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My Predictions for 2010 (1577 hits)

Category: Computers & Internet

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Submitted by Ltap (View user info) at 2008-01-25 22:41:12 EST


This is exactly what is says, my predictions for 2010. Since it's still january, I suppose it's still new year-ish enough to make it. I put it in computers & internet because most of it is about that.

1. Console games will finally disappear.
This hasn't been a sudden defeat but a slow, drawn-out thing. PCs are more versatile, easier to use, and generally more stable than a lot of consoles (*glances at the Xbox 360*). One by one the old console makers, Atari, Sega, all crumbled. Really, the only one left is the king, Nintendo (Microsoft doesn't count because Xbox is only a side-project, while Nintendo depends on the console alone, while Sony just make crappy TVs). The DS and then the Wii certainly bolstered them, but I believe that eventually consoles will be a thing of the past. I'm predicting 2010 because this will be when Nintendo will start to decline (the Wii will be a few years old by then and I doubt that their next console will be as good).

2. Apple crawls into a corner and dies.
I mean, Apple should never have truly lived, for years they have snapped up the scraps that Microsoft leaves behind, and without them making such good specialized "artsy" software (graphics editing and Publisher-like programs) they would have tanked long ago. They preserved themselves with the iPod, but the iPhone is already pretty much a failure, Leopard is pretty much unnoticed, and fairly soon they will start bleeding money.

3. Barack Obama will be elected.
I'm not informed on the whole story, but as far as I can tell, no one will vote for Ron Paul (the media hates him), Hillary Clinton (even feminists hate her), and Mike Huckabee is a failure. The majority will vote for Obama just for the hell of it, but there's no guarantees about what they'll be saddled with.

4. Because of the recession (which will happen, regardless of how much money the US Treasury throws at it), people will hoard their money and stop investing as much. This means that people will be reluctant to buy expensive computers, iPods, video games, and office software. Because of their natural cheapness, companies will start using Linux and freeware word processors and spreadsheet programs, which will slowly, inch by inch, gain more popularity, eventually driving a lot of software companies out of business and impoverishing the rest.

5. The war in Iraq. That's all I'm saying, you can search the lists of posts by a person named "electrictoothsyndrome" and formulate your own opinions, I'm leaving this one open for speculation.

I'll leave you all with a screenshot of microsoft.com circa October, 1996 (unfortunately, I couldn't actually get a screenshot so I cheated and used web.archive.org, which means no pictures). Laugh at the ridiculous yellow sidebar, it's begging for it. It even has one of those stupid rating icons, that not even idiots have any more.



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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-06 10:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is shit
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Y HELO THAR OBVIOUS ALTER


Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:05:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And coming

Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:05:19 EST (#)
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Otherwise the -2ing will have to keep coming

Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And quit plus 2ing yourself

Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is shit

Submitted by Green_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ltap hates america

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-27 13:51:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

iraq will still be a fucked up shithole. us troops will still be there.
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Do you understand what a joke is?

Submitted by His_Infernal_Majesty (user info) at 2008-01-27 13:29:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I read this, and was so overwhelmed with the stupidity in this article I shot myself. But I made sure to put this in my will before I blew my brains out. Here is my last will and testament.
1.I would like to give all of my posessions and funds(pff) to my family spread out evenly
2.I would also like to have the writer of this particular article executed at once.
3.Said execution should be slow and painful, reminding the writer of how much of a jerk off he is, making him think before he shits out of his mouth.
4.Testicles
That will be all.

Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2008-01-27 11:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

maybe some of this will happen, but not in 2010.

consol games are a multibillion dollar industry. its not going to colapse over night.

ressesion is about two months away if trends continue. its really not a huge deal. we were in recession 7 years ago.

apple isnt going anywhere within 2 years. its still a strong brand.

microsoft will still be the stanard in governments and buisiness.

obama could very well be president. he seems on top right now but its still VERY early.

iraq will still be a fucked up shithole. us troops will still be there.

this wasnt well done. you arent very knowledgeable about macroeconomics or politics.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-27 11:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah. ALLL of this will happen.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-27 10:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-27 09:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What is with you people and -2ing me twice?
112 reviews (including this one), this post generated a shitstorm beyond what I thought it would :P
++++
"What is with you people and -2ing me twice? "

Poor memory. Similar to those who go back into history and -2 the posts of others. See mirror for picture.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-27 09:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What is with you people and -2ing me twice?
112 reviews (including this one), this post generated a shitstorm beyond what I thought it would :P

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-27 03:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-26 23:41:38 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-27 01:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-26 17:58:26 PST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Re: #1
Who fucking cares? I realize we're all a bunch of dorks here, but seriously, don't we have real problems? I can't believe you guys are arguing about this.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL PROBLEMS?!?!1 BILLS, RENT CHECKS, RELATIONSHIPS, AND OTHER SUCH THINGS PALE IN COMPARISON TO THE IMPORTANCE OF OUR STANCES ON VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!

