Singing in bed! (557 hits)
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Submitted by Traxadron (View user info) at 2008-01-30 10:40:37 EST
I am gonna try to sing "Cannary in a coal mine" by Police or "Land down under" by men at work while I ram my girl tonight.
Is it possible to keep the pace of pumping her and siging those songs? anyone have any input on such an idea?
I am sure she will laugh non stop, but that is the point. Not only do I want to test my stamina, but I also want to test my fuck skills. As she starts laughing I want to start banging her even harder so that she neglects the sound of me singing and just starts moaning like cray.
Now usually her moaning is not a problem, but with me singing I know it will be a funny scence.
In the end I can just ram her in her butt and that will end her laughter for at least a little while.
Any inputs on songs?
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-30 16:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck at life.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you know any songs that are three seconds long?
If you're looking to sing while you sex, I think that's the only sort of song you'll need.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You`re an annoying piece of shit.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:46:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-30 14:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If by your girlfriend you mean that lubed up toilet paper tube behind your bed, I totally believe you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-30 14:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i was a fake suicide man
a fake suicide man
a fake suicide man
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-30 14:18:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sing 'drive by shooting' by Henrietta Collins and the Wife Beating Child Haters
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-30 14:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Now, now. This post is proof that you don't HAVE a girlfriend.
Or sex.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-01-30 14:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Try "Put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger" by the Uber Users.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 13:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-01-30 13:15:52 EST (#)
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I want to know if it is possible to remain erect whilst singing the word "Vegamite"
report back please
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-30 13:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, cool, you have sex!
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-01-30 13:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I hope one day she tries a DIY castration of your wee lil' raisins.
>>>Agree
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-30 13:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-30 12:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"ram?"
Wow. I was right. You really are a douche.
I hope one day she tries a DIY castration of your wee lil' raisins.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-30 12:53:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sing "Automobile" by NWA.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-01-30 12:52:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
By "ram my girl" you really mean "jack off into my comforter"...right?
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EDIT
By "ram my girl" you really mean "jack off into my SPONGE BOB comforter while watching the semi-topless girls on Biggest Loser"...right?
Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks to some, but to those buttholes who hate ( shlongy and some others). Cheer up! its ok if your woman wount let you fuck he in ways you can only dream off.
Some women are not into facials and anal and things of that nature.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:27:38 EST (#)
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Try:
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding
When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling
Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling
Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling
Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling
Should keep her laughing
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
By "ram my girl" you really mean "jack off into my comforter"...right?
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:19:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The hokey pokey!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:10:07 EST (#)
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You should get her to sing 'My Pussy Belongs to Daddy' and cry as you fuck her.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:07:38 EST (#)
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I Wanna Be Your Dog
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:03:24 EST (#)
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"just starts moaning like cray."
What is cray? Sorry if that was a CRAZY question.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-30 10:56:13 EST (#)
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My Promiscuous Daughter
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 10:55:25 EST (#)
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Forever Young right after you tell her you've got a thing for young girls and Peter Pan.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-30 10:45:29 EST (#)
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You Want My Balls in Your Mouth
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 10:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bat out of Hell, and fuck to the rhythm of the song.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-30 10:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Great post, A-lister.