Like Stone (518 hits)
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Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-01-28 14:24:00 EST
I am like stone.
Hard and unyielding.
I entered the ring.
My opponent was like straw.
Smashed before my heavy hands and ground beneath my heavy feet.
Stone is stronger than Straw.
I am like stone.
Cold and patient.
I entered the ring.
My opponent was like Wood.
Splintered before my granite fists and trodden beneath my granite feet.
Stone is stronger than Wood.
I am like stone.
Old and weathered.
I entered the ring.
My opponent was like Steel.
Shattered my stone fists and crumbled my stone feet.
Steel is stronger than Stone.
I am broken.
Must find the Fire.
Reshaped Reformed Reborn.
I am like Stone.
User Reviews
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-29 18:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-29 18:02:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-29 13:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-29 09:04:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-29 06:13:51 EST (#)
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no scissors or paper in sight, eh?
chickenshit!
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-29 04:25:24 EST (#)
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Name drop.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:11:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:59:09 EST (#)
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can you still get an ounce for around $450?
what's the going rate these days?
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I just spit out my apple, and only partly because it tastes like shit. I, not "I" I, but "through a friend I," can get Canadian shit for about $150.
Also:
Stone is in fact stronger than both straw and wood, and not as strong as steel. It can also be broken down and reformed by heat and pressure. This guy knows his shit and we would all do well to pay attention to him.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:28:01 EST (#)
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Less prose, so we can maybe understand it a bit better.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:28:18 EST (#)
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Matter of fact: burning one down before class right now.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-28 16:09:36 EST (#)
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well goddamnit, i'm in Illinois.
this sucks...the people in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Vancouver, and N. Carolina can hook me up.
THAT'S REALLY WORTHFUCKINGWHILE!
rawr
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:53:34 EST (#)
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if you were in NC I could hook ya up with the right peoples.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:53:20 EST (#)
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if you were in
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:21:40 EST (#)
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i know there is a range, shnookums...
i would generally pay $450 - 500 for an ounce of nice green crystally redheaded, dandelions.
then there was the $20 a gram dandelions, which, while delicious, seemed to be a little bit of overkill for your everyday needs.
i was asking more towards that first thing i described.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:11:40 EST (#)
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wow compared to bickerstaff...
he'd kick my ass.
This wasn't about fighting in the literal sense though.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:07:02 EST (#)
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I get my dandelion at friend prices, and while the strain of dandelion changes from time to time, they are always bright green with some nice red strands and often of the crystally-sparkly variety.
On an entirely dandelion-unrelated note, the average 8th-4th row concert ticket runs about $60-$100, I usually buy mine at somewhere around $45-$80.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 15:00:45 EST (#)
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scourge dear there is a range...anywhere from 140 for Mexican Sweaty Ball to 600 for the 'Humin-a Humin-a What's Ma name?'
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:59:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:57:03 EST (#)
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By weed, I assume you mean dandelion for salads, of course.
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We need to make contact
in a totally mutually beneficial, platonic fashion
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:59:09 EST (#)
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can you still get an ounce for around $450?
what's the going rate these days?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:57:55 EST (#)
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i use Biz E B, you know from Bone-Thugs-In Harmony....he's listed right in the True Gangsta Pages under 'S' for Shizznit
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:57:52 EST (#)
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You come to my city - the answer is yes.
ROAD TRIP.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:57:03 EST (#)
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By weed, I assume you mean dandelion for salads, of course.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:56:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:48:51 EST (#)
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rob, can you get me some good weed?
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I can.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:55:42 EST (#)
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yeah, flowers.
for my wife.
so anyway, rob and muddy... now that i'm old and have a lot more disposable income earned from my NON-cop job, do either of you wanna hook a brother up with a...flower...connection?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:53:10 EST (#)
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er....florists, i'm talking about flower dealers
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:51:45 EST (#)
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dealers aren't dealers anymore.
used to be they'd deliver, when they said they would, hang out and puff a little and then move on
now they don't call back or don't come when they say they will
fuck...and i've go more money to spend now than i did then
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:50:04 EST (#)
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ARE YOU A COP?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:49:54 EST (#)
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hahahaha....doesn't it suck getting old and losing all the 'hook ups'?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:48:51 EST (#)
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rob, can you get me some good weed?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:47:32 EST (#)
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This was good.
I think it would be better if I was STONED.
AHAHAHHAAA
AH...
um.
bloop.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:45:37 EST (#)
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thanks muddy.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:39:27 EST (#)
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i think its cool that scourge can share his man feelings
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:39:03 EST (#)
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This is like Bickerstaff. Except shittier. And with more ADD.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:38:16 EST (#)
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i think of you as kind of an american version of our long lost davros. i liked that guy. he was in my top four british people list.
that had nothing to do with the post at hand (which i enjoyed in its simplicity) but i thought it a while back. then the thought was reinforced by some camwhore you posted which you revelaed you to be kind of a scrawny, tall foreheaded fella. i didn't say anything then either.
this post was sort of a 'hey, i can tell this guy he reminds me of dave now' kind of post.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:27:50 EST (#)
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+2 Poetry.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-28 14:27:27 EST (#)
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what will be the meaning of your existence if this cycle continues?