4 out of 5 Uberers agree... +camwhore and a contest (1881 hits)
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Submitted by The Redundancy Dept. of Redundancy (View user info) at 2008-01-28 20:28:38 EST
... that I kill bandwagons like empire-waist shirts kill boners.
Contest:
What's the grossest word in the English language that has no known disgusting connotation?
Membrane. Go.
PS: I exist.
User Reviews
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-01 23:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being fine as hell.
Roseanne (from show Roseanne)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-31 08:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
the word combination I have seen garner a repulsed response from the most number of people at once was "felching moist foodstuffs"
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-31 01:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh and 'custard' always grossed me out personally
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-31 00:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey. Dork.
hy·men (pronounced: hi-men)
n.
A membranous fold of tissue that partly or completely occludes the external vaginal orifice.
A *membranous*.
mem·bra·nous (pronounced: mem-bray-nos)
adj.
1. Relating to, made of, or similar to a membrane.
good one four eyes.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-31 00:15:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Papule is pretty disgusting. Reminds me of something that's so pus-filled it quivers and it's about to burst. Since it's often related to teh herp or something sicker, it's already pretty well known as gross.
KUMQUAT, however, is a small piece of fruit with skin like an orange. EUUUGGGHHH. I have to go sterilize my vocal cords now.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-01-31 00:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-30 23:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Smegma=no known disgusting connotation? EWWW
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Wait, there are rules now? Well, that changes everything!
Plus 1 for you Saccy, for actually knowing what that is!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-30 23:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Smegma=no known disgusting connotation? EWWW
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-01-30 23:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Smegma! Did anyone else say smegma yet?
Do I win?
High score? What's that mean?
Did I break it?
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-30 13:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy - Do I win?
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2008-01-30 13:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
chitin
+2 I like your glasses
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-01-30 13:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 camwhore!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Glasses, argyle, chin...aw, who am I kidding--were I single, I (like every non-gay male on uber) would be begging for sex from you.
so is the ranking based on the pic or the post? Worth reading, in any case.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you look just fine.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-01-30 08:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This has probably been said, but I just think your user name is pretty freakin' cool...
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-01-30 07:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He-man called, he wants back his jaw line.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-01-30 02:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought Dikembe Mutombo was black
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-01-30 00:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
since i study biology, I enjoy the word membrane.
I'd go with bulbous too.
and you're pretty cute.
but no positives for the hitwhoring.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-30 00:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ganglion
spore
puissant
gargle
crumpet
marmite
burst
filigree
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-30 00:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FYI: ask someone on the street what mung is. half will say they don't know. the other half will say what you and i both know. unless you meet a farmer, nobody will give the definition you just did. no known disgusting connotations MY ASS
i didn't know that about truncheon though. fuck.
"epiglottis"
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-30 00:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-29 23:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Come up with something better than "mung" and a winnar will be you. If not, Pandora stays in the lead."
i can't believe you're allowing cheating AT YOUR OWN TEST. but i suppose my incredulousness is misplaced, seeing as you cheat with your own wrist
if you want just gross, which seems to be the case, mung probably can't be beat.
if you want something that SEEMS gross but actually isn't -which is, and i stress this yet again but i suspect to no avail, EXACTLY WHAT YOU ASKED FOR- mung is disqualified. i propose 'truncheon'
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Truncheon is pretty good, but it's well known British slang for penis.
FYI:
mung
noun
erect bushy annual widely cultivated in warm regions of India and Indonesia and United States for forage and especially its edible seeds; chief source of bean sprouts used in Chinese cookery; sometimes placed in genus Phaseolus
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-29 23:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Come up with something better than "mung" and a winnar will be you. If not, Pandora stays in the lead."
i can't believe you're allowing cheating AT YOUR OWN TEST. but i suppose my incredulousness is misplaced, seeing as you cheat with your own wrist
if you want just gross, which seems to be the case, mung probably can't be beat.
if you want something that SEEMS gross but actually isn't -which is, and i stress this yet again but i suspect to no avail, EXACTLY WHAT YOU ASKED FOR- mung is disqualified. i propose 'truncheon'
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2008-01-29 23:19:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice glasses. Why not suck my dick?
