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Category: Romance

Rating: 0.89 on 65 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2008-01-30 08:43:03 EST


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Last night I watched 'No Country for Old Men', it is fucking fantastic. I then watched 'The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford' which was over long and confusing.

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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 03:57:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Enjoy your snow, hippy.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-31 13:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i may masturbate over this later

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-01-31 12:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Boobs and Fur, Hooray!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks man, I'm currently reading 'In The Country of Last Things' by Paul Auster, it's phenomenal, as are all the books of his I've read, and I'm almost done with that and have a £20 book voucher to spend. Hooray!

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Its a small book

get The Road, by the same author...it's better than No Country

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

My god, me and Muddy agree!

I've never actually read the book, but I'll be picking it up this weekend to see if it's as good as you say. I only hope my weak little arms can lift it.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-01-31 07:29:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I like the fifth one down.. I like the juxtaposition of the gun, the leather, that badass ready-for-anything getup... and those shoes, all but impossible to walk in, crippling as a temporary foot-binding.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-31 07:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Also, Harrelson was contracted for two things....getting the money AND killing Chigurh.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-31 07:04:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 19:12:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-31 00:06:18 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

no, i noticed all the major flaws in the movie

something you obviously missed

FLAW #1 Why didn't WOODY H just pick up the fucking $ when he found it.
FLAW #2 Why didn't WOODY H make a break for it on the stairway. Did he think the dude was going to forgive him when he went back to the room?
FLAW #3 Where in the fuck are all the fucking towns people during the: night shoot-out/the day shoot-out/the day car-bombing........

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Fait points I suppose, however, to counter:

Flaw 1: I guess he didn't want the rest of his life to be a miserable chase being followed by the guy.

Flaw 2: He would have killed him just as easily on the stair as in his room.

Flaw 3: Would you come out to investigate a shooting at night? Would you get in the middle of a shoot out in a street?

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1- Correct answer, the whole idea behind the character of Chighur is that he is relentless...i thought that was rather well explained in Harrelson's Dialog with Moss in the hospital.

2- See also #1. Additionally, by whatever code these men live by there comes a time of acceptance of one's fate. Be that a real thing or not...it exists in McCarthy's fiction. Also I suggest reading the book to reveal additional details of the conversation between Chirgurh and Harrelson's character.

3 - Again, HBTS is correct for the night sequence and the day sequence of blowing up a car was directly intended for the distraction of the 'towns people'. Additionally the book gives more description of the events and those surrounding them.

I think it's a classic tale of the book is better than that movie but the movie is still pretty fucking good and leaps and bounds better than other stuff being made. There isn't a moment of wasted cinematography throughout the whole thing.

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-01-31 00:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Seriously, what the fuck happend to you? You -2'd a post full of nekkid chicks and guns. You're filthy fucking commie aren't you? GO BACK TO CHINA COMMIE!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 19:12:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-31 00:06:18 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

no, i noticed all the major flaws in the movie

something you obviously missed

FLAW #1 Why didn't WOODY H just pick up the fucking $ when he found it.
FLAW #2 Why didn't WOODY H make a break for it on the stairway. Did he think the dude was going to forgive him when he went back to the room?
FLAW #3 Where in the fuck are all the fucking towns people during the: night shoot-out/the day shoot-out/the day car-bombing........

============

Fait points I suppose, however, to counter:

Flaw 1: I guess he didn't want the rest of his life to be a miserable chase being followed by the guy.

Flaw 2: He would have killed him just as easily on the stair as in his room.

Flaw 3: Would you come out to investigate a shooting at night? Would you get in the middle of a shoot out in a street?

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-30 19:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no, i noticed all the major flaws in the movie

something you obviously missed

FLAW #1 Why didn't WOODY H just pick up the fucking $ when he found it.
FLAW #2 Why didn't WOODY H make a break for it on the stairway. Did he think the dude was going to forgive him when he went back to the room?
FLAW #3 Where in the fuck are all the fucking towns people during the: night shoot-out/the day shoot-out/the day car-bombing........

I can keep going but it just gets worse and worse

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 23:55:18 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

don't get me wrong, i'd fuck all these bitches. i'm just saying most of these picture appear to be very amateur so it kind of takes a lot away.

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Yeah, but you know that 'professionals' have had roughly a million cocks up them, so that takes a lot away too.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

don't get me wrong, i'd fuck all these bitches. i'm just saying most of these picture appear to be very amateur so it kind of takes a lot away.

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

titties

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-30 23:42:00 GMT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

there are much better pictures of chicks with guns out there. these are terrible.
^^^^^^

and while we're at it, the same can be said for movies

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I think they're all pretty hot. And No Country rules, OBVIOUSLY you don't have the capacity to understand it.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

there are much better pictures of chicks with guns out there. these are terrible.
^^^^^^

and while we're at it, the same can be said for movies

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:21:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-30 23:17:06 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

i heard about the clicking

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There was no clicking. Only death.

PS, MSN, cunt.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i heard about the clicking

when my memory card died i was heartbroken

all those lost hours

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I just had to get it replaced :( I have lost all my music.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

what would you know, ipod owner!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 16:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wouldn't be fun without a bit of a shock. Kind of like this girl I slept with once who told me after that she used to be a man!

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-01-30 16:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Whoa, that last picture was unexpected

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 16:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:43:08 GMT (#)
Ranking: -1

it would have been +1 except for the last picture. What kind of sick fuck would want to see the last one?

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Pussy. It's an awesome picture. (And not real, in case you couldn't tell.)

