4 Out of 5 Dentists Agree (3487 hits)
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Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2008-01-28 03:50:39 EST
I'm STILL fucking sexy.
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-02 14:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you need a spanking you fat-headed bastard?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-31 11:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you look deformed
eat something you self hating slag.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-28 19:07:20 EDT (#)
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IT appears you have apollo beat in the head department from this picture.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-28 18:43:38 EDT (#)
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anorexia wot?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-28 15:41:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:54:13 EST (#)
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I don't know. This place has really become a cesspool. I thought that a year ago but by gum if it hasn't gotten worse.
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I agree with this.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-28 15:14:39 EDT (#)
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213 reviews and a perfect 0.
Uber IS full of virgins huh.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty, that is a sad thing :( My parents stopped giving a shit about the noise they made when I hit 16.
I had a room next door, when I heard the bed springs go (to be fair they did wait until midnight) I'd put on my headphones to watch TV. One night, I didn't have them and I just shouted out 'do you two mind? I am trying to sleep!' It wasn't long after that I was moved to the extension - my own bedroom/lounge and bathroom.
I think, if I was single, I would just concentrate on bringing the kids up for a while. I wouldn't have a string of guys coming into our lives. No, being a parent to me is about sacrifice.
And adultery is ugly.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:30:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
berty doesn't know what a c section is.
And he also just said his own mum has a bucket pussy.
Sorry, shadow. I will behave from now on.
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My mum does have a bucket pussy, but you're right about me blanking your whole C-section thing.
Sorry.
Anyway I cannot really feel comfortable with the whole married woman thing 'cause I was a child of divorce. I imagine sex from the point of view of the child in the other room listening to this 'BORK BORK BORK' in the middle of the night and staring up at the ceiling trying to make sense of it all.
It is very unsexy. I don't really get how people do the whole adultery thing.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hate to work in a cube. I'd feel like a drone. :(
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:24:07 EDT (#)
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not on my account i hope!
Ne seriously, if this dialogue keeps up for the rest of the workday I'll be a very happy cube-monkey.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
berty doesn't know what a c section is.
And he also just said his own mum has a bucket pussy.
Sorry, shadow. I will behave from now on.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:17:33 EDT (#)
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I have seen what childbirth can do to women. Untill I see you snap a breadstick in half with your vagina then I'm afraid my statement stands.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:08:25 EDT (#)
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Trying to get in my pants? This joke is getting as old as me but, here it goes anyway - I don't wear any panties....
*quiet*
*tumbleweeds*
*lowers head in disgrace*
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I have no words for this.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:14:42 EDT (#)
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aww, I shouldn't make fun. I have a little friend with an internal issue who can't gain weight.
poor little thing is stuck at 98 pounds.
with a C cup.
I know, the pity just overflows.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Trying to get in my pants? This joke is getting as old as me but, here it goes anyway - I don't wear any panties....
*quiet*
*tumbleweeds*
*lowers head in disgrace*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 16:53:32 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's gross, Orphelia's a married woman with kids! That's like wanting to have sex with your own mum.
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Berty, are you trying to suggest that a woman who has kids or is married loses their sex appeal?
Bwahahaha that is the lamest thing ever.
My c-section scar is hot.
*pushes wheelchair down a steep hill, accidenatlly of course*
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:59:35 EDT (#)
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did you take up Meth or something?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:53:32 EDT (#)
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That's gross, Orphelia's a married woman with kids! That's like wanting to have sex with your own mum.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:34:58 EDT (#)
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SOMEONE is trying to get into Orphelias e-pants.
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*looks around innocently*
Hmmm. You're talking about me, aren't you?
And here I was thinking I was being subtle.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:21:46 EDT (#)
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SOMEONE is trying to get into Orphelias e-pants.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:18:53 EDT (#)
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Needs more of the hottest girl on uber, past or present
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44064
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more ManicMother and corn_nugget and Coley below :)
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I don't know these people. If anything, needs more Orphelia.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 11:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more ManicMother and corn_nugget and Coley below :)
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-28 05:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/F.J.Bell/l/uberbeauties
Congratulations!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 04:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
freaky deaky indeed. :)
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-02-24 01:01:32 EST (#)
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I agree. So, how do I get with you.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-01 22:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm the one dentist that doesn't agree.
I do agree however that you look like a man and ought to get your creepy neck fixed.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 02:51:34 EST (#)
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No excuse - just a lunatic.
And if you think 23 year olds act the same as 28 year olds, well... then I guess I really don't have anything else to say to you.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 01:38:55 EST (#)
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You're SEXY. Let's fuck.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-31 18:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're funny.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-31 18:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I can haz cheezburger?"
