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JizzMoGlobin pt. 2 (496 hits)

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Submitted by GrinMan (View user info) at 2008-01-28 21:41:38 EST

Oops seems as though I accidently deleted my page. Well here it is again, and i'll write you all your thank you notes in the morning. Mommy is going to tuck me in but first I need to eat my milk and cookies.

Goodnight ubersite!!!

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Submitted by GrinMan (View user info) at 2008-01-28 20:39:00 EST

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I once owned a petticoat, her name was roxanne. Her and I spent our days eating goldfish and talking to wild berries. Her mother was a Hamster, to her I gave the gift of Gab, she took that gift on the road and is now the proud owner of the Hoover company. To her Father "The Sheep Man" I gave the gift of claws for hands. He went on to become the famed lobster boy you read so much about. No i'm not special, i'm just the man whom was Jesus Understudy in that play he was in over 2007 years ago. Too bad there was a mix up, a wardrobe malfunction, and poof the son of God was killed. He tried making a comeback, but his apostles thought he should keep it down and let them take care of the rest. Sad and heart broken, he turned to me and gave me his earthly powers, rose up and embraced his heavenly powers. With those powers I created some of the most creative minds in history. Thomas Edison, Da Vinci, Albert Einstein, Bill Cliton, Johnny Depp, Quinton Terention, And mudkips.

Unfortunately I lost these powers in a card game to a man by the name of George W. Bush about thirty or forty years ago. The last thing he told me was

"You just wait and see, you'll see my face every time you turn on the T.V."

He sends me checks every now and then, he said i'd get them back at the end of 2008 since that's how long the bet was for.

So anyways, I was out walking when who did I come across Borat OBlAHmaH his cunning good looks, and breath that could choke a weasel, he extended his pizza stained hands. I declined his invitation, then he forced himself on me and smeared a sandwich made of spinach and artichokes upon my person. I was never quite the same, I could never get the smell off my body, nor out of my mind. He was magnificent that day.

Well it all boils down to one Question dear ubersite.

Can Virtue Be Taught?

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Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
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Dear Ltap,

T \`. T
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mn '-' !

IF I HAD A HAMMER

I'D DROP IT ON THE STROGG (HAMMER MISSILE DEPLOYABLE, YOU SEE)

Cincerely,

Grinman

(likes to grin!)

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Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So, you opted for "random with zero entertainment value" instead of "humorous and interesting", eh?
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Dear Shlongy,

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
/y\ /c\ /n\ /a\ /c\ /a\ /v\ /o\ /N\
<___><___><___><___><___><___><___> <___><___>

Cincerely,

Grinman

(likes to grin!)

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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You know, I got a few smiles out of this...
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Dear ConorJS,

It truly makes me happy to see when someone of such great nobility visits my post. I really look forward to the times we'll share in the future. Please stay tuned.

Cincerely,

Grinman

(likes to grin!)

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Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:21:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

goodby

poof!
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Dear Wildman,

You are a most detestable man, you lack the testicular fortitude to truly go one on one with anyone let alone a girlscout. To put it simply, you're less than that of a goldfish.

Cincerely,

Grinman

(likes to grin!)

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So, you opted for "random with zero entertainment value" instead of "humorous and interesting", eh?
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Thanks, Shlong. :)

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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ok, time to die motherfucker

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So, you opted for "random with zero entertainment value" instead of "humorous and interesting", eh?

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You know, I got a few smiles out of this...
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Fools are easily amused. . . . . ..

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wildman, pull some alters out of your ass and get rid of this dipshit.

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Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You know, I got a few smiles out of this...

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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

goodby

poof!

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Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This sounds like a cross between a wannabe Stevie post and a wannabe Bosh post.

You sir, are no Stevie or DudeThatsBOSH.
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Dear Sacrilicious,

Γιατί δεν το αναγνωρίζετε ακριβώς είστε βρώμικος σάπιος γιος μιας σκύλας

Cincerely,

Grinman

(likes to grin!)

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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This sounds like a cross between a wannabe Stevie post and a wannabe Bosh post.

You sir, are no Stevie or DudeThatsBOSH.

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Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Buh bye, buttface. . . .
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Dear Bubba,

I don't quite follow? Please explain yourself better.

Cincerely,

Grinman

(likes to grin!)

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Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why do you keep writing gay little letters?
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Dear HurtByTheSun,

That's what she said.

Cincerely,

Grinman

(likes to grin!)

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Buh bye, buttface. . . .

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Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How... touching?

Improve or die, etc.
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Dear HurtByTheSun,

I'm quite taken back you would say that my dear friend. I didn't expect such foul language from you. I mean you of all people I hoped would sympathize with me. I modeled my writing after your style after all. Well regardless, do you have any pointers you would like to give me?

Cincerely,

Grinman

(likes to grin!)

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why do you keep writing gay little letters?

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Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Dear Jimboruckus,

I dream of the day our love wont be kept a secret, I long to see you next to me in my bed like I did that day I brought you in from the rain. We laid by the fire, had a glass of wine and let the whims of our desires take us where we needed to go. I'll never forget that night, my fears and desires melted together in what I called GrinJim Soup.

Cincerely,

Grinman

(likes to grin!)

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

How... touching?

Improve or die, etc.

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Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Barfbag.
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Dear Sadie73,

Who the hell are you?

Cincerely,

Grinman

(likes to grin!)

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Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This made little if any sense.
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Dear HurtByTheSun,

It has come to my attention that you have reviewed my post, this is the greetest honor i've ever had in my life. Every time i've come on here i've lurked your posts exclusively along with a few other users. Thank you for your contributions and keep up the good work.

Cincerely,

Grinman

(likes to grin!)

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Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Barfbag.

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:43:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This made little if any sense.

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Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:41:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Huge pile of fecal matter.

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Dear Bubba,

you're losing your touch

Cincerly,

Grinman

(likes to grin!)

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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 20:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Huge pile of fecal matter.

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It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before, and I've seen
you every night for the last eleven ye -- aha. What I mean to say is:
We'll snuggle tomorrow, sweetie. I promise.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy

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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-31 14:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

haha shlong -

dear grinman

eat a dick.

sincerely
brdn_nkd

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It doesn't take much to surmise that you've had plenty of jism shot into that zit-covered face of yours, eh, Hymie?

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Adios, dipstick.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

haha, gay

Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Buh bye, fuckface. . .

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Though I may have Steve Urkle qualities, you are not my pseudo father figure. HurtByTheSun is.

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Pride or shame; I can't decide.

Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It's not called deleting when nobody wants to see it.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:46:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The only accident in your life was your BIRTH, you fucking dipshit.

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Dear Bubba,

Please shut that toothbox of yours, and stop stealing your one liners from Carl Winslow. Though I may have Steve Urkle qualities, you are not my pseudo father figure. HurtByTheSun is.

Cincerely,

Grinman

(likes to grin!)

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:44:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-28 21:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The only accident in your life was your BIRTH, you fucking dipshit.