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:43:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

it would have been +1 except for the last picture. What kind of sick fuck would want to see the last one?
:s

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2008-01-30 14:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:52:33 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sniping with a shotgun? No positives because the photographer is a dumb shit.

PS No Country for Old Men is one of the worst, most overrated movies I have ever seen.

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Are you kidding? I thought it was great. Really tense and thought provoking. They should have shown the Llewelyn shoot out though.

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The fact that they didn't show it, kept it consistent with one of the themes of the movies.

I don't mean to sound pretentious, but I know a lot of people who don't like it because they don't understand the deeper themes or the ending gives them a bad taste in their mouthes.

But hey, if you'd rather see Rambo, more power to you.
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Oh no I got it. I completely understood the entire thing, got the whole "sometimes the bad guy gets away" stuff and how that makes it more realistic and all that shit. Thing is, while doing all this the movie a) forgot a climax and b) made all characters completely stereotypical. You got the Old Wise Sheriff, the Naive Deputy, The Mysterious Murdering Stranger, the Wiley Drug Dealing Mexicans, the Gruff Loner, etc. There was no imagination what so ever when it came to character outlines.

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-30 14:31:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html


Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2008-01-30 14:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:52:33 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sniping with a shotgun? No positives because the photographer is a dumb shit.

PS No Country for Old Men is one of the worst, most overrated movies I have ever seen.

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Are you kidding? I thought it was great. Really tense and thought provoking. They should have shown the Llewelyn shoot out though.

---

The fact that they didn't show it, kept it consistent with one of the themes of the movies.

I don't mean to sound pretentious, but I know a lot of people who don't like it because they don't understand the deeper themes or the ending gives them a bad taste in their mouthes.

But hey, if you'd rather see Rambo, more power to you.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-30 14:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't like the 8th down's muffy clam.

Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2008-01-30 13:05:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good stuff

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-30 12:47:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

5th picture down.


Pris.


Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:22:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:52:33 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sniping with a shotgun? No positives because the photographer is a dumb shit.

PS No Country for Old Men is one of the worst, most overrated movies I have ever seen.

========

Are you kidding? I thought it was great. Really tense and thought provoking. They should have shown the Llewelyn shoot out though.

Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2008-01-30 10:53:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Only thing I've ever seen you do that was worth even commenting on.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-01-30 10:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sniping with a shotgun? No positives because the photographer is a dumb shit.

PS No Country for Old Men is one of the worst, most overrated movies I have ever seen.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-30 10:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

very nice

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 10:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

PS3 = Shit.


Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-30 10:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Guns and Pussy. I've been waitin' for this issue. OH! Talk about your grassy knoll!"

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-30 10:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

perv.
i usually just take a hotwater bottle to bed.

i'm on my ps3 wooo nerdy

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-30 10:07:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wouldn't consider that a slam but if you are willing to accept your loss like a dripping pussy I'll take the easy victory.

You keeping score?

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 10:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:59:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's more than 10 stories, dipshit.

================================================

SLAM! YOU GOT ME!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:59:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's more than 10 stories, dipshit.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

there are much better pictures of chicks with guns out there. these are terrible. i can't decide if the 4th one is the best or the worst. she's the sexiest girl, but she's pointing a shotgun off a 10th story balcony. is she bird hunting in the city?

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:46:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:00:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That 4th picture is just fucking beautiful. She's not the hottest, but that's by far the best picture.

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yes, nothing like a well taken care of beaver

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Sure.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:26:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

A tremendous selection of whores.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like the 6th one down the best.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

conspicuously absent: black women. is familiarity with weapons a turn off? seems to be if that chick is trying to snipe with a shotgun.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

right

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm just saying, if you write "black pen" twenty times around a picture of a blue pen, it's not unreasonable to get some people saying the pen was black in a snap comment about it. And since he caught his mistake before any of you, it shows that it was just a quick statement which he quickly recognized was wrong.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:08:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


So Muddy, since I haven't been around who have you, Hadley & Scourge been stirin' up shit with?




Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

why would anyone 'assume' anything about something in clear vision darko

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

She's not a girl who misses much
do do do do do do, oh yeah

She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand like a lizard on a window pane.

The man in the crowd with the multi-colored mirrors on his hobnail boots.

Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime.

A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust.

I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix 'cause I'm going down

Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun

Happiness is a warm gun (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
When I hold you in my arms (oh, yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger (oh, yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm (oh, yeah)
Because, (happiness) is a warm gun, mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is (bang bang shoot shoot)

Happiness is a warm, yes it is, gun
Happiness (bang bang shoot shoot)

Well don't you know that happiness (happiness) is a warm gun, (is a warm gun, yeah).



+2 Art





Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's only natural to assume she's holding a sniper rifle when you take into account the height of the building and the angle she is holding the gun at. I mean it's clearly not, but everything else about the picture says she should be.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Yes, yes... I caught that - before you two even said anything.

Sorry, I was paying a bit more attention to the chick than to the weapon.




Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-30 09:00:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That 4th picture is just fucking beautiful. She's not the hottest, but that's by far the best picture.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-30 08:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Except she's holding a shotgun, you fucking maroon.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-30 08:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

sniper rifle?


look again son.


as for the post...THERE ARE PICTURES OF SEMI-NAKED WOMEN WITH GUNS....ON THE INTERNET?

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-01-30 08:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Whoops! That's not a sniper rifle. Oh well...

She still has no pants on. HOORAY!!!




Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-01-30 08:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Awesome.

For some reason, I really like the sepia toned one. Chick with no pants holdin' a sniper rifle... that's great.





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