4 out of 5 Dentists Agree (1105 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.35 on 69 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nurse O' Pain (View user info) at 2008-01-31 19:01:15 EST
I'm STILL fucking sexy!
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-10 06:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe I didn't rate this masterpiece.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-10 06:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-02-03 16:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny
i also woulda accepted a hot air baloon or mtv oddities: the head
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-02-03 16:18:23 EST (#)
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no
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:14:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:36:02 PST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:38:11 EST (#)
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You ladies done making asses out of yourselves yet?
Where's the fun in that?
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That's right!
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:36:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:38:11 EST (#)
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You ladies done making asses out of yourselves yet?
Where's the fun in that?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:44:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:12:24 PST (#)
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**********CT BARES HIS CHEST!**************
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 19:47:56 EST (#)
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1. S.I. Co. Semen
2. Method
3. Jewtoast
4. CabaretGirl
5. Lungish
6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
7. Orphelia
8. Drogoroch
9. HurtByTheSun
10. Anansie
11. dithered
12. TheDoctor
13. scourge
14. FlakMonkey
15. BeforeEmily
16. Brdn_Nkd
17. Iacobus
18. Lechuza
19. OathMeal
20. TheUniter
21. Wild (I'll fuck you like a dog) man
22. Keanu Reeves
23. Flying_Buttmonkey
24. Leonore
25. Assholy
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IF YOUR NAME ISN'T ON THIS LIST, ADD IT!
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:54:24 EST (#)
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Ew.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:50:39 EST (#)
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YOUR MOM GIVES THE BEST RIMJOBS!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:48:40 EST (#)
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Just Manic (sans caps) is fine Orph
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:35:30 EST (#)
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the comments below are incredibly ghey and entertaining. carry on.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:28:11 EST (#)
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i chuckled
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:48:37 EST (#)
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nah MANICMOTHER (caps lock optional) I never tire of being an internet ass. :)A big chubby insecure one at that.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:38:11 EST (#)
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You ladies done making asses out of yourselves yet?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:33:22 EST (#)
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I have been pregnant ages and today is the only day I made jokes about it. Seriously sista, chill the fuck out.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:20:15 EST (#)
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Euuuugghh.. one of those, eh? Congrats on being the first woman to get pregnant, in the history of the world, EVER.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:13:11 EST (#)
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huh? what? My boobies appear to have grown another cup size overnight. Jenny Garth can lick my swollen twat.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:08:15 EST (#)
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"You remind me of a girl I know. She is very beautiful but her beauty makes her insecure."
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jenny garth here is all about winding you up, and you can't see that?
weird.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 06:47:50 EST (#)
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I do think it is funny how someone can complain about weight comments gathered from a collection of their camwhores and then in the same breath rant at someone for being chubby from one photo.
'Ah! How dare you make negative comments about a camwhore I posted on the public internet! I am not skinny! My body is smokin', and you all want a piece! Haha the only reason you don't wanna fuck me is if you are chubby and insecure!'
Everyone likes something different, that is what makes the world go round.
My weight yo yos around the place. I think it is a mixture of 3 pregnancies, genes and my obsession with cheese. I am happiest when I have a bit of 'meat' on me. My boobs swell, I have a cute rounded tummy and my face fills out all the wrinkles disappear!
My other half, however, loves me being pregnant. His sex drive increases with the size of my belly. That is why he is always planting his filthy seed in me:)
I am happy. Sure there are things I would like to change, but hey ho, that is life.
Lisa, you constantly tell us all how hot you are, attacking those who don't agree, especially the ladies. You remind me of a girl I know. She is very beautiful but her beauty makes her insecure. She constantly worries her looks are her only interest, that no one bothers with what is inside her head. She uses her looks to her advantage and manipulate situations. Then moans when people call her for it. Any female who disagrees with her or just doesn't like her is 'jealous'.
Anyway, just chill out. If you look back through your camwhores, most comments I make are positive.
You look like Bonnie Langford.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 02:04:54 EST (#)
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It means I'd take you out to eat and stuff, damn girl get your mind out the gutter, damn!
