WTF is 'chainsaw madness'? (1014 hits)
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Submitted by Berty (View user info) at 2008-01-28 05:47:32 EST
Living in Birmingham I have heard supporters of West Bromwich Albion laughingly refer to people suffering from 'chainsaw madness'. I'm sure I've heard it said about critics as well as supporters of the club. I haven't the first clue as to it's meaning and beg any British person who has an incling to clue me in.
I'd ask a supporter but I'm too much of a pussy.
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-29 18:06:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-28 05:44:46 CST (#)
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berty, i have a terrible confession!
i've always considered myself fairly conservative, sexually: one brief experimentation with homosexuality in my youth, a couple of threesomes, but otherwise pretty standard heterosexual stuff.
over the last few months, though, i've found myself increasingly attracted to the smell of urine. i have a little ensuite toilet in my bedroom. ostensibly to save water, i sometimes don't flush after a wee. the smell of urine wafts into my room. as i'm falling to sleep, i find that i rather like the smell. when walking the dog, i catch myself joining with her in appreciating the hints of dog urine that emmanate from certain areas.
anyway, this has been going on for some time. last week i found myself in a gay bar. the people i was with like going there for the dancing, and i've never had any problem with drinking in gay bars. the poofs don't seem to fancy me and it's usually a bit of a novelty.
this gay bar had a heavier vibe than any i'd ever been in before though. There was a very overt physial and sexual air about it - lots of leather and muscles and flesh, and apparently it actually had a 'backroom' like the gaybars i'd seen in movies and on tv.
after becoming very drunk, i plucked up my dutch courage and went to investigate. there really were men fucking and sucking each other shamelessly in a large room! i found this made me flush a bit, and feel hot and claustrophobic, but it didn't have any effect on my nob.
in the next room was a very large urinal. lying in the urinal was a naked old man. everone who used the urinal pissed on him, which he was obviously enjoying. i'd also seen this in films, but nothing prepared me for seeing (and smelling and hearing) it in reality.
the smell of all that urine was simply stunning!
i can't even remember getting my clothes off, but the next thing i knew i was wallowing in the urinal with the old fellow, competing with him to catch the lovely golden streams in my mouth, to feel them splatter all over my face, furiously wanking my now incredibly engorged nob.
i came almost immediately.
the other great thing, which dawned on my as i sprawled supine on the wet tiles, the back of my head almost floating in the overflowing stainless steel trough, my now limp dink rapidly shrinking into the shelter of its surrounding fatty padding and ginger pubes, my own cum mixing into odd little rivulets with the strangers' urine that splattered and flowed around the folds and creases of my flabby pink tummy, was that it was utterly humiliating! never before in my life had i sunk so low!
but now i feel a bit ashamed. """"
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Submitted by Charlilot (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:07:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:14:24 EST (#)
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Actually I've always been fascinated by menstruel fluid. I suppose it comes from when I was fucking an older woman. One time I was fisting her and she was on her period. As she lay half over the side of the bed panting in post climax exhaustion, I sat mesmerised by the blood gloving my hand. The way it felt on my skin and so on.
It's a pretty intense memory.
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:49:41 EST (#)
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chainsaw madness is basically a hynotic trance like state caused by rapidly moving blades, though some also blame the sound associated withthe blade as a trigger to this.
its also common to users of table saws, rip fances, band saws, and even deli meat slicers
... it basically like a moth to flame, causes some people to simply feel like they have to "touch the blade"
the best example of this i can think of is the "woodshop" episode of beavis and butthead where beavis cuts his finger off in shop class
...actually i just pulled that out of my ass... i really have no idea
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:22:32 EST (#)
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chainsaw madness is when you are sectioning some windfallen timber into manageable chunks, become drunk with the power of the machine, and begin to wildly slash at any available thing.
this is how my mother-in-law's adirondack chair met its doom.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:04:18 EST (#)
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you take too many drugs.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:47:25 GMT (#)
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It smells like memory, rough lovemaking in a pile of hay, curdled milk, and iron.
