It's been a while... (NSFW) (3309 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.3 on 151 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Meeley (View user info) at 2008-01-30 20:19:53 EST
I've promised my heart to a few men now, Shlongy and Jacque, but nobody seems to want me!
Come on, there must be someone out there who wants to hook up with me?
ameelius.at.gmail.com
User Reviews
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-06-21 16:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Never get tired of Meeley appreciation. Boobs make up for the dismal football and the woman being away.
Submitted by Mr_Trollope (user info) at 2008-06-21 15:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
saggy bewbies
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-02-04 15:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 03:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
haha this went way over someones head.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2008-02-01 00:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Remind me to NEVER log back in. I bet 'you' would be decent for a bang bus episode, and then a good toss off a bridge. Enjoy your white trash existence!
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2008-02-01 00:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Err, NO THANKS! Posting yourself on the INTERNET=DESPERATE SLUT.
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hehehe
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-02 02:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-31 13:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Method. I though you forgot the password for this one.
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i am laughing hysterically at this right now.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2008-02-02 01:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
did anyone else notice the moderately interesting belt of ammo? looks like (on this shitty monitor at a quick glance) .223 or something?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:21:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...but hairier.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmm.. fat tony's tits are bigger.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:51:43 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
i give up on you, el. you are just ignorant. hope you had a good b day.
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Bit harsh. My sister was giving birth. He's called Mostyn 8lbs ish.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
**********CT BARES HIS CHEST!**************
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 19:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. S.I. Co. Semen
2. Method
3. Jewtoast
4. CabaretGirl
5. Lungish
6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
7. Orphelia
8. Drogoroch
9. HurtByTheSun
10. Anansie
11. dithered
12. TheDoctor
13. scourge
14. FlakMonkey
15. BeforeEmily
16. Brdn_Nkd
17. Iacobus
18. Lechuza
19. OathMeal
20. TheUniter
21. Wild (I'll fuck you like a dog) man
22. Keanu Reeves
23. Flying_Buttmonkey
24. Leonore
25. Assholy
26. EkO
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
**********CT BARES HIS CHEST!**************
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 19:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. S.I. Co. Semen
2. Method
3. Jewtoast
4. CabaretGirl
5. Lungish
6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
7. Orphelia
8. Drogoroch
9. HurtByTheSun
10. Anansie
11. dithered
12. TheDoctor
13. scourge
14. FlakMonkey
15. BeforeEmily
16. Brdn_Nkd
17. Iacobus
18. Lechuza
19. OathMeal
20. TheUniter
21. Wild (I'll fuck you like a dog) man
22. Keanu Reeves
23. Flying_Buttmonkey
24. Leonore
25. Assholy
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IF YOUR NAME ISN'T ON THIS LIST, ADD IT!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That boobie is looking at me and it's creepy.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:49:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:41:10 CST (#)
Ranking: -2
CT, weren't we supposed to see your chest? Well? Come on, we all signed the petition!
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I do believe the 50 signature requirement hasn't been met yet, schnookums. :)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
CT, weren't we supposed to see your chest? Well? Come on, we all signed the petition!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 12:57:58 CST (#)
Ranking: 0
They are good enough boobs for you to come to this post first, CT! :)
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Well, you haven't posted YOURS yet, so the only other boobs around here are Sico's. :(
Submitted by Adaman (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
in comics, no one ever stays dead.
wait, considering the return of Rambo, i'd have to say that goes true for the whole fiction world
i guess meeley's no exception. welcome back.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck,,, I'd hit it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 06:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i give up on you, el. you are just ignorant. hope you had a good b day.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 04:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Congrats Emission!
Let us know birthweight and sex and name etc! You can take him/her swimming! Instant babe magnet!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-01 04:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
day off today as my sister is giving birth well round about now! Waiting to go to the hospital, woot woot
UNCLE EI!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 03:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
haha this went way over someones head.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2008-02-01 00:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Remind me to NEVER log back in. I bet 'you' would be decent for a bang bus episode, and then a good toss off a bridge. Enjoy your white trash existence!