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 02:03:57 EST (#)
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i don't know what that means but it sounds kinky!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 02:01:15 EST (#)
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Oh now you don't mind curvy girls? Hmmm... that's different. I could fatten you up a bit.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 01:58:39 EST (#)
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I don' mind curvy girls. I can do incredible things with my tongue.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 01:45:58 EST (#)
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Yes I've noticed! You mention it frequently. You wouldn't want to make out with a heifer though, be serious.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 01:44:54 EST (#)
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I don't have to hate you for being smart and talented. I happen to have those qualities too. You're annoying because you NEVER STOP!!! But that's the same reason why I'm starting to warm up to you. I'm not sure yet if it's affection or pity.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 01:42:53 EST (#)
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Does this mean you want to make out because I really have a hankering for a piece of girl-on-girl action lately and that is no joke.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 01:40:26 EST (#)
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Look lady, I don't hate you. You are just sooo delicate, it would seem. Just relax, live your life, stop posting so many damn pictures, and stop arguing with losers about how big your boobs are. Just relax, baby.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 01:38:21 EST (#)
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I feel great. I really like my body. I'm smart and talented. Isn't this why you hate me in the first place? Please explain, I am confused.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 01:37:21 EST (#)
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Yes, baby. I like you though.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 01:37:01 EST (#)
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Also, you're one ugly bitch Lisa.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 01:36:56 EST (#)
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Man I really went off on a tangent, didn't I? That's what happens when you drink amaretto like coke
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 01:36:27 EST (#)
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You're drunk. That's really impressive, and oozes self-confidence. Especially when you have to go to a bar to feel better about yourself. I don't mind not being covered in strangers' drool.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 01:33:58 EST (#)
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Keep going, this is funny. You don't know anything about me.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 01:31:38 EST (#)
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"Insecure is trying to prove a bunch of uberers that you're "slammin'".
hahahaha. hahahahahahahahaha.
I'll let you in on a dirty little secret: everyone I have a crush on from Ubersite has already seen me naked ;) I think they liked it...a lot.
Except for AJ, we're about to have phone sex. I hear he has a humongous pecker.
I don't need to impress guys on the Internet. I had to change fucking grocery stores because I was tired of butchers trying to pick me up.
"Measurements too, wow. That's grown-up. Let's all post our measurements!"
Don't post your measurements, you'll only embarrass yourself.
I've got news for you ladies who like to portray my focus on weight as shallow and immature: men like women who are not overweight, and that is a fact of life. It's a very basic and primal thing to desire someone whose body is fit. You can ignore it all you want but you will probably end up marrying a beer-bellied loser with low self-esteem if you can't get your own shit together.
I used to be a jealous bitch like you, angry at all the women that had better bodies than me. Then I grew up and went to the gym and became more confident in myself. Now I don't have to be envious of other people's confidence. I also took some advice from my dear friend hidden101, who told me to get out of my fucking house and do something. I read that you never go out of the house, perhaps this is part of your problem. Tonight I got sick of being at home so I went to a bar and bathed in a sea of testosterone. It was quite uplifting, you should try it.
Sorry ophelia, I didn't know you were pregnant. At least you can find a guy whose willing to knock you up and stick around. When I ask the guys I fuck what they would do if I got pregnant they always say they would push me down the stairs.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 00:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm everyone's alter, baby.
> puts on shades <
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 00:30:36 EST (#)
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Stop, or they'll think you're my alter.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 00:03:28 EST (#)
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And I miss you =(
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 00:02:57 EST (#)
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Working is ghey.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 23:58:36 EST (#)
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Hiding, dude. Just for a few days each week. It's called working. =P
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-31 23:55:11 EST (#)
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Where you at E?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 23:53:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-31 20:32:47 PST (#)
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Oh! It's dumb bitch! ...
Still thought his was funny.
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Thanks for your honesty, Raymond.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-01-31 23:33:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-31 23:32:47 EST (#)
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Oh! It's dumb bitch! ...
Still thought his was funny.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-01-31 22:47:12 EST (#)
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That's so hot.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-01-31 22:39:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:45:36 EST (#)
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All this crap stuff my weight because of a neck-up picture is retarded. My measurements are 34-24-36 and if you saw me naked you would be dying to stick it in me because my body is slammin'. Unless you like big boobs, then maybe not. I'm just curious, are you a fat jealous bitch or a lonely misogynistic ugly virgin? PS. I'm drunk and it's only 7:30! It's going to be a GOOD NIGHT
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Why the fuck would we be dying to "stick it in you"? I wouldn't want no bony ass stabbin' me while I try to get my freak on.
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-31 22:35:56 EST (#)
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4 out 5 Dentists Agree...'Turn that frown upside down.'
Skinny, anorexic barbie...ugly.
Random chick with smokey eyes, 'fashionable' hairdo, and pleasant 'measurements' 'fuck yeah.'
I declare a 'maritini mulligan.' Service me and the truch shall prevail!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 22:08:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:02:52 PST (#)
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Why am I not allowed to defend myself? Do you really think I care if this girl, or you, likes me? If you ridicule me I'm going to bite back--that's my personality.