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smells of iron and copper
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:55:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:14:24 GMT (#)
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Actually I've always been fascinated by menstruel fluid. I suppose it comes from when I was fucking an older woman. One time I was fisting her and she was on her period. As she lay half over the side of the bed panting in post climax exhaustion, I sat mesmerised by the blood gloving my hand. The way it felt on my skin and so on.
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Dude...just...no...why!?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:00:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:14:17 EST (#)
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sorry Berty, but I'm ever so weak stomached these days
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:07:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:05:43 EST (#)
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I wretched twice whilst reading this. I'm going to go to the pub in a bit and try and forget the horror I found here
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:05:43 EST (#)
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I wretched twice whilst reading this. I'm going to go to the pub in a bit and try and forget the horror I found here
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:00:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 11:43:10 EST (#)
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I never did find out what it means Re: the albion.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-28 11:41:18 EST (#)
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You should really try some piss, berty.
I've heard the 1st in the morning is the healthiest.
Cheers! Back to the chainsaw adventures in my basement...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:19:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:12:04 EST (#)
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i've used chainsaws in the past.
you have not.
me > you
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That's certainly true as far as a set of scales are concerned.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:12:04 EST (#)
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i've used chainsaws in the past.
you have not.
me > you
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:47:25 EST (#)
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It smells like memory, rough lovemaking in a pile of hay, curdled milk, and iron.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:40:11 EST (#)
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I did but I can't remember what it smelt of, but I almost never remember smells. That's why I live in a home heated with electricity.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:34:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:14:24 GMT (#)
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Actually I've always been fascinated by menstruel fluid. I suppose it comes from when I was fucking an older woman. One time I was fisting her and she was on her period. As she lay half over the side of the bed panting in post climax exhaustion, I sat mesmerised by the blood gloving my hand. The way it felt on my skin and so on.
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Did you take a big, long sniff of your hand and really savor the magnificence?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:26:35 EST (#)
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menstrual f..isting?
*dies*
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:09:39 EST (#)
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boooo
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 08:25:41 EST (#)
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well...overrated at least
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 08:02:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:57:23 EST (#)
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mine last night was a mixture of The Stand, The Road and Milk Money with Robert Duvall's Apostle character thrown in.
Can you find meaning in that?
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Sleeping is terrible.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:57:23 EST (#)
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mine last night was a mixture of The Stand, The Road and Milk Money with Robert Duvall's Apostle character thrown in.
Can you find meaning in that?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:49:20 EST (#)
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Last night I had a nightmare about being abused by teenage yobs. I think it is directly related to an episode of Eastenders my so called mates subjected me to last night and my growing infirmity.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:45:41 EST (#)
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I don't know and I'm not British so I'm not even sure how I'm supposed to answer this post.
I will say that the rate at which I'm having dreams that include cheesy movie plots is increasing at an alarming pace.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:42:35 EST (#)
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*scratches back of head*
Lets not let the whole 'Berty is terrified of piss' thing eclipse the very meaningful question about Chainsaw Madness.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:38:05 EST (#)
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Now look what you've made me do. I was happy that the last thing was just a bit of a laugh but now you've got me thinking about it and saying things I don't really mean. The very idea just jangles me severely and it is a difficult thought to process.
You'll have to forgive me. Unlike many of you urine was never imbibed or played with during my younger days and what is everyday for most is unique to me.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:36:45 EST (#)
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I would not drink your piss, or anyone else's for that matter. THAT is disgusting.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:35:08 EST (#)
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THAT is why I could never deal with meeting you ever, Hurty. I know for a fact that your gun is always loaded and on the table.
I don't want to be covered with piss and I also know that were our places reversed that in the event of meeting you I could not help but piss in a glass and put it on the table just to fuck with your head.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:32:49 EST (#)
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Fair enough Hurty.
In all honesty I don't really know why it shocked me all that much. It did though. It's just...
I dunno. If I was out with a few mates and one of them took a glass into the loo, pissed in it, came back to the table with it and just started drinking it I'd freak out. Just imagining that happening freaked me out because I have no social reference for what to do in that situation. What if he wanted to throw it at me?
