I hope you understand (950 hits)
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Submitted by Nurse O' Pain (View user info) at 2008-02-01 10:38:35 EST
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 19:35:37 EST (#)
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Post something then, BritishBeefCurtains.
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-02-21 19:31:55 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 19:20:01 EST (#)
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Because it's on the Uberboard and it's fucking hilarious.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-02-21 19:19:18 EST (#)
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oh. good. well then,
NO JIZZ FOR YOU
or whatever the hell you're saying, for whatever stupid reason you're saying it.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-21 19:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You weren't supposed to.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-02-21 18:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i didn't get it
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2008-02-02 16:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
to be perfectly honest, i haven't the slightest fucking clue what you're going on about here.
Submitted by crosschris (user info) at 2008-02-02 16:32:26 EST (#)
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1. crosschris
2. yo mama
3. Jewtoast
4. CabaretGirl
5. Lungish
6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
7. Orphelia
8. Drogoroch
9. HurtByTheSun
10. Anansie
11. dithered
12. TheDoctor
13. scourge
14. FlakMonkey
15. BeforeEmily
16. Brdn_Nkd
17. Iacobus
18. Lechuza
19. OathMeal
20. TheUniter
21. Wild (I'll fuck you like a dog) man
22. Keanu Reeves
23. Flying_Buttmonkey
24. Leonore
25. Assholy
26. Linus
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IF YOUR NAME ISN'T ON THIS LIST, ADD IT!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now what happens?
Where's my prize?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:42:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:12:24 PST (#)
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**********CT BARES HIS CHEST!**************
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 19:47:56 EST (#)
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1. S.I. Co. Semen
2. Method
3. Jewtoast
4. CabaretGirl
5. Lungish
6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
7. Orphelia
8. Drogoroch
9. HurtByTheSun
10. Anansie
11. dithered
12. TheDoctor
13. scourge
14. FlakMonkey
15. BeforeEmily
16. Brdn_Nkd
17. Iacobus
18. Lechuza
19. OathMeal
20. TheUniter
21. Wild (I'll fuck you like a dog) man
22. Keanu Reeves
23. Flying_Buttmonkey
24. Leonore
25. Assholy
26. Linus
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IF YOUR NAME ISN'T ON THIS LIST, ADD IT!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:13:41 EST (#)
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Sign it then, bitch! We need 50 signatures!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where the hell am I on that list, E?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:37:02 EST (#)
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i do
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:25:00 EST (#)
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:)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:24:01 EST (#)
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*swoons*
Excellent. We shall then proceed to violate each other and have EI sell the clip to postyourgirls.com for a hefty profit.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:24:01 EST (#)
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i have a genuine 50s rockabilly skirt.
glad to see you back, nice post btw!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
have we got our chaos crossed?
no one gets me, l am so unique *cuts wrists*
i like you, kk. you made my hotlist!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:16:30 EST (#)
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Absolute boredom has driven me back here.
That, and a great desire not to do any work right now of any merit.
Work tonight should be fun, though. It's an all rockabilly show.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
chaos is 1 of the few people i can have a laugh with.
i thought you had left anyway, kk? begone! shoo!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:13:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:09:39 EST (#)
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woooow there slim, where did that come from?
i do not act like anything. i made what we in the uk call a joke!
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Oh.
I kinda wondered why you suddenly didn't like me.
I'm sorry, let's make out and let EI video tape...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
woooow there slim, where did that come from?
i do not act like anything. i made what we in the uk call a joke!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:04:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i do not approve of slothsucker. i allow chaos to use it or else he would cry like a bitch.
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Awww, I think it's cute how you try to act like you matter on this site...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:59:15 EST (#)
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omg that falafel can't take a joke. why is she stalking me?does she have a life?
rage? who is angry? em and i were just having a laugh at your expense!
anger is no good for baby. time to inject more heroin!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:54:18 EST (#)
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Spamming the whole front page with that petition, are you?
Geez, I'm flattered...I didn't know you were THAT hot and bothered over my chest. :)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:42:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:12:24 PST (#)
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**********CT BARES HIS CHEST!**************
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 19:47:56 EST (#)
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1. S.I. Co. Semen
2. Method
3. Jewtoast
4. CabaretGirl
5. Lungish
6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
7. Orphelia
8. Drogoroch
9. HurtByTheSun
10. Anansie
11. dithered
12. TheDoctor
13. scourge
14. FlakMonkey
15. BeforeEmily
16. Brdn_Nkd
17. Iacobus
18. Lechuza
19. OathMeal
20. TheUniter
21. Wild (I'll fuck you like a dog) man
22. Keanu Reeves
23. Flying_Buttmonkey
24. Leonore
25. Assholy
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IF YOUR NAME ISN'T ON THIS LIST, ADD IT!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:37:07 EST (#)
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Oh, Falafel! STFU.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:33:45 EST (#)
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Feel free to resume taking your paxil now.
