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Submitted by GrinMan (View user info) at 2008-01-29 14:22:07 EST
It is most regrettable the majority of us can not be friends. As the majority of you might've noticed, i'm not very well liked. Some harass and even belittle my attempts at fiction and non fiction and the like. I come to you asking if you wouldn't mind backing off me for a little while and allow me to work. Please give me a chance, i'm not a bad writer I just hate most of you. I aim to be the Steve Urkle of this website and HurtByTheSun is my Carl Winslow. I'm currently looking for a Laura Winslow and with the reputation of TigerLily I aim to make her my Laura Winslow. Any who now that that introduction is out of the way time for more pressing matters to attend to. Here is a sample of my fiction hope you enjoy!
Cincerely
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
"Mr. Nick!" Phoenix looked down as he felt a tiny hand tugging on his bright blue suit pants. "Excuse me, Mr. Nick!" It was Pearl Fey. She looked very small behind the tall oak defendant's stand. Phoenix heard Franziska vonKarma, the prosecutor, babbling something about her perfection, and decided that he could spare his attention. "What is it, Pearls?" He whispered out of the corner of his mouth. The eight-year-old girl stared up at him with her large brown eyes, thin eyebrows arched inquisitively. Her silky brown hair was braided into two circles behind her head that bounced up and down when she was surprised or excited. And to top it off she wore the standard light purple channeler's robe with a pink sash, only in miniature. She was, in a word, adorable.
"Mr. Nick, I have to go potty, bad!" "I'm sorry, Pearls, but you'll have to hold it a little longer. The judge doesn't look ready to call a recess yet." "Oh..." "Don't worry, we'll get you to a bathroom. Just hang in there, okay?" "Okay!" said Pearl, breaking into a grin. Phoenix couldn't help but smile back. He didn't usually like kids, but Pearl was so sweet, she could never cause any trouble. "Mr. Wright! I would advise you to pay attention to your own client's trial!" "Y-yes, your honor!" Phoenix stammered. The judge continued.
"Ms. Von Karma was just about to call the next witness to the stand..." It was Lotta Hart, the nosy photographer who almost always managed to show up in time to witness the crime scene. They began the cross examination. Phoenix listened carefully to the entire testimony, and Pearl waited patiently. He kept reviewing all the evidence, looking frantically for contradictions, but the story seemed airtight. He could tell the judge was getting impatient, and his window of opportunity was closing. This looked like it could be the end...
"Need some help?" A familiar voice came from right next to him, and Phoenix glanced over in astonishment. "Pearls? What..." His heart almost stopped. There stood Mia Fey, his dead mentor. He'd always had something of a crush on her, and now she looked more beautiful than ever before. Now, her hair was brown, and braided up in the back just like Pearl's. He realized that the young spirit medium must be channeling Mia. "Hmmm...these clothes are a little small though." Phoenix blushed as he realized just how short the eight-year-old's skirt was on the fully grown Mia. It barely covered her crotch! And now Mia, who had always had a large bust, was quite literally almost popping out of the miniscule channeling robes. She must have noticed Phoenix staring.
"Get it together, Phoenix! You've got a case to win!" He nodded and turned back to the witness stand. Mia continued. "Now, start trying to press the witness for-urk!" She suddenly felt an intense pressure in her abdomen. Wow! That little girl was working on quite a load! "Are you okay, Mia?" "Y-yeah...I'm fine..." she reassured him, although she was beginning to sweat. I'm not sure how much longer I can hold it. "Ms. Hart, isn't it true you took more than one photo of the crime scene?" "Well, yeah! You reckon I'd let a story this big go by with just one pitcher to show for it?" "Would you mind presenting those additional pictures to the court?" "That will not be necessary." Said Franziska, smirking across the courtroom at Phoenix."The prosecution has deemed the additional photograph to be irrelevant."
Phoenix pointed in his trademark gesture. "I think that's for the people of this court to decide!" "I'm sorry, Ms. Von Karma, but I must agree with the defense on this - YOW!" Franziska cracked her whip viciously at the old man. "Very well! If you wish to waste this court's time, I will present the other photo." "Hmmm... what could this mean...?" Phoenix pored over the newly submitted picture for any discrepancies. "T-there, a contradiction! Think about the evidence you have and compare it to the picture you just got!" counseled Mia in a rather strained tone of voice. At that very moment she was forcing back an intense urge to use the bathroom by any means necessary. I've got to focus on the trial...she chided herself. But she could feel her concentration slipping. As her protégé raised an objection, she gripped the defendant's stand with white knuckles. She shifted nervously in her uncomfortably tight clothing. She couldn't really blame Phoenix for staring, after all, she was sporting some truly eye popping cleavage.