BWUAHAHA
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:12:19 EST (#)
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I like that he is using a suspected age difference of five years to try to justify his weird behavior because he is embarrassed. What opinions and views am I allowed to have at 23 but not at 28?
I hate to burst your bubble, kaos-king, but most of the people I know in that age range, which is still my age range, are not drastically different from me in terms of behavior. The major difference is that they have real jobs and can't afford to bullshit online.
What is your excuse for being a lunatic? That you are 30 and not 35?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:00:33 EST (#)
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this is my last day on this contract. someone entertain me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:59:04 EST (#)
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of course it is, i wrote it.
when a fag calls you gay, you know you're gay²
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:56:12 EST (#)
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Caul's last review is AWESOME.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:40:35 EST (#)
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wtf is Big Spoon?
and yes my statement makes sense.
you remind me of a guy i work with who approached as if he was my wife "we have to talk". "I really dislike you", he said.
we barely interact and we're supposed to be "professionals". i sat there in disbelief while he judged me based on the most unimportant shit ever for an hour. for a moment, i actually thought we were dating to have such a gay conversation.
insulting someone over the internet is fun, when it's funny. but the way you talk to people all serious and shit as if you were settling real life "conflicts" is fucking gay. get a grip.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-01-31 09:43:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-30 16:25:19 EST (#)
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So basically, he's saying you're immature. But it's not your fault.
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Not at all. She has acted like a perfectly normal 23 year old. The issue was, I thought she was, like, 28. THEN I considered her immature.
And Caul, that statement doesn't even make sense. You're just mad because I won't let you be Big Spoon...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-31 08:18:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:54:20 EST (#)
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Nope, not gonna fight with you.
A lot of the hate & venom I spewed at you came from the fact that I couldn't understand how someone in their late 20's could have some of the opinions and views you claimed to have. Quite honestly, it baffled me and your constant aggressive attitude didn't help. However, now knowing that these shit slingin' fights started when you were barely out of your teens not only drastically changes matters, but makes me feel like an asshole for attacking you.
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i like to argue with lisa for no reason but wow, dude...the way you talk...someone would think you live with that girl. i mean, why would you have to verbalize your emotions SO FUCKING MUCH about some internet nobody unless you knew her in real life?
"but makes me feel like an asshole for attacking you."
rofl...who gives a shit!??
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-30 16:25:19 EST (#)
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So basically, he's saying you're immature. But it's not your fault.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:54:20 EST (#)
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Nope, not gonna fight with you.
A lot of the hate & venom I spewed at you came from the fact that I couldn't understand how someone in their late 20's could have some of the opinions and views you claimed to have. Quite honestly, it baffled me and your constant aggressive attitude didn't help. However, now knowing that these shit slingin' fights started when you were barely out of your teens not only drastically changes matters, but makes me feel like an asshole for attacking you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:51:08 EST (#)
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I keep checking my voice mail to see if I missed your call....
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:24:38 EST (#)
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I thought my molestation and abandonment issues covered it all. I guess we have more work to do, don't we, Dr. Freud?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-01-30 08:10:46 EST (#)
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I still can't believe you're only 23.
For some reason I honestly thought you were in your late 20's.
Hmmm...
This explains a lot.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-29 23:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
On the other hand, 4 out of 5 men agree that you are fucking SCARY!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-29 18:07:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-29 17:47:12 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlumQrW03IE
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-29 16:31:39 EST (#)
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if you post a pick of your chest and back covered in cream, i promise to ejaculate on it
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:31:31 EST (#)
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Actually I think this is quite a nice picture.
Submitted by avatar_23451 (user info) at 2008-01-29 13:48:09 EST (#)
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Holy hell your face looks like a yield sign
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-29 12:58:05 EST (#)
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I enjoy the majority of your posts as they are usually comical and can crack a smile on my face.
This one, not so much. Not because it lacks the technical definition of the word "content" but mostly because of the arrogance you display and the way in which you wrote that sentence. "I'm STILL fucking sexy," suggesting there was a time when you thought you weren't and now you validate yourself on a website proclaiming that you still remain "sexy" as per your definition of the word.
nar·cis·sism
-noun
1.inordinate fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity.
2.Psychoanalysis. erotic gratification derived from admiration of one's own physical or mental attributes, being a normal condition at the infantile level of personality development.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-01-29 10:29:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-29 03:34:52 EST (#)
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Sometimes I wish I was twins so I could make out with a girl who looked exactly like me, is that weird?
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-29 09:51:09 EST (#)
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i pity american men that their ordinary girls think of themselves as models.
