R.I.P Jeremy Beadle (Brit-centric) (902 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.08 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TTOM: MVA (Monkey Vagina Attack) (View user info) at 2008-01-30 14:44:44 EST
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-01-31 08:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor bastard.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-31 07:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
did you make the MVA or something?
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-01-31 04:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't know he had died...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-30 23:04:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA @ skrap
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-30 22:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm ponying up the +2 because I thought the car was from Danger Mouse. In fact, it prompted me to go on half.com (not a plug) and get all 10 seasons of Danger Mouse on DVD. I hate you for making me spend $44US on Danger Mouse cartoons. I hope you die an extended pleasant and painless death involving repeated violent simultaneous applications of multiple vaginas to your face and groin. Said death should start when you're 35 years old and end with your cortical implosion and/or aortal explosion 75 years later. Thus cursed are you.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2008-01-30 22:18:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Disregarding post,
are you actually near London nowadays?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear TTOM,
Many year ago a man by the name of Charles Schultz came to me and asked me if his drawings were any good. I said no, and I told him what he could do with those drawings. I said
"TAKE THOSE DRAWINGS AND STICK THEM IN PLAYBOY!"
he tried goodness he did but he went to the paper the next day and history was made.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy mother of Christ. I'd thought this was a joke until I went on BBC News.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2008-01-30 17:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How fucked up is it that I found out he was dead on Uber?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-30 17:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i am not at all pleased it is called polish syndrome
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-30 17:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
'e's got a little wivvered arm.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-30 16:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hehehehe
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-01-30 16:45:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-01-30 16:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
where is colonel beefhawk?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-01-30 16:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47944
says it all......
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have forensic stab me in the neck...with her vagina.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:46:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Inspector Gadget.
I'm just going to assume Beadle had some kind of fucked up robster craw for a hand.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:40:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What show is that from? I vaguely remember it from my childhood.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm.. I have a wonderful idea!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:28:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ I want to stab someone in the neck.
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I get the feeling that's chronic.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:10:18 GMT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, chap. Is there any other disgusting stereotype you'd like to hear?
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Well I think youve got redneck pretty much down so lets try for "person who is quiet and sits in the corner not speaking for a good long time and lets hope he learns some kind of lesson"
Not the most stereotypical of stereotypes but a man can hope.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:19:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Christ I want to stab someone in the neck.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate it when people randomly "mate" you
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Stop being so god-damn fuckable then.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:10:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, chap. Is there any other disgusting stereotype you'd like to hear?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate it when people randomly "mate" you, its even worse down here near old London taaaaaaaaaaarrrrrn where every cunt speaks like a twat and says " innit" all the time.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOtothemotherfuckinM
Don't get it.
Don't wanna.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-30 15:01:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No, it's the fact that this couldn't possibly be funny no matter how much wikipedia'ing you do. Sorry, mate.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-01-30 14:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No thank YOU for camwhoring for the millionth time and reminding us all just how small some people's world view is.
Did the word "Brit-centric" not give it away?
Now imagine me rolling my eyes, slow head shake and walking away
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-30 14:56:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Thanks for reminding us for the 87th time that you are on MVA and giving America a joke that they get.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-01-30 14:49:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Beadle
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poland_Syndrome