Dear Lisa, (1571 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2008-02-01 07:14:54 EST
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-02 01:02:48 EST (#)
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nobody fucks with the jesus.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-02-02 00:54:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:29:46 EST (#)
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I like the effort...unfortunately, I think you're a moron. -2.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:15:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 17:56:43 EST (#)
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Ah, that is the nicest thing anyone on Uber ever *sob* said.
On the internet, I like to slut around.
In real life, I am a virgin and a prude. Seriously.
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So it's kind of like this dude in my office who plays World of Warcraft.
In real life, Joe's this meek, low-level accountant. Online, he is a 34th Elven studmiffin who flirts with (men pretending to be) women from around the world, and and drinks make-believe alcohol with his comitatus of fellow make-believers. In my mind, play-acting is one of the healthiest things you can do.
Until you get to be old enough to have a car and a mortgage. Then it's a waste of time and kinda creepy. :(
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:16:15 EST (#)
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bitch had it comin!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 17:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:28:21 GMT (#)
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I mean I think orphelia's kind of a whore, but I don't dislike her, and wouldn't find her suffering to be amusing.
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Ah, that is the nicest thing anyone on Uber ever *sob* said.
On the internet, I like to slut around.
In real life, I am a virgin and a prude. Seriously.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:59:46 EST (#)
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f there were some sort of Dish package where I could pay $5 extra a month to watch vultures pick out your pancreas, I might spring for it.
*** that's comedy
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:30:07 EST (#)
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No no, I'm just trying to figure out why it is that imagining you leaking blood from your ears makes me chuckle a bit. I guess it's just one of the great mysteries of the universe. Carry on.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:28:21 EST (#)
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I mean I think orphelia's kind of a whore, but I don't dislike her, and wouldn't find her suffering to be amusing.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:27:45 EST (#)
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377 more to go, big guy: http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=icarus1987&cutoff=162 Here's to persistence and whatever makes you happy. Personally, it sounds like you have too much vested in to me, but who am I to complain about adoration and loyalty.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:23:34 EST (#)
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Here's the thing. I'm a nice guy. I give money to charity, spent a year as a youth counselor in a homeless shelter (yes, insert random 'yer ghey fer kids' joke), taken in stray pets, feed the birds and animals in my neighborhood, I even keep a stash of bones for the neighborhood dogs. Sure, I'm a little antisocial, and I rip on people here a lot, but for the most part, aside from attention whoring or sucky writing, I think they're alright.
Except you.
It's not that I hate you -- I've never met you -- but in all honesty, you're the sort of person I'd kinda enjoy seeing in pain. Not that I'd do it myself, mind you, or actually invest anything into what I see it as a waste of time, but if there were some sort of Dish package where I could pay $5 extra a month to watch vultures pick out your pancreas, I might spring for it. Not that I'd so much watch it really; I'd more DVR a few hours and have it on in the background as I play around in 3ds Max.
I'm not sure why exactly I feel that way; you've made attempts at being buddies in the past, so can't say you're an outright asshole. And sure, everything you've ever posted was honestly terrible, but that's not a crime, really, and I could just stop clicking on your posts if I weren't so bored. I think it's more because of a certain something in your countenance; something you share with our current president. It's like when I look at you, I don't see that spark of life or awareness. Just the same stupid, self-absorbed, glazed-over stare that's reflected in all of your posts.
So, yeah, sorry about kind of thinking the world would be better off if your kind dead, but I'm probably going to keep on doing it anyway.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:36:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for me.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:36:00 EST (#)
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You didn't hurt my feelings you attention whore. You stole my temporary spotlight but you can have it back.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:34:52 EST (#)
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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, Simon.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:18:17 EST (#)
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No, I don't. Thanks for asking.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:17:43 EST (#)
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HA
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:43:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:12:24 PST (#)
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**********CT BARES HIS CHEST!**************
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 19:47:56 EST (#)
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1. S.I. Co. Semen
2. Method
3. Jewtoast
4. CabaretGirl
5. Lungish
6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
7. Orphelia
8. Drogoroch
9. HurtByTheSun
10. Anansie
11. dithered
12. TheDoctor
13. scourge
14. FlakMonkey
15. BeforeEmily
16. Brdn_Nkd
17. Iacobus
18. Lechuza
19. OathMeal
20. TheUniter
21. Wild (I'll fuck you like a dog) man
22. Keanu Reeves
23. Flying_Buttmonkey
24. Leonore
25. Assholy
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IF YOUR NAME ISN'T ON THIS LIST, ADD IT!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:41:36 EST (#)
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i do so like the gif too.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:19:55 EST (#)
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thx for the gif...lol
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:58:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:37:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:31:32 EST (#)
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Ten minutes to Wapner, dippy.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:16:43 EST (#)
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I'm torn between giving you the negative attention you seem to be seeking and ignoring you.