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Why does one bother?

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I dunno, but if one bothers, two must be incredibly frustrating.

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Oho! HAHAHA Oh! Oh my goodness *catches breath* AAAHHH that's good.
<3 FTW

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-27 02:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-27 01:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-26 17:58:26 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Re: #1
Who fucking cares? I realize we're all a bunch of dorks here, but seriously, don't we have real problems? I can't believe you guys are arguing about this.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL PROBLEMS?!?!1 BILLS, RENT CHECKS, RELATIONSHIPS, AND OTHER SUCH THINGS PALE IN COMPARISON TO THE IMPORTANCE OF OUR STANCES ON VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!

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Why does one bother?

_____________

I dunno, but if one bothers, two must be incredibly frustrating.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-27 01:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-26 17:58:26 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Re: #1
Who fucking cares? I realize we're all a bunch of dorks here, but seriously, don't we have real problems? I can't believe you guys are arguing about this.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL PROBLEMS?!?!1 BILLS, RENT CHECKS, RELATIONSHIPS, AND OTHER SUCH THINGS PALE IN COMPARISON TO THE IMPORTANCE OF OUR STANCES ON VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!

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Why does one bother?

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-26 21:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 21:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

like I said (or I might have forgotten to) it's circa October, 1996, couldn't find one older than that, possibly because microsoft.com isn't much older than that.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-26 21:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That must be an ancient screenshot. I had visual basic 5.0 in college...10 years ago.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-26 20:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Re: #1
Who fucking cares? I realize we're all a bunch of dorks here, but seriously, don't we have real problems? I can't believe you guys are arguing about this.

_____________

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL PROBLEMS?!?!1 BILLS, RENT CHECKS, RELATIONSHIPS, AND OTHER SUCH THINGS PALE IN COMPARISON TO THE IMPORTANCE OF OUR STANCES ON VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-26 20:54:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"PCs are easier for gaming" is one of the most ridiculous statements I've ever heard.

PCs require installing the games, fixing the settings to be compatible with your computer, often require a boot disk. Most computer games require updates and other lame shit. Think about it. It's really a huge pain in the ass.

With a console, you put the game in, and you turn it on. It's that simple. You don't have to make sure you have compatible hardware, you don't have to download updates, you don't have to trouble shoot stupid bugs in the game, and you don't have to change the settings for efficiency.

There's actually not a single thing easier about gaming on a computer, but there are many things that are harder and annoying.

Up until about a year and a half ago, I had played my fair share of computer, and console games since I was 4 years old. I know the difference. I don't understand where your horrible stance on this comes from.
***
A weird stance from one whose high-rated single post was due to the use of a PC. . .

____________

MS Paint and video games are a fairly different subject. When someone argues that I should have a Mac instead of a PC, because "MACS ARE FOR ARTISTS LOL", I just tell them that they are probably right, but Macs don't have MS Paint, so they lose by default.

That's just my excuse for getting a ThinkPad, though. I don't particularly care for MS Paint other than nostalgic reasons.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-26 20:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

boot disk?

FTW: games have not used boot disks (unless you count having to have the game cd in the drive when you play it) since Windows 95.

Consoles are VASTLY easier to game with, especially now with the online component.

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My terminology might have been wrong, but I was referring to the cds required to play most (legally purchased) computer games.

I stated many things backing my point and your retort is, "Consoles are VASTLY easier to game with".

Okay? And how did you come to this, obviously educated conclusion? Because you spend so much time on your computer that consoles require you get up and walk over to the tv? I can only assume, as you've given no other reason backing your statement.



Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 20:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I admire your ability to multitask; -2 me and insult someone at the same time.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 20:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-27 01:02:16 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2008-01-26 19:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

clue for you: game consoles ARE computers. The desktop is dead. Home servers, media centers (read: game consoles), large laptops, ultra-mobiles, and smart-phones are replacing them.
******
You're arguing semantics, and obviously know jack shit about anything related to computers.
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You're wrong and you're an incredible idiot. Grow the fuck up you monumental spacker

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-26 20:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2008-01-26 19:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

clue for you: game consoles ARE computers. The desktop is dead. Home servers, media centers (read: game consoles), large laptops, ultra-mobiles, and smart-phones are replacing them.
******
You're arguing semantics, and obviously know jack shit about anything related to computers.

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2008-01-26 19:46:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

clue for you: game consoles ARE computers. The desktop is dead. Home servers, media centers (read: game consoles), large laptops, ultra-mobiles, and smart-phones are replacing them.

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-26 18:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that why I file my porn under "Grandpa's Fistula Surgery"



Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was kidding.

Misfiling things is funny.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Although I do think #4 is interesting.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1


Nostradamus you are not.


Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you should have filed this under "politics-Afghanistan."
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3 out of the 5 points were computer/technology-related, so I decided it was the most fitting section.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you should have filed this under "politics-Afghanistan."

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

boot disk?

FTW: games have not used boot disks (unless you count having to have the game cd in the drive when you play it) since Windows 95.

Consoles are VASTLY easier to game with, especially now with the online component.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"PCs are easier for gaming" is one of the most ridiculous statements I've ever heard.

PCs require installing the games, fixing the settings to be compatible with your computer, often require a boot disk. Most computer games require updates and other lame shit. Think about it. It's really a huge pain in the ass.

With a console, you put the game in, and you turn it on. It's that simple. You don't have to make sure you have compatible hardware, you don't have to download updates, you don't have to trouble shoot stupid bugs in the game, and you don't have to change the settings for efficiency.

There's actually not a single thing easier about gaming on a computer, but there are many things that are harder and annoying.

Up until about a year and a half ago, I had played my fair share of computer, and console games since I was 4 years old. I know the difference. I don't understand where your horrible stance on this comes from.
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A weird stance from one whose high-rated single post was due to the use of a PC. . .

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Re: #1
Who fucking cares? I realize we're all a bunch of dorks here, but seriously, don't we have real problems? I can't believe you guys are arguing about this.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"PCs are easier for gaming" is one of the most ridiculous statements I've ever heard.

PCs require installing the games, fixing the settings to be compatible with your computer, often require a boot disk. Most computer games require updates and other lame shit. Think about it. It's really a huge pain in the ass.

With a console, you put the game in, and you turn it on. It's that simple. You don't have to make sure you have compatible hardware, you don't have to download updates, you don't have to trouble shoot stupid bugs in the game, and you don't have to change the settings for efficiency.

There's actually not a single thing easier about gaming on a computer, but there are many things that are harder and annoying.

Up until about a year and a half ago, I had played my fair share of computer, and console games since I was 4 years old. I know the difference. I don't understand where your horrible stance on this comes from.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bubba? You are honestly pointing to Bubba as someone whose opinion you respect? Really?


I am flabbergasted.


But that does explain everything.
*****************
It explains that you have turned into a dipshit. Do you and others really think that your idiotic comments will get rid of me? Most people here adopt a persona for the internet, somewhat secure in their ability to hide behind a computer. Who spelled flabbergasted for you?


Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That's beside the point. My point is that PCs are easier to use when gaming.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:48:29 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

PCs are easier to use.
What?
Watch
*buys game at shop*
*puts disc in console*
*turns on console*
*presses Start*
That's as simple as it gets sunshine
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Take the DS (I don't know about the Wii myself, I haven't played one) - every time you get bored with the game you are playing, you have to shut off the DS, remove the cartridge, put another one in, and start the DS up again. With a PC you can switch games without having to turn it off, and can even have more than 1 running at once.
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You can't play more than one game at the same time?


UTTERLY RIDICULOUS - HOW CAN WE LIVE WITHOUT PLAYING MULTIPLE GAMES AT ONCE?


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Your arguments are biased. You sound like the WoW, CS, etc, type of person. Most normal people prefer to use consoles as a social tool. And by that I mean, people with friends like to sit down around the tv, chill and play some mindless games.

