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Submitted by Grimm <grimmjuice.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2008-01-27 07:16:12 EST


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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2009-03-20 12:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post needs more hits.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2008-08-23 15:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Squeeze - Ahahahah!!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-30 01:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-29 10:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-28 11:58:19 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

I couldn't fathom paying 1300 per month to rent - I don't even pay half that. Quite frankly i'm a little freaked out that someone could justify spending that much money on renting.

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The part that you're missing is that in Los Angeles, the cost of living may be high but so are the salaries. I make significantly more in Los Angeles than I would in say, the midwest or in the south. Also, I love California and don't mind the high cost of living in exchange for where I get to live.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-01-28 23:34:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wow i thought i had too much time on my hands

Submitted by Jude (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

This makes her post less worthless and more interesting.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I couldn't fathom paying 1300 per month to rent - I don't even pay half that. Quite frankly i'm a little freaked out that someone could justify spending that much money on renting.

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-01-28 11:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-28 11:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Better than the original.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-27 17:00:58 CST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-01-27 14:54:23 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-27 15:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you only pay $1300 in rent? lucky.


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paying 1300 (or more) for rent is retarded.

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Depends on where you live. Everybody's priorities are different, dude.
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Tru-dat. I pay $1150 a month for a mortgage on a home with 1500 sq ft, but the tradeoff is living in a suburb of a small Midwestern city. :p


This post struck me as hilarious, for some reason.

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-28 08:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Pointless.

Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

LOL. Most entertaining thing I've seen/read today. ++++2

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That looks like a Nokia 6310i to me. http://www.handys-mobile.de/img/nokia_6310i.jpg Finest mobile phone ever created. Still a very popular business phone because it works.


That silver "teapot" is a kettle. Check the FUCKING BIG RED SWITCH on the side. How many teapots do you know of which are powered by electricity?!


Submitted by pigeonbrain (user info) at 2008-01-28 02:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF? Where the hell do you come from where THAT is common? I've never heard of such a thing. And I'm sure it's lovely for you, but I don't really like wine or red bull, so I imagine it would taste fucking dreadful to me.

HAHAHAHAHA.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-28 01:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-27 12:09:39 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

you only pay $1300 in rent? lucky
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Thanks for reminding me why I don't live in California anymore.

I can get a two bedroom apartment anywhere from $450-$800/month around here, sure beats my $1200/month apartment from CA.

Plus, there aren't any black people!

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-01-28 00:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


There was a titter.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-27 23:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-27 18:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-01-27 14:54:23 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-27 15:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you only pay $1300 in rent? lucky.


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paying 1300 (or more) for rent is retarded.

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Depends on where you live. Everybody's priorities are different, dude.

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DC is expensive if you want to live in a nice place this close to downtown and still see trees out your window. And Experima, WHERE DO YOU LIVE?1/

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-27 18:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-01-27 14:54:23 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-27 15:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you only pay $1300 in rent? lucky.


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paying 1300 (or more) for rent is retarded.

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Depends on where you live. Everybody's priorities are different, dude.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-27 18:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-27 18:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-01-27 17:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-27 15:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you only pay $1300 in rent? lucky.


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paying 1300 (or more) for rent is retarded.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-27 17:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ubmitted by pigeonbrain (user info) at 2008-01-27 09:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Yes, it is in fact, a pizza stone. For some reason the stains won't come off it. Also, where I come from red wine smoothies with a drop of red bull is common.
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WTF? Where the hell do you come from where THAT is common? I've never heard of such a thing. And I'm sure it's lovely for you, but I don't really like wine or red bull, so I imagine it would taste fucking dreadful to me.

Grimm, I enjoyed your detective work.


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-27 17:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahahahaha cool.

I put money on it this chick posts another camwhore pretty soon, a better picture where she doesn't wear the gross dress or pull a silly face.

Then we will never hear from her again, ever.

Self validation through camwhoring. Two steps away from myfuckingspace. :)

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-01-27 17:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHHA

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-27 15:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-01-27 15:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-27 15:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Too much time on your hands -2...

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-27 15:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

morlocks... HA!

$1300 in rent...

