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Detroit SWAT (750 hits)

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Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2008-02-01 00:36:59 EST




A few weeks ago I caught an episode of Detroit SWAT. I have never really watched a full episode of these types of shows, but one thing that has always struck me is the cost and bullshit involved in an operation that rarely succeeds...

I have watched episodes where the swat team gets briefed days in advance, over a dozen officers view maps (hand drawn on a freaking whiteboard.. hello google earth anyone?) talk over the operation, spend hours in a weapon room etc. Then a dozen cops and 2 vehicles will raid a suspected dealers house only to find no dealer and no drugs... Of course windows are smashed and doors broken down during the process. I usually shake my head that they bothered to air something that had no arrests or any action.


The last time I watched an episode I was dumbfounded... I'll break down the checklist:

24 SWAT team members,
APC armoured vehicle (tank like thing with tiny holes to shoot or look out of)
a dozen local police officers
SWAT bus with dozens of rifles, shotguns and handguns
6 local police patrol cars
4 other SWAT transport vehicles.

The cost?

Where to begin, factor in weapons, ammunition normal wage plus overtime and collateral damage from neighbouring houses
I have no clue how to calculate it, perhaps someone can help in the reviews.

The scenario:

male wanted for assault with a deadly weapon
holed up in house in suburban area
the siege took place over 14 hours
The SWAT team fired countless rounds into the house from about 6 locations, including driving the APC onto the front lawn
smashed every window and door in the house

They fired over 36 gas cannisters that spew out some toxic shit - so toxic that half the SWAT uniforms had to be destroyed afterwards.

Slight overkill perhaps?

WTF people, come on - Assault with a deadly weapon? the guy hadn't been in prison before. His record wasn't mentioned but lets say he was a bad guy who had repeatedley evaded capture, does this warrant such excessive cost and force.

If your house was surrounded by a SWAT team and they started firing tear gas and other toxic substances into your house would you come out with your hands up and expect not to get shot at least 14 times in the fucking face within a second of you opening your front door?

The suspect killed himself about 2 hours (they suspect) into the siege but the SWAT guys were too fucking scared to actually enter the house. They stormed it after the 14 hour mark and found his body.

What an absolute fuck up and waste of time and money, there must have been more pressing issues in Detroit to resolve that day surely, like chasing white rappers with paintball guns up and down 8 mile or perhaps sniping canadians from across the border.









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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-02 05:39:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I'm not sure if I stopped by to "fuck YEAH" this post yet.


Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-02 05:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-02-02 03:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm NJ born and bred
--

WHOA WHOA WHOA

TOO MUCH INFORMATION

You don't have to tell us right away you're from new jersey you should break us into that.

Wait, is this locksly? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you... your annunciation would improve if you took rob berg's dick out of your mouth.
____

Come on, I'm a pitcher baby

Submitted by Green_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-02 03:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"What you saw in Detroit was the result of years of neglect and corrupt city officials."

Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-02-02 03:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm NJ born and bred
--

WHOA WHOA WHOA

TOO MUCH INFORMATION

You don't have to tell us right away you're from new jersey you should break us into that.

Wait, is this locksly? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you... your annunciation would improve if you took rob berg's dick out of your mouth.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-02 03:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

My dear moronic uber compatriot,

Your ignorance is showing. Minors cannot be sentenced to death. Life terms, yes, but that policy was put in place in the early 90's when the US had an explosion crime by children, some as young as 10, for murder, not accidental death, straight up MURDER. As far as the mentally handicapped going down, spew your shit at Texas or Florida, Michigan doesn't HAVE a death penalty and hasn't for a 100 years give or take a decade. Guns are not drawn at routine traffic stops. Never have. And as far as the testosterone filled, jumped up, police state, donut eating officer goes, DEATH is a very REAL possibility when you're on the job in this city. The simplest of domestic dispute calls can turn into a firestorm. These men and women, and I mean the ones in the trenches not the coffee sucking higher ups, deal with dead kids, beaten women, and random shootings and stabbings on a daily basis.

I don't know where you're from Locks, I really don't care. Obviously somewhere that the crime rate is so low you have your newspaper reporting every little home invasion like its the crime of the century. I spent my formative years hanging out in Detroit. I've seen the violence, the guns, the drugs. I've seen the baser part of humankind come out and wreak horrific damage seen nowhere but in the local news here and Hollywood. The SWAT team may have over done it in the instance you saw but did you see the episode of The First 48 from a&e where they followed a detroit detective to a crime scene where they found a single bloody teenage survivor of a domestic dispute who had her extended family beaten to death with a lead pipe? No, it was decided that it was far too bloody an event to show on cable television. How about the man who walked into a home daycare facility shot both the woman that ran it and her niece who was holding her infant just so he could go in a back room and beat his 3 yr old daughter to death with the butt of his gun so he didn't have to pay child support to her mother. How about 4th of July shootings a few years back? Some asshole randomly fired into a huge crowd killing and wounding innocents and then disappeared back into the crowd of frightened people/sheep never to be seen again?