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2008-02-01 00:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Err, NO THANKS! Posting yourself on the INTERNET=DESPERATE SLUT.
Submitted by Green_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-31 21:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hot
Submitted by dismas712 (user info) at 2008-01-31 20:53:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hmmmmm....we'll probably need to see more boobs to make a sound decision. but hey, thats just my opinion
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CT, I've seen better too, but this shit is hilarious.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:48:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't like that kinda hair. The two layered crap like that.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 13:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They are good enough boobs for you to come to this post first, CT! :)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-01-31 13:56:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:48:37 CST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY! She's back.
Magnificent boobs!
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Seriously?
IMHO, as the rating says..."I've seen better." And not just in 2D.
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-31 13:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd tap that....
...on the shoulder then smash her face with a boulder.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-31 13:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-01-31 13:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Method. I though you forgot the password for this one.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-31 12:02:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Behave Drogo, she looks like she's been around, I reckon she'd show you a good time!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd really like to have a go on that, but then I said that about Nintendo Wii too and that was sure dissapointing.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY! She's back.
Magnificent boobs!
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-01-30 23:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice tits! I'd hit it. But then, you prob don't even live in GA.
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Thanks! Sadly, I'm not American.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
didn't we already establish this as an alter?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:35:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My favorite person ever. Never stop posting. NEVER!
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's a sad boob.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
like your libido?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-01-31 09:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Christ, I thought this died off...
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-31 09:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
The body is acceptable, but there's something mannish about the jaw.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-01-31 09:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
could care less about the truth or what's being bought or sold
it's a woman and a naked one at that, so instant +2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-31 08:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hot girl...probably just a picture from /b/
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-01-31 07:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
stupid belt.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-31 04:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have all kinds of creepy crawly surprises in your drawers, don't you girlfriend?
Not that I can talk :(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 04:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You do have lovely boobies.
I can't negative those nipples.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-01-30 23:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice tits! I'd hit it. But then, you prob don't even live in GA.
Why am I tormented so lord? WHY?!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-01-30 23:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Fake bullets - fake pic. Simple as that. Did have tits, though as rare as those might be in the internet.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 22:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Remember, I'm not the one who posted my cock over the internet. We all regret clicking on that post, but none the less, we all clicked.
(I'm still winning)
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 22:39:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what point was that? you cybering (even if its just 'role playing') with some wigger?
yeah, sounds awesome. party on dudes!
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No. "cybering" would be things like "I'm takin off ur shirt" and *Feels ur bewbz.
It's about how well we can posture, as if it were a contest.
How did you not see that?
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2008-01-30 22:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I must be stupid to spell raccoon wrong.
At least not as stupid as half-dressing up for Halloween and posting it on the internet.
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2008-01-30 22:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Racoon.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-01-30 22:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd hit it...after extensive clinical testing.
but then... I am a lonely man.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-30 22:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
4th class shit, which took in everyone except Iddqd. Nice going, dipshits.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-30 22:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i like you just for the fact that your presence (on another post) was enough to upset all the cows that graze here at Uber.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there seems to be three kinds of people here
those who feign being a woman 'because it's funny'
those too dumb to recognize the truth
and those too desperate to care
i'm not sure which of these types is most disturbing.
however, i still have to positive this because those are some beautiful tits. and hips. and bullets.
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yum
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:48:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what point was that? you cybering (even if its just 'role playing') with some wigger?
yeah, sounds awesome. party on dudes!
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ah but the fact is u are still a cock gazer and I am not
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dont be fooled....most of us ARE trying to get in your nonexistant panties.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not going to go back to that awful post to stare at cocks, just to point out which one was you. Remember the witty part we were talking about earlier? (I'm still winning)
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:37:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks weasel! At least a few of you are nice to me!
