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Why do men do this 2. (or i'm in a rut and don't really know what to have for lunch. I mean dinner.) (960 hits)

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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-01-30 20:46:34 EST




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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-02-01 18:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hah

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-31 14:41:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-31 12:24:40 EST (#)
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*goes to cafe press and orders an I H8 DANGER_RANGER ballcap and t-shirt*
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:)


:(

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 14:00:25 EST (#)
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Did Jack just have a tantrum??

Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-01-31 13:35:29 EST (#)
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STOP!

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-31 12:49:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-31 09:23:22 PST (#)
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Are you people kidding? If this is me, explain how I could have 2 pots on the front page at the same time. Jesus.


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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-31 12:39:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 04:19:52 EST (#)
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Hahaha.

I would like to marry lunfish every time I see that picture. But I'd have an affair with DR.

I like older men. :)
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Old? I have the original formula for dirt.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-01-31 12:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-31 02:18:46 GMT (#)
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i have to be honest...fuck this

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-31 12:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


*goes to cafe press and orders an I H8 DANGER_RANGER ballcap and t-shirt*


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-31 12:23:22 EST (#)
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Are you people kidding? If this is me, explain how I could have 2 pots on the front page at the same time. Jesus.


Why do men do this 2. (or i'm in a rut and don't really know what to have for lunch. I mean dinner.) (Rating: 0.19 on 28 reviews, last by haikumikoo 35 minutes ago)
Submitted by >>>>>>Jack McCallum<<<<<<< (View user info) at 2008-01-30 20:46:34 EST

It's been a while... (NSFW) (Rating: -0.22 on 120 reviews, last by HurtByTheSun 17 minutes ago)
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BART: I hacked rob_berg's computer and found this (Rating: 0.77 on 53 reviews, last by hidden101 1 hour ago)
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What???? *head hits desk* Why? Why!?! Why!?!?!? (Rating: 0.12 on 10 reviews, last by HadToBeDone 14 hours ago)
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APW- Tarantella (Real Poetry - No uberite had any hand in writing this) (Rating: 0.9 on 11 reviews, last by icarus1987 12 hours ago)
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APW: Here Is Where YOU Tell Me How Pretty I Am (Camwhore) (Rating: -0.24 on 130 reviews, last by corn_nugget 2 minutes ago)
Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2008-01-30 08:59:13 EST

APW: Girls With Guns (NSFW) (Rating: 0.86 on 63 reviews, last by DrogoRoch 18 minutes ago)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2008-01-30 08:43:03 EST

The Ballad of Will & Cammy (Rating: 1.21 on 32 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 89 minutes ago)
Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2008-01-30 08:04:10 EST

Wasted Time (Rating: 1.11 on 54 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 hours ago)
Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2008-01-30 05:17:26 EST

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Submitted by Anthony Locascio (View user info) at 2008-01-29 23:07:56 EST

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Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2008-01-29 22:24:50 EST

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Submitted by 74Dalmatians (View user info) at 2008-01-29 21:27:00 EST

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Submitted by Tomahawk (View user info) at 2008-01-29 21:26:23 EST

Why do men do this? (Rating: 0.92 on 73 reviews, last by Pentameter 2 hours ago)
Submitted by >>>>>>Jack McCallum<<<<<<<< (View user info) at 2008-01-29 19:13:38 EST


Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Hmmm...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for no picture of me

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am Jack's Crappy Sense of Comedy

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Jack's really bored...




Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-31 09:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Have a pity +1.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-31 08:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

would've laughed without the terrible unapplicable french joke.

ZZzzZZzzzzzz

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-01-31 08:06:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 picture of me

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-01-31 07:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll help you out:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1639351


Oh, and the 2008 Scott Baio is new and improved, if by "new" and "improved" one means "older" and "fatter," respectively. Or irrespectively, I suppose.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 05:42:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yeah, and locking yourself indoors won't help either. Bastard.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 05:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahahah

You are such a cunt, DR.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-01-31 04:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 04:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha.

I would like to marry lunfish every time I see that picture. But I'd have an affair with DR.

I like older men. :)
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sure you would - as long as it was opposite day and I'd suffered a massive brain trauma where I'd lost my memory and or mind and wasn't across my you don't sex brits rule even on opposite day rule, and pigs weren't flying and hell hadn't frozen over because it was opposite day and you raped me, and I somehow managed to get a hard on at my age, knowing it was opposite day and that would of course happen but still somehow managed, with you squirming around on top of me like opposite day kryptonite, and that even the e.r. staff would let you jump me when they were trying to diagnose my massive brain trauma regardless of it being opposite day because those people are matyrs, well then sure.

which is why i'll lock myself indoors next opposite day.

btw jack I like you but this post is fucking shithouse. Nice jpeg you luddite. jesus. I bet you still use an amstrad.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 04:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha.

I would like to marry lunfish every time I see that picture. But I'd have an affair with DR.

I like older men. :)

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-31 01:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You, sir, are a big meanie

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-30 22:07:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Scott = Lungfish.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1


Could have been good. Wasn't. -.1

Forgot the underscore, -1.

Jack worship, +1.


Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:18:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i have to be honest...fuck this

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Austrolopithicus africanus?

Doesn't look like a nigger.

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If you look closely, we almost look alike. I mean we both have great cheekbones, smoldering eyes, a man's nose, and are in general smoking hot. Maybe I'm his daughter.

I'd still fuck him.

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not sure I understand this, but then again I didn't read any of it. I just saw my face next to Johnny Depp's. Good job.

The things I have done to him in my mind, you would not believe.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

one of the worst posts ever

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this made me laugh uncontrollably. it might just be the drugs.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

one of the worst posts ever

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 21:00:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:53:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

yeah steak, like mccallum ever bothers to read your posts

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, and find a post to copy.

Once again proving you would be better off taking ghola lessons.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHA You are such a douchebag.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:55:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

4878 to go

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:53:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

yeah steak, like mccallum ever bothers to read your posts

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why not just steal stuff I've done, and re-do them your way, if not just a blatent copy and paste?

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-30 20:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit job on the image.


That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!

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