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2008-01-29 09:35:23 EST (#)
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Now i'm British and have heard of philly cheese steaks before but what the hell are they, i'm a steak fan and these sound good. How are they made, is it just a steak with some cheese on?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-01-29 07:16:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-01-29 04:50:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-29 18:34:52 EST (#)
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Sometimes I wish I was twins so I could make out with a girl who looked exactly like me, is that weird?
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You have way to much self-confidence for one that is only just barely, moderately attractive.
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That's right! Back in the cave with you! Huddle in your corner with the bugs and other undesirables. We don't allow self-confidence around here little missy.
Man, people are fucking hilarious. If you are insecure, they will tell you that quality is unattractive, but don't get too uppity there missy, or they will let you know. Oh yes, they will.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-29 07:15:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-29 01:27:51 EST (#)
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Morningstar Farms Philly Cheese Steak Burger http://www.seeveggiesdifferently.com/product_detail.aspx?family=363&id=2071
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mmm..last night's dinner.
Also the tomato basil ones.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-29 06:19:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-29 03:34:52 EST (#)
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Sometimes I wish I was twins so I could make out with a girl who looked exactly like me, is that weird?
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Alright you're just milking it now.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-29 06:01:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
its a guy you faggots. fuck sake. how fucken soft are you all? ooh someone camwhores she must b a girl
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-01-29 04:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-29 18:34:52 EST (#)
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Sometimes I wish I was twins so I could make out with a girl who looked exactly like me, is that weird?
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You have way to much self-confidence for one that is only just barely, moderately attractive.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-29 03:34:52 EST (#)
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Sometimes I wish I was twins so I could make out with a girl who looked exactly like me, is that weird?
Submitted by pigeonbrain (user info) at 2008-01-29 02:54:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-29 02:08:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 19:13:29 EST (#)
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Call me Lisa.
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Holy shit - the old man is gettin' kinky.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-29 01:27:51 EST (#)
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Morningstar Farms Philly Cheese Steak Burger http://www.seeveggiesdifferently.com/product_detail.aspx?family=363&id=2071
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-29 01:26:57 EST (#)
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pizza burger
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-29 01:26:00 EST (#)
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veggie burger
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-29 01:25:39 EST (#)
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maybe a bacon burger, a double-decker bacon burger
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-29 01:25:11 EST (#)
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Possibly a cheeseburger
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-29 01:24:54 EST (#)
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You know what would probably remedy that is if I ate something, like, oh I don't know...a burger. Or a burger.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-01-29 01:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you Photoshop this to make it look like your body was going to be crushed by the gravity of your head?
Yeah, you're hot, but this picture is not flattering in the least.
Photoshop...... has to be.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-29 01:06:57 EST (#)
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Should I eat a cheeseburger? Do you think I'm too skinny?
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-01-29 01:05:33 EST (#)
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it could just be a bad angle....
...but eat a god damn cheeseburger for fucks sake
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:52:56 EST (#)
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maybe two months ago, i was driving down sheridan near the Loyola campus and got cut off buy a guy in a white suv who looked a lot like bart bart. i was going to reprimand him on his own website but i forgot about it until now. i think it was him. there was no woman, but maybe he was in a rush to meet one. i dont know.
the fact that people think youre ugly baffles me.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Green_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:29:25 EST (#)
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youre hot
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Yeah. For a Praying Mantis.
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bitch needs a cheeseburger
Submitted by Green_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
youre hot
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
yo quiero taco bell.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:14:23 EST (#)
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Jesus Christ, you look emaciated. I think you should eat something.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:11:40 EST (#)
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you also look like waay thin
ally mcbeal thin
eat a burger or something
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:09:43 EST (#)
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ever see the "MTV Oddities: The Head"?
seriously that pic makes your head look "hot air balloon" shaped
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:40:17 EST (#)
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LOL best impression of Jay Leno i've seen in months.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:34:12 EST (#)
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i'd rather have my shit packed than stick my junk in that
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You and Shlongy could be nose twins.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 19:13:29 EST (#)
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Call me, Lisa.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-28 18:47:19 EST (#)
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You are a smelly pirate hooker!
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-28 18:46:18 EST (#)
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Hello Miss Pointy Chin
Submitted by kereineko (user info) at 2008-01-28 17:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like a mushroom.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-28 17:46:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As for the picture, it gives me a swinging sixties London vibe, like something out of a Hammer horror flick starring Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee and Twiggy, and featuring a resurrected Egyptian princess wreaking havoc among the Carnaby Street crowd.
But that's just me.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-28 17:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Every time I look at this I hate it more and more.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-28 17:31:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:13:14 EST (#)
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you have already mentionned my rodent looks. and i'd probably compare myself to a rat if i saw me on the internet.