"Are you really alright, chief? You don't look so good." Phoenix asked. He seemed genuinely concerned, as Mia's face had blanched and she was now sweating noticeably. The air around her was beginning to waver and bend almost imperceptibly. "Don't worry about me, you need to think of the client!" Ugh...this is the worst I've ever had to go in my whole life. I can feel my connection to Pearl waning... Mia quickly began to understand the bottom line: if she didn't find relief soon, she would go back to the spirit world and leave Phoenix on his own. As the fight between Phoenix and Franziska dragged on, Mia's eyes widened in desperation. An airy fart squeezed itself out of her, and the very tip of a hard turd emerged from between her cheeks. This was almost too much for her to bear. She needed a toilet, now. Her lips parted as an almost inaudible moan escaped them. She clutched her backside tightly and hopped up and down to distract herself. This caused the auburn circlets of hair at the back of her head to bounce up and down, just as they did when Pearl was excited. She stopped and doubled over as she farted again, louder. The sheer volume of feces inside her astounded Mia. She fought hard to hold it in, but it was a losing battle. The whole room started to narrow to tunnel vision, and the sound of Phoenix and Franziska arguing at the top of their lungs faded to a dull roar. This is it...she thought. It's now or never.
She relaxed her overburdened sphincter, and a large volume of gas immediately escaped her. "Ohhh..." She ceased to perceive anything else in the room, except the blissful release she was feeling. She gave her body a gentle push to help things along, and just like that she was defecating. Her eyes were closed, and beneath her slightly upturned nose her mouth was formed into an 'O' of pure bliss. The enormous turd that had been bothering her slid smoothly out of her rectum and rested against her soft pink panties for a moment, before another push from Mia caused them to bulge out easily with a soft crackle. The poop kept coming and began to pile into a soft mound. Even though everyone in the courtroom was watching Mia awkwardly, all she could feel was the warm, gooey sensation on her behind. If I had known how much pleasure you can get from soiling yourself, I would have done this while I was alive!
When that piece was finished, she could feel another one lining up for exit. This one was wider, so she spread her legs and bent over the stand, revealing even more cleavage. But she couldn't have cared less. Her brow furrowed and she bit her lower lip out of exertion. Oh, my, this one is huge! What on earth did that little girl eat? She was so lost in concentration that Mia's bladder involuntarily released, causing a hissing fountain of urine to cascade from between her parted legs. A wide puddle formed underneath her, splashing onto the floor from her crotch. As she strained, Mia released a big fart into Pearl's already loaded panties. "Nnnnngh!" With all the noise she was making, almost everyone in the courtroom was looking at her. "What's going on?" "I can't believe it!" "Mommy, is the lady going poo-poo?" If there was any doubt before, it was now clear that Mia was definitely going poo-poo, as she began to push in earnest on the big lump of excrement inside her. Mia's anus began to widen further and further, and gradually, her bowel movement began to slide out with a soft, mushy crackling. "Nnnh...nnh...oh!" Her sphincter was stretched almost to its limit. Finally, the widest part of the turd passed through and began to slide easily into her increasingly heavy panties.
"Ahhhhhhh..." Mia sighed in relief as the football shaped BM smushed at last into Pearl's pink undies, which were adorned with bumblebees and brightly colored flowers. The panties sagged considerably beneath her short skirt, revealing the crack of her bum, which was smeared a chocolaty brown. Mia slowly stood up straight. Every last man, woman and child in the court room was staring at her open mouthed after witnessing her display. Mia barely even noticed. That was the nice thing about being a spirit, she thought. You don't have to worry so much about the opinions of others. After a few moments of silence, Mia cleared her throat. "If the court is ready, may we continue with the...oh! Ungh...mmmmph..." She closed one of her eyes and grimaced. She pushed on her tummy with a slender hand and finally voided the last of her bowels. A thin log slithered out of her slowly and rested on top of the already enormous pile in her panties. "Hang on...there's a bit more..." After an audible fart she grunted again, releasing a mushy mass of hot slop that coated her already steaming production. She nodded at the judge. "Your honor...?" "Well, I must say that in all my years I have never seen someone take a case so seriously. I suppose we may continue with the proceedings now. Mr. Wright, if you're ready?" Phoenix's face had totally blanched with embarrassment. "M-m-mia! What do you think you're doing?" "Relax, Phoenix. We've got this trial totally under control. Just keep pressing the witness..."