My God. It'd be like in Leon when Detective Stansted bursts into Tony's restruant and puts the gun on the table. It'd jack up the tension so much that I think all my nerves would snap.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:26:57 EST (#)
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Waiters spit in your food and spunk in your mayonaise, squirty. The guy who serves you at Subway squeezes his spot, scratches his balls and pokes his nose and doesn't wash his hands before preparing your 6" meatball sub. A little piss is the least of your worries.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:25:17 EST (#)
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No matter how many times you say 'restaurant', it's going to remain a pub.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:22:26 EST (#)
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Only because you did it in a restruant. Someone else is going to have to wash that glass up you realise. Someone is going to have to drink from it.
Although, in all fairness, it would have been a brilliant way of criticising the restruant.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:20:32 EST (#)
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hahaha nice one HBTS.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:19:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:14:24 GMT (#)
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Actually I've always been fascinated by menstruel fluid. I suppose it comes from when I was fucking an older woman. One time I was fisting her and she was on her period. As she lay half over the side of the bed panting in post climax exhaustion, I sat mesmerised by the blood gloving my hand. The way it felt on my skin and so on.
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And you consider me to be aberrant?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:16:30 EST (#)
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Both.
Berty, you sound like a murderer in the making.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:14:35 EST (#)
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spout or target Orph?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:14:24 EST (#)
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Actually I've always been fascinated by menstruel fluid. I suppose it comes from when I was fucking an older woman. One time I was fisting her and she was on her period. As she lay half over the side of the bed panting in post climax exhaustion, I sat mesmerised by the blood gloving my hand. The way it felt on my skin and so on.
It's a pretty intense memory.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:13:15 EST (#)
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I am having prawn coleslaw. I have been looking forward to this all morning.
I have started to make my own as we figured about 7 quid a week was being spent on prawn coleslaw.
Watersports should be tried by everyone at least once.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:11:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:08:43 EST (#)
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the other day the dog left menstrual droppings on my bedsheet
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jesus christ.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:11:28 EST (#)
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bearing bush PAP 2015 P10
D 23/ 20x 15 SINTERMET
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:10:07 EST (#)
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I had lunch at 10 am. then another lunch at 11. today is a boring day.
once saw a girl on a bdsm personal site with her hard limits as water skiing, surfing, sailing, etc AND watersports.
I wrote to thank her for the laugh and she had no idea what I was talking about...she was just immensely scared of water and ignorant of certain terms.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:08:43 EST (#)
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fictitoius!!! how dare you! here's proof from months ago: http://www.ubersite.com/m/109116
in reality, i also tend to be quite squeemish. cleaning up dog shit from the house can almost make me spew. the other day the dog left menstrual droppings on my bedsheet, which i found extremely disturbing at first. but after a while i calmed down, by telling myself that it was just a certain combination of natural chemicals etc, that weren't toxic or harmful in any way, and that the whole revulsion business was purely psychological.
i suppose doctors, nurses and whores etc have to steel themselves in that way
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:06:44 EST (#)
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Well you chose a good post anyway. Oohh midday, lunchtime!!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:06:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:02:57 EST (#)
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I though DCWoody had left?
I love watersports. I am paricularly fond of water skiing.
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Pheely. As you are dating a younger man we can only assume that you are in control of the relationship. Tonight when you go home I want you to hold your other half's tool when he goes for a wizz, then report on your experience.
Did he like it? Did you enjoy it? Did he feel humiliated or empowered by the experience? These are the sorts of things we have to know!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:05:25 EST (#)
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I left, but here I am bored as hell with internet access so I'm back for the moment.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:03:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:00:49 EST (#)
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Wouldn't you have to go back in time for that?
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Nope. I'm a lot younger than I've been letting on. I was born in 1989 and have a perfect memory.
Life is much more upsetting when you can remember passing through your mothers labia.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:02:57 EST (#)
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I though DCWoody had left?
I love watersports. I am paricularly fond of water skiing.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2008-01-28 07:00:49 EST (#)
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Wouldn't you have to go back in time for that?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:59:43 EST (#)
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That only makes it better Woody. Keep this up and you'll be my new childhood hero.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:58:57 EST (#)
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Scat is highly unhygienic, but participating in watersports can be exceptionaly liberating.