Renting is for suckers



Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-27 15:30:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

get laid dude

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-27 15:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

heh.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-27 15:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I take great pleasure at people mocking other's misfortune.

You should'a been there when Bambi's mum died.

I was in real emo hysterics over that one.

HAR HAR THUMPER.

He was just a good actorabbit. He didn't give a shit deep down.

Realise.

Submitted by pigeonbrain (user info) at 2008-01-27 15:24:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I like spiders. This may be one I brought hope from camping in India. I actually think you're mistaking the piece of plastic keeping the shelf up for a spider.
I still like spiders.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-27 15:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you only pay $1300 in rent? lucky.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-27 14:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-27 13:51:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-27 08:26:08 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

The cupboard is empty due to all the guests, they took every glass in the house and broke about half of them

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That's why I stopped having wine around, party guests have broken all of my wine glasses. But that's okay, it's just an excuse to drink more delicious beer.
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Dude, aren't you like...17?

Those are mommy's wine glasses, be careful you little ingrate.

And never give drunken teenagers glass, they're too retarded to handle that much responsibility.

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I wish I were 17. I'd appreciate life without bills and $1300/m rent a lot more than I did.

And as far as I remember the only teenagers that ever come here are my little brothers.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-27 14:30:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha, i didnt noticethe spider the first time through.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-27 14:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

coo

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-27 13:51:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-27 08:26:08 PST (#)
Ranking: 2

The cupboard is empty due to all the guests, they took every glass in the house and broke about half of them

____

That's why I stopped having wine around, party guests have broken all of my wine glasses. But that's okay, it's just an excuse to drink more delicious beer.
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Dude, aren't you like...17?

Those are mommy's wine glasses, be careful you little ingrate.

And never give drunken teenagers glass, they're too retarded to handle that much responsibility.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-27 13:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


awesome.


Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-27 13:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-27 05:15:09 PST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-27 07:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

time to find a life dude



But this quality-stalking made me laugh.
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I sense it too, Ballare.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-01-27 13:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

am I the only one who sees the giant fucking spider on the glass cabinet door

Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2008-01-27 12:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Grimm is in L-O-V-E.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-27 12:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-01-27 11:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-27 11:26:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The cupboard is empty due to all the guests, they took every glass in the house and broke about half of them

____

That's why I stopped having wine around, party guests have broken all of my wine glasses. But that's okay, it's just an excuse to drink more delicious beer.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-27 11:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Tits? Where?

Submitted by pigeonbrain (user info) at 2008-01-27 10:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


FYI - the stains aren't supposed to come off. A truly well seasoned pizza stone should be blacker than all our hearts, and should smell funny. Oh, and never ever ever wash it with soap. Ruins the stone.

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:) I already know, but thanks for the reminder. I must say, I'm actually surprised how nice a few of you are. Well, enough Ubering for one day, I'm gonna go out and play in the snow:D

Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-27 10:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by pigeonbrain (user info) at 2008-01-27 09:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Yes, it is in fact, a pizza stone. For some reason the stains won't come off it.
________________________________

Thanks for answering all my OCD questions.

FYI - the stains aren't supposed to come off. A truly well seasoned pizza stone should be blacker than all our hearts, and should smell funny. Oh, and never ever ever wash it with soap. Ruins the stone.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-27 09:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ever thought of a career as a detective?

Submitted by pigeonbrain (user info) at 2008-01-27 09:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Yes, it is in fact, a pizza stone. For some reason the stains won't come off it. Also, where I come from red wine smoothies with a drop of red bull is common. As for the remote, I have no idea.

The cupboard is empty due to all the guests, they took every glass in the house and broke about half of them. Assholes. I guess I better go back to Ikea and buy more.
My dad is British which explains my fondness of tea, thereby explaining the two, according to you, extraordinarily ghey teapots.

Before Emily has decided for some reason to hate my tits and the gross pink, ill-fitting dress (you should have seen the shoes!) so enough said about both of them.

Thank you for your attention.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-27 08:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-27 08:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-27 07:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

time to find a life dude



But this quality-stalking made me laugh.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-27 07:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

time to find a life dude


Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and
old people are useless.

-- Homer Simpson
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