butter and cinnamon, the time has come to think about CREAM.
I haven't thought about cream much lately, but was prompted to do so by my dog and my son. They both love cream. Isaac will drink it like milk if given the chance. Gypsy will wolf down her dried dog biscuits, which she usually treats with disdain, if just a little cream is dripped over them.
Yesterday Isaac had banana and cream for breakfast. I had some too. It was fucking delicious.
Everytime Wimbledon appears on TV, a great fuss is made over the strawberries and cream. Look at the privilidged elite eating strawberries and cream! What an indulgence! What a luxurary! Wow Wee! Srawberries and cream!
I suppose this is a hangover (as with cinnamon and butter) from days gone by when cream was a rare treat, when only the wealthy would actually put cream in their coffee.
How much did my cream cost me yesterday? $1.49 for 300ml. Less than a packet of chips, less than a can of coke.
REJOICE IN CREAM
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-26 21:49:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-26 21:49:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-26 05:56:31 EST (#)
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shutup shandy ya rock spider fuck
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-26 02:22:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by regal1975 (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:42:58 PST (#)
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Lactose intolerant
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Sucks to be you.
Submitted by regal1975 (user info) at 2008-01-26 01:42:58 EST (#)
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Lactose intolerant
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:57:58 EST (#)
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cream is glorious.
below, not so much.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:17:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-25 20:10:53 EST (#)
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I like cream all over my back and chest.
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I wanna fuck this slut.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:15:49 EST (#)
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i eat babies
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-25 21:04:12 EST (#)
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I don't do cream.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-25 20:25:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-25 20:10:53 EST (#)
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I like cream all over my back and chest.
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tits?
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-25 20:24:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-25 20:23:13 EST (#)
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CREAMED BACON IS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS.....
Eat some today.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-25 20:21:34 EST (#)
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Cream is mostly butterfat. Whole milk is 3.4% butterfat. Whipping cream is ~40% butterfat.
Milk may be divided into skim (0% fat) and the remainder, which is 100% butterfat. 100% butterfat, when whipped, turns into butter.
My whole family, except for me, worked in the dairy industry. I, on the other hand, decided to hang out on the internet and converse with dipshits. :)
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-25 20:10:53 EST (#)
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I like cream all over my back and chest.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-25 19:52:50 EST (#)
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Cream is awesome. Especially frozen with tasty things added in.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:30:31 EST (#)
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i must admit, if i had to give up either bacon or cream for the rest of my life, cream would have to go
crispy bacon, including some fat, dipped into the runny yolk of a fried egg, has to be the pinnacle of human experience
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:25:07 EST (#)
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life's better with cream.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:24:16 EST (#)
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To blazes with your cream!
BACON IS LIFE!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:04:32 EST (#)
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it's something to do with milk. i think it rises to the surface or something.
kureinkio, for GOD'S SAKE, don't disdain nature's bounty. go and buy some cream and a banana, perhaps a little coconut powder, AND START LIVING
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:02:33 EST (#)
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What IS cream, exactly? Is it whole milk?
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:02:13 EST (#)
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and three cheers for cows:
milk, butter, cream and cheese!
not to mention steak, roast beef, sausages, etc etc
not to mention leather!
hooray for cows!
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-25 18:01:25 EST (#)
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I've never had cream... the thought of it always grossed me out.