Dearest Ubersite, (888 hits)
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Submitted by GrinMan (View user info) at 2008-02-01 13:34:11 EST
I see the majority of you liked my previous writing I am pleased and thank you for your admittance into this wonderful website. I was inquiring the other day about a possible VIP section for this website? However, I discovered no such luck. So from now on my posts will serve as a VIP section only the following users are invited to my posts, the rest of you well just please leave. Though I would love it if you could all be there with us some of you just do not share the same interests or qualities one would look for in a suitable reader. So please take your bow dear reader if your name is not on the list and vacate my post. kthnxbai
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
HurtByTheSun
Knowledge13
Linus
SocialistJoe
rob_berg
FALLEN
ConorJS
firefly
TheUniter
HotWillie
sicosemen
ilikesteak
christpuncher
Razor
loki
ProfessorFuckface
Bort
McBain
Electro
IndianOcean
Hidden101
locksly
TTOM
Tiger Lilly
Axolotl
and last but not least good ole bart bart himself.
Thank you and enjoy my privileged VIP members.
Oh the mamories...
So my parents are out of town for the weekend, and I figure I'll just stay up getting high and fapping. Later in the afternoon, I'm a little blazed and the doorbell rings. I figure the neighbor kid lost another ball over our fence, so I answer it. Turns out it's a couple girls I go to school with, they're both stone cold foxes. I tried asking one of them out the previous year, but it kind fell through. They say that they were bored and decided to drive over and say hi since they knew my parents were out of town. I'm still pretty stoned at this point, so I just kinda mumble and invite them in. I ask them what they want to do, then, since I've got these two hot chicks alone with me at my house, I try to act funny and say, "You two wanna come downstairs and play with my Wii?" It was funny to me at the time, but for some reason they just looked at eachother and giggled. So we went downstairs and I started up Wii Sports, since it's easy to play.
I sit down on the couch and they both take a seat on either side of me. I hand them each a remote and instead of standing up to play, they snuggle up to me. I start em out on Tennis, and we're all sitting there laughing at their attempts to play. One thing that really get them is how the Wiimote vibrates when they hit the ball. After a few games one of them says that she can smell pot, and asks if I've got anymore. Imagine my luck, two hot girls wanna get high with me alone in my house. So we all take a few hits, and they're laughing harder than ever. We keep playing for a while, trying out different games, until one of them presses the Wiimote to her nipple as it vibrates. She does a real fake pornstar moan and laughs, but I can see her nipple standing out through the shirt. Right now, my dick is rock hard and almost poking out through my pants
I take the Wiimote and laughing with them say, "Watch" as I put it over my crotch and it vibrates. They think this is hilarious, but I can see that they've noticed my boner. One of them takes the Wiimote from me and does than same, except she's practically jamming the Wiimote into herself through her pants. So here I am, sitting in my basement while these two girls are practically fucking eachother with my Wiimotes. I'm thinking, wow, how much better can this get?
Then the one on my right takes off her pants. She's not laughing, just smiling and saying "This thing is almost as good as what I use at home." My mouth is hanging open, and the other girl is just laughing and watching. We're in Tennis mode and she starts rubbing herself, moaning each time the remote vibrates.
Now the other girl takes my Wiimote and does the same, taking off her pants. This time, though, she goes right for it and jams the whole thing in herself. Without even thinking, I'm rubbing myself in my pants, almost ready to come. The first girl looks over at me and says, "What? Are you getting jealous?" With a smile she puts down the Wiimote and leans over, she takes off my jeans and my erection pops out through my boxers. She kneels in front of me, while the other girl starts kissing at my face. I was surprised I hadn't come already, I guess it was the weed slowing down my physical functions. All I see is her smiling face inching down to my rigid cock mouth agape, the other one is watching too, rubbing herself while she jams her tongue into my open mouth.
I feel her warm, moist mouth envelop my cock. I can tell she's having trouble getting it all in, but the feeling is amazing. Slowly she works my cock in her mouth, wrapping her tongue around the head, licking it as he work in and out. The other girl pries herself away from my mouth long enough to grab the Wiimote and come up behind the brown haired girl, eagerly sucking away at my penis. She leans over and starts working the Wiimote in and out of her friends vagina, now dripping with fluid. She starts moaning while sucking my cock, imagine this sound, mouth full of my member and moaning loudly. I can feel myself reaching orgasm, I try to tell her, but my mouth won't move, I'm lost in the heavenly sensation of her tongue and mouth. She pulls off just as I start to come and says, "Mmm, are you almost done? My mouth is getting-" She never finishes, I cum loads into her face, she gasps in surprise and more shoots into her mouth. She laughs and smiles, her friend still working the Wiimote in and out of her pussy, she licks the semen off her face as more spills out into her cleavage. Her friend pauses for a moment, just long enough to come around and lick the jizz of her breasts.
We fooled around for a bit longer after than, and eventually I showed them both how good I was at Wii Sports . . . among other things.
User Reviews
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-02-03 14:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
pissant
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2008-02-03 01:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your arrogance astounds me. Your audacity is truly breathtaking and I thank you, kind Sir, for allowing me to be a part of your elitist utopia.