They don't want to say, "HAY, LETS HOOK UP AR CUMPUTARS TO DA LAN AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES, HOLT ON WILE I SET UP THE NETWORK AND BE COMPLETELY DETACHED FROM EECH OTHAR WILE WE PLAY CS LOL!!"

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

creepy_guy, you make some valid points. What I'm saying is that the 360 has so many stupid glitches, bugs, and generic problems that it's practically useless. The Wii is more stable, which means that people prefer it.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I've heard a lot of people talking about #1 happening and I honestly don't think it every will. A lot of people don't like playing games on a computer (myself included, for the MOST part) and much rather prefer a console. Plus, should Microshit and Nintendo release new consoles, they would have very strong sales soley based on the success of their previously released systems (the 360 and Wii).

Plus, to play most high end games on a computer, I'd need a new computer. Like, totally new. It would be expensive, whereas I can pick up a 360, PS3 or a Wii for much less and not have to worry about upgrading until the next system comes out.

Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

By the way, thanks for #9 on Most Heated. Your support is appreciated.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 13:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bubba? You are honestly pointing to Bubba as someone whose opinion you respect? Really?





I am flabbergasted.










But that does explain everything.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I said people, not HurtByTheSun, Director, and Fartman.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Enough Heat now. In closing - get fucked twatface.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


3. Barack Obama will be elected.
I'm not informed on the whole story, but as far as I can tell, no one will vote for Ron Paul (the media hates him), Hillary Clinton (even feminists hate her), and Mike Huckabee is a failure. The majority will vote for Obama just for the hell of it, but there's no guarantees about what they'll be saddled with.

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This all depends on where you live. Also, don't make such stupid assumptions based on what Mum and Dad tell you.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-0.35 on 76 reviews



Ya think?

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

redskies, face it. I've won, and most of the people who have reviewed are on my side (or at least not on yours). Go away, and take your shitty alter Brian_Blessed with you.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-26 17:50:09 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

The result of #3 will directly affect #s 4 & 5.



Apple has had less than 5% of the computer business for years, and 99% of software available is for a PC, not a Mac. Yeah, yeah, I know some Macs can run Windows. Good thing, or they'd only be good as paperweights.
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shut up Bubba.


Market share does not equal profitability. Look at GM and BMW for an easy to understand example of this.

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:50:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The result of #3 will directly affect #s 4 & 5.



Apple has had less than 5% of the computer business for years, and 99% of software available is for a PC, not a Mac. Yeah, yeah, I know some Macs can run Windows. Good thing, or they'd only be good as paperweights.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:47:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-26 17:43:19 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Idiots bother me.
*********
Stay away from mirrors. . .
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Why? Might I hear one of your 'jokes' - smash the mirror then start sawing at the arteries in my arms and neck, desperate to end the pain and misery that results from actually listening to anything you say ever?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Idiots bother me.
*********
Stay away from mirrors. . .

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, and I have no idea whose EkO is.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not an alter, although Brian_Blessed is obviously one - so obvious it's beyond ridiculous. Redskies is a very sad person :(

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Seriously, an alter war? Quit being faggots and fuck each other already.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:24:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

just give up, redskies.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Everything you ever wanted to know about Brian_Blessed

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Yeah - you're right.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Actually, he hasn't.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:19:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oh - he's -2ed all of your posts! That's shameful!


Whoever Brian really is needs to learn not to harass the other alters. They should play nicely.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:17:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think Brian's been around longer than I have actually.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

PIPE DOWN THERE!
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now that's obviously your alter, redskieslookfake.

Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

PIPE DOWN THERE!

Submitted by Brian_Blessed (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

so Eko is another of your alters then? Rather obvious

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well - either way it's a pathetic alter

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Nope, not mine. I've been doing pretty good about not getting banned and would like to remain that way.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 12:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Is it yours then Sico?

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:58:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hmmm...interesting theory, but I'm guessing that Ltap isn't oathy's. Oathy, while a raging bitch, wasn't quite this dumb and could stand his ground when internet arguing.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Method's actually funny though.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:56:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If I was an alter I'd rather be Method's than some sad piece of non-humanity like Oathmeal.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Everything you ever wanted to know about Oathmeal's alter

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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:53:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Idiots bother me.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

redskieslookfake: what is your problem?

Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Brilliant!

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oathmeal? AHA

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Copy + Paste, below.

