"He shit in someone's Reebok." (679 hits)
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Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2008-01-29 22:24:50 EST
Oh man I laughed when I saw these quotes....
Some guy went on a shit spree and shat in someones building:
Full story below but for those of you who can't be fucked here are the funny parts...
...quotes one resident's reaction when she discovered the ruined sneakers: "He shit in someone's Reebok."
...The document adds that Felicia Walton, owner of the sneakers, "had not given anyone permission to defecate in her shoes and she was disturbed."
...Court Commissioner Todd Meurer "ordered Ballard to only defecate in toilets."
The Crappiest Neighbor Ever http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0118081def1.html
Cops: Wisconsin man let loose on baby clothes, bedding, shoes
JANUARY 18--A Wisconsin man who allegedly defecated on the clothing and shoes of neighbors was charged yesterday with the repulsive, month-long soiling spree. Ronnie Ballard, 19, is facing misdemeanor charges for ruining the items, which were in the laundry room and hallways of a Madison apartment building that is next door to Ballard's residence. According to a criminal complaint filed in Dane County Circuit Court, Ballard defecated on two occasions in a washing machine, ruining a comforter, baby clothing, and other garments. Ballard, pictured in the mug shot at right, is also charged with defecating in the tennis shoes and boots of building residents, who had left the footwear outside their apartment doors. The complaint, a copy of which you'll find below, quotes one resident's reaction when she discovered the ruined sneakers: "He shit in someone's Reebok." The document adds that Felicia Walton, owner of the sneakers, "had not given anyone permission to defecate in her shoes and she was disturbed." As first reported by the Wisconsin State Journal, Ballard was apprehended after a neighbor confronted him in the laundry room and followed him home. At the time of his arrest, Ballard was out on bail on a lewd and lascivious behavior charge from Lincoln County (he is currently being held on $1400 bail at the Dane County lockup). As the Journal's Ed Treleven reported, during a court appearance yesterday, Court Commissioner Todd Meurer "ordered Ballard to only defecate in toilets."
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-31 09:49:13 EST (#)
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i did not like this but it brings to mind an incident that occurred in the coffee shop I used to frequent. Actually it was several repeated incidents that earned a particular patron the nickname "the mad shitter" even though this person's identity was never discovered. On a somewhat regular basis someone would lay a log right on the floor of the men's room. skipping right from the upper deck to the floor was a new level of depravity that seemed to violate all of society's normal conventions.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-01-31 07:31:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 06:07:38 EST (#)
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ha
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-31 06:01:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:09:58 EST (#)
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how absolutely exciting. you must be awesome in real life. no seriously.
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at least I don't live in NZ ya skanky slut
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:31:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:09:58 EST (#)
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how absolutely exciting. you must be awesome in real life. no seriously.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:49:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:45:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:42:49 EST (#)
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THANKS FOR THE NEWSFLASH, TYSON.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:24:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:39:08 EST (#)
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Only that once.
I prefer to shit in boots with tha fur.
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hahaha
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-30 08:44:11 EST (#)
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I had a cat that used to pee in my shoes. Note the use of past tense.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-30 08:34:13 EST (#)
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Only a cock covered in penis, slipping out of man's asshole, into another man's mouth which is covered in semen which is on top of a layer of sperm from a gay man could possibly stand a chance of being more faggoty than this....but I doubt it. You mind cranking the gay dial in the opposite direction, locksly? How's the hand, homo?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-30 08:33:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-30 01:36:33 EST (#)
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I once dropped a deuce in a desk drawer.
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I hope you picked it up afterwards
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-01-30 07:22:18 EST (#)
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I do the biggest poos.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-01-30 06:02:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:45:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:39:08 EST (#)
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Only that once.
I prefer to shit in boots with tha fur.
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I think I'm gonna do a post about one time when my brother crapped on the hood of a car for fun.
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I bet it wasn't Dave Van Der Stoks Purple Hilux.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-30 01:36:33 EST (#)
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I once dropped a deuce in a desk drawer.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-29 23:16:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:57:59 EST (#)
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"slap that bitch with the heel of my shoe"
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:45:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:39:08 EST (#)
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Only that once.
I prefer to shit in boots with tha fur.
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I think I'm gonna do a post about one time when my brother crapped on the hood of a car for fun.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:39:08 EST (#)
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Only that once.
I prefer to shit in boots with tha fur.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:39:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:36:23 EST (#)
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aWeSuM!
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DUDE, you like totally minus 2'd me
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:38:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:33:53 EST (#)
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Locksly!
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YOu been shitting in reeboks again Rob_bergatron?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:36:23 EST (#)
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aWeSuM!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-29 22:33:53 EST (#)
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Locksly!