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I know I have, many many times over the years.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-28 17:30:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:53:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:01:15 EST (#)
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sexy if we cut off your head.
i don't want to sound like a bitch here, but it's time you realize that having a nice silouhette doesn't exactly make you a model.
your face is very meh.
Since you brought it up, you've posted several pictures of yourself and I think you look like a gerbil, but I try not to sound like a bitch, either.
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*staggers away from computer shrieking laughter like a psychopath*
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-28 17:16:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alter or not, I gotta +2 this...
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:00:50 EST (#)
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I'm not really arrogant. I like the puppetmaster feeling I get when a post a picture of myself. You can guarantee that there is going to be at least one angry virgin with an over-the-top insult, one insecure girl calling me an dumb attention whore, one pervert (Shlongy) making a gross sexual advance, one brutally honest person dissecting the flaws in my bone structure, one person criticizing my weight, and one nice person. It doesn't bother me, it's like watching monkeys throw poop at a zoo. Look at the interpersonal havoc I can create with one picture. It's nearly impossible to resist.
I am going to sleep, I expect at least a dozen psychoanalyses on this post by 5:00 EST or you're all fired.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-28 17:16:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:19:12 EST (#)
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so i've been taking antiobiotics called biaxin.
it's like a train riding through your intestines!
your shit becomes so liquid, that you even piss through your ass. haven't use my dick in quite a few days. you breathe air and it becomes fart.
i'm a shit machine!
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That should be the drug company's new slogan.
Biaxin: You breathe air and it becomes fart.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-28 17:07:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 17:01:33 EST (#)
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It can also get you some sort of STD and a death sentence, Pierre.
To say nothing about that face full of jism.
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Is that how blowjobs work?
HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING PORN AGAIN?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 17:01:33 EST (#)
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It can also get you some sort of STD and a death sentence, Pierre.
To say nothing about that face full of jism.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:59:27 EST (#)
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lol, good one!
p.s. sucking cock could get me a pretty lucrative contract in the near future! :-D
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:57:07 EST (#)
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The eyes are really nice. Painted and sultry like Egyptian hieroglyphics tattooed on a woman's back. Too bad it looks like there's a haybale/spider plant/gigantic oom-pa-pa German dude's mustache sitting on your head.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:54:34 EST (#)
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Actually, no. But how do you even know anything about me?
But then, for some reason I seem to know you enjoy sucking a cock every now and again and that you cry and lament over women who dump you...so I guess that answers that question.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:50:55 EST (#)
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well, you dated tigerlilly didn't you?
there's your answer.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:46:58 EST (#)
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Come on...am I the only one here that thinks this picture is the sexy time??? Really??
Damn...And here I was thinking I had good taste.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:40:47 EST (#)
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it's not a question of my likings or my standards.
i'm talking about normal standards, you know? proportions, law of thirds, symetry, harmony...ainsi de suite.
:-B
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:34:34 EST (#)
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Frenchy, you've told me a hundred times that you don't like my face and I couldn't care less. Based on your looks or personality I don't think I would ever be interested in you. It's like sicosemen telling me I'm not up to his standards. Who cares?
Corinne, I sent you a message.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:20:48 EST (#)
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those the term droppy eyes exist?
i'm talking about eyes that seem to melt when you look at them, like this:
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:19:54 EST (#)
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WAIT, someone sent you an email about how you act online? Is that what you just said? haha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:16:47 EST (#)
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we really have the exact same nose btw.
but i'm a guy and my face is normal so it fits.
check out my new smilie! :-B
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:16:21 EST (#)
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"Queer eye for the neurotic girl".
A brand new UBER-TV series.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:13:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:53:46 EST (#)
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Since you brought it up, you've posted several pictures of yourself and I think you look like a gerbil, but I try not to sound like a bitch, either.
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you have already mentionned my rodent looks. and i'd probably compare myself to a rat if i saw me on the internet.
but it's ok cuz i can look like a gerbil but i'm still way prettier than you, in terms of standards for facial beauty. so are most people on ubersite as a matter of fact.
even the nerds and fat cows on this website have better facial harmony than you do.
look, don't take this the wrong way, you seem to have a nice body and all but your face is terrible. your eyes are droppy and too far apart, huge fucking face, bizarre nose, your lips are non existent...bascially, the proportions and balance in your face are simply fucked up.
there i said it.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:10:21 EST (#)
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Bangs would be a horrible idea. What about a shag type haircut? that's what I want, but every time I ask for that I get a haircut like the one you have now.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:07:00 EST (#)
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don't live there, but spend maybe a third of my time there for work.
i wouldn't mind moving there, but i don't want to raise my kids in the city.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:00:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:54:15 EST (#)
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does bart live in lincoln park?
i was near halsted and fullerton yesterday and saw i guy that looked a lot like him. just to cover my bases i yelled, 'bart's a homo', but i don't know if he heard me. bart, if that was you, i was joking.
sorry, lisa, the bart or bart look-alike was with a girl. she was hot.
You live in Chicago? That was probably him. Bart has all kinds of ladies.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:57:23 EST (#)
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Speaking of "bangs", why don't you all just shut the fuck up and go back to spanking your wee little monkeys to her picture?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:54:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:58:30 EST (#)
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If I have to think about whether or not you are attractive from picture to picture, well...that's probably not a good sign.
I'm pretty sure if you covered up that forehead with some bangs, things would work out better for your face.
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He has a good point. You have a triangularish face, and that haircut emphasizes it. Bangs sound like a good idea.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:54:30 EST (#)
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You look like you should be starring in a Broadway show.
Or maybe off-Broadway, depending on how talented you are.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:54:15 EST (#)
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does bart live in lincoln park?
i was near halsted and fullerton yesterday and saw i guy that looked a lot like him. just to cover my bases i yelled, 'bart's a homo', but i don't know if he heard me. bart, if that was you, i was joking.
sorry, lisa, the bart or bart look-alike was with a girl. she was hot.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:53:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:01:15 EST (#)
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sexy if we cut off your head.
i don't want to sound like a bitch here, but it's time you realize that having a nice silouhette doesn't exactly make you a model.
your face is very meh.
Since you brought it up, you've posted several pictures of yourself and I think you look like a gerbil, but I try not to sound like a bitch, either.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:51:30 EST (#)
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Don't forget to include "Shlongy" in your list of cool Uber dudes that you want to hang out and chill with.
PS. And bang.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:48:19 EST (#)
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Bart said that I have a big head and a small body, and sometimes it looks like I am going to break in half. :'(
I found my over-the-top insult: http://www.ubersite.com/m/114615#2637131 "You should die, you terrible person!"
I like girls like Jeannee, corn_nugget and Juls because they aren't painfully insecure people who need to attack other girls for being shallow and ugly, nor do they send me psychotic e-mail essays about what a bad person I am based on my behavior on the Internet.
Corinne, I didn't want my hair this short but my stylist was gay and I think he tried to convert me as part of the GAY AGENDA. It worked. Want to make out?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:39:50 EST (#)
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what can one really say?
yes you are attractive.
yes your pupils are dilated, which instantly makes me think you're on crack. or e. or morphine. I like that.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:05:18 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:58:30 EST (#)
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If I have to think about whether or not you are attractive from picture to picture, well...that's probably not a good sign.
I'm pretty sure if you covered up that forehead with some bangs, things would work out better for your face.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:58:18 EST (#)
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I'm not really arrogant. I like the puppetmaster feeling I get when a post a picture of myself. You can guarantee that there is going to be at least one angry virgin with an over-the-top insult, one insecure girl calling me an dumb attention whore, one pervert (Shlongy) making a gross sexual advance, one brutally honest person dissecting the flaws in my bone structure, one person criticizing my weight, and one nice person. It doesn't bother me, it's like watching monkeys throw poop at a zoo. Look at the interpersonal havoc I can create with one picture. It's nearly impossible to resist.
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Fantastic.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:53:17 EST (#)
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and a comment about diarrhea.
can i date dirrhea?
i wish.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:52:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:45:09 EST (#)
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Christ, Caul stop tugging her pigtails and ask her out on a date already.
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who?
i made a comment to lisa, orphelia and sacrilicious.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:46:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:18:05 EST (#)
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Be whatcha wanna be, I gotta expect.
You are whatcha you are, I will respect.
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Fuckin nice.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't help but thinking
I want to headbutt you.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:54:15 EST (#)
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I wouldn't trust number five.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:54:13 EST (#)
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I would hope everyone on Uber is entirely different in real life.
If not, 90% of the denizens here should either be; a) shot, b) imprisoned, c) sterilized, d) shunned, e) assaulted non-lethally, or f) involuntarily committed.
And I swear one of these days I figure out who Lisa reminds me of.
Between the TigerLily hate and the reactions to this post, I wonder what the deal is anymore. I've not met either one of them in real life, but the people who have seem to like them and vouch for their good character.
Now me, I can assure everyone that I'm just as much as a nutjob in real life as I am here.
I take a certain amount of pride in that.