Surely all that sanctimonious rage can't be good for the baby.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i do not approve of slothsucker. i allow chaos to use it or else he would cry like a bitch.
i do endorse the use of whorphelia.
i have no idea who this falafel slut is.
Submitted by BlazinBull (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, I understand fully.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:42:28 EST (#)
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Go away alter!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG I'M YOUR ALTER
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:40:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:25:37 PST (#)
Ranking: 1
Okay, lemme see if I got this straight...
BeforeEmily - Celtic Mead - lyraemily - Nurse 'O Pain = pale chick w/ black hair
Orphelia - DreamWeaver - Slothsucker = blond British chick
Redundancy - Falafel = brunette chick w/ glasses
Fuck, I can't keep this shit coherrent.
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That sounds about right.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:31:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
well i don't understand.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 12:25:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Okay, lemme see if I got this straight...
BeforeEmily - Celtic Mead - lyraemily - Nurse 'O Pain = pale chick w/ black hair
Orphelia - DreamWeaver - Slothsucker = blond British chick
Redundancy - Falafel = brunette chick w/ glasses
Fuck, I can't keep this shit coherrent.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Epic faggot +3, below.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:46:06 EST (#)
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Woah there, Em; don't be hasty. Like almost all the womenz in my family, she is often a totally dominating Beyotch.
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But, yeah. I could'a done worse for a Mommy.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:42:05 EST (#)
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That sounds lovely, CJ. Your Momma's a good woman.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:40:54 EST (#)
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Don't lament that fact that you're not surrounded by gore, Em.
My Mom can't stand nursing anymore.
To be honest, I think she's got more than a touch of PTSD.
Now, she spends her days puttering about in a greenhouse, making flowers bloom.
Makes her happy, I guess.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:37:34 EST (#)
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Well CJ, I can't claim to be as hard-assed as your Momma. I don't currently work in a trauma hospital, so I basically deal with the sniffles and the occasional broken bone, and tons of old people. We have our exciting nights but it's nothing like what you're describing, unfortunately!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:36:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:33:41 EST (#)
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Momma worked as an ER nurse for over 15 years.
I sorta got used to hearing her describe multiple gunshot victims, mangled bodies that had to be forcibly separated from their cars, and catastrophic burn victims.
Consequently, I now have a stomach made of cast iron.
Well, also 'cause my Mom couldn't cook to save her life.
Anyway, that's the permanent mental image I have of nurses: all the world-weariness of a combat vet with the paycheck of an illegal immigrant janitor.
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Everyone keeps talking about Detroit today.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:33:41 EST (#)
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Momma worked as an ER nurse for over 15 years.
I sorta got used to hearing her describe multiple gunshot victims, mangled bodies that had to be forcibly separated from their cars, and catastrophic burn victims.
Consequently, I now have a stomach made of cast iron.
Well, also 'cause my Mom couldn't cook to save her life.
Anyway, that's the permanent mental image I have of nurses: all the world-weariness of a combat vet with the paycheck of an illegal immigrant janitor.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:32:30 EST (#)
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No, but you can email me if you like.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:31:06 EST (#)
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This could take a while, Berty. Wanna come over for tea?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:30:14 EST (#)
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EMILY! Why are you so mean?
Tell me and let the healing begin!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:28:04 EST (#)
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Accident & Emmergency I think. Mind you with the modern way of thinking being that there are no such things as Accidents I guess they would have to change the name. Maybe something like: Oops I done hurt myself pretty bad Department
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:26:22 EST (#)
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Oh yes I do. Emergency Department is what we call it. What does A&E stand for?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:25:15 EST (#)
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Sorry do you work In A&E, Casualty, ER, The place where all the nasty road accident go, ummmm? You know the big doors where you go when you're bleeding out?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:25:04 EST (#)
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Oh sorry. I love my dentist, he's a friend of the family. I'll rephrase. I hate going to the dentist. Still not a dental nurse, because that doesn't exist.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:24:05 EST (#)
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eh? A&E?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:23:54 EST (#)
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My God, Emily. Nobody really HATES the dentist. They just aren't fond of him or his profession or his bitch of a nurse.