However I'd like to bring my friend 8trak along. How else could one expect to better himself if he is not allowed to mix with the higher crowd?
I await your response.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-02-02 19:40:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks man.
Submitted by GrinMan (user info) at 2008-02-02 10:44:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Everyone,
To those that still read this post without being on the VIP list and obviously had nothing nice to say I say shame on you. This post was meant for those whom displayed to me true grace and a certain caliber that transcended the normal man. How dare you bring your filthy selves in here and make such a mockery of the principles and ideals this website was founded on. For Shame is all I say For Shame. I cincerely hope in the future you take my words to heart and consider them before you rate my post. My aim is to merely take ubersite back and make it the once great nation it was. If that doesn't sound like something you want to be apart of then as I said vacate my posts. To all the rest, thank you for just being you the wonderful users you are. I hope you enjoyed my post and hope to see you again. The VIP list will be extended for my next post as I have seen some more interesting people rate this post.
Cincerely,
Grinman
(likes to grin!)
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-02-02 09:30:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude your fantasies are quite detailed...and also just that: fantasies.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-02 05:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bort?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-01 21:22:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Where the fuck am I on this goddamned VIP list?!
-2 muthafucka!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2008-02-01 19:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 17:29:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-01 20:39:22 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
orphelia's kinda a whore, isn't she?
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Hence, Whorphelia.
Is 5 such a drastic number?
And yes, I amm a little. At least, on the internet ;)
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:48:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That was really, really stupid.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mostly because I didn't read it.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
speaking of AIDS, why are you +2ing this post?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
alter? perhaps.
but he knows talent when he sees it.
plus I'm one of the five.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
adolescent poo-stain post
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:57:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mouth AIDS sucks :(
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, I ate too many jelly beans today. They corroded my tongue. Either that or I have mouth AIDS.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Really? Was it my posts about Big Fat Gay Vampire? Those made a lot of people happy. They were kind of like the Joy Luck Club, only without all those Chinese ladies, and with a fat gay vampire named Reginald.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:47:43 EST (#)
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Yeah, life has been pretty decent lately, except for the fact that I have a mild hangover.
But mainly I attribute my happyness to you, Icarus.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you? That's great. I'm kind of hungry, and rather bored, and wish I brought my rc helicopter to work with me so I could have another go at killing the SOX auditors.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lol icarus.
Hey, I'm happy.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
orphelia's kinda a whore, isn't she?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:08:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
a-whaaa?
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-01 15:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Grinman,
My "Give A Fuck Meter" is bottoming out as a direct result from being denied my VIP Pass to your exquisitely ghey posts.
Cinerely,
Lostnphound
(likes to fuck)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't see my name on the list, so I'm leaving.
Submitted by deathmobile (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ubersite.com =/= Literotica.com
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i wanna get jiggy with 5 people on your list.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
You remember Indian Ocean? He was ancient.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Am I the Hulk?
If so, you are so totally The Thing.
**weeps comic book geek tears**
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For once I agree with the hulk....
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Holy Fuck Me,
So this is the new Uber Alter of the week, huh?
I can see this getting old really fast.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
?
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:06:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, no.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-02-01 14:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For the one and only reason: My name in a post = +2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dan Jaines was funny. You are not.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wonderful. I'm glad they were able to hang in there long enough before deflating.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
somewhat amusing anectdote but you are a pretentious pile of horse shit.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WOW!1111 OMG U HAD S3X WIT A GIRL!1!111!!1 OMG
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whoa, IndianOcean! you must have been around for a long time to remember that guy!
girls pleasuring themselves with video games = auto +2
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thats how we do nigga'
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
E, lolwut?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NICE, DUDE. YOU SHOULD'VE TOTALLY RAILED ONE IN THE POOP DECK THEN ATM'D THE OTHER WITH UR SHITTY DICK.
YOU TRULY ARE THE RADICAL OF UBER!
Submitted by knowledge13 (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
im on the VIP list...so fuck ya'll!.
and definately a good story....reminds me of the good old days...lol Now i got a wife and no longer smoke...but - keep it up bro.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:42:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 10:12:24 PST (#)
Ranking: 0
**********CT BARES HIS CHEST!**************
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-01-07 19:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. S.I. Co. Semen
2. Method
3. Jewtoast
4. CabaretGirl
5. Lungish
6. I BET HE HAS THE CHEST OF A SPARROW - THE BARON
7. Orphelia
8. Drogoroch
9. HurtByTheSun
10. Anansie
11. dithered
12. TheDoctor
13. scourge
14. FlakMonkey
15. BeforeEmily
16. Brdn_Nkd
17. Iacobus
18. Lechuza
19. OathMeal
20. TheUniter
21. Wild (I'll fuck you like a dog) man
22. Keanu Reeves
23. Flying_Buttmonkey
24. Leonore
25. Assholy
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IF YOUR NAME ISN'T ON THIS LIST, ADD IT!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I made a list, groovy.
Submitted by J_Man (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:40:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lulz great shit
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off alter
Submitted by BritishBeef (user info) at 2008-02-01 13:36:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment