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Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 0.57 on 58 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2008-01-25 21:03:51 EST
Taken from: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98964
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:31:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:43:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I used to care but now I'm jaded.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 04:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was diagnosed with a mild case of schizophrenia in my late teens.
I still manage to lead a pretty normal life though, thanks.
And everyone on Uber cares about what other Uberers think, or they would have picked a site to join without a ratings system or MVA section.
:)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 04:06:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-27 17:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahahahaha
That Rad does hate my guts though.
Why ever could that be?
PS No babies were harmed as a result of this comment.
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I dont hate you
you just have a mild case of schizophrenia or maybe just too into what internet people think of you
thats all
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-11 23:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This has received insufficient heat considering i put way more work into it than Shlongy's camwhore...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-28 00:04:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This here is comedy, folks.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-27 17:21:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahahahaha
That Rad does hate my guts though.
Why ever could that be?
PS No babies were harmed as a result of this comment.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-27 01:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
perhaps if I explained it to her rad, then she'd find it funny.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-01-27 01:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I found this very funny.
My wife only thought it was cute, but only because of the baby boiling bit. I tried to explain context to her, but she told me to bugger off.
then poured me a glass of scotch
I have it figured out.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-26 16:32:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oi! Rob Berg ftw!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 16:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
razor sharp sexy below
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Shlongy
User id: 10879
Registered on or around: 2004-08-02 17:37:55 EDT
# Reviews written: 38093
Rob
User id: 27395
Registered on or around: 2006-06-13 04:15:50 EDT
# Reviews written: 9432
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So lets see here:
You have been here 3 years 3 months and 24 days (1211 days) and reviewed things 38093 times - for a per day average of 32.
I have been here 1 year 7 months and 13 days (592 days) and reviewed things 9432 times - for a per day average of 16.
SUCK ON THAT BITCH TITS.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought I told you to log off your fucking computer for 5 minutes, fatso.
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You first, fucko.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought I told you to log off your fucking computer for 5 minutes, fatso.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:07:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pwned!
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-26 08:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Meatgazer.
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Pissgulper.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-26 08:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
OY! I have a cameo!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-26 08:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Meatgazer.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-26 07:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a dick!!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-26 06:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean http://www.ubersite.com/m/108766
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-26 06:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, the long, skinny, shiny one, that's just nasty. It's almost as bad as this one: http://www.ubersite.com/m/108766#2427709
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-26 05:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot the part where I told people not to post cocks on ubersite like a bazillion times :(
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Sorry. Honestly, I'm not the biggest fan either. Assembling that was a tad icky - but really - it's a penis: most of us guys own one. Some rent. Most importantly - they are an integral part of porn. Quite frankly - the stigma attached to the male unit of sexual expression escapes me.
Still, I find the penis a fairly unattractive 'organ'. It's pretty ugly.
In fact, I purposefully gave it very little screen time. I felt it was appropriate for context of the exchange - but I understand it's really quite repulsive - save the transformers ginch and the neon cock. That's comedy.
Full on hog? Gross.
Thing is, I love that exchange. Even thinking about it now makes me smile. I hope this does it some comedic justice. The exchange is so pure - so incredibly volatile, that it's casual expression needed to be represented.
n' stuff.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-26 05:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ps: love the username.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-26 05:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sweet!
Although now I have to go to bed... but if anyone comments do me a flavor and chat with them, k?
God bless you.
Submitted by pigeonbrain (user info) at 2008-01-26 05:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've now camped here. Just like you would do.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-26 05:00:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's 2:00 am.
I'm loaded.
WOOO.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-26 04:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't appreciate Penii, no matter what reason you give for it Rob.
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You have one. Is the site of a collection of them so disturbing that you ignore the dialog?
Really?
LAME.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-26 04:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-26 01:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Cocks???
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Are you gay?
Does the site of the make penis really send you into some unhappy place where you shrivel up and become squirrelly?
Man up you fucking pussy. This shit is funny.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-26 04:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is awesome.
How is it trying to hard?
Or is that some sort of bad pun?
I saw that exchange, I laughed - this shit is funny.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-26 03:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm awake too
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-26 03:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean I don't egven know what time it is in Canadia
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-26 03:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm the ONLY one awake? Lame.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-26 02:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm baaack
Transformers is Redskieslookjake. Don't ask me how I know that, I just do
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-01-26 01:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Cocks???
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-26 01:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was a funny fucking exchange.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mwg!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't appreciate Penii, no matter what reason you give for it Rob.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You forgot the part where I told people not to post cocks on ubersite like a bazillion times :(
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:46:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you try too hard...
...and still fail miserably.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for searing penis into my brain, asshole.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish, his penis is probably far larger than mine. It's prolly Axolotl or TTOM
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Might as well.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Wait wait wait wait wait. You rearranged the penises. That means you spent time on each individual ubercock and making them fit into this, and placing them in an order you deemed best. Gay, oh so gay.
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Massively gay.
Yer the transformers ain't ya?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-25 21:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-25 21:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Anyone else rob berginator and I would have to agree with doofus above. Since you are Rob_Berg I cannot give you anything under a plus 2. It's in my contract.
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Yeah?
Cool.
God bless you Locksly. You are SO getting a raise.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Wait wait wait wait wait. You rearranged the penises. That means you spent time on each individual ubercock and making them fit into this, and placing them in an order you deemed best. Gay, oh so gay.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Awww
C'mon head. Why ya gotta be that way?
All I ask is you be funny - what with you being such an expert on it.
'no comment' just makes you look like a bitter washed-up troll.
Prolly cuz you are.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about jimboruckus
User id: 32729
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I can't wait till this new piece of shit posts something.
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heh.
I doubt this is a 'posting' account.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:15:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about jimboruckus
User id: 32729
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I can't wait till this new piece of shit posts something.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-25 21:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-25 21:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-25 21:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Anyone else rob berginator and I would have to agree with doofus above. Since you are Rob_Berg I cannot give you anything under a plus 2. It's in my contract.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 21:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how'd you do that?
pure talent you are.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 21:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
YAY Bar!
Tonight we are going for dinner and then much drinking.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-25 21:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-25 21:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been told, by more than a half-dozen women, that I have very nice looking junk.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-25 21:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
heh.
I didn't write it - but I almost soaked my underoos when I read the exchange the other day.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-25 21:08:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Off to the bar for me.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-25 21:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ew.
You've caused me to say ew a lot lately. The Dadley camwhore is pretty adorable, though.