I'm told.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:56:16 EST (#)
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Whilst the story is obviously fictitious, the whole area of the golden shower and scatology have been areas I've not considered in any depth.
I'll admit: I don't like urine and shit. I don't freak out about the stuff, I can use a toilet that has been used before for instance.
Perhaps it is time to take an intellectual journey down the brown rabbit hole.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:48:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:42:58 EST (#)
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I assume it would mean 'anger in relation to The Albion', if what I wrote were true.
Which it isn't.
Well it might be, but it'd be hell of a coincidence.
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Ha ha.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:44:46 EST (#)
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berty, i have a terrible confession!
i've always considered myself fairly conservative, sexually: one brief experimentation with homosexuality in my youth, a couple of threesomes, but otherwise pretty standard heterosexual stuff.
over the last few months, though, i've found myself increasingly attracted to the smell of urine. i have a little ensuite toilet in my bedroom. ostensibly to save water, i sometimes don't flush after a wee. the smell of urine wafts into my room. as i'm falling to sleep, i find that i rather like the smell. when walking the dog, i catch myself joining with her in appreciating the hints of dog urine that emmanate from certain areas.
anyway, this has been going on for some time. last week i found myself in a gay bar. the people i was with like going there for the dancing, and i've never had any problem with drinking in gay bars. the poofs don't seem to fancy me and it's usually a bit of a novelty.
this gay bar had a heavier vibe than any i'd ever been in before though. There was a very overt physial and sexual air about it - lots of leather and muscles and flesh, and apparently it actually had a 'backroom' like the gaybars i'd seen in movies and on tv.
after becoming very drunk, i plucked up my dutch courage and went to investigate. there really were men fucking and sucking each other shamelessly in a large room! i found this made me flush a bit, and feel hot and claustrophobic, but it didn't have any effect on my nob.
in the next room was a very large urinal. lying in the urinal was a naked old man. everone who used the urinal pissed on him, which he was obviously enjoying. i'd also seen this in films, but nothing prepared me for seeing (and smelling and hearing) it in reality.
the smell of all that urine was simply stunning!
i can't even remember getting my clothes off, but the next thing i knew i was wallowing in the urinal with the old fellow, competing with him to catch the lovely golden streams in my mouth, to feel them splatter all over my face, furiously wanking my now incredibly engorged nob.
i came almost immediately.
the other great thing, which dawned on my as i sprawled supine on the wet tiles, the back of my head almost floating in the overflowing stainless steel trough, my now limp dink rapidly shrinking into the shelter of its surrounding fatty padding and ginger pubes, my own cum mixing into odd little rivulets with the strangers' urine that splattered and flowed around the folds and creases of my flabby pink tummy, was that it was utterly humiliating! never before in my life had i sunk so low!
but now i feel a bit ashamed.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:42:58 EST (#)
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I assume it would mean 'anger in relation to The Albion', if what I wrote were true.
Which it isn't.
Well it might be, but it'd be hell of a coincidence.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:41:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:38:53 EST (#)
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Don Howe, ex baggies player, became their manager and took them on a miserable slide down to division 2. He was (in)famously involved in a slagging match with a photographer from the local press, while he was holding a chainsaw that he'd been using on a large conifer in his front garden. It was implied by the paper that he had threatened the photographer with the chainsaw, and the photo of him screaming while holding a chainsaw was printed in all the locals and fanzines.
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DCWoody, you once again prove your excellence in all things. To think it had nothing to do with Suggs at all! Or perhaps Suggs named all his stuff because of all this...
Well anyway. Now that we know the origin of the term is there anyway to find out what the term actually means?
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:40:41 EST (#)
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i had it worse. i was an impresionable teen in the 80's.
until grunge came out and the whole seattle thang in 1988, i was quite lost.
at least i had my sisters punk rawk collection to put a little rock and roll in my life.
grrls also cut off their hair. christ did i ever hate that.
and all the garish bright colors and rick astley, spandau ballet.... fuck, the horror!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:38:53 EST (#)
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Don Howe, ex baggies player, became their manager and took them on a miserable slide down to division 2. He was (in)famously involved in a slagging match with a photographer from the local press, while he was holding a chainsaw that he'd been using on a large conifer in his front garden. It was implied by the paper that he had threatened the photographer with the chainsaw, and the photo of him screaming while holding a chainsaw was printed in all the locals and fanzines.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:38:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:37:26 EST (#)
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my other half is 24.