Submitted by TheDivided (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:50:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend's or of thine own were: any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oh dear - you really are a pitiful alter

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Just give up, it's a stalemate. As long as you keep -2ing, I'll keep +2ing. You can't win.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm afraid not.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

p.s. none of your posts have ever been positive. :( I think that means you fail.
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Just means I'm a newbie :P
And without idiots like you and Director -2-ing this, it would have been positive.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:39:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh please don't -2 all my posts. I'll never get over it.



*weeps bitter bitter tears*
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Don't worry, I -1'd one that was decent, even though there was barely any content.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

p.s. none of your posts have ever been positive. :( I think that means you fail.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:39:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh please don't -2 all my posts. I'll never get over it.



*weeps bitter bitter tears*






Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not losing, I just can't win because you don't listen to what I say and just continue to spout liquefied shit out of your mouth.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Do I have to post that 'losing an argument on the internet' link again? You poor silly silly little dickweed.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's pointless to argue with you, you'll be an idiot no matter what.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:12:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 16:11:18 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:44:40 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

You note that despite the economic and financial problems in the US, Apple posted their best ever quarter. Leopard has sold well, the iPhone has sold well (note I'm not an iPhone owner - i think the contracts are ridiculous) and generally Apple are doing well.
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Out of Apples "sales", about 700,000 iPhones seem to have dropped into a black hole. They're probably sitting un-bought on store shelves, which means that Apple can tweak statistics like nobody's business. Normally I wouldn't +2 myself, but it's just to counteract your idiocy.
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So what? So they haven't been activated. Let me ask you a simple question - was it the best selling phone of 2007?
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What I'm saying is that they have altered their sales figures so that it looks like they've sold more than they have by including the ones in the shop, and probably the ones still in the factory and the ones they're just PLANNING to make as well. Plus, it was only the best-selling because of all the hype. Most of their sales were in the first week, then people stopped buying it when they realized that the iPhone was shit.
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It's fake
It's a fluke
It's cheating
It'll stop soon

wah wah wah

At least be consistent with your argument.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:44:40 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

You note that despite the economic and financial problems in the US, Apple posted their best ever quarter. Leopard has sold well, the iPhone has sold well (note I'm not an iPhone owner - i think the contracts are ridiculous) and generally Apple are doing well.
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Out of Apples "sales", about 700,000 iPhones seem to have dropped into a black hole. They're probably sitting un-bought on store shelves, which means that Apple can tweak statistics like nobody's business. Normally I wouldn't +2 myself, but it's just to counteract your idiocy.
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So what? So they haven't been activated. Let me ask you a simple question - was it the best selling phone of 2007?
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What I'm saying is that they have altered their sales figures so that it looks like they've sold more than they have by including the ones in the shop, and probably the ones still in the factory and the ones they're just PLANNING to make as well. Plus, it was only the best-selling because of all the hype. Most of their sales were in the first week, then people stopped buying it when they realized that the iPhone was shit.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:53:22 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2

Have a -2 for +2ing your own post
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Silly alter

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:07:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/internet-argument-lose.php

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's not worth my time to argue with you.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:44:40 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

You note that despite the economic and financial problems in the US, Apple posted their best ever quarter. Leopard has sold well, the iPhone has sold well (note I'm not an iPhone owner - i think the contracts are ridiculous) and generally Apple are doing well.
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Out of Apples "sales", about 700,000 iPhones seem to have dropped into a black hole. They're probably sitting un-bought on store shelves, which means that Apple can tweak statistics like nobody's business. Normally I wouldn't +2 myself, but it's just to counteract your idiocy.
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So what? So they haven't been activated. Let me ask you a simple question - was it the best selling phone of 2007?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 15:48:29 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

PCs are easier to use.
What?
Watch
*buys game at shop*
*puts disc in console*
*turns on console*
*presses Start*
That's as simple as it gets sunshine
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Take the DS (I don't know about the Wii myself, I haven't played one) - every time you get bored with the game you are playing, you have to shut off the DS, remove the cartridge, put another one in, and start the DS up again. With a PC you can switch games without having to turn it off, and can even have more than 1 running at once.
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You can't play more than one game at the same time?


UTTERLY RIDICULOUS - HOW CAN WE LIVE WITHOUT PLAYING MULTIPLE GAMES AT ONCE?




Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Best 7th POST, EVAR!

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

twatface
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you know that this means war?

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

PCs are easier to use.
What?
Watch
*buys game at shop*
*puts disc in console*
*turns on console*
*presses Start*
That's as simple as it gets sunshine
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Take the DS (I don't know about the Wii myself, I haven't played one) - every time you get bored with the game you are playing, you have to shut off the DS, remove the cartridge, put another one in, and start the DS up again. With a PC you can switch games without having to turn it off, and can even have more than 1 running at once.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:44:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You note that despite the economic and financial problems in the US, Apple posted their best ever quarter. Leopard has sold well, the iPhone has sold well (note I'm not an iPhone owner - i think the contracts are ridiculous) and generally Apple are doing well.
-----------------
Out of Apples "sales", about 700,000 iPhones seem to have dropped into a black hole. They're probably sitting un-bought on store shelves, which means that Apple can tweak statistics like nobody's business. Normally I wouldn't +2 myself, but it's just to counteract your idiocy.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

PCs are easier to use.




What?






Watch



*buys game at shop*
*puts disc in console*
*turns on console*
*presses Start*






That's as simple as it gets sunshine

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:24:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not everyone cares about games. Your whole argument seems predicated on the theory that because you play games on your riced out pc - everyone else does too.

You note that despite the economic and financial problems in the US, Apple posted their best ever quarter. Leopard has sold well, the iPhone has sold well (note I'm not an iPhone owner - i think the contracts are ridiculous) and generally Apple are doing well.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

twatface

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you aren't well informed.
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I'd like to see you write something like this, then we'll see how well-informed YOU are.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 10:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:37:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

There were also shit posts. Most of them were on thursday, however more seem to be on wednesdays and fridays, and sometimes weekends, than on thursdays. So what is this? Is it the full moon, causing all sub-humans to spew their filth at the rest of the world??
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This isn't a shit post, it's a real, serious post and that is what I think will probably happen around 2010 (Apple will probably hold on a lot longer, but they will be in decline by then).
As far as I can tell, the people who +2'd me seem at least fairly intelligent. As far as I can tell, the -2-ers consist of Apple users, and for that idiocy is a prerequisite, general idiots who like to -2 things, and HurtByTheSun, for who words can't be put together to describe such a sad person.
I was probably a bit off with a few of them, but I'm almost sure I was right on the mark about consoles and the US recession.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-01-26 08:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Carnac the Magnificent you ain't.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-26 08:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I read as far as the end of point two and decided that you're a fucking moron.

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-26 02:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Did you write this stoned?

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 01:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i <3 blt.


in sandwich and human form.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-26 01:14:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

dolt

Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

PLUS TWO

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

nobody will click on your posts.

it will suck.

it will get a negative rating.

I will be a smartass.

shlongy will be boring and predictable.

bubba will be the same, but more.

Rob Berg will be a pussy.

Lungfish will be awesome, but fuck him.

Fuck the Diamondbacks.

Sacrilicious will be cute, and short.

Life will go on. Ebola May tell me to get lost.

I will take his direction.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

4. Because of the recession (which will happen, regardless of how much money the US Treasury throws at it), people will hoard their money and stop investing as much. This means that people will be reluctant to buy expensive computers, iPods, video games, and office software. Because of their natural cheapness, companies will start using Linux and freeware word processors and spreadsheet programs, which will slowly, inch by inch, gain more popularity, eventually driving a lot of software companies out of business and impoverishing the rest.
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I don't why the fuck everyone is hacking you in this post... at least you are backing up what you are saying with a bit of reason and theory...

I Don't actually agrre with everything you said but with point 4 you actually puled some good out of the recession, and I suppose you're right.. there will be a rise of free ware shit

Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're a goddamned neo-Nostradamus.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

We'll see sir, we'll see indeed.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking idiot.

Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

while i don't agree necessarily, I don't care.

Have a 2, Ltap. I like you and your name.

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you aren't well informed.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:37:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

There were also shit posts. Most of them were on thursday, however more seem to be on wednesdays and fridays, and sometimes weekends, than on thursdays. So what is this? Is it the full moon, causing all sub-humans to spew their filth at the rest of the world??

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-01-25 23:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why don't you go take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooooooooooooon.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And hopefully I have one of those fancy pants degrees!

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-25 22:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry about the too-wide picture.


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