I don't know. This place has really become a cesspool. I thought that a year ago but by gum if it hasn't gotten worse.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:52:27 EST (#)
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HEED, MOVE!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:51:39 EST (#)
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lol auto defense
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:45:09 EST (#)
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Christ, Caul stop tugging her pigtails and ask her out on a date already.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:42:24 EST (#)
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lol @ beauty specialist bellow
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:39:33 EST (#)
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Cute picture. But you appear to have a very heart-shaped face, and this haircut is one of the ones to avoid in that case because it makes your face seem extremely triangular.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:33:11 EST (#)
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http://www.letterstoawildboar.com/index.php?date=2007-09-15
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:32:56 EST (#)
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The picture makes your head look huge compared to your body.
With that in mind, you've posted a good anorexic glamour shot.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:20:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:18:05 EST (#)
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Be whatcha wanna be, I gotta expect.
You are whatcha you are, I will respect.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:16:46 EST (#)
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didn't read all the comments so I'm sure someone's told you what a massive head you have already, but I just thought I'd go over that again
your head is MASSIVE
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:08:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:08:49 EST (#)
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LOLLIPOP HEAD
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That term was on the tip of my tongue and then I found it.
Probably the only thing related to this post that I'd want on the tip of my tongue.
I had an internal argument for about 15 seconds whether or not to go with that one. Meh.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-28 11:55:08 EST (#)
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Get lifted. This face starts to bore me.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-28 11:51:35 EST (#)
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did you manage to put your head on backwards
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-28 11:27:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-28 04:04:26 EST (#)
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You are the fifth. I understand.
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How bad did you want to use this line?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-28 11:25:45 EST (#)
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let her paint an inch thick...
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-01-28 11:19:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:00:50 EST (#)
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How can you tell from a headshot how much I weigh? My BMI is 19, which is normal. I just made a big bowl of pasta and licked up all the olive oil, and now I'm going to sleep on it. I honestly love the shape of my body.
I'm not really arrogant. I like the puppetmaster feeling I get when a post a picture of myself. You can guarantee that there is going to be at least one angry virgin with an over-the-top insult, one insecure girl calling me an dumb attention whore, one pervert (Shlongy) making a gross sexual advance, one brutally honest person dissecting the flaws in my bone structure, one person criticizing my weight, and one nice person. It doesn't bother me, it's like watching monkeys throw poop at a zoo. Look at the interpersonal havoc I can create with one picture. It's nearly impossible to resist.
I am going to sleep, I expect at least a dozen psychoanalyses on this post by 5:00 EST or you're all fired.
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How exactly are you a "puppetmaster"? You post pictures on a website designed around the premise of people rating things then admonish every response anyone could have.
"Ahahahahaha! You're all pathetic because you will respond to this picture this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, or this way. Hahahahaha, I walk on water!"
You're an ugly girl, inside and out. You're probably nothing more than a drain on resources and the patience of those around you. I wish you no ill will, but the world is probably better off without you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-28 11:04:14 EST (#)
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Each time that I came back to this post I've imagined an ice cream cone more often.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-28 11:02:00 EST (#)
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Those dentists must be blind.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:58:22 EST (#)
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indeed
although I should clarify it as the wife's boss' money and not my own.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:50:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:23:17 EST (#)
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i've thought about taking those cleansing medicines to remove shit from my colon but I imagine I'd have to take time off of work.
coincidentally, I took a 5 day regimen of antibiotics 2 weeks ago...the straight up cost...$100.83....for 5 pills....I'm in the wrong business
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har har! private healthcare!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:50:32 EST (#)
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I love these crazy ass reviews, I really do.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:40:17 EST (#)
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forget this subject ever came up
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:37:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:32:04 EST (#)
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I believe you may be right.
I'm also lacking my every 8th year pedicure and a good massage.
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... What?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:32:04 EST (#)
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I believe you may be right.
I'm also lacking my every 8th year pedicure and a good massage.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:31:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:29:09 EST (#)
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yes but i imagine along with that comes nausea....i don't want that
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But you want your bottom to become a river of brown?
I dunno. Perhaps a health spa is in order.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:30:23 EST (#)
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Ok, well, if you say your not a tool then your not, it's just that every comment you leave makes you look like a tool, I guess I'm wrong though.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:29:09 EST (#)
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yes but i imagine along with that comes nausea....i don't want that
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:29:05 EST (#)
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Great story, Caul. "You breathe air and it becomes fart" - fucking classic.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:24:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:23:17 EST (#)
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i've thought about taking those cleansing medicines to remove shit from my colon but I imagine I'd have to take time off of work.
coincidentally, I took a 5 day regimen of antibiotics 2 weeks ago...the straight up cost...$100.83....for 5 pills....I'm in the wrong business
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There are food vendors who'll offer you the same deal for a lot less.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:23:17 EST (#)
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i've thought about taking those cleansing medicines to remove shit from my colon but I imagine I'd have to take time off of work.
coincidentally, I took a 5 day regimen of antibiotics 2 weeks ago...the straight up cost...$100.83....for 5 pills....I'm in the wrong business
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:20:40 EST (#)
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What is this, gang up on Orphelia?
