My trip to Mexico. (458 hits)
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Submitted by Traxadron (View user info) at 2008-01-30 11:32:10 EST
My girl planned a trip to Mexico for my B day and we went, had a good time.
36 hours prior to our departure to Mexico, I got arrested for DWI, 3 beers. I got .11 on bac. Those pricks pulled me over for dark tints, which never happened before.
Anyhow, I spent 24 hours in Central booking in Queens NY. That sucked more than anything has ever sucked before. Smelly, nasty cells, stupid people everywhere, sleeping on floors, cops being nasty.
Basically hell, I started loosing it after about 4 hours. After about 10 hours I was sure I wasn't going to get out in time for the trip to Mexico. But at hour 22, the judge decided to see me. I got my fine and left with a smile on my face. 5 hours later I was in the airport.
About Mexico. We stayed on an island, Cozumel, which is a small 30 km island. The resorts was awesome, service was very good and the place was very clean. Free food and drinks.
The rest of the island was very poor, slums all over the place. It is no wonder Mexicans want to come over to US, I cannot even blame them anymore for doing so.
Some of the historical sites were good, and some of the beaches are very desolate, allowing perfect beach-fucking with no one jerking off behind a bush while looking at you.
Lessons learned:
Don't DWI, you loose your car ( i hope i get mine back), insurance rates, suspension of license and numerous trips to courthouse where dumb people live and work. I was dressed well and looked super white, I think that's why they reduced my offense to driving violation not felony or misdemeanor.
Mexico is very poor, only go to Resorts that offer all inclusive packages and only to 5 star.
Don't do anything stupid in Mexico, Mexican jails are among the worst in the world.
Other than that I had a blast.
p.s. One of the nights me and her got really drunk and both passed out on the bed without shutting lights off or TV, I woke up 3 hours later horny as fuck, cracked the little bottle of Astroglide and pumped her ass for 5 minutes, she never woke up, I finished and went to sleep. She never found out!
Wish I took pictures.
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:24:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-01-30 12:48:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:43:39 EST (#)
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Hating me for DWI?? half the people here are shitfaced 24 hours a day. I have a clean record with no tickets in the last 5 years. Thats driving record and I havent been arrested ever before.
So fuck them, 3 beers aint shit.
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If you blew a .11 then 3 beers IS SHIT! Butsecks while she is alseep....I smell Shenanigans
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Or some seriously small gear.
Whats funny is you probably got arrested by Queens South Task Force, and odds are I know your arresting officer.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-30 13:09:26 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-30 12:58:05 EST (#)
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Shit, wrong fucking post.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-01-30 12:50:14 EST (#)
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ZIM ZIMMA! WHO GOT DE KEEZ TO MAH BIMMA?! WHO AM AAAAAY? DE GYERLS DEM SHUGAH!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-01-30 12:48:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:43:39 EST (#)
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Hating me for DWI?? half the people here are shitfaced 24 hours a day. I have a clean record with no tickets in the last 5 years. Thats driving record and I havent been arrested ever before.
So fuck them, 3 beers aint shit.
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If you blew a .11 then 3 beers IS SHIT! Butsecks while she is alseep....I smell Shenanigans
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-30 12:38:32 EST (#)
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haha, your girlfriend has a chunnel ass
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-01-30 12:33:02 EST (#)
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I think you have me confused with someone who gives a fuck...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-30 12:28:37 EST (#)
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This post reeks of vinegar.
But only because you're a douche.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-01-30 12:08:54 EST (#)
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One post a day. Didn't you read the uberfriendly handbook when you joined?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-01-30 12:07:53 EST (#)
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I did a day's snorkelling off Cozumel when I was touring Yucatan - it's a great part of the world. You failed to do it justice.
Don't go to Cancun.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-01-30 12:03:47 EST (#)
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i would have enjoyed this story more
if you had been gang-raped while
you were visiting the slammer.
glad you had a super vacation though.
Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-01-30 12:00:18 EST (#)
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I am not hung like a #2 pencil, it took me 8 month to get her into this, lots of work man, lots of work and effort, trust me on this one, this chick was the hardest to do, one of those "oh i dont do that"" I never knew people do that kind of thing" girl next door type of chick.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:55:42 EST (#)
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I'm going to sing " Afternoon Delight" while I take my next shit!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:54:27 EST (#)
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Needs more r-
... oh.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:49:48 EST (#)
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You fucker her in the ass and she didn't know the next day? Either you're hung like a half used #2 pencil or she slides down bar stools.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:46:46 EST (#)
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you loosed it twice in this post, mate.
Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:43:39 EST (#)
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Hating me for DWI?? half the people here are shitfaced 24 hours a day. I have a clean record with no tickets in the last 5 years. Thats driving record and I havent been arrested ever before.
So fuck them, 3 beers aint shit.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:40:38 EST (#)
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get ready for all the people telling you to rot in hell for drinking and driving.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-30 11:36:57 EST (#)
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