Like this: you ARE chubby, you have a face like a swine and your makeup is 1985. Now stop condescending to me and go flirt with sicosemen, that ridiculous child with racial identity issues.
***I love that. Try convincing the males on this site that she's "swine-like" while they're all in an uproar because she's pregnant. Yeah, she's so hideous, being over 100 lbs and all. It's obvious you don't care, because you promptly posted your measurements.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:45:36 PST (#)
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All this crap stuff my weight because of a neck-up picture is retarded. My measurements are 34-24-36 and if you saw me naked you would be dying to stick it in me because my body is slammin'. Unless you like big boobs, then maybe not. I'm just curious, are you a fat jealous bitch or a lonely misogynistic ugly virgin? PS. I'm drunk and it's only 7:30! It's going to be a GOOD NIGHT
***If only I had a dick to stick in to you. Insecure is trying to prove a bunch of uberers that you're "slammin'". Measurements too, wow. That's grown-up. Let's all post our measurements!
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-31 16:49:37 PST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh wait, you're that emily girl. What is your issue? I called you pretty didn't I? Damn, chubby hoes are insecure.
***Why should I care if you called me pretty or not? Is that how easy it is to win you over? Doesn't work for chubby hoes I guess.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 21:56:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow...
Netimportant: Chill the fuck out. This is mostly making fun of the comments that were left on your post, not an attack on you. You need to grow some balls and not get so upset. No, not everybody liked your camwhore. Who cares? You don't have to insult them and call them all fat pigs. Who's insecure then?
Shlongy: I may be a fucking pig, but I'm definitely not an alter. That was a low blow.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-01-31 20:27:22 EST (#)
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They made an angelina jolie barbie?
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-01-31 20:27:18 EST (#)
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Wait until your are old then the fun begins : 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 20:12:09 EST (#)
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Ok, have it your way. I just think sometimes it is easier to laugh it off.
Will you all please let the blue eyeshadow thing go now? I wear sparkly green hehehe.
God, this indigestion is killing me. Babies, who would have 'em?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-31 20:12:03 EST (#)
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Oh...it's you.
You're a fucking pig.
-2.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-31 20:11:25 EST (#)
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Bauahahahahahah
You don't get a +2 because you're a coward hiding behind an alter.
PS. Lisa- I'm still waiting for you to call.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-31 20:02:52 EST (#)
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Why am I not allowed to defend myself? Do you really think I care if this girl, or you, likes me? If you ridicule me I'm going to bite back--that's my personality.
Like this: you ARE chubby, you have a face like a swine and your makeup is 1985. Now stop condescending to me and go flirt with sicosemen, that ridiculous child with racial identity issues.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
netimportant -
I am a Uk size 8, far from chubby. So I am not an 'insecure chubby'. Just because someone doesn't find you attractive, doesn't mean they are insecure. You post pictures of yourself, you make yourself available for comment. Take it all on your ample chin. Some people find you hot, others do not. No one can be liked by everyone. You can't call people just because they happen to dislike a pic you voluntarily posted.
You look skinny in your last camwhore. The angle is probably misleading but this is a joke. Relax, lady.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh wait, you're that emily girl. What is your issue? I called you pretty didn't I? Damn, chubby hoes are insecure.
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:47:41 EST (#)
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Needs more lolliopop head.
*please appreciate the time it took to log into this account*
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:45:36 EST (#)
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All this crap stuff my weight because of a neck-up picture is retarded. My measurements are 34-24-36 and if you saw me naked you would be dying to stick it in me because my body is slammin'. Unless you like big boobs, then maybe not. I'm just curious, are you a fat jealous bitch or a lonely misogynistic ugly virgin? PS. I'm drunk and it's only 7:30! It's going to be a GOOD NIGHT
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:44:34 EST (#)
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HA
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:27:11 EST (#)
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Nope! No alters here, Dreamweaver.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:21:01 EST (#)
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I don't want to sound like Emission, but are you sure you are not Hurty? Or maybe sico?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:17:04 EST (#)
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Yeah, yeah. I thought it was kind of mean so I hesitated. No offense to anyone, really.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:15:52 EST (#)
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You are about 4 days late on the non-existent bandwagon, jealous whore.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:13:14 EST (#)
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Sorry 'bout the filename. In other news,
UBERSITE IS BROKEN!!!
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:12:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:05:23 EST (#)
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She could still lose a few
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Agreed. Fat bitch..
Submitted by HandZon (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:05:23 EST (#)
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She could still lose a few
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:03:48 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:03:32 EST (#)
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I almost lol'd. Your filename sucks...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-01-31 19:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I would love to be size 00. Sooo sexy....