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You will be missed (540 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: -0.4 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Oscar Z Acosta (View user info) at 2008-01-28 13:59:42 EST




My thoughts are skipping with you through bluebell woods.
Transfixed as we feed the ducks, anxious to reach all beaks.
Browsing round gift shops, always buying for others.
Finding the window seat free in our favourite tea rooms.
Drinking in the scent of the roses; running our fingers through lavender.
Watching tall cottage flowers dance in the breeze.
Finding a shady spot under the trees.
Delighting at the crunch of Autumn leaves.
Going for drives, feeling alive on heather torn moors.
Calling at a pub for lunch.
Drinking wine by the glass - or two.
Shopping in town.
Sitting down
to a home cooked meal
lovingly prepared by you.
Relaxing by the fire.
Watching Soaps.
Gossiping.


Giggling.



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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-30 01:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-29 18:03:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-29 18:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 19:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shitting.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-28 18:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Aww.

Submitted by AngryforaLiving (user info) at 2008-01-28 18:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bah

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

poetry. ugh.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 Poetry. Terrible poetry at that.

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Poetry.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
Nothing special about me Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And my sexual performances are average

I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save this shit is off the hook

And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
and I get scared when I go see the dentist

I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an "According to Jim" personality
I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD

if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough

Steve: "You want some of this bitch?"

If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up

Jon: "I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it's just not the same... you know it... it gets... It gets pretty sore"

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I like the show "Greys Anatomy" Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
and I am pretty good at making paper planes

Steve: "I could do this all day... I could do this all day... I could do this all day..."
High as F#%k - Back to Top

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

pure shit


but


my heads been kinda cludy lately

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

sometimes i want to take pictures like that and make one of those motivation posters that says

NATURE
sometimes it fucking rocks!


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Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots.

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