User Reviews
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-31 14:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was a foul piece of disgusting shit. I admit that I was somewhat amused by the story itself in a train wreck kind of way but the writing is horrid as is the way you formatted it. Coupled with your pretentious responses to the criticism I can only conclude that you too are a foul piece of disgusting shit. picture if you will a greasy log with peanuts and corn lodged within. fucking distastefully appalling.
sincerely go fuck yourself
Brdn_Nkd
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:01:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 00:43:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What's a word worse than hate that I can use to describe this?
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Dear ilikesteak,
I've got to say it was a most disappointing venture to see someone of your caliber bashing me. It is most regrettable as well that you do not like me. However I will suffice as you have shown your true colors.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(Likes to grin!)
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Dear Grinman,
It's not called "bashing" if it was generally awful, which it was. It's not that I don't like you, it's that I don't like your writing, and to think otherwise is both self-centric, and misguided. I've already make readily apparent my writings, and you can feel free to judge based on what is there, rather than your seemingly snap decision based on an offhand review.
Sincerely,
ilikesteak
(Fucking hates this format of reviews, as if it were a letter, rather than to me in the more personal style more commonly used!)
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Dear ilikecake,
Awful is not what you call a masterpiece, why I wrote you a story that could rival that of the Mona Lisa, or even any or all works by Pablo Picasso. You see my dear boy there's a thing where I come from called humor, there's also a thing called drama. And where I come from we combine the like into almost a sitcom or a play. For instance, this story I told was just a portion of what truly transpired a page if you will of a play that consisted of over nine thousand pages. I know what you're saying to yourself "What nine thousand!" Yes, it's never wrong my dear boy ever. So keep that in mind the next time you choose to "Bash" me. Keep in touch
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-30 19:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Searched for you "spelling" of the word Sincerely on dictionary.com. This is what it came up with:
No results found for cincerely.
Did you mean Sincerely (in dictionary) or Sincerely (in encyclopedia)?
Eat balls and learn to spell.
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Dear Talibandrew,
You're of course not going to find any results for the way I spell cincerely on any of your primitive websites like Dictionary.com or encarta or wherever you cave men look up your words. I am Cincerely honored you would spend your time searching for a word a person of your class and demeanor couldn't even comprehend. So sorry, better luck next time.
CINCERELY,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This dude likes to grin after he smells his bacon-briefs.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're actually more annoying than rob_berg, you little shiteater, you.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 00:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What's a word worse than hate that I can use to describe this?
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Dear ilikesteak,
I've got to say it was a most disappointing venture to see someone of your caliber bashing me. It is most regrettable as well that you do not like me. However I will suffice as you have shown your true colors.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(Likes to grin!)
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Dear Grinman,
It's not called "bashing" if it was generally awful, which it was. It's not that I don't like you, it's that I don't like your writing, and to think otherwise is both self-centric, and misguided. I've already make readily apparent my writings, and you can feel free to judge based on what is there, rather than your seemingly snap decision based on an offhand review.
Sincerely,
ilikesteak
(Fucking hates this format of reviews, as if it were a letter, rather than to me in the more personal style more commonly used!)
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-30 19:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Searched for you "spelling" of the word Sincerely on dictionary.com. This is what it came up with:
No results found for cincerely.
Did you mean Sincerely (in dictionary) or Sincerely (in encyclopedia)?
Eat balls and learn to spell.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-30 12:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are radical!
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-29 20:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
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Dear locksly,
I'm sorry to say I haven't gotten to know you better. Clearly you are a true man of vision if you can see the genius behind my post. I only wish I had chosen to read more of your stuff so I could understand the man behind the computer screen. Well there's always time for such banter, I do look forward to your reply.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 06:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How wonderful it is you decided to visit my little slice of heaven Glad you could make it. We have shrimp and catfish and open bar of course ;) don't forget to try the bbq chicken courtesy of HurtByTheSun
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It's unlikely I would bring chicken.
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Dear HurtByTheSun,
Has it really been that long since we've last dined? The famous chicken that flies too close to the sun is off the menu? Oh well, bring whatever your new specialty is.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-01-30 07:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You just don't get it
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Dear MANICMOTHER,
I've always despised your uber name. I think it's one of the more grossly annoying names i've seen or read in my life. I recall surfing this place or "Lurking" back in 2006 and your name was always one I didn't like. Luckily a few of your posts amused me so we don't have any true problems. I do ask however you change your pseudonym to something less irritating to the eyes.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-01-30 07:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off.