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok so which cock was mine?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cheaty, icarus. You clearly missed the point by miles on this one.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Delusional fantasy, kracka. You just keep thinking it's all true, and you'll be fine. Remember, you aren't wrong till you think you're wrong.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why is there all this speculation about who I am? I'm Meeley, plain and simple! Don't assume I'm somebody else just because of what he's been up to in the past!
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok at first I was a little skeptical about this post, but now I don't understand why there are people on here who have to degrade a nice set of knockers. I sympathize for you. I really do. Gotta show love for nice breasts and enough sex talk to make a 13 year old have his first wet dream.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
btw, youre all cybering with sico.
double gross.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Would you just shut up and kill yourself already?
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Steak, you really are very sweet!
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no denying steak just truth.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
for my money steak is talking to himself here :P
admit it steak, its you!
(dun dun dun)
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Hmm... now, who do we know has a penchant for creating alters and hitwhoring?
I was just the first to accept. (That means I'm attentive, and that care.)
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico: I think I do, I'll be in touch!
HadTo: Who?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:22:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off, EI
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, just let me know...I think you still have my email...g'night.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am pretty horny, I've gotta say.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:19:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You need a good fucking, don't you doll?
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you put it right in too, guys that sort of bash the skin in make it really sore!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, from one pro to another...
i only use spit
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:15:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
iddqd: I am not a dude! I mean look!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
look at all these people cybering with a dude.
fucking gross.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm... as long as your gentle(ish)!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok then, put me at the top of the list for: the butt
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wildman: I've already pointed this out, but I'm 100% disease free. I'm very particular and careful.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I think I'd nail that cooter shut and then super-glue it, just to make sure, to save myself from a case of drippy-dick.
Now, that doesn't mean I'm adverse to getting a little Lady Mitchum on my junk....
or ear wax
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
retrospect: of course the internet is private! Unless you're looking at this in an internet cafe, in which case I'd imagine you'll be escorted from the premises fairly soon!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"*suckle suckle*" is all the appreciation those get from me. the girl in this pic wears more mascara then Bret Michaels. he's so hot right now
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"lady in public" says the naked girl on the internet. lol
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:03:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
retrospect: are you telling me you've never admired another woman's breasts? All I'm asking for is some appreciation!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:02:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can do that thing you just said. See. I listen.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
boobies are a private thing. im a puritan
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, if you're all small-dicked virgins then this might not be such a good idea! I want someone to treat me like a whore in the bedroom but like a lady in public.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
kracka, that's denial. Then again, I'd be ashamed to be that small too.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so, i just plain ole like boobies? sweeet
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And yet continue to give mine (which I've been told are impressive and fun) a negative rating! :*(
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my penis was not in that post so how does it prove anything?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:57:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so, i just plain ole like boobies? sweeet
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
kracka, we've all seen the penis post. That alone disproves the myth.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:50:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no she died when i was two. but i find myself a breast man and im not sure if its just something i dig sexually (my gf's nips are chaffed often by attention) or is it because i miss my mum?
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The Oedipus complex is supposed to form as a result of bonding, and you would have missed out on the bonding during the prime period which it would need to establish a basis.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kracka: I might be, but I've not decided for sure!
weasel: Nipples are an erogenous zone so it feels good to have them sucked and played with, both for men and women. Because your partner is aroused, so you become aroused also. This leads to sex, usually; not that you'd know, virgin.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:51:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh not at all. this has already been won by me. she is already thinking of the deep daddy long strokes i will be giving her
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:51:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what is it with the breast suckling anyhow? obviously its sexual, but is there something else there? something.. primal? no.. maternal? whats the word?...
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Gets me hawt.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:50:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no she died when i was two. but i find myself a breast man and im not sure if its just something i dig sexually (my gf's nips are chaffed often by attention) or is it because i miss my mum?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so, you're dogfaced and manipulative then? I'm still winning.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course it's me, Shlongy, my former love!
