BART: I hacked rob_berg's computer and found this (1390 hits)
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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-01-30 18:07:08 EST
be afraid. be very afraid. there's lots more evidence, but here's a little taste of what i found. let me tell you bart, i would contact the authorities immediately because i have reason to believe rob_berg is very dangerous. or if you don't want to involve the cops, there's a chance he'll play it safe if you play your cards right. afterall, he's got everything to lose- the wife, car, house, new baby on the way. a man with nothing to lose is much more dangerous.
don't think you can get away with this, rob. bart subscribes to Reputation Defender (http://myreputation.reputationdefender.com/). i know you're the one who posted all that nasty stuff about bart on the seclists.org Full Disclosures and you're going down! all bart has to do is pay $29.95 and it's all over for you!
you can thank me with a tasty late night treat from The Weiner's Circle, bart.
User Reviews
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2008-02-14 00:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, Ive posted everything about me on Uber. Actually, I even did that because people started fights on here, and thats usually the only way to shut some people up.
In the real world, there arent as many internet tough guys.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-31 21:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my address and phone number was posted on ubersite.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what ruins that 2nd photo?
You can see that Bart Bart is wearing shorts underneath that skirt. I dared him to go "commando," but he just slapped my hand away and said "Oh Michael, don't be a thilly goothe."
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-31 13:24:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture is a thing of beauty. Truly glorious.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-31 13:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart lives in a Chicago apartment? Method told me he lived in a big white house in Washington DC. Fucking Method and his fucking made up stories. His mom is a whore.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-01-31 13:08:59 EST (#)
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Hidden: Don't want a Corvette anymore? The Z06's are pretty sweet.
Bart...there was more than a scratch on your Jeep when I ran you off the road. I thought you were dead as well. Oh well. Maybe next time? :
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56152
Also, did you get let go of those manslaughter charges you had that I noted here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71441
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:36:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-31 09:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a jeep!
i have a 97 5.9l grand cherokee ltd.(could be a 98 but the paperwork says 97)
whats in yours?
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i have an '03 Grand Cherokee (fuckin' BLACK with dark tint, bitch!) and a red '07 Wrangler which i bought for a toy. i'm going to get rid of the Grand because it's my second one and they have had nothing but problems. as soon as i buy my BMW coupe for my birthday i'm going to run that Grand into a fucking wall and leave it. i've left the past three cars i've had because i don't feel like dealing with them.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:15:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-01-31 09:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sure...
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-31 09:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a jeep!
i have a 97 5.9l grand cherokee ltd.(could be a 98 but the paperwork says 97)
whats in yours?
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2008-01-31 08:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still rockin'
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1062097837618329559/1/hidden.gif
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-31 08:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that's creepy. are you jaypeg?
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-31 01:12:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not even sure why I'm rating this.
You're lucky I'm so high.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-01-31 00:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I thought stabkill already did that."
No, he tried to kill me by running me off the road into a ditch on the way back from Michigan. He thought I was dead, but fortunately I was able to climb out of the overturned car which oddly enough didn't have a scratch on it.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-01-31 00:55:54 EST (#)
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Yes, that's my car in front of my house on google maps street view. There's a more obscured picture of it on this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/30072 . Does this mean I need to add comprehensive coverage again?
What casino are you going to to play blackjack? The ones in and around Chicago suck ass.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 23:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-30 22:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's bart's car, Jack. he made a post about it awhile back if you were around and actually remember it. but anyway, that's his actual car.
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Ahhhh... How cool would it be to leave a steaming loaf on the hood?
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I thought stabkill already did that.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2008-01-30 22:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckstick Willie? Is that what people are calling me now?
WELL YEAH I DID PLUS TWO THIS, ASSHAT!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-30 22:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:25:47 EST (#)
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it's bart's car, Jack. he made a post about it awhile back if you were around and actually remember it. but anyway, that's his actual car.
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Ahhhh... How cool would it be to leave a steaming loaf on the hood?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-30 22:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
you used to be funnier than this, fucker
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:57:33 EST (#)
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there's a lot of buck-toothed skanks at this casino. i may have to do that. maybe she'll smoke crack with me in an alley later.
this smokin' hot cougar was all over me at the table this past saturday. i would have rode her hard and put her away wet, but i had been drinking alllll dayyyyy longgggg and i was FUCKED UP good. i could barely read the cards and my lungs were burning so i called it quits.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:52:17 EST (#)
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Pick up some buck toothed skank and drag her to the table later.