Bloomin' hell, people say worst stuff than me. At least most of the time I am joking.
Oh well, have your fun at my expense :)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:19:12 EST (#)
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so i've been taking antiobiotics called biaxin.
it's like a train riding through your intestines!
your shit becomes so liquid, that you even piss through your ass. haven't use my dick in quite a few days. you breathe air and it becomes fart.
i'm a shit machine!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:19:02 EST (#)
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That is it, from now on I will use :) after every comment I make that is not serious.
Caul, please refer to camwhores of Leonore, Corn Nugget, Experima (Ubers hottest babe), Chaos Jester, Emission, Lungy and many more for the lovely, posistive comments I have left.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:17:46 EST (#)
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you are not a she caul
orphelia is or in the very least attempts to represent herself as such
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:17:05 EST (#)
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orphelia's
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:16:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:15:48 EST (#)
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"she was a cow to experima!"
"you take this site way too serious"
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Who's words are they?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:16:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:13:41 EST (#)
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or 'dick in jaw' which is how she makes most of her money
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why are you referring to me as a "she"?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:16:20 EST (#)
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Tongue in cheek you moron!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:15:48 EST (#)
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"she was a cow to experima!"
"you take this site way too serious"
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:14:42 EST (#)
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How can I embarass myself on a website with people who I don't know or will never meet?
Do I give two hoots?
I am just enjoying the discussion and venting some angry and pregnant hormones.
You take this site way too serious.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:13:41 EST (#)
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or 'dick in jaw' which is how she makes most of her money
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:12:35 EST (#)
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Oh and Caul, you should learn the phrase tongue in cheek. It is the way I make most of my comments. :)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:11:54 EST (#)
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stop embarassing yourself
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:11:00 EST (#)
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Oh I meant Cauls comments on me.
I actually say positive things about most camwhores (unless it is an alters account). But you have your opinion.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:09:34 EST (#)
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True below.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:09:03 EST (#)
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Physically, pretty attractive. Factor in what I've seen of the personality and I wouldn't fuck you with Simon's dick and Bubba pushing.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:08:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:08:09 EST (#)
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Erm, no she isn't, I don't look like a man. And Lisa has posted many pictures, so it is fair assessment. I have posted ONE so reserve your judgement.
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lol...stfu!
i don't give a shit about lisa, but seriously, you really come off as a typical insecure bitch on most posts containing camwhores.
you even do it with guys, you freaking weirdo.
donnez-moi un s!
donnez-moi un t!
un f!
et un u!
Alleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez STFU!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:08:38 EST (#)
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No, you idiot stone, YOU didn't say anything about jealousy, I was taking your comment as a starting point and talking generally. ie a rant. And i was accused of being jealous of some ugly munter when I -2ed her camwhore - not 'cos she was ugly but 'cos it was an alter.
Try to read more carefully. A tool I am not you twat faced faggot hehe
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:06:24 EST (#)
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"4 Out of 5 Dentists Agree"
Anyone will say you're sexy when you open your mouth wide for 'em.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:04:44 EST (#)
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HAHAHA, I never said anything about jealousy, but way to make yourself look like a complete tool orphelia...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:01:15 EST (#)
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sexy if we cut off your head.
i don't want to sound like a bitch here, but it's time you realize that having a nice silouhette doesn't exactly make you a model.
your face is very meh.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:58:59 EST (#)
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ha
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:49:40 EST (#)
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You get a point for looking eerily like my grad school dean...only about twenty years younger than her.
Too bad for you, if the resemblance holds true twenty years later, you're gonna have crow's feet and wrinkles. :p
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:43:19 EST (#)
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I'm not so sure that the 'puppet/ puppeteer' analogy works the way it's been represented here.
If we're to say that a reviewer on this site has but one job...to review then that is what they must do and do do regardless of who the poster is. Now a poster on this site has the option to post or not post, to seek attention or not seek...then in reality who is being 'controlled' so to speak?
If you do something because you enjoy or are entertained by the results of what you do are you not in some way driven by that action and to an extent controlled by it?
A reviewer can come into a post and review and walk away never to think of the post again but as the poster, and having admitted joy in reading the reviews given, by coming back again and again to read said reviews aren't you then dangling from the string?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:37:09 EST (#)
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LOL @ orphelia admonishing someone to "reserve judgement." I love this website.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:34:24 EST (#)
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You're pretty good, but your face looks kind of... scrunched? It looks a bit like a supermodel who's had too much plastic surgery.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:22:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:04:01 EST (#)
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your arrogance is ugly.