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:49:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like how one nude photo and a slight proposition of sex can make a lot of virgins on uber beg for it. Neat.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what is it with the breast suckling anyhow? obviously its sexual, but is there something else there? something.. primal? no.. maternal? whats the word?...
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
retrospect: ... you fucked your mother? o_O
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If I was going to talk to myself, I'd use gabbly.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This doesn't even look like you.
IS THIS A MEELIE ALTER???
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:47:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ah you don't even want to go to the eyes. i can give a chick my puppy dog look and she will do just about anything i want
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:45:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've proven I've got beyond a witty personality, and I look deep through people's eyes, and into their soul.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't be silly Darth! What have you got to offer (assuming you're a man).
And weasel, I'm just so sick of being messed around, I thought I'd try uber as an alternative dating website. My pussy is very clean and smells gently musky.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh its resolved
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
for my money steak is talking to himself here :P
admit it steak, its you!
(dun dun dun)
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh no, my attraction is similar
=(
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
but i've got a killer smile, witty personality and a killer smile. just ask anyone. killer smile one that makes your heart melt.
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I am a sucker for a lovely smile!
Submitted by sick.little.weasel (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There is just something about fucking a girl who everyone on Uber (maybe more) has seen naked. Seems dirty. Plus I am married. Nice tits can only get you so far in life..... ok they get you pretty far. There has to be something more here if you can't get fucked though, come on. It must be a smelly vajayjay.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:42:35 EST (#)
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shite
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:41:58 EST (#)
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retrospect: it seems to me that you have an unresolved Oedipus Complex. I suggest you seek help.
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:41:29 EST (#)
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but i've got a killer smile, witty personality and a killer smile. just ask anyone. killer smile one that makes your heart melt.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:40:18 EST (#)
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the sight of your breasts brought me back to my infancy. my hot, hot infancy.
*suckle suckle*
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:39:18 EST (#)
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Oooohhh, the competition is heating up boys!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:38:27 EST (#)
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Good can't compare to me, kracka. I've got a winning personality, and a better body than you. I win.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:38:19 EST (#)
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retrospect: are you ugly, small breasted and frigid?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:36:07 EST (#)
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mama
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:35:22 EST (#)
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but i'm a decent looking black dude........i win
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:34:26 EST (#)
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Don't worry Linus, there's plenty of me to go around! I'll make a decision about who's the most eligible for my affections.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:34:22 EST (#)
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Psssh, that's why they call it a myth.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:33:52 EST (#)
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kracka, your quiet intensity will do nothing against my brooding any mysterious nature. Women like that too.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:33:35 EST (#)
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Ooooohhhh and Kracka, aren't you black? Is the 'myth' true? I could be torn (maybe literally)!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:33:31 EST (#)
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Missed my chance.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:32:47 EST (#)
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I am clean, asshOly, and I'm smiling for you Steak!
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:32:22 EST (#)
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fuck steaks "deep" and "mysterious" ass. i have quiet intensity
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i would fuck the shit out of this broad.
i never use such colorful language in person. the reality is i'd probably not, because if some girl told me she took pictures of herself naked and put them online i would have to be too drunk to make decisions for myself to actually follow through with the above statement. and then, i'll be picking up some antibiotics from health services, i am sure.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't see a smile!
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:29:06 EST (#)
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Steak my love, you have made me a happy lady!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:28:08 EST (#)
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It just occurred to me. I am nice.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:27:37 EST (#)
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You're right! Be mine?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:26:29 EST (#)
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I'm not confusing. I'm "deep" and "mysterious." Women like that, especially "blondes."
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:25:09 EST (#)
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Now you're just confusing me, I'm blonde you know! I thought gentlemen preferred us?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:24:34 EST (#)
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Yes, me indeed.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:23:35 EST (#)
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Who am I kidding? Why not me.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:23:28 EST (#)
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And I thought you were nice, Steak!
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:22:54 EST (#)
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You're all so cruel!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:22:50 EST (#)
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Damn right ":("
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:22:00 EST (#)
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:'(
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:21:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:21:04 EST (#)
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