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:53:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know 'your'
let it be
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
evidently you don't understand the criteria of your own proposal
>:(
not to mention the fact that thing is, in fact, a giant fuckass dildo
you might need new glasses.
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Come up with something better than "mung" and a winnar will be you. If not, Pandora stays in the lead.
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A:the suggesting of a meaning by a word apart from the thing it explicitly names or describes
B: something suggested by a word or thing
While you remain cute...I disqualify you from you're own post -
membranes make me think of hymen(s)
A: the suggesting or parting of a 'thing' from the word it implicitly (sp) names or longs for
B: something I haven't taken since I was 17
C: the thing a woman of meager means can, at great cost, re-construct to attract a man of means and great wealth
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i love you
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:24:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
evidently you don't understand the criteria of your own proposal
>:(
not to mention the fact that thing is, in fact, a giant fuckass dildo
you might need new glasses.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think "mung" and "papule" are up there for sure. Anyone have any other good ones?
Note: That huge pink dildo is in fact my lava lamp of awesomeness.
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-29 21:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're welcome, you redundant cutie you.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-29 17:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-01-29 17:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are cordially invited to get your baps out for EI.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-01-29 16:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet gentle Jesus
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Coccyx
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:21:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pamplemousse
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-29 13:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
My friend hated the word "tender". In any form. Legal "tender", chicken "tender", "tender" kiss. Also, did you say "You're just jellis"? -1 for that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-29 13:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I always thought you were a dude...and this picture isn't doing too much to dissuade me of this.
You look like how I imagine rob-berg looks like, only you're thinner than he is.
With that said, I'm sure I'd still spooge your glasses for you.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-29 13:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-29 11:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd stick it in and flex it alittle bit.
Papule.
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Would you 'Get Awesome' ?
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-29 11:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd stick it in and flex it alittle bit.
Papule.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-29 11:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Humidity is a wet matter.
But who cares ? I like your glasses....
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2008-01-29 10:44:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
splurge
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-29 10:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
chrism
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-29 10:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
but membrane does have several disgusting connotations, especially when the word "mucus" is in front of it. moist is the same way. doppelganger, however doesn't have any disgusting connotations yet sounds like it could.
that's just how I feel.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-29 10:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And to think, I didn't even read your filename until I left my review.
Our similar thinking has me all moist now.
Ugh.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-29 09:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Epiglottis" or "moist."
+2 JOMG camwhore
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-29 09:54:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd bang you just cuz u have glasses
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-29 09:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd so fuck you with that pink tipped object in the back.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-29 09:48:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried to think of a good one but failed miserably.
+2 for file name.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-29 09:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-28 23:07:52 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE falafel.
HAHA +2 hummulingus
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What, no +2 falafellatio?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-29 09:20:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-29 09:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
UR
see
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-29 09:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you ever watch any of Showtime's 'Dead Like Me' series? The basic storyline was about an 18 year old girl who was killed and had to become a grim reaper. In the pilot episode, she introduced her mother who happened to think the word 'moist' was pornographic. Naturally, she looked for ways to use it in front of her mother. "These are delicious. And moist."
I like your paper star. I bought a dozen different paper stars for the daughter of some friends of mine. She was bummed out about something or another and her birthday was coming up. Her parents and I decided to redo her room for her as a surprise. We went with a bohemian theme. At the last minute I came upon a shop that sold those paper stars. We hung them from her ceiling at various lengths. Her room looked really cool when we were done.
My choice is 'turgid.' It makes me think of raw sewage.
And you're very pretty.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-29 08:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
actually along the lines of what Jeanneee said...the letter combination of 'ur' invokes nasty feelings for me
turf
gurgle
urge
spurge
murk
spurt
curt
spurn
purge
dirge ( which is of course 'ir' but sounds the same)
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-29 08:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sarsaparilla
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-29 08:34:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plate. Replenish. Deplete. Any word with the -pl- combination, really. It bugs me.
I also hate the word "language." It's a very ugly word.
I love your glasses.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-29 08:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Half Pentameter, half Coley?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-01-29 07:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you were a dude, but it turns out you are a very pretty girl.
Nice glasses.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-29 07:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nice bone structure
carry on
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2008-01-29 07:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like those glasses on you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-29 06:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have never liked the word 'bottom'. I've also never liked 'mysogony' but I keep coming back here anyway.
