You Are In Serious Danger: Must Warp to Bonus Level (845 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2008-01-28 08:08:07 EST
Its 1986 I'm in the 1st grade,
I'm workin' really hard to get Mario laid.
I got to save the princess so he could get the pussy,
believe me Mario will get that ass, so fuck Luigi.
Mario really wants to get her in bed,
so bad that he's bustin' up bricks with his head.
He just wants sex,so forget the wedding bells,
jumping on mushrooms,led,and turtle shells.
Droppin' down green pipes and secret passageways,
Makin' his move to the end,
where the final castle lays.
Eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher,
eat a white flower and spit balls of fire.
All these creatures that attack,won't cut mario some slack.
Oh shit hold on I'll be right back...
I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer,
it's gotta be hard to get laid if your a plumber.
That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man,
and get him to the end so he can stop usin' his hand.
Mario doesn't want to get hit, he'll shrink,
the princess won't fuck a little kid, I think.
So stay calm and attend to your own,
and eventually the princess will attend to your bone.
(Chorus)
Save the princess quick,
because she wants a dick,
and if you let her free,
you get the pussy.2x
Bowser's tryin' to get head from the princess,
but if it was up to me that shit'll stop this instance.
cloud people throwin' little spiked animals,
green plants with teeth and attack like cannibals.
I heard nobody yet run in the princess oven ,
and Mario always says, virgins' i love 'em.
I hate the cooper troopers so Im gonna run up,
and jump on 1 of their shells till I get a 1UP.
I'm gonna keep playin' and I'm never gonna quit,
cuz some kid told me you could see the princess tits.
I wanna beat it before any of my friends do,
so I could say I put pussy on Mario's menu.
At the end of each level I jump and get the flag,
and say to myself another castle in the bag.
I hope Bowser's ready cuz he's in for a ride,
and Mario's serious when it comes to homicide.
The princess is a freak even though she has class,
Mario will take a plunger and stick it in her ass.
I hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly,
and I hate the platforms that fall out from below me.
Its all worth while,just to see Mario smile
standing butt naked profile,
It was my crusade to get Mario laid.
Super Mario Brother's best game ever made.
(Chorus)
-MC Chris, Super Mario Bros.-
User Reviews
Submitted by mordor666 (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:30:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for .gif and .gif alone.
Submitted by BlazinBull (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty cool.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-29 18:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:44:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:14:47 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
The gif was a pretty good find.
This website is pretty funny in that people will go crazy and rave about PLAYGERIZM(SP?!?) on a post where someone pastes content they didn't make and then someone else will do it the next day and they'll be like, "HAHA, cool!!!"
You people need to make up your mind.
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That seems to depend on the poster, and oddly enough, the first five ratings or so.
People are impressionable by nature, I suppose.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you got a point for the awesome gif and song...
but lost it for having nothing original brought to the table
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the abundance of gay in the post did not allow me to read it. Next time please lower the gayness factor in your posts if you expect non gays to be able to read it.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-28 17:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:32:17 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
i used to know every word to this song.
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I still do.
I need to grow up, but I refuse to do so until they start selling those little yo-yos with soda brands on the side again.
I may be waiting some time.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i wish someone would erect a pyramid for me.
haha, i said 'erect'
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The problem with modern society is that dumbfucks like you are allowed to have computers instead of being beaten and forced to build pyramids for the rest of us.
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That is fucking awesome.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:28:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But what the hell do I know, I'm just thinking out loud.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
True. But Ubersite is kind of a good representation of why world peace is impossible. In any sort of community, people are always looking for an enemy. It's almost like society can't live without them. Maybe it comes from an insatiable need to pass blame.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:20:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FTW, I gave the lyrics their proper credit at the bottom. I didn't provide a link but it's an actual song so anyone can search for that.
I get your drift though. Let's face it though... Hating on me is almost as popular as hating on bubba2341 as of recent.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The gif was a pretty good find.
This website is pretty funny in that people will go crazy and rave about PLAYGERIZM(SP?!?) on a post where someone pastes content they didn't make and then someone else will do it the next day and they'll be like, "HAHA, cool!!!"
You people need to make up your mind.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wompom....look up the music for it on youtube or something. It does go together quite well and even more astonishing is that the chorus is from the Speak and Spell toy for kids from the 80's.
Mario Brothers by MC Chris.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for the content
+1 for the pic
But that whole thing had no rhythm at all.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:08:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The problem with modern society is that dumbfucks like you are allowed to have computers instead of being beaten and forced to build pyramids for the rest of us.
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hahahahahahahahahahh
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The problem with modern society is that dumbfucks like you are allowed to have computers instead of being beaten and forced to build pyramids for the rest of us.
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This made me giggle.
+2 Gif
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't make any of my gifs....I found this really cool depot of gifs that constantly gets updated.
Jammer. I would have given you 5 +2's if you had lied... Damn cool gif,btw!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The problem with modern society is that dumbfucks like you are allowed to have computers instead of being beaten and forced to build pyramids for the rest of us.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't make any of my gifs....I found this really cool depot of gifs that constantly gets updated.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-28 13:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you make that gif ?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you're getting better at not sucking so much lately.
i'm currently enjoying the Snobot remix of Fett's Vette.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-01-28 12:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh heh
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-28 10:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
uninstall
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Electro would be all over this, if he were still around.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why does this have a minus rating? The picture alone is hilarious.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Dream (user info) at 2008-01-28 09:02:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
'Eh
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 08:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ALRIGHTY!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-28 08:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-28 08:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, seriously...hurry the fuck up and warp.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-28 08:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-28 08:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i used to know every word to this song.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-01-28 08:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-28 08:29:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've heard that song before.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-28 08:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'M SORRY MARIO, BUT YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 08:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-28 08:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 filename
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-28 08:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 lyrics