I have discovered the identity of helmut cat (SPT) (1012 hits)
Category: HumorLabels: secret_identities
Rating: 0.55 on 48 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Ltap (View user info) at 2008-01-31 10:48:16 EST
After many hours of pondering the true identity of helmut cat, I had a breakthrough...
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Submitted by PMN (user info) at 2008-05-16 16:12:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-30 11:34:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:46:42 EDT (#)
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dont give him hope
this aint worth the banwidth it takes up
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So since your posts are shittier, since they take up less bandwidth they're automatically great? What, erm, wonderful reasoning...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-30 11:03:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:46:42 EDT (#)
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dont give him hope
this aint worth the banwidth it takes up
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:27:51 EDT (#)
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If this was posted by a circle jerker it would be rated way higher.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:26:52 EDT (#)
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Ouch...
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:21:58 EDT (#)
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nice
i mean im no good at this
but if this is your best
just go home man
give up
eat some dinner
i meant ta -2 it the first time i saw it but i let it go
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-15 10:20:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by JacobKReist (user info) at 2008-02-12 23:25:33 EST (#)
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Fuck off. I'm more serious than any other time. Fuck off and never come back, I don't care if you are an alter or a real crazy person or what, just fuck off with your bullshit. You don't offend my religion (I'm atheist) or my sensibilities (I don't want to comment on your grammar and spelling), you offend me as a human being. I don't want to associate myself with you by saying we are from the same species.
Go away and die in a burrow surrounded by your filth, pig.
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Y HELO THAR RETAL. -2!!!
Submitted by JacobKReist (user info) at 2008-02-12 23:25:33 EST (#)
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Fuck off. I'm more serious than any other time. Fuck off and never come back, I don't care if you are an alter or a real crazy person or what, just fuck off with your bullshit. You don't offend my religion (I'm atheist) or my sensibilities (I don't want to comment on your grammar and spelling), you offend me as a human being. I don't want to associate myself with you by saying we are from the same species.
Go away and die in a burrow surrounded by your filth, pig.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-02-01 04:51:00 EST (#)
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hahahah YES
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-01 04:24:22 EST (#)
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mad detective skillz
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:45:37 EST (#)
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Oh, ok.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:37:08 EST (#)
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that pussy has fleas
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:15:29 EST (#)
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nope
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:56:12 EST (#)
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She's as sour as the lime on his head.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
zzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:15:24 EST (#)
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you know what fuck that. you dont get any reward for shlongy making fun of you. this sucked.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-01-31 15:14:02 EST (#)
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ok.
shlongy kept this post from a -2.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-01-31 14:46:18 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-01-31 13:36:01 EST (#)
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what a boney freak
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-31 13:26:12 EST (#)
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http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/31/funny-pictures-i-iz-held-captive-by-hoomans/
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2008-01-31 13:01:09 EST (#)
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HELMET CAT WILL RAM U AND RAM *TOM BRADY AND BREAK HIS WEAK OLD MAN ANKLE
GO HELMET CAT AND GIANTS WOO!!!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-31 12:31:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-31 12:10:11 EST (#)
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Punch Drunk Love is good.
It isn't funny, but it's definitely good.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:55:08 EST (#)
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Another unfunny and overrated person: Adam Sandler. Ugh.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:55:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:43:59 EST (#)
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Pauly Shore is exceedingly unfunny.
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I saw something that said 'Pauly Shore is Dead' then I found out it was a movie. That was mighty dissapointing. There should be some law about getting a mans hopes up like that
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:55:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:52:29 EST (#)
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I laughed.
I feel stupid now, but I laughed.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:53:02 EST (#)
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I see it around the eyes a little. A smoky eye is so hot right now.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:52:29 EST (#)
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I laughed.
I feel stupid now, but I laughed.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:48:12 EST (#)
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And so is Ltap.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:43:59 EST (#)
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Pauly Shore is exceedingly unfunny.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:40:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:22:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:00:21 EST (#)
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Oh, I know what a "joke" is.
But here's a tip for you: "Joke" is supposed to be synonymous with "humor" and "humor" induces "laughter" which confirms that the "statement" is indeed, a "joke".
See how that works, Pauly?
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A joke isn't necessarily a 'statement', it can be a question, preposition etc.
Waspy old fucknut.
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:21:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:10:47 EST (#)
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haha
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:06:41 EST (#)
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"Pauly" as in Pauly Shore.
For some reason, he thinks HE'S a funny guy, too. Just like you!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:03:19 EST (#)
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uncanny
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:02:45 EST (#)
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pauly?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-31 11:00:21 EST (#)
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Oh, I know what a "joke" is.
But here's a tip for you: "Joke" is supposed to be synonymous with "humor" and "humor" induces "laughter" which confirms that the "statement" is indeed, a "joke".
See how that works, Pauly?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:58:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:56:35 EST (#)
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You spent hours coming to THIS conclusion?
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it's called a "joke". It might not have been around when you were born.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:57:48 EST (#)
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Good call.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:56:35 EST (#)
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You spent hours coming to THIS conclusion?
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:54:18 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:54:10 EST (#)
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Ahh, old memes...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:53:42 EST (#)
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good call
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:52:33 EST (#)
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wow, you have.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:50:15 EST (#)
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Watch out, she gonna cut a bitch...
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-31 10:49:50 EST (#)
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This would be funnier if she had bangs. Other than that, it cracked a tiny smile on my face.