Know this, I support the soldiers in a war, not the policy makers who's words mean shit.
_____

You're a fucking idiot.

I'm NJ born and bred, you talk like some fuckwad who hasnt seen shit and watches fox news. There is no fucking war in America except the one created by authority. Go fuck yourself.

There is no way you can justify the police state that we have created in this country so don't even try.

What you saw in Detroit was the result of years of neglect and corrupt city officials.

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-02-01 17:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2008-02-01 00:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Its detroit, yo
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Yes, you're right, the SWAT teams are seriously over doing it. They should all be sent off on long vacations while the city swallows itself whole in a sea of crime and blood.

_____________



I should be sent off on a long vacation with your mom to start a SWAT fire in her fucking panties.
______________________

You should work up to that. It kind of leaves you nowhere to go.



Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

overwelming force is the best and only solution for certain scumbags

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Did they over do it here, yes.

If there was no SWAT teams would drug gangs not have auto or semiautomatic weapons, bullet proof vests, control of neighborhoods so they know whenever swat is coming etc-Yes.


Unfortunately there is a place fo them in cesspools like detroit.

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What an absolute fuck up and waste of time and money, there must have been more pressing issues in Detroit to resolve that day surely, like chasing white rappers with paintball guns up and down 8 mile

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:52:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Someday Detroit will finally be what it can and should be, but it sure doesn't look like that day will be coming any time soon.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Detroit is a shithole. They should blow it up and start over.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHAHA
Darko? Are you enjoying the Clinton-esk scandal Kwame's got going? I know I find it amusing. Too bad his size will keep him from getting a human booster shot when he goes to jail for perjury. Too bad his wife took the money from his family to "stand by" her lying, cheating, massages and romantic trips with his hos at the taxpayer's expense husband. Too bad his lies cost the city a $9mill judgment against it. Too bad the people of Detroit couldn't get past the color of his skin and vote for ANYBODY else in the last election.

I miss Archer. Now THERE was a good man.

(sigh) Too Bad for Detroit.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

BLOW ME

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:48:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I doubt it was that they were too scared to go in untill after 14 hours, they probably knew he was at least immobolized, at best had life threatening injuries and wanted to let those injuries run their course so they wouldn't have to save them.

If you want to get into the overzealous stuff, use the Insane man who got killed for moving around his rake, not the preperation they put into going after guys who would kill them if they saw the opening. The problem in Detroit is the government there, not the police force. It's actually kind of like robocop 3 in that way.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You talk sense, locksly.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

My dear moronic uber compatriot,

Your ignorance is showing. Minors cannot be sentenced to death. Life terms, yes, but that policy was put in place in the early 90's when the US had an explosion crime by children, some as young as 10, for murder, not accidental death, straight up MURDER. As far as the mentally handicapped going down, spew your shit at Texas or Florida, Michigan doesn't HAVE a death penalty and hasn't for a 100 years give or take a decade. Guns are not drawn at routine traffic stops. Never have. And as far as the testosterone filled, jumped up, police state, donut eating officer goes, DEATH is a very REAL possibility when you're on the job in this city. The simplest of domestic dispute calls can turn into a firestorm. These men and women, and I mean the ones in the trenches not the coffee sucking higher ups, deal with dead kids, beaten women, and random shootings and stabbings on a daily basis.

I don't know where you're from Locks, I really don't care. Obviously somewhere that the crime rate is so low you have your newspaper reporting every little home invasion like its the crime of the century. I spent my formative years hanging out in Detroit. I've seen the violence, the guns, the drugs. I've seen the baser part of humankind come out and wreak horrific damage seen nowhere but in the local news here and Hollywood. The SWAT team may have over done it in the instance you saw but did you see the episode of The First 48 from a&e where they followed a detroit detective to a crime scene where they found a single bloody teenage survivor of a domestic dispute who had her extended family beaten to death with a lead pipe? No, it was decided that it was far too bloody an event to show on cable television. How about the man who walked into a home daycare facility shot both the woman that ran it and her niece who was holding her infant just so he could go in a back room and beat his 3 yr old daughter to death with the butt of his gun so he didn't have to pay child support to her mother. How about 4th of July shootings a few years back? Some asshole randomly fired into a huge crowd killing and wounding innocents and then disappeared back into the crowd of frightened people/sheep never to be seen again?

