JizzMoGlobin (354 hits)
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Submitted by GrinMan (View user info) at 2008-01-28 20:39:00 EST
I once owned a petticoat, her name was roxanne. Her and I spent our days eating goldfish and talking to wild berries. Her mother was a Hamster, to her I gave the gift of Gab, she took that gift on the road and is now the proud owner of the Hoover company. To her Father "The Sheep Man" I gave the gift of claws for hands. He went on to become the famed lobster boy you read so much about. No i'm not special, i'm just the man whom was Jesus Understudy in that play he was in over 2007 years ago. Too bad there was a mix up, a wardrobe malfunction, and poof the son of God was killed. He tried making a comeback, but his apostles thought he should keep it down and let them take care of the rest. Sad and heart broken, he turned to me and gave me his earthly powers, rose up and embraced his heavenly powers. With those powers I created some of the most creative minds in history. Thomas Edison, Da Vinci, Albert Einstein, Bill Cliton, Johnny Depp, Quinton Terention, And mudkips.
Unfortunately I lost these powers in a card game to a man by the name of George W. Bush about thirty or forty years ago. The last thing he told me was
"You just wait and see, you'll see my face every time you turn on the T.V."
He sends me checks every now and then, he said i'd get them back at the end of 2008 since that's how long the bet was for.
So anyways, I was out walking when who did I come across Borat OBlAHmaH his cunning good looks, and breath that could choke a weasel, he extended his pizza stained hands. I declined his invitation, then he forced himself on me and smeared a sandwich made of spinach and artichokes upon my person. I was never quite the same, I could never get the smell off my body, nor out of my mind. He was magnificent that day.
Well it all boils down to one Question dear ubersite.
Can Virtue Be Taught?
User Reviews
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-31 14:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
seriously horrible as is your whole persona.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dear grinman,
i hope i get a gay little note in response to this!
love, scourge
(likes to jerk off!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Dear Ltap,
T \`. T
| T .--------------.___________) \ | T
! | |//////////////|___________[ ] ! T |
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mn '-' !
IF I HAD A HAMMER
I'D DROP IT ON THE STROGG (HAMMER MISSILE DEPLOYABLE, YOU SEE)
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So, you opted for "random with zero entertainment value" instead of "humorous and interesting", eh?
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Dear Shlongy,
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
/y\ /c\ /n\ /a\ /c\ /a\ /v\ /o\ /N\
<___><___><___><___><___><___><___> <___><___>
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You know, I got a few smiles out of this...
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Dear ConorJS,
It truly makes me happy to see when someone of such great nobility visits my post. I really look forward to the times we'll share in the future. Please stay tuned.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:21:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
goodby
poof!
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Dear Wildman,
You are a most detestable man, you lack the testicular fortitude to truly go one on one with anyone let alone a girlscout. To put it simply, you're less than that of a goldfish.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So, you opted for "random with zero entertainment value" instead of "humorous and interesting", eh?
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Thanks, Shlong. :)
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ok, time to die motherfucker
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So, you opted for "random with zero entertainment value" instead of "humorous and interesting", eh?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You know, I got a few smiles out of this...
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Fools are easily amused. . . . . ..
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wildman, pull some alters out of your ass and get rid of this dipshit.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You know, I got a few smiles out of this...
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
goodby
poof!
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This sounds like a cross between a wannabe Stevie post and a wannabe Bosh post.
You sir, are no Stevie or DudeThatsBOSH.
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Dear Sacrilicious,
Γιατί δεν το αναγνωρίζετε ακριβώς είστε βρώμικος σάπιος γιος μιας σκύλας
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This sounds like a cross between a wannabe Stevie post and a wannabe Bosh post.
You sir, are no Stevie or DudeThatsBOSH.
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Buh bye, buttface. . . .
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Dear Bubba,
I don't quite follow? Please explain yourself better.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do you keep writing gay little letters?
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Dear HurtByTheSun,
That's what she said.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Buh bye, buttface. . . .
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How... touching?
Improve or die, etc.
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Dear HurtByTheSun,
I'm quite taken back you would say that my dear friend. I didn't expect such foul language from you. I mean you of all people I hoped would sympathize with me. I modeled my writing after your style after all. Well regardless, do you have any pointers you would like to give me?
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do you keep writing gay little letters?
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Dear Jimboruckus,
I dream of the day our love wont be kept a secret, I long to see you next to me in my bed like I did that day I brought you in from the rain. We laid by the fire, had a glass of wine and let the whims of our desires take us where we needed to go. I'll never forget that night, my fears and desires melted together in what I called GrinJim Soup.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How... touching?
Improve or die, etc.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Barfbag.
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Dear Sadie73,
Who the hell are you?
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This made little if any sense.
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Dear HurtByTheSun,
It has come to my attention that you have reviewed my post, this is the greetest honor i've ever had in my life. Every time i've come on here i've lurked your posts exclusively along with a few other users. Thank you for your contributions and keep up the good work.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Barfbag.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This made little if any sense.
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Huge pile of fecal matter.
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Dear Bubba,
you're losing your touch
Cincerly,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Huge pile of fecal matter.