Such a problem.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:34:14 EST (#)
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KK made me laugh....really fucking hard.
Corny...pull the string and replace.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:33:25 EST (#)
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This post is retarded, that's whats wrong.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:33:12 EST (#)
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Pow! Right in the kisser!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:19:17 EST (#)
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Sitting on the couch, Simon had one hand scrambling about the bottom of his Chee-tos bag for orange. crummy remains while the other was firmly clamped around his sweaty testicles. He gave his balls a series of spasmic squeezes as he licked the cheesy power from his fingers. "If only they knew!" he thought as he hammered out another sentence on his keyboard with his saliva-sticky paws. Giggling to himself, a stray finger reached back towards his asshole, the keyboard momentarily abandoned for another dive at his snack food.
"Bloody Hell," said Berty from behind the glass. "You've actually done it, TTOM. You genetically constructed the evil twin of Jaypeg."
Nodding, with a far away look to his eyes, TTOM replied, "Yes, but is such a creature truly a success or a failure?"
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:09:29 EST (#)
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OOPS FORGOT TEH PLUS TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:08:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:08:09 EST (#)
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PROBLEM SOLVED
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:07:42 EST (#)
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KISS MY ASS HYPOSPADIAS I'LL PLUS TWO YOU AS MUCH AS I WANT
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:07:10 EST (#)
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UBERSITE IS BROKEN
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:33:43 EST (#)
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Haudrey, humor me...I'll let this serve as a fair substitute for a handy.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:33:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:30:55 EST (#)
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Yes, I did look them up.
Does this work: That backstabbing, duplicitous, whore told us both the same thing!
This feels better : That backstabbing, duplicitous whore told us both the same thing!
But i'm not a native, so probably wrong...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:32:08 EST (#)
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Seems relatively correct. Although it is kind of choppy. Might just be the redundancy with backstabbing.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:30:55 EST (#)
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Yes, I did look them up.
Does this work: That backstabbing, duplicitous, whore told us both the same thing!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:28:22 EST (#)
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ATTN: All English Speakers/Writers
Re: Two New Words For Me
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In reading something today I found two new words that I'd like to incorporate into a phrase, story, poem, review, or such. It is well known that I butcher the language, so will someone properly use these two words in a sentence for me? They can be separate sentences.
duplicitous
misjoinder
Thank you,
The Semen
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:23:42 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:20:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:54:25 EST (#)
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Seriously, everyone should try breeding at least once. little sicos running everywhere!
I hope this one is a girl. Were thinking Isabelle or Grace. If it is another boy, Bruno or Aubrey.
For god'sake, don't call it Aubrey...Oh, how i hate that name!
If it helps :PLZ!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:19:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:03:52 EST (#)
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Muddy, you want to fight, fagoon?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:47:59 EST (#)
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OMG SOOOOOO COOOOOOLLL!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:28:12 EST (#)
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I AM the police. BUTT POLICE!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:17:39 EST (#)
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Okay, but if you try and get me lactating again I'm going to call the police!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:14:33 EST (#)
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Drogo, pucker that sexy ass and let me slam you when you are lecturing me, ok?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:12:41 EST (#)
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Ouch! That would smash my glass jaw right up. One shouldnt be hitting women you know, hitting on them okay, but not actually hiiting them. At least thats what my mum used to say before smacking me with the slipper.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:02:42 EST (#)
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You aren't answering the question and I'm as far removed from any hollywood garbage as anyone you'll know.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:46:56 EST (#)
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Quid? Are you going part-time pseudo-British like Britney?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:43:25 EST (#)
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f a g
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:42:00 EST (#)
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I just noticed that you went on a stupid spree on some of my posts a little while back. Kinda made me smirk with a couple of the comments.