Why are you so mean, Emily?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:22:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:21:18 EST (#)
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Oh you've been lovely Drogo. But people think they can come in yelling at me and calling me a cunt and a fucking bitch, and still expect drugs! Nope!
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Strange how that approach doesnt work, who would have thought?
So are you A&E?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:22:00 EST (#)
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I am, Berty. I hate the dentist as much as everyone else.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:21:18 EST (#)
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Oh you've been lovely Drogo. But people think they can come in yelling at me and calling me a cunt and a fucking bitch, and still expect drugs! Nope!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:20:34 EST (#)
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Awww, that's lovely.
I don't believe you though. You're too vicious to be a health worker who works with something other than teeth.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:20:08 EST (#)
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Bah, my Scottish features!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:19:33 EST (#)
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Drugs aren't my bag I'm afraid. Thought I was being nice? Strange I'm not all that good at it I guess.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:19:24 EST (#)
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Berty? Um, hi. Yeah, I'm not a dental nurse. I'm a real boy! I mean nurse.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:19:22 EST (#)
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Plus you could meet nice, old, men who have no idea how many pairs of socks they own.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:18:42 EST (#)
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In other words, I'm a Star Trek nurse, all warm and squishy.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:18:23 EST (#)
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Fact: when you say 'dental nurse' to most people they immediatly think of broken glass. That's a statistical fact that is.
You should totally quit your job and take up archaeology. You could wear those cute baggy shorts and oversized tops they all get issued with. It'd go well with your scottish features and yet match your American skin.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:17:52 EST (#)
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I'm a real nurse and you have to be nice to me if you want drugs.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:16:32 EST (#)
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Okay. If you insist.
I have never quite understood peoples fears of dentists. I find them good fun really. Apart from the cotton balls
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:15:35 EST (#)
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No, I'm a real nurse. I'm still all of those things you described, but at least I'm a real nurse.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:14:38 EST (#)
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There was a guy I went to college with who was obsessed with nurses. He loved the idea of being looked after, bless him.
You're a dental nurse though. Dental nurses aren't squishy, warm and nurturing. They're hard, sharp, people surrounded by whirring noises and metal, bright lights and lurid colours. If different nurses were star trek movies then dental nurses would be nazi germany.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:13:39 EST (#)
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oh that sounds nice, how about a minus 2 instead?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:12:36 EST (#)
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Take some time off. Put your feet up. Have someone rub them. Get the same person to get you a drink, something you actually like.
And Relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:10:46 EST (#)
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That's right Berty. We give and give and give, and... that's pretty much it.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:10:15 EST (#)
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Christ I suck.
"Hygienist"
Need booze. Friday neeed BOOOOOOOZE!!!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:09:58 EST (#)
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OMG A NURSE!?
Marry me and look after me forever.
All my needs taken care of with un-resentful efficency.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:09:58 EST (#)
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That's right!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:06:54 EST (#)
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Ahh you're a Dental Hygenist then
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:06:05 EST (#)
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Er... no it wasn't going to be anything. I did it on purpose. Please -2 me off the front page. I was... well... figuring things out. No, not an archaeologist, hence the name "Nurse O' Pain."
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:04:17 EST (#)
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Nice line Berty. What do you follow it up with?
I have a 'Fossil' you can polish?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:02:28 EST (#)
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I'm sorry, I don't.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:02:05 EST (#)
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So what was your post going to be about?
Also are you an archeologist or have I got you confused with somebody else?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 11:00:03 EST (#)
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Good point.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:55:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:51:45 EST (#)
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UBERSITE IS BROKEN!!!
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How would we tell?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:54:21 EST (#)
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Oh don't do that, it would be the end of me.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:53:29 EST (#)
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Again?
Does this mean we have to start rating the poster and not the post?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:51:45 EST (#)
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UBERSITE IS BROKEN!!!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:43:48 EST (#)
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Many special thanks to ChaosJester for my new name!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:42:43 EST (#)
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I do, I do...you got rotovirus from a patient, didn't you? :)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:42:22 EST (#)
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No, I didn't, but I can't be bothered to explain these things to you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:40:49 EST (#)
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You hit the enter button, didn't you?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:40:20 EST (#)
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SHITASTICA!
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:40:12 EST (#)
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Er... whatever. Happy February!