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Knowledge.
*complicated hand gesture*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:37:26 EST (#)
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my other half is 24.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:36:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:31:46 EST (#)
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au contraire my gapped tooth friend...
the seventies had sideburns, bellbottom pants, unshaved beaver and big ass grrls
large gas guzzling cars and the emergence of the "me" generation.
TV was rife with the newfangled sitcom - three's company; and the dukes of hazzard wwere gaining a foothold on american youth across the land.
so i beg to differ, the 80's were monumentaly worse than anything the seveties had.
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I'll agree, but only because I wasn't alive during the 70's and unable to dispute you.
God I hated the 80's. Everything looked so very, very shit.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:34:32 EST (#)
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Madness... 70's music... Baggies...
The band Madness released an album called Chainsaws which may (or may not, it may have been a different album) featured a song which had the lyric: "baggie trousers". SO now we have a link, but what the fuck does it mean? Was Suggs a supporter of the albion? Is 'chainsaw madness' a good thing or a terrible & incomprehensible curse?
Pheely, you're as old as the man you feel which puts you well into your 60's. :p
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:31:46 EST (#)
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au contraire my gapped tooth friend...
the seventies had sideburns, bellbottom pants, unshaved beaver and big ass grrls
large gas guzzling cars and the emergence of the "me" generation.
TV was rife with the newfangled sitcom - three's company; and the dukes of hazzard wwere gaining a foothold on american youth across the land.
so i beg to differ, the 80's were monumentaly worse than anything the seveties had.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:29:36 EST (#)
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:)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:29:11 EST (#)
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People who you have heard using the expression are in their 40's - and you thought I could help? Lordy, as if your views on immigration haven't riled me enough this morning!
I am only 30!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:28:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:18:00 EST (#)
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Cool Dawg. Baggies. Must be Birmingham thing...
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thang.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:23:47 EST (#)
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Right then, we're getting somewhere. Many of the people I've heard use the expression are themselves in their 40's, which means the saying originated in the 1970's. It probably came from the music scene because everything else in the '70's was shit.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:19:53 EST (#)
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strange
i have been accused of chainsaw madness and that from a british dood of about 45 years of age.
he was a drummer in a band i played with and he always accused me of playing too many notes during solos - that i should cut down on the "chainsaw madness" a little.
doesnt help, duzzit?
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:18:00 EST (#)
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Cool Dawg. Baggies. Must be Birmingham thing...
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:15:49 EST (#)
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This isn't a phrase I use often but here goes.....
I don't know.
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I could make something up if you like?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:13:14 EST (#)
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I apologise Dog (actually I shall call you Dawg and throw a complicated hand gesture as I do so). I was actually able to find plenty of stuff online about actual chainsaw madness/enthusiasm but nothing specific to the baggies.
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:10:47 EST (#)
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I was Old Trafford yesterday, I never heard such a term. I will ask around for you, Squirty. Pheely.
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:10:08 EST (#)
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Fine, I don't need stroking. Who gives a fuck about chainsaw madness anyway. If you can't Google it successfully then it's not real; go on about life.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 06:04:39 EST (#)
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I was really hoping you'd be one who could help, Pheely, what with your living in the Midlands.
And everything.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-28 05:55:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-01-28 05:55:18 EST (#)
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I'm pretty sure that my chainsaw is mad (crazy? angry?), as when I push it too hard into the cut the fucking chain jumps off the bar and tries to take my hand off. Nice little guard on it though. I didn't know there was a club for people like me though, thanks for the post. If it is actual people (chainsaw operators) that suffer from chainsaw madness, then I still qualify because I am always pissed at my chainsaw for doing that shit. Anyway, glad I could help.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-28 05:49:22 EST (#)
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Before anybody asks I've searched the web already and yes, I am aware most of you people are foreigners and are just as ignorant of 'chainsaw madness' as I am. Hopefully we'll all learn something or at least be able to speculate wildy.