Know this, I support the soldiers in a war, not the policy makers who's words mean shit.


Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:16:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

so you're saying they should let it go and do nothing?

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2008-02-01 00:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Its detroit, yo
---------------------
And that comment should say it all. Apparently you've never visited lovely Detroit and all its urban decaying glory. A place where cops pulling over a simple traffic violation get shot at the driver side window before they have a chance to speak. Home to thousands of unliscensed guns and illegal fully automatic assault rifles. A city where gunfire in some neighborhoods is a daily thing and random murder occurs so often its rarely reported unless it involved some poor kid who caught a stray bullet while playing his xbox 3 doors down from a house that was "lit up" as they say. Let us look at the drug trade where dealers fighting over turf are out to literally STOMP the competition, typically being found face first (what's left of it anyway) in a pool of their own blood. Think of it, WHOLE neighborhoods under control (and interestingly enough well protected) by dealers the police can't identify because the residents won't speak out of fear, loyalty, or the far more insidious fact that the dealer protects the neighborhood better than the over stretched, under paid police force can.

Yes, you're right, the SWAT teams are seriously over doing it. They should all be sent off on long vacations while the city swallows itself whole in a sea of crime and blood.

_____________

WRONG.

They're overzealous, hormone fuelled soldiers working for a police state. And they're fucking incompetent half the time to boot.

How else could criminals be expected to act when faced with a cluster fuck of glorified donut munchers on a power trip outside they're front door.

I should be sent off on a long vacation with your mom to start a SWAT fire in her fucking panties.

Name me one other western country that cops will draw a gun on a routine traffic stop, or another country that uses the death penalty on minors or people with intellectual disabilities, and while not excusing criminals for their actions, it all comes down to how authority is administered, now go get me them long vacation tickets.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Once again we have a person making judgements on things they know fuck all about. Stick to what you know, like Nintendo and marathon masturbation.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:23:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2008-02-01 00:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Its detroit, yo
---------------------
And that comment should say it all. Apparently you've never visited lovely Detroit and all its urban decaying glory. A place where cops pulling over a simple traffic violation get shot at the driver side window before they have a chance to speak. Home to thousands of unliscensed guns and illegal fully automatic assault rifles. A city where gunfire in some neighborhoods is a daily thing and random murder occurs so often its rarely reported unless it involved some poor kid who caught a stray bullet while playing his xbox 3 doors down from a house that was "lit up" as they say. Let us look at the drug trade where dealers fighting over turf are out to literally STOMP the competition, typically being found face first (what's left of it anyway) in a pool of their own blood. Think of it, WHOLE neighborhoods under control (and interestingly enough well protected) by dealers the police can't identify because the residents won't speak out of fear, loyalty, or the far more insidious fact that the dealer protects the neighborhood better than the over stretched, under paid police force can.

Yes, you're right, the SWAT teams are seriously over doing it. They should all be sent off on long vacations while the city swallows itself whole in a sea of crime and blood.



Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Where to begin with all this faggotry... I'm pretty sure you are convinced that uber has become your faggot pageant which you are so desperate to cram cocks down your throat. You are so gay that you shit dicks. End of story. Knock it the fuck off with the gay pancake eating contest, as well.

Yes, overkill. Why not get a full body armor (head to toe) and go in there and subdue the man with a bullet to the face?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-01 06:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I remember playing SWAT 2, you always blanketed the area in teargas. You only got a -3 for firing ten teargas rounds into an outhouse with a baddie in it, but you got a -5 if you blasted him in the teeth with a sniper and he wasn't 'gun up'.

The only problem was you couldn't get gas masks for K-9 units which was very inconveniant.

Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-02-01 04:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

locksly mcjocksly

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-02-01 04:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Technical Womans Alert Team

T.W.A.T

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-01 04:10:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 04:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

there is no bottom line in public safety you bean counter
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He wasn't charlie manson or OJ

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 04:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

there is no bottom line in public safety you bean counter

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-01 03:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-01 01:21:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

its detroit i would of been more scared of the other people who just happened ta be in the building

and again its detroit who cares if theres anohter rundown house. someones just gunna burn it down for insurance money anyway

and the mayor dont give a shit about money
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The whole neighbourhood got cleared when SWAT arrived...

Its probably a budget thing where if they don't spend their whole budget then in the next financial year that will get allocated less money.



Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-01 01:21:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

its detroit i would of been more scared of the other people who just happened ta be in the building

and again its detroit who cares if theres anohter rundown house. someones just gunna burn it down for insurance money anyway

and the mayor dont give a shit about money

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 00:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

On my +2 forever list.

Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2008-02-01 00:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Its detroit, yo


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