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Your Perspective Is Everything (617 hits)

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Rating: 0.63 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Nietzsche (View user info) at 2008-01-26 23:53:33 EST


I stood at the counter
Waiting, waited
I took the order
Appalling, appalled
Smelling the sour stench of an elderly man's body odor
Mourning, mourned,
He wanted the apple pie
Nobbling, nobbled
I wanted the death sentence
Existing, existed
Death is part of life he said
Living, lived
Am I waiting or being waited on
Am I appalling to you or appalled by you
Am I mourning you or am I mourned
Am I nobbling you or being nobbled
Am I existing or have I existed


Am I living or have I lived





























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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-13 05:56:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Nah

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-13 05:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Super secret English (except C1ndy) auto +2 pact

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Drunken Alter below

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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-13 04:15:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't ever accuse me of being drunk or an alter again.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-29 20:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Fair enough.

GOD DAMN BRITISH AND ALL YOUR SLANG.



Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-01-29 19:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

nob·ble-verb (used with object), -bled, -bling. British Slang.
1. to drug or disable (a race horse) to prevent its winning a race.
2. to convince (a person) by fraudulent methods; misrepresent or lie to.
3. to swindle; defraud.
4. to seize (a person); hold for arrest.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-29 18:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


nobbling?


Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-01-28 18:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

awesome

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-28 11:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nietzsche dosent write poetry

infact hes dead

imposter

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-28 11:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was pretty good.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-27 18:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-27 18:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-27 18:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-01-27 17:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

did you draw that? If not I'm coming back to take my +2 away.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-27 16:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-27 15:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I didn't think it was bad.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-27 11:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2007-11-05 17:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess it does suck
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Always trust your first instinct.

Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-27 06:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-27 00:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-27 00:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*smiles*

my pizza? or real pizza?

Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-01-26 23:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks, pizza inspired me tonight.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 23:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

:)

here's hoping you post more often.


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