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Dear Beano312003,
My apologies that I have clearly upset you. I ask your advice on what I should do to remedy this situation. If you would kindly give me proper advice I will gladly follow it.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you a sex offender?
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Dear corn_nuggert,
Why no I am not a sex offender in America. I was originally born in Richmond Virginia but moved to Argentina for at least half my life. Unfortunately it is there you have me as a sex offender, I did my time and did it well i'll have you know. So I am fully rehabilitated and can play well with others so the next time there is an uber meet and greet you will see my smiling face I guarantee it.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-30 01:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???
NO REALLY, I'VE BEEN IN A COMA, YOU DEUTSCHBAG
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Dear JonnyX,
I am GrinMan, who else would I be?
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-01-30 07:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You just don't get it
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-01-30 07:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 06:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How wonderful it is you decided to visit my little slice of heaven Glad you could make it. We have shrimp and catfish and open bar of course ;) don't forget to try the bbq chicken courtesy of HurtByTheSun
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It's unlikely I would bring chicken.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-30 01:42:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-30 01:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I figured as much, below.
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God Damn doctors, eh?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-30 01:38:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I figured as much, below.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-01-30 01:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???
NO REALLY, I'VE BEEN IN A COMA, YOU DEUTSCHBAG
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 00:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Uber crowd,
Regrettably I must be on sabbatical for the time being well for tonight at least.
Until the morning.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(Likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 00:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What's a word worse than hate that I can use to describe this?
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Dear ilikesteak,
I've got to say it was a most disappointing venture to see someone of your caliber bashing me. It is most regrettable as well that you do not like me. However I will suffice as you have shown your true colors.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(Likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 00:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck are you?
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Dear Lostnphound,
I am GrinMan.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(Likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 00:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
We are currently overstocked in the Uber Retard Department so I'm afraid you'll have to stop posting temporarily until one of them loses his password, gets banned, or finally kills himself, as we've all been wishing.
Thanks- The Management
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Dear Shlongy,
I regret to inform you that I shall no longer acknowledge your existence or your demeanor. You have proven time and time again to be nothing more than a worthless horny old man with a fixation for penises. I of course base this off of all the camwhores you have in which you hold a penis or have a penis for hand or what have you. In other words, fuck off.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 00:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh now really, you're just pushing suspension of disbelief too far. I'll buy that she poops her own bodyweight in one sitting, but how would one installment be starchy and bulbuous, another be tubular and flexible, and still a third be molten and mushy? Shennanigans I say, that's how.
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Dear Icarus1987,
You doubt the capabilities of the human sphincter? How dare you! The colon gods will rain down upon you a rain most foul indeed.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
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OK. That seems both fair and sane. I rescind my criticism.
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Dear Icarus1987,
I'm glad you came to your senses and have considered my opinion. I only hope your comrades will soon do the same.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 00:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I, too, enjoy the grinning.
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Dearest robbie_berg,
How wonderful it is you decided to visit my little slice of heaven Glad you could make it. We have shrimp and catfish and open bar of course ;) don't forget to try the bbq chicken courtesy of HurtByTheSun
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-29 23:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are not worth the fictional shit of this story. I mean are we supposed to be in kindergarden so we can laugh at poop jokes. There was no substance to this story, it read like shit, you were all over the place, and it had no literary value what so ever. So, until you can write like a big boy.....die
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-29 23:06:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-29 20:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-29 20:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Pffffttttt!!!
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Your alter is showing.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-29 21:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Eh-Eh-Eh-EHM!!
"IS IT ST-HIGGINS DAY ALREADY?" *horribly shrill voice*
TIS! replied Aunt Helga"
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-29 20:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2MCCALLUM
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-29 20:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-29 20:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, I'm not into detailed descriptions of someone taking a shit.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-01-29 20:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-29 20:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Pffffttttt!!!
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-01-29 19:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your arrogance is slightly annoying... -2 die, etc, etc.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-29 18:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-29 18:50:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alterboy, go find a priest to fuck you in the ass.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-01-29 18:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-29 17:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:47:41 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm, y'know, around.
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You freak :)
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-29 17:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-29 17:50:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-29 17:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
my word you are irritating.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-29 17:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm, y'know, around.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-29 17:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Where is Hurty lately:(
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-29 16:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-29 16:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bummer,
sorry dude.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-29 16:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not at work.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-29 16:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought Chaos J was banned at work or something.
are you back?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-01-29 16:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ugh...