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See I think arrogance on uber is kinda funny when done in a sardonic and interesting way.
I mean Lisa takes a photo of her toe and posts it and there are loads of you either jumping to tell her how much they would like to fuck her toe or how grossly malformed it is.
Either way someone is the puppeteer in this situation and someone is the puppet and as far as I can tell Lisa is not the puppet.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:12:31 EST (#)
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AND we have the same haircut. I'm currently growing mine out, though.
So I guess it's not the same, after all.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:11:28 EST (#)
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And I suppose all the other people who -ed this also are jealous?
Oh FFS this website so sucks at times
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:10:14 EST (#)
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Oh no, I forgot, it was tigerlily being the bitch last night to poor experima.
Either way, stone, you are entitled to your opinion. :)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:09:58 EST (#)
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You're so pretty. I love this picture.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:08:59 EST (#)
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:08:09 EST (#)
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Erm, no she isn't, I don't look like a man. And Lisa has posted many pictures, so it is fair assessment. I have posted ONE so reserve your judgement.
And, no it is not jealousy. I find her moderately attractive and usually give her camwhores +2. This however, is similar to her attitude, it stinks.
Besides, she was a cow to Experima.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-28 08:44:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:08:01 GMT (#)
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Not a flattering angle at all.
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lol, she's alot hotter than you, orphelia!
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-01-28 08:34:26 EST (#)
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#5 is clearly a homosexual.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-01-28 08:30:35 EST (#)
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You post a lot of pictures of yourself. I think I do too, but I post a lot of worthless shit in between.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:53:55 EST (#)
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Oops.
PS. So, are we going to do it, or what?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:52:42 EST (#)
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You might be but not in THAT picture.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:18:31 EST (#)
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Switch up that hairstyle, it makes you look like you have a very pointy face. That's all. No intense psychoanalysis.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:14:25 EST (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM
Well, obviously number 5 is this guy.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:05:23 EST (#)
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while you may be in real life...the only picture of yours i've found to be sexy was you done up as some sort of an animal and i"m not sure if my attraction was towards you as the woman or you as the animal or both
but carry on with your apparent self confidence.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:00:50 EST (#)
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How can you tell from a headshot how much I weigh? My BMI is 19, which is normal. I just made a big bowl of pasta and licked up all the olive oil, and now I'm going to sleep on it. I honestly love the shape of my body.
I'm not really arrogant. I like the puppetmaster feeling I get when a post a picture of myself. You can guarantee that there is going to be at least one angry virgin with an over-the-top insult, one insecure girl calling me an dumb attention whore, one pervert (Shlongy) making a gross sexual advance, one brutally honest person dissecting the flaws in my bone structure, one person criticizing my weight, and one nice person. It doesn't bother me, it's like watching monkeys throw poop at a zoo. Look at the interpersonal havoc I can create with one picture. It's nearly impossible to resist.
I am going to sleep, I expect at least a dozen psychoanalyses on this post by 5:00 EST or you're all fired.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:59:45 EST (#)
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I met an 18 year old lass this weekend past. Is that too young if I'm 25? You're fuckable if you'd just tape your mouth shut.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bad angle. But I'd still hit it.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:17:00 EST (#)
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You look un-healthily skinny. Though as mentioned below, don't get me wrong either; I'd still hit it.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:13:42 EST (#)
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Although, I do wonder why you keep posting pics of yourself on a website that you consistently proclaim to have nothing but disdain for.
Perhaps you enjoy flaunting yourself in front of hordes of acne/herpes-consumed internet nergins?
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Then again, you wouldn't be the first.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:09:14 EST (#)
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I concur.
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LOLLIPOP HEAD
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:07:53 EST (#)
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you would be a scary dentist
Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:04:01 EST (#)
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your arrogance is ugly.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-28 05:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-28 04:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are;
simonsemen,
lsdfour20,
or paint it black/georgemichael
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a fag
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 05:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not a flattering angle at all.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-28 04:54:31 EST (#)
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you are;
simonsemen,
lsdfour20,
or paint it black/georgemichael
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-28 04:49:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-27 17:15:14 EST (#)
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You might want to try posting something different rather than just relying on your dubious looks to garner interest.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-28 04:40:39 EST (#)
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you look like my ex during her coke days.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 04:18:15 EST (#)
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I'm sure Sigmund Freud would have a lot to say about your hobby of photoshopping yourself.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-28 04:15:00 EST (#)
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