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gonna change my pitch up, gonna smack my bitch up (267 hits)

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Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2008-01-31 16:43:28 EST


"I used to hustle, now all I do is relax and strive
When I was young, I was a fan of the Jackson 5
I drop jewels, wear jewels to never run it
Wit more kicks than a baby in a mother's stomach
Nasty Nas has to rise, kid, surprise
This is exercise 'til the microphone dies
Back in '83, I was an MC sparking
But I was too scared to grab the mic's in the park and
Kick my little raps cause I thought niggas wouldn't understand
And now in every jam I'm the fucking man
I rap in front of more niggas than in the slave ships
I used to wash chips, now I load glock clips"

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:29:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Old news...

Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that monkey is slick

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

monkeys are like furry little people.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It looks like a stuffed animal!

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

;(((

get at me white girl...jk, I'd probably die an early death if that first post was serious.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

shutup white boy

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:44:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yeup in mah white t
spit yo game and git that gwop
get money
unh


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