Psycho Dave and the Items He Threw Off My Sixteen Story Apartment Building (41205 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.69 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Internet Slacker (View user info) at 2008-01-29 14:55:17 EST
The Psycho Dave Stories:
Psycho Dave is One with the Ninja:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113019
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113053
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113078
Psycho Dave and the Apartment Building Jihad
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96122
The Screams of a Scotsman
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76790
User Reviews
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-31 18:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe I didn't rate this yet.
Awesome. As a general rule, roommates are the suck.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-30 12:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This series is beyond awesome.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-29 23:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-29 21:38:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-01-29 20:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2MCCALLUM
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-29 20:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesomes funniest thing i've read on ubr for a long time . seriously
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-29 18:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this was sufficiently hilarious, but i dont believe a few of these.
40-pound motor onto an awning? if thats true youre lucky you didnt kill anybody. same with the fire extinguisher.
BUT FUNNY NONETHELESS. i will try the flour trick.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-29 18:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking outstanding.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-29 18:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I think Psycho Dave has a long lost twin sister. When I was an undergrad, there was this girl that was in one of my classes study groups. One day she volunteered to host the study session at her apartment (across from the campus) that was on the 14th floor.
When the study session was over and people were leaving, she retained a few of us, explaining she wanted to show us something hilarious.
Naturally, we wanted to check it out so we stayed.
She disappeared into her kitchen and came back with a small sack of flour. The flour trick must be a popular one!
Anyway, she beckoned us to the balcony where she stood with the flour.
"Wait. Listen." She said as she dropped the sack.
When it hit, we heard a loud "BOOOF!"
Several seconds later, we heard an old man screaming at the top of his lungs.
"GODDAMN KIDS! IMA COME UP THERE AN' TAN YER HIDES!!!! I'M CALLING YOUR MOTHER RIGHT NOW!"
Come to find out, the kids were 2 teenage brothers who tried to break into her car and when they failed, they keyed it. When she confronted the mother, the mother called her a liar and told her she wouldn't pay for the damage. Even though there was a witness to the vandalisim, the police said "their word against hers."
So, she took to dropping flour off her balcony because she knew it would rile the old man who lived on the first floor. He would then take the elevator up to where the mother and sons lived, and raise hell about them dropping flour right outside of his window. The old man didn't believe them when the boys protested their innocence.
She did it enough so that the mother was frequently terrorized by an angry old man.
Brilliant!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-29 18:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In college I lived high up in an apartment building, 13th floor as I recall.
In the flat I occupied the electricity was run by a key meter which needed roughly £10 put on it per week. When I decided I couldn't be fucked paying this amount I bought some large glass lamps, filled them with paraffin and put a thick length of cord into the liquid to act as a wick. One night I lit one of these (they could hold roughly 2 litres of fuel) and hurled it out the window. Given the semi that instantly bulged through my jeans, I imagine that the sight of napalm would cause me to spontaneously ejaculate.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-29 17:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i didn't just LOL i GUFAWWED
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-29 17:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-29 17:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-01-29 16:57:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF i aint reading all that
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-01-29 16:48:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
kinda funny, but more than anything I think of how pissed I'd be if was driving a car that got hit by a water balloon/bag/glove/etc. from 16 stories.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-29 16:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-01-29 16:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-29 16:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 KICKER OF ALL ASS!
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-29 16:04:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A bag of flour seems like it could be a pretty awesome time.
Condoms also work well as water-holding devices, and I broke the lock to my dorm roof a long time ago.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just read the rest of the links... post more Psycho Dave stories!
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks : )
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like these. Keep doing them.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin awesome
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is absolutely, bar none, the funniest thing I have read in a long time. This is the rare post that makes me keep Ubersite as my home page.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
we used to throw TVs off of parking garages. bowling balls too.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:23:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You really think Shlongy has time to read all that?
Submitted by pigeonbrain (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did it for me. Then again, my kind think torching churches is a legitimate hobby.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:07:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you forgot:
4) get arrested
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:05:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
note to self.
1) toss bag of flour off roof.
2) toss plastic grocery bag of water off roof.
3) giggle
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You tell good lies. A salmon from 16 stories would kill someone.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-29 15:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
lol