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Unreliable narcotic distributors (541 hits)

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Rating: 0.23 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by SubstnceP (View user info) at 2003-08-05 14:53:10 EDT


OK OK...I know this will sound lame as shit to some, but to my target audience; I'm sure you can relate! Don't you hate when drug dealers don't conduct business properly? I am not referring to anything hard, simply pot. Now, I don't smoke the stuff every day (believe me I would if I could), but enough to get pissed when I can't get my fix! I know a couple of folks who deal the stuff on a regular basis and not one of them is worth the oxygen they are stealing from me. You're probably thinking..."No shit, they smoke drugs". This is true, but they are also college students who stand to have a future one day. Now, it must have taken a little motivation on their part to make it as far as they have in their lives/college careers. How hard is it to continue this ambition into thier out-of-school activities as well? All I am asking for is a little reliability. For example, when I call said dealer and say "Will you be home around 6?" and they say "Yes"; You damn well better believe that I expect them to be there. But sure enough, it never fails. I roll up there at 6 sharp and have to deal with the roomate who has no idea who I am and what I want. Then there are the times when he is home, but too baked out of his gord to realize that he spoke to me 3 hours prior, and finishing what happens to be the last of his stash. All I am asking for here is a little leway. Either put some aside to sell to your "clients", or think past the cloud for a second to realize that you don't have enough to sell me. I guess that's the price you pay for dealing with illegal goods. Can't wait til they legalize that shit!

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Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-08-11 17:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This wouldn't be John by chance would it?

-Bus

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2003-08-06 08:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I like Jay and Silent Bob's card holding registered dealer scheme.

Submitted by EspoDmouth (user info) at 2003-08-06 08:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 because i know your pain.

Substnce, you need to move. to canada. to switzerland. to holland. to jamaica. somewhere where u can buy shit from a shop. shops are the safest way to buy, cause if its a shop, the gov`t regulates it and you wont be gettin any schwag. its also the best way to go because the shop will ALWAYS have weed. ALWAYS.

peace

espo

P.S. if u cant move, at least go on vacation.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-06 00:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I am trying to

Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-08-05 15:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Insane: RELAX.

Submitted by XAcidl3urN (user info) at 2003-08-05 15:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I gotta agree with boxboy. You gotta find a dealer. Easiest way to tell a pothead from a dealer~ potheads deal with selling grams, or "whatevers left". Dealers usually sell anything from a 1/4 to a full oz. Hell, big dealers deal with pounds, not ounces, but i have yet to find one of those. Often times dealers DO set aside some stuff for them to smoke, then sell the rest. Potheads just smoke and smoke and if they can sell stuff they do, but if they can't whatever. Didn't mean to give you a lecture on illegal drugs...I'd suggest you get your weed from Loki. Apparently her stuff is better than Glam's.

Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-08-05 15:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Getting it from a friend that's connected sucks. It's always better to go to a real dealer to whom it IS a business, not just a way to get free shit.
As you get older it's hard to stay in touch with the real guys because they either wise up and realize it's too risky or they just get busted. That's how I lost my good contacts.

Submitted by boxboy (user info) at 2003-08-05 15:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your a moron, thats not a dealer thats a pot head who buys to much and some times has to sell the extra. A Dealer will actually have the shit you want anytime you want. I know because i deal with high rollers in the pot culture. and you got soem oen on the low end. why not try and contact his dealer. I bet he will always sell to you any time anywhere.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-05 15:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And another (+2) to correct this abomination:
FUCK. Marijuana IS a hallucinogin (sp?) what what I meant to say. =)
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WAS what...


Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-05 15:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OK fuck me, I am giving this a plus two (+2) because I meant to say: You are complaining about ethics in a business, that by nature, has NO ethics. None whatsoever.

Ok, now you may feel free to call me a dumbass.

Regards,
Insane

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-05 15:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

FUCK. Marijuana IS a hallucinogin (sp?) what what I meant to say. =)

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-05 15:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

By the way, Marijuana is not a Hallucinogin, as it has no narcotic properties.

Do you realize you are complaining about ethics in a business enviornment is totally non-ethical?

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-05 15:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I know this will sound lame as shit to some
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Yes, it does. Why don't you study up in one of your middle school classes on growing it?


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to forgive me and treat me like a brother.

Herb: Nope.

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