I felt dirty so I cut myself.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:38:08 EST (#)
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Had, we had raised $500 for my Filipino buddy to grow out a "bitchin'" mullet and shave lightning bolts into the side of his head. Would you have done it for 5 quid?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:34:17 EST (#)
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I think all the femmes are banding together. Execute PLAN B.5 ¢
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:28:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:25:54 EST (#)
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You're almost as hip as Vanilla Ice, Simon. I say almost because you don't have the notches carved into your eyebrow.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:24:40 EST (#)
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How e-hip I am, Hadrey.
Toe, nope, but it's a good way to shut 'em up.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:23:01 EST (#)
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So what exactly were you telling me to get over already?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:19:48 EST (#)
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i'm not getting it.... did she fuck your boyfriend or something? Why the hate?
+2 cos, I wanted to do that to my boss today, i had to work overtime and missed my bus. Thank god for vodka is all t i can say.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:05:56 EST (#)
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No one said you did. That doesn't mean I don't want a handy.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:01:53 EST (#)
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I never said a word to you, Simon.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:00:24 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:59:17 EST (#)
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I can't help but talk to myself, I am so interesting.
Haha I sound like Lisa.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:58:53 EST (#)
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Haddy, what say you give me a handy and get over it already, eh? Calm down, I'm having fun with you...unless of course you really want to give me a handy.
O, I just don't like common names. I like my name because it's not that common. I like Isis for a girl. I like Cessali (sess-a-lee, for a girl; sess-a-lye, for a boy). I'll think of some others.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:54:25 EST (#)
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Seriously, everyone should try breeding at least once. little sicos running everywhere!
I hope this one is a girl. Were thinking Isabelle or Grace. If it is another boy, Bruno or Aubrey.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:53:59 EST (#)
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Orphelia, stop talking to yourself. It's pathetic and so 2005.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:51:48 EST (#)
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I don't know, Americans have such silly names. I like the name Antelope for a girl and Wheat for a boy.
Cessali isn't to bad, I guess. My Friend just had a girl and called her Cadence, truly awful.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:48:48 EST (#)
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It's okay...I'll take it. What's a good baby name? I'd like to have another me running around but I think the whole ,Jr. shit is whack.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:46:30 EST (#)
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Sorry, that last comment was below your belt.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:45:31 EST (#)
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What the fuck kind of a name is Cessali? Isn't that french for crap hole?
Are you insisting on a DNA test? I think we will know it is yours when it appears with a double chin, inability to spell and a disappointing peenar.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:42:49 EST (#)
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I'm going to name my first born Cessali, however, if it comes out of your butchered cunt we'll have to call it Unfortunate.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:41:23 EST (#)
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i was just a sayin', milky boobs are not the only body change in a pregnant lady.
What are we calling our offspring anyway, daddy?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:39:25 EST (#)
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It only takes one of you filthy sluts to wrangle my piccolo.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:39:12 EST (#)
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How many girls does it take to blow sicos cock?
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Two. One to suck his rotten squirrel dick, the other to hold his giant ego.
hehehe
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:37:48 EST (#)
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How many girls does it take to blow sicos cock?
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Two. One to put his fetid cock in her herpe ridden mouth, the other to take a photo for an exclusive Uber camwhore.
hahaha
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:35:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DreamWeaver (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:34:43 EST (#)
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Violence is never the answer, no matter how irritating the bitch.
+2 for the super little story though. How many girls does it take to blow sicos cock?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:33:37 EST (#)
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Oh, then I railed that girl about 6 times that night and next morning. When I talk to my ex, she reminds me of the time I got head on the porch. She doesn't know about me having intercourse with the girl.
What's the other benefit of milk sacks?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:29:08 EST (#)
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What a delightful story. I shall regale my family with it at sunday lunch this week.
Milky boobs are not the only benefit, sico, you dirty hound.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:21:27 EST (#)
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About 1.5 years ago I went back down to VA where I met up with a girl I once dated. She had a young daughter that she left at home with her mom or someone. I drank tit milk that night and noticed that it was sweet. I also got tit milk squirted in my face and loved it. Then some other girl came down from upstairs and joined in the action. I wound up getting a beej on the front porch with 3 people watching (2 chicks, 1 dude). I don't remember her name, but I like mommy milk.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 07:17:04 EST (#)
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I am, like, so jealous of that girl!! +2s all the way.
I am so chubby :(
hehehehe
My squirty nipples will be the death of you, sico.