I have faith in your natural good looks and your charm.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:47:22 EST (#)
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well, it has to be one or the other tonight. they are too far apart with no cabs going back and forth and i'm not going to drink and drive to do both.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's see if FuckStick Willie +2s this. . .
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Blackjack table or meat market? I'd say the table, but for me personally, its really about which one to hit first.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:37:32 EST (#)
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holy fuck i am bored right now. i'm debating on whether or not to get my drink on at the blackjack table or go to my favorite meat market bar. what do you guys think i should do?
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's hot...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gotta love Google street view
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
B@W
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:16:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:38:20 EST (#)
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Uh Oh! From now on, it looks like Bart's going to need someone, disposable, to start his car each morning.
Bummer-rooney time
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because this told me the street address, GPS coordinates, his blood type, shoe size, favorite color, daily travel habits, standard reactions to penguin based assaults, and type of car he drives.
There's no way you could have just used the google image search to find any random street level picture from google earth to post and use here.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:15:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ummmmmmm
I need a smoke.
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me too. meet you out back. can i borrow your lighter? i left mine in my car.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:14:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2008-01-30 19:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet, I know where Bart lives... Expect a knock from your local Ubersite nobody.
Also my little sister drives that Jeep.
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so did mine. a red one. then she decided it was a gay car to drive and bought a mustang gt convertible.
dithered- that's why i blurred out the street name. if someone really didn't like him, they could just go find him and fuck with him. hell, i live 15 minutes from him. anyway, there's a lot of legally obtained information about bart. he really puts himself out there. at least he's smart enough to leave his old address for ubersite's whois information. but yeah, if you want his current address, it's a simple google search away and i would think there are plenty of nutjobs that would fuck with him if they knew his address. i'm just not going to be the one to post it because that's not cool. if my address was posted, i'd have to sleep with a gun within arms reach.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ummmmmmm
I need a smoke.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL
That google street thing is awesome.
So is Bart in a dress!
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-01-30 19:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You know, if that is a reserved parking spot, or if that Cherokee happens to be parked there at any frequency during the day, it wouldn't be hard at all to use the internet to contact someone who lives in that city who is also willing to vandalize property for a nice, hefty paypal transfer.
With this information, why, one could invisibly, negatively impact Bart's life.
Of course I wouldn't ever do anything like this but I certainly can't account for the rest of the internet.
Interesting that you would do something like this, Hidden - armed, I'm sure, with some defense relating to free access to street-level information.
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2008-01-30 19:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet, I know where Bart lives... Expect a knock from your local Ubersite nobody.
Also my little sister drives that Jeep.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2008-01-30 19:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate shit like this.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-30 19:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
uh oh..UNCOOL BANNING OFFENSE
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-30 19:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently, after a few drinks, I'm easily amused.
Buahauahauahauahahahahahaha
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:49:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:15:36 EST (#)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is what happens when i work from home. i chuckled in my head when i posted this and then i stared at it for a minute and really started LOLing.
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Now, if only someone else could find the humor...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:29:35 EST (#)
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Look on the bright side, this will stay on the front page for the next 3 days because of when you posted it.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:25:47 EST (#)
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it's bart's car, Jack. he made a post about it awhile back if you were around and actually remember it. but anyway, that's his actual car.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:24:50 EST (#)
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damn, why did i post this when everyone is leaving work?
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:24:44 EST (#)
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Everyone knows how to use that shit, Mr. In-Crowd, but what the FUCK is the significance of the white veehicull?
And why the FUCK do I care?
CHRIST!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:21:50 EST (#)
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this post is a lot funnier to people who know how to use google.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:20:28 EST (#)
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Weird.
I wonder what doing a post about you would be like. Interesting.
...although having my very own ubersite would be awesome.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's funny to me and that's all that matters
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kudos for taking the time to make the "bergsite" logo look like the ubersite logo. Otherwise, not a very funny post.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:16:22 EST (#)
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+2 broski
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:15:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:15:36 EST (#)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is what happens when i work from home. i chuckled in my head when i posted this and then i stared at it for a minute and really started LOLing.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:14:33 EST (#)
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5/2 this gets 200 reviews.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:13:59 EST (#)
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you can figure out everything with this nifty little tool called GOOGLE DOT COM.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:13:13 EST (#)
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ahahaha
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:12:23 EST (#)
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Jesus, how about a little background for those of us west of the Rockies?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:10:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:08:32 EST (#)
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ahaha Bart is going to wig out
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it looks like he already has!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-01-30 18:08:32 EST (#)
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ahaha Bart is going to wig out