You're a lovely lady but much too clean for the likes of me.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2008-01-29 06:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-29 00:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Although I still wanna know the deal with that pink tipped humongous dildo next to your monitor in the back ground.
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I second that mild curiosity. Actually, it may be more than mild.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-29 06:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Vestibule.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-29 05:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are very pretty. You have a kind, open face.:)
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-01-29 03:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Your mouth screams, "I give good head". +1 for that.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-01-29 03:23:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
priest.
although i suppose that has some sort of underlying sub-concious meaning in my case, but that wasn't stated in the rules, so there.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-29 03:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-29 01:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not certain how to say this, but you look very maternal/strong to me.
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That's a compliment, by the way.
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a pokemon doll looks maternal and strong to nosferatu...
so really the compliment is empty
Submitted by pigeonbrain (user info) at 2008-01-29 02:52:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty. And smegma. I enjoy short sentences.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-29 02:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
apollojizz
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-29 02:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i retract my earlier +1
you look like a girl i used ta bang
sorry to hold it against you that she was a bitch
and come on this post was garbage
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-29 01:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not certain how to say this, but you look very maternal/strong to me.
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That's a compliment, by the way.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-01-29 01:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ouch.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-29 00:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dude
never question a girl with a vibrator that huge
you will only rue your curiosity
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-29 00:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Although I still wanna know the deal with that pink tipped humongous dildo next to your monitor in the back ground.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-29 00:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE falafel.
HAHA +2 hummulingus
Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2008-01-29 00:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You are good looking, and the word is penalize, when pronounced with the long e. Like if I were to Peeeenalize you, it would be very dirty.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-29 00:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bill O'Reilly's alleged falafel fetish now has a name
Posted by Xeni Jardin, October 14, 2004 2:01 PM | permalink
Link to http://www.falaphilia.com.
fa·la·phil·i·a (n.)
1. Obsessive fascination with ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls and fried.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with garbanzo beans, coriander, and cumin.
3. An abnormal fondness for being in the presence of middle eastern foods. Also called taboulehmania, hummulingus.
4. Sexual contact with or erotic desire for a falafel.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-29 00:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops. I meant 'loofah,' like Bill O'Reilly.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-29 00:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
falafel
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-28 23:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she said no known disgusting connotation. i can't think of a connotation to "mung" that ISN'T disgusting. and for once i find myself unable to blame this phenomenon on my own filthy mind
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-01-28 23:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What's the grossest word in the English language that has no known disgusting connotation?
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Flabbergasted
Grout
Dangling Participle (okay, that's two words)
Mung
Phlegmatic
Scrumptious
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-28 23:35:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i just need a quick HJ. how much is that going to cost me?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-01-28 23:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You posted your picture but neglected to post how much you charge? Do I pay by the hour or by the encounter? How much cheaper is a BJ than the works?
Get back to me.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-28 23:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method is right about me being right.
And he's also right about your beauty.
I'm sorry for my sexually provocative review below.
Please accept my apologizz
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Frankly, I'm upset you didn't take the opportunity to completely negate your apology for being lewd by spelling it "apolojizz"
Uh, that's exactly what I did, I just mixed my apology with my jizz.
Those glasses aren't as smart as you look.
And yes, the above sentence is not a mistake.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:59:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method is right about me being right.
And he's also right about your beauty.
I'm sorry for my sexually provocative review below.
Please accept my apologizz
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Frankly, I'm upset you didn't take the opportunity to completely negate your apology for being lewd by spelling it "apolojizz"
In the hopes that I can stop Method from repeatedly scrubbing his skin and crying in the shower, I'll change my name to "Department of Redundancy Department".
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method is right about me being right.
And he's also right about your beauty.
I'm sorry for my sexually provocative review below.
Please accept my apologizz.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you look boney.
'moist'
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a very beautiful girl.
Hot Willie is right, by the way, it's the Department of Redundancy Department, and your refusal to correct this is wreaking havoc with my OCD
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:42:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's not a starfish...it is one of her pokemons
sphincter (embarrassing yet powerful)"
i can't imagine why but that was the funniest thing i've seen all night
and you do look slightly better than most starfish owners
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Goddamnit. It's "Department of Redundancy Dept."
