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Rating: -1.21 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <Jude> (View user info) at 2008-01-28 21:01:06 EST


She's a normal girl
With a normal name
A normal life
With normal games
And every day
She wakes to say
"I hate myself, in every way"

Look closer
This normal girl
She's screaming
Look closer
This simple girl
She's not breathing

People say "You're such a pretty girl"
With a pretty smile
In a pretty world
And pretty scars
And pretty fears
And pretty blood
And pretty tears

Look closer
This pretty girl
She's lost in lies
Look closer
This normal girl
She's dead inside

It's depressing
She's suppressing
All the shit she hides inside
It's really sad
It's much too bad
This normal girl
Alone she'll die



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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 01:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


HEY

JUDE.


Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-20 01:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i say...

Submitted by Jude (user info) at 2008-03-20 01:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I FUCKING KNEW IT!

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-02-17 11:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-17 11:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Let's "experiment" and then cut each other like Angelina Jolie.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-17 10:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

have i dated you before?

Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I once knew an 'evil' Jude.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Emo-licious.

But not bad. Could be a bit longer - and posts with a picture at the end tend to be more rewarding.

Make sure to use jpgs - and don't make them too wide (around 900 pixels, or so)



Welcome to Ubersite. Strap in.



Submitted by Jude (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-29 00:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

learn to give a good blowjob. you'll find your life suddenly fills with meaning. thick, tasty meaning.
----------
I actually give awesome blow jobs, thanks!

OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW I CAKE ON THE BLACK EYE MAKEUP?!?!111 I CRY SO MUCH THE WATERPROOF MASCARA DOESNT EVEN WORK weeeeeeps

Submitted by pigeonbrain (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ok.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

DO YOU WEAR LOTS AND LOTS OF BLACK EYESHADOW BY ANY CHANCE???

Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bravo

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:06:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-28 18:06:56 PST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Hey Jude, don't piss me off."

----
Alter.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-29 00:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

learn to give a good blowjob. you'll find your life suddenly fills with meaning. thick, tasty meaning.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-29 00:14:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I know a jude, is this you?

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i cant say enough about this work o art

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hahahahahahaha

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

She's a very kinky girl, the kind you don't take home to Mother;
She will never let your spirit down,

KEEP YO MOMMA OFF THE STREET....

Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:15:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

sux

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ack poetry



auto -2 die

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:11:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

A hat-trick of shitty posts!

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Hey Jude, don't piss me off."

Submitted by Green_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

this post made me throw up

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


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