No.
In fact, *Fuck* no.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-29 16:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ChaosSphincter got himself a new alter.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-29 16:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You, sir, are a revolutionary and a people's hero.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Um, no.
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
In America, it's spelled "Sincerely." Has been for as long as I can remember.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What's a word worse than hate that I can use to describe this?
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loathe? despise?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What's a word worse than hate that I can use to describe this?
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck are you?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh now really, you're just pushing suspension of disbelief too far. I'll buy that she poops her own bodyweight in one sitting, but how would one installment be starchy and bulbuous, another be tubular and flexible, and still a third be molten and mushy? Shennanigans I say, that's how.
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Dear Icarus1987,
You doubt the capabilities of the human sphincter? How dare you! The colon gods will rain down upon you a rain most foul indeed.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
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OK. That seems both fair and sane. I rescind my criticism.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
www.familywatchdog.us
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I, too, enjoy the grinning.
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you do realize you are spelling sincerely incorrectly every fucking time you type it. I have a hard time believing someone is dumb enough to type it that many times and not know.
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Dear Talibandrew,
this is how we spell it where I come from, perhaps you've heard of it planet earth?
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If smell could be processed over the internet this would smell like the worst smelling shit ever.
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if ya post another one like this i'll have a problem with ya
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Dear Socialist_Joe,
I promise nothing except more exciting excrement the next time around. If you don't stay tuned that's quite alright. I will however miss my chance at getting to know the strapping lad that is Socialist_Joe
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:44:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
whos alter is this?
I need to know where to send the bill for the wasted time I spent reading this.
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Dear Fallen,
I am not an alter i'm a real boy!
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:53:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Dear Wildman,
From your demeanor and lack of speech i'd gather you're a sissy boy without any real talent for insults. Grow a pair.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:52:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you a sex offender?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cinderally,
stfu
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
We are currently overstocked in the Uber Retard Department so I'm afraid you'll have to stop posting temporarily until one of them loses his password, gets banned, or finally kills himself, as we've all been wishing.
Thanks- The Management
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
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Dear Linus,
You are a God among men. May you live a prosperous and long life.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:50:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
paying back the favor.
Also.. having an alter and responding to it is really cheesy.
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Dear beer-turtle,
Party Favor?
나는 기털의 파운드에 너를 질식한것을 바란다
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by Talibandrew (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you do realize you are spelling sincerely incorrectly every fucking time you type it. I have a hard time believing someone is dumb enough to type it that many times and not know.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if ya post another one like this i'll have a problem with ya
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:44:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
whos alter is this?
I need to know where to send the bill for the wasted time I spent reading this.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:44:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
paying back the favor.
Also.. having an alter and responding to it is really cheesy.
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh now really, you're just pushing suspension of disbelief too far. I'll buy that she poops her own bodyweight in one sitting, but how would one installment be starchy and bulbuous, another be tubular and flexible, and still a third be molten and mushy? Shennanigans I say, that's how.
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Dear Icarus1987,
You doubt the capabilities of the human sphincter? How dare you! The colon gods will rain down upon you a rain most foul indeed.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh now really, you're just pushing suspension of disbelief too far. I'll buy that she poops her own bodyweight in one sitting, but how would one installment be starchy and bulbuous, another be tubular and flexible, and still a third be molten and mushy? Shennanigans I say, that's how.
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by knowledge13 (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let em hate, you're a good writer - keep it up. I'm hated for saying Hello, show ur potential and leave them in Awe...ok, enough of the corny shit...but seriously keep it up bro.
+2 for self esteem!
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Dear Knowledge13,
Every once in a great while one meets one equal on a website. I believe you to be him, I hope one day you and I can be friends and talk of daisys and grassy knolls. Until then you'll be in my heart.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear GrinMan,
Fist yourself.
Sinserelee,
Uber
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Dear Hadtobedumb,
It has come to my attention that your tooth box needs a good drilling, regretablly I lack the knowledge nor the whereabouts of which you are. I ask you please provide said information so that we may fisticuff like dolphins.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by knowledge13 (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let em hate, you're a good writer - keep it up. I'm hated for saying Hello, show ur potential and leave them in Awe...ok, enough of the corny shit...but seriously keep it up bro.
+2 for self esteem!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-29 14:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear GrinMan,
Fist yourself.
Sinserelee,
Uber