Do it right if you're gonna do it right.
Your face would look lovely framed by your ankles.
Or my thighs.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's not a starfish...it is one of her pokemons
sphincter (embarrassing yet powerful)
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you were a dude! But instead you're a cute chick with glasses! What's this?! I love girls with glasses!
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
on a completely unrelated note...
you look like this hot chick i know... wanna do me?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:09:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, I really like your face. You look like my best friend's sister. (<--Why do people say that, anyway, it's not like you care that you look like my best friend's sister.)
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i use the "look like one of my sisters, ex's, cousins etc." when the girl is not attractive to me to prevent any further flirting in a "we could never be together because of this" kind of way.....
in this case however it must be the opposite scenerio and its a "you look like this cute chick i want to hump retarded and since you look like her i have twice the chance" kinda thing
unfortunately twice the chance of zero is still zero
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So I guess you pull off a great Sally Jesse Raphael with the glasses and you ARE indeed hot, but I'm sorry -
Membrane is a kick ass word and in fact I think I'm going to go find myself a nice, willing young female from whom to steal one. Perhaps the one that ensconces her MIND...I shall rip it from her skull through her nasal cavity and wrap it around my bulging, vascular cock (that I just ran a cheese grater across for good measure) and I shall mindfuck her cerebral membrane until my milky spooge is injected so deep inside that naive little tramp's thought organ that I am approached by Guiness World Records for being the baddest fucking ass ever to walk the earth.
And then it's twinkies and lighter fluid all around. On me.
You got the next one.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:01:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pretty girl. That means a 50/50 split among the guys. Half will say they want to fuck you, half will say they hate you. The ones who want to fuck you hate you too, but they won't admit it.
'Glottis.'
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey dont take this the wrong way, but the first thing i thought when i looked at this picture was that youve probably taken a cum shot in the left eye.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're a girl?
i hope i've been giving you +2s or else i may NEVER get to have sex with you.
auto +2 you don't have a penis
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:39:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate the word yogurt.
I went.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:13:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, I really like your face. You look like my best friend's sister. (<--Why do people say that, anyway, it's not like you care that you look like my best friend's sister.)
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Because when most people say that, they really want to fill a void that might otherwise be surmised to mean "I want to cut it off and wear it around my house"
-Metro Transit Social Interaction Hypothesis
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is that dude?
A white Urkel?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:06:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, I really like your face. You look like my best friend's sister. (<--Why do people say that, anyway, it's not like you care that you look like my best friend's sister.)
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Redundancy is right.
I'd like to file a g-7 form to request a redundancy transfer from the redundancy deposits to this post please.
Submitted by Green_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this chick has manly cheekbones and a huge adams appel
i think she's a dudew
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:50:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and also if that photo is of you, I think you're pretty.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:48:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 filename, because 'moist' immediately came to mind.
puce
pulchritude
bulbous
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i'd of -2 this but
ima sucka for glasses
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like someone, but I forgot who.
And you have a really scary looking vibrator on your desk.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:37:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Congrats on your first review ever, Green, I hope you get laid someday. (By someone not in your family tree)
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Nu uh he reviewed mine twice before yours!
In other news, I remember when you first started posting and I didn't much like it.
In unrelated news, cranberry rasberry juice tastes like boiled crab juice.
P.P.S. The cake is a lie.
Submitted by Green_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jew
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you're cute in the "you are either very pointy or the picture got crunched horizontally kinda way"
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:33:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uhh, I don't know if you've noticed this or not, but you might want to check your head... You might find that there's actually a starfish stuck into it.
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You're just jellis. Congrats on your first review ever, Green, I hope you get laid someday. (By someone not in your family tree)
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
With that face blanked out, you would be pretty good, but there's something weird and mannish about your chin.
Also, needs a nudie shot for full scrutiny, only then, you might win a +2 assuming your other 'qualities' outweigh the mannish chin :P
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You look like this girl I go to school with crossed with my friend's older brother...but in a totally attractive and non-gay way.
+1 because I know several people who hate the word "moist."
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uhh, I don't know if you've noticed this or not, but you might want to check your head... You might find that there's actually a starfish stuck into it.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
love the argyle, let's bone.
Submitted by Green_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yore ugly