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Submitted by I_can_get_you_a_toe (View user info) at 2008-02-01 09:22:11 EST












Shameless but trashy yet classy.JPG (0 bytes) [application/octet-stream]

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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-19 16:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 15:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I do wish you all the best toe, and I have missed ya.

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:)

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 15:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I do wish you all the best toe, and I have missed ya.


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-13 04:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-29 10:09:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TOE???
AND CAMWHORE!!

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-29 07:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

everyone knows that any post bearing only a link should include a mandatory pic of a slore getting a facial. geeeez.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-29 05:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TOE???

Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-04-29 04:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I dont quite get this.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-30 15:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 14:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


CAM

whore.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 14:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


CAM

whore.


Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-03-09 05:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I would rather NOT be reading this.

Maybe you should take this time to take stock of the people that you hang out with. (if in fact they exist) Cos you're not funny. at all.
--
That had nothing to do with my friends.

I think its funny how everyone on uber is a virgin faggot with no friends.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-02-02 05:38:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


...


Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-02 05:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Great post!

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love shameless and trashy, but I'm indifferent about the classy. Great post.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:12:24 PST (#)
Ranking: 0

**********CT BARES HIS CHEST!**************

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 19:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


1. S.I. Co. Semen
2. Method
3. Jewtoast
4. CabaretGirl
5. Lungish
6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
7. Orphelia
8. Drogoroch
9. HurtByTheSun
10. Anansie
11. dithered
12. TheDoctor
13. scourge
14. FlakMonkey
15. BeforeEmily
16. Brdn_Nkd
17. Iacobus
18. Lechuza
19. OathMeal
20. TheUniter
21. Wild (I'll fuck you like a dog) man
22. Keanu Reeves
23. Flying_Buttmonkey
24. Leonore
25. Assholy


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IF YOUR NAME ISN'T ON THIS LIST, ADD IT!

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:39:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Boooooo.

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Christ, lady, figure it out.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

whatever, I have bigger problems right now.

My toilet cat has decided to come and say hello....

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I refuse to comment in a meaningful fashion until Toe pulls her ginormeous head outta her cavernous ass and POSTS A REAL PIC!

...

um, <3?

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Eww, don't com near me with your hands all spitty, lady.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:29:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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oh so you're trying now?


*rolls up sleeves*


*spits in each hand*



Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


*Oil Oil Slap Slap Rub*

"Ooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

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sounds like a country song...

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Toe, what are you doing? Did you just try and re-type the extension as .jpg?

You poor, poor, girl. You need hugs and an education


Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0




Only kidding, lets all sit down on bean bags
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I *have* a bean bag. it's green. they aren't that comfortable to sleep on.
--

Wasn't thinking about sleeping on it. I have a black one, actually allow me to re-phrase. My cats have a nice grey looking one that used to be black.

Come on now Hum. I'll start

*Oil Oil Slap Slap Rub*

"Ooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0




Only kidding, lets all sit down on bean bags
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I *have* a bean bag. it's green. they aren't that comfortable to sleep on.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Toe, what are you doing? Did you just try and re-type the extension as .jpg?

You poor, poor, girl. You need hugs and an education


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*screws up face*

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:59:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

is it that difficult?

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yes :(


and don't even TRY to 'out-bitch' me. I've been at it for years according to the girl I bumped into the other day, who told me that I had 'fucked her over' in high school.

God, girls are so catty, one pregnancy rumour and you're a bitch fo life.
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FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!

Only kidding, lets all sit down on bean bags and hum, whilst stroking each others Chakras and burning incense.







Oh and we are all naked too, just so you know. Wouldnt want you to turn up and have all the weird smelly fat naked people laugh at you for having your clothes on.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

jesus you're a dork _toe. I quite like that I have your camwhore, more that you can manage to send it in an email but not post it on uber, and the uber-angst - you've quite a following. oh wait - sheep. typical.

anyway I think I'll just sell it on ebay.

--

you've used up one of your sheep jokes. and in a rating....i'm disappointed.

and that's SUPER_DORK_TOE



Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

is it that difficult?

----

yes :(


and don't even TRY to 'out-bitch' me. I've been at it for years according to the girl I bumped into the other day, who told me that I had 'fucked her over' in high school.

God, girls are so catty, one pregnancy rumour and you're a bitch fo life.


and anyways, it's been thursday and friday when i've tried...drinking nights.

:(

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

is it that difficult?


Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah...

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ESAD
-----------------
OH NO U DINT!

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:04:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Just changing the .ext don't get it done, kiddo.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ESAD

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:54:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Toe, what are you doing? Did you just try and re-type the extension as .jpg?

You poor, poor, girl. You need hugs and an education.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

DAMMIT


it's all up to danger_ranger now



*kapow*
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jesus you're a dork _toe. I quite like that I have your camwhore, more that you can manage to send it in an email but not post it on uber, and the uber-angst - you've quite a following. oh wait - sheep. typical.

anyway I think I'll just sell it on ebay.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mmmmm....application/octet-stream....

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

AWESOME!!!

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If it reads as "(0 bytes) [application/octet-stream]" in the ammount of information in the image, then it essentially does not exist. You've either got a broken/corrupted image, or it's in a filetype that uber cannot/willnot handle.

+2 to save your rating, if only for a few seconds till you can make it work and come up with something else.

Fucking America.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You failed three times.

Hat-trick. Well done.


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Just act classic, rap shit from jurassic

Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:23:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You failed three times.

Hat-trick. Well done.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:23:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Narp.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

DAMMIT


it's all up to danger_ranger now



*kapow*

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fucking america :-(

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ummm????


Um, it's like, uh